D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ Contrast ❯ Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own D.N.Angel. If I did, Risa would be killed in the first volume. - tortured to death… anyway, don't sue me. I'm (VERY) poor. (Ask my friend Alex! She'll eagerly confirm it!)

 

Freaky: Hello readers! Right now I'm very tired… I just spent a looong time writing this chapter. It's LONG (well, to me, it is) and I put a lot of efforts in it, so I'll be very happy if you enjoy particularly this chappie. It was prewritten on paper and stuff. Please review, I'll be very grateful. ^^ *chu!*

 

Btw, Dark&Light  , thank you for your comment! It boosted me with energy! Oh ya! About the “screw me or die” thing.. I really don't know why it was written on Satoshi's shirt. He's weird.. twisted… ask him. He'll tell you why.

 

… (silence)

 

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~ Chapter Two ~

 

”No Way…” Dark breathed silently, then he said a bit louder (okay, a lot louder), ” NO MY GRANDMA'S BUTT WAY!”

 

“He- Hello Krad…” Daisuke said shyly.

 

Krad smiled cheekily to both of them: “So, I guess Saa-chan didn't tell you guys about me tagging along…”

 

“Don't call me that!” Satoshi murmured angrily.

 

“Saa-chan?” Daisuke blinked astonished, “Saa-chan? What's up with the honorific? What's up with the whole “Satoshi-sama” thingy?” (<- A/N: I'm sorry, again, my lack of English uhm… what was the word? Vocabulary! There's the word!)

 

“Well, Daisuke, you see… I -“

 

“STOOP!” Dark yelled in rage, “ THAT'S NOT THE POINT! The point is… (breath heavily) WHY IS …. THAT HERE?”

 

“Aaaw Dark,” Krad looked at him with sorrowful eyes, “Don't call me “that” I'm human (yeeah right) just like the rest of you…”

 

Dark scorned: “ I don't care.. even if you turned into a pink pig… I won't care… In no way am I gonna sit in the back with tha - him. Uh uh! No way. I'd rather eat shi -“

 

“Who cares if you are with us anyway?” Satoshi looked coolly up at Dark.

 

Dark gave Satoshi a stare that could kill. He took a big inhalation and said: “Fine, I'll go back, as if I really wanted to come with you guys.. (Daisuke whimpered) Not every person is as cold as you, icy creepy boy..”

 

Satoshi growled in silence. Krad shifted in his seat. A quiet, but growling Satoshi was not good.

 

Dark smirked loudly.

 

Satoshi clenched his fists. He grabbed Daisuke's collar pulled him towards himself, Daisuke inhaled air hastily, gasped and felt surprisingly warm and soft lips pressing against his own. Daisuke's vision was blurred, he felt hot and a moan escaped his mouth… Satoshi put his hand under Daisuke's shirt and massaged his well-trained flat stomach. Gently, Satoshi opened Daisuke's mouth with his own, letting his tongue explore Daisuke's sweet warm mouth. Daisuke squeezed his eyes shut, feeling an unbearable heat…

 

”…Nng…”

 

Dark twitched slightly, he was too shocked to say anything. Krad had an unreadable face with no whatsoever emotions.

 

Then, Satoshi broke the kiss and let go of the redhead. The blue-haired wiped the sweet spite on his faint pink and thin lips.

 

There was an unbearable moment of silence.

 

Dark opened and closed his mouth several times, still hoping that he was dreaming. Daisuke stared at his feet blushing madly, he was speechless. Krad was still quiet.

Satoshi, however, wasn't affected at all.

 

” So, you think I'm cold?” Satoshi licked his lips, “… Dark Mousy.”

 

Dark trembled, the way Satoshi said his name was indescribable. The way Satoshi said his name made Dark wanted to cover himself with something. He felt awkward… and naked. Dark felt his stomach making flip-flops. He touched his cheeks, feeling strange warmth he has not felt for a long time. Dark was blushing furiously. He turned his head, hoping that no one saw his blush. However, Daisuke's giggled proved him wrong. Suddenly, the heavy atmosphere lightened.

 

“WHAT!” Dark was so confused and bewildered. This was not him! The real kaitou Dark Mousy wasn't like this, the real kaitou was self-confident and cool!

 

Dark's puzzled look made Daisuke laugh even more followed by Satoshi's smile showing his perfect vampire-teeths. If it's possible, Dark blushed a little bit more seeing Satoshi smiling.

 

“ Stop… what's so funny about me smiling?” Dark finally managed to say.

 

“It's not funny.” Satoshi admitted, still smiling, ”you just look quiet cute when you blush.”

 

Dark looked down feeling his ears turning crimson, however, he opened his mouth to protest, but Daisuke cut him off.

 

“Yah! Satoshi's soooo right! You should blush more, Darkie! <3 you look so, cute, cute, cute! <3”

 

Dark felt his original-self taking over his body… Cute? What do they mean by cu-

 

“Cute ~ ooooh yaaah! Soooo cuuuute ~ ~ ~ ~ Daaaark-sama! You are my prince!” Krad squealed in a girly voice, pretending to by a girl in love, “Daku-sama! Anata wa watashi no toteeeeemo KAWAIIIIII no ouji-sama desu! Daaaiiiisuki desuuu ~ ! <3! (*bashes eyelashes*)” ~*sparkle sparkle*~

 

Daisuke laughed madly, Satoshi tried to hide his mouth with his right hand, but unfortunately, a snort escaped his lips, Satoshi widened his eyes, just realizing that he was snorting for the first time is his life. Dark, on the other side, didn't think it was funny, he… well.. frankly, he totally flipped.

 

“CUUUTE????! CUTE!? What. The. Fuck. Are you talking about! You idiots! You morons! CUTE?! I'm HOT! Not cute! I'm SEXY! Not cute! I'M FUCKING HOT `n' SEXY! DON'T disgrace my beautifulness!! My face is PERFECT, my body's perfect! My everything is PERFECT! My torso is yummilicious and delicious! My legs are dreamy! My hair is silky! My butt is sexy! My dick is bi- uhm.. whatever.. anyway. Girls (and boys) SCREAM for my body. So DON'T you DARE call me cute again! You can stick the “cuteness” up your own aaaaaarrrses! Fuck you! Biiiatches!”

 

“Kyaaah ~ Dark!” Daisuke (affected by Dark's speech) whined, “ Don't swear that much! You are hurting my virgin ears!”

 

“Don't worry…” Said Satoshi (unaffected) in a low husky voice.

 

“… You won't have “virgin” ears anymore when our vacation's over…” grinned Krad (unaffected) and blinked at Satoshi, who blinked back.

 

“CUUUUT!” Dark stared swiftly at Krad and Satoshi. He wasn't surprised that Krad was like that.. but Satoshi…? Dark wished he had gun so he could shoot both of them, “stop your paedophilic actions!”

 

“We're not paedophiles.. Daisuke's not a kid anymore… he's like.. what… 17?” Krad stated. (A/N: Yes, I've decided to make them older [“make them older” <- wut!? It sounds so immature!] It's would be evil of me to make Daisuke have sex as a fourteen year old. And yes, I care about stuff like that!)

 

“… and I'm only a year older than him…” Satoshi blinked slightly surprised, “You amuse me, Dark, I didn't know that your - * cough* damaged *cough* - brain contains words over ten letters. - And no,” Satoshi said, as Dark opened his mouth, “ Words like “yummilicious” doesn't count.”

 

Krad and Daisuke sniggered.

 

Dark bit his tongue and flung himself on the backseat. Those perverts really wanna fuck Daisuke. I won't be surprised if they rape him if Daisuke protests. No way am I gonna let them. Fucking molesters.

 

“Ooh..?” Krad exclaimed playfully, “I thought you were going back.”

 

Dark ignored him and stared at Satoshi. “Go.”

 

Satoshi started the engine and smiled a secret smile. I knew it…Niah - Haha! (<- A/N: no, Sa-chan didn't say niah-haha, he just said “I knew it”. I putted it there just to make you realize how funny it would be if Sa-chan really said/thought it… Niahaha!)

 

Daisuke yawned.

 

“Go to sleep Niwa-kun, it's takes about four hours to get there.” Satoshi informed.

 

“What! Are you crazy! Why did you choose a hotel so far awa-“

 

“Shut up, Dark.” Satoshi mumbled annoyed.

 

Dark didn't know why, but he really shut up. He glanced at Daisuke, who was already sleeping. He looked at Krad, who was also asleep. …Those two really have something in common. Or.. no.. Krad is too homicidal. …Oh shit! I forgot! Krad is HOMICIDAL! I'm not only gonna prevent him from raping Daisuke, I have ta prevent him from killing him too! Oh My God! Why did I let Daisuke talk me into this!!!

 

Dark lifted his head and watched Satoshi driving.

 

…Hm…Well…Maybe this trip wouldn't be so boring after all…

 

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Freaky: SO? What dya think? I know everything is… quick… it's kinda confusing… and annoying… Oh wtf! I don't care! I'm too lazy to do something about it.. (I'm very lazy if you haven't noticed.. it took me like.. a long time to update!) But I still like this chappie. Eh hehe.

 

Oh ya, if you are slow (like me) then I will just tell you that this fan fiction is a bit… unusual. It will not end with what you expect (I think). But I hope it won't stop you from reading my future chappies! *Smooch!* If you do stop reading this, then it's kinda your own lost (okay, that was harsh).

 

BGM: Linkin Park's Album “Hybrid Theory”. (I've listened to the whole album three times in a row before I finished this chappie.. -_-)