D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ Dark Gets Sugar High ❯ And So it Begins... ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Daisuke Niwa was sitting on a chair reading a book when..
Dark:DAI-CHAN!!!
Daisuke:How many times have I told you don't call me that!!!And what do you want?
Dark:Why do we call Wizz,Wizz?
Daisuke:Your and idiot that's why.
Dark looks clueless.
Disuke:Nuisance?
Continues to look clueless.
Daisuke:Annoyance?
Still looking clueless.
Daikue:BAKA!!
Dark:What?
Daikue:It worked...
DarK:Hey Dai-Chan can we go to Disney World?
Daisuke: -sigh- (he decided to give up on the whole Dai-Chan issue) Why Disney World?
Dark:Because I wanted to steal something...
Diasuke:...?
Dark:Walt Disney!!
Daisuke:He's dead.
Dark:-gasp-Oh NOEZ!!!For how old I mean long?
Daisuke:About ten years.
Dark:-make Daisuke turn into Dark-Come we must morn!!
Daisuke:But I'm not a Mormon!!!
Dark then takes Wizz adn they fly off to where Walt Disney was buried. Dug up the gave and brought out the coffin.
Dark:You'll be safe now Walter!!
Daisuke:Not before we get arrested.
He then put one of his oh-so famous cards in the coffin. And they where off where to? DISNEY WORLD!!!!!
Daisuke: You have to pay to get in you know?
Dark:I am nooot paying to set Walter free!!
Daisuke:Okay..?
So they fly over the gates and to the magic castle thingy.
Dark:OK Disney...BE FREE!!!!!!-he then scattered the ashes of Walt Disney every where and then silence...-
All the lights went all out and Dark was left holding a mic.
Announcer: Now ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment FERGIE!!
Dark:No I'm Dark...
He then sung it's a small world and wish upon a star. And as Disney's ashes fell down from the heavens and Darks voice rang out into the distance,Daisukes only thoughts where;
Daisuke:SHUT THE FU# UP!!!!