D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ Dark Sings His Song ❯ Dark's Too Sexy For His Love ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

My first DNAngel fic. wrings hands nervously
I have no idea what posessed me to write this. XD

OOC Warnings: Krad sings kareoke, Daisuke sings "I'm Too Sexy", Everyone 'cept Satoshi sings I'm Too Sexy.


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Dark's Too Sexy For His Song

Dark: *standing on a dark stage, mic held up to his lips and whispers* I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me.

Random fangirls: SHE'S NUTS THEN!!!

Random Yaoi fangirls: YOU MEAN "HE"!!

Daisuke: -_-;;; *dancing in the background along with Krad and Satoshi in a montonous way*

Krad: Oh you are frickin' MINE...

Satoshi: ...

Dark: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, sooo sexy it hurts. *tosses shirt into the audience of fangirls and boys*

Satoshi: -_-;;;;;;

Dark: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

Dai: We live in Japan!!!

Dark: *ignores him* I'm too sexy for your party. Too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing.

Krad: Oh good god.

Dark: I'm a model, ya know what I mean. And I do mah little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I do mah little turn on the catwalk.

Dai: Well, I'm cuter so... *pushed into Dark as the music goes, much to the delight of the yaoi fangirls. Krad drags Satoshi up and takes the stage.*

Krad: I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.

Satoshi: *thinking: Kill me, please, god.*

Krad: I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, *turns to Dark* whatcha think 'bout that?

Dark: I think you're dead! *immature tackle, leaving Dai to take the stage*

Dai: *standing up there, rather awkwardly* Umm... I'm a model, ya know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk. On the catwalk yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk. *runs, mortified*

Satoshi: *stands there while various mayhem takes place*

Dark: *finally gets his sexy butt back to the mike only to fight for it, while still attempting to sing* Too sexy for my...

Krad: *snatches and kicks Dark away* Too sexy for my...

Dark: *throws him off stage, where he is mauled by several million fangirls* Too sexy for my... *air guitars* I'm a model, ya know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk. On the catwalk yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk. *shakes his little touche on the catwalk* I'm too sexy for my cat. Too sexy for my cat. Poor pussy... Poor pussy cat.

Fangirls: *go insane*

Dark: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to leave me. I'm too sexy for this song. *winks and gets his ankle pulled by Krad, forcing him offstage into the ocean of fangirls*

*As we look around the kareoke bar, we see Dai at a payphone, trying to talk to a therapist and Dark and Krad trying to escape, only to be mauled again, while Satoshi just stands there watching for a while. *

Satoshi: ... *mimicks the end of the song* I'm too mature for this situation... *leaves*


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THE END OF THE MOST IDIOTIC THING EVER MADE!!!

(As I said, I have no clue why I wrote this. But it's my first DNAngel fic, so, don't get me on OOC ness.)