D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ CODES Series ❯ RANT ( Chapter 1 )

Random Abject Nonsensical Talking

-I shouldn’t be thinking about him like that!-
/Why not? /
-Because he’s my enemy. He keeps trying to kill me and Dark.-
/So? /
-What part of “trying to kill me and Dark” don’t you under stand?! You’re always so impractical!-
/Why not tell him how you feel? /
-He’s a homicidal maniac for crying out loud!-
/But you see something in him that you like anyways, so why not? /
-Because I can‘t!-
/You’re not making a very solid argument~! I think you want to lose this same argument a second time! /
-I do not! Stupid conscience! Saying stupid stuff all the time!-
/I happen to have very good ideas; you just don’t know how to appreciate them. Humph! /
-Jumping Krad and then molesting him is not a good idea! Besides what would Dark and Hiwatari think?-
/…/
-Hah! I win!-
/No you don’t. /
-And why not?-
/Because if you were off molesting Krad, Dark would then be able to go off and molest the Commander. /
-Dark and Hiwatari?!-
/Yep! You’re blushing again! You have such a dirty mind blushing all the time. Are all those blushes caused by dirty thoughts? Really Dai-kins! Such a pervert! /
-I’m not a- what did you just call me?-
/…Not Dai-kins?/
-Arrg! Why…You…-
/Oopsies! /
-DARK!!!!!!!!-