D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ Kaosu o Toki Toraberu ❯ Chapter One: Krad�Thieving? ( Chapter 1 )

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Kaosu o Toki Toraberu

Chapter One: Krad…Thieving?

A/N: well this is different from what I usually write, since it's usually Inuyasha, but this time it DN Angel!! YAY!!!

Anyways this is a story I am writing with some help from one of my friends, so it's like a co-written story, but not really, she's also my beta.

Summary: Dark and Krad have their own physical forms and end up transported into the past, set in the future with some unusual relationships. With a new enemy out to get them, Dark and Krad must convince their past selves to help them defeat the foe and get them back to their time, however things don't always go as planned.

Disclaimer: I do not own DN Angel or it's characters, but I do have my twisted imagination. Muahahaha ::cough::.::cough:: ::hack:: ::hack:: X_X

blah -> author/outside point of view

"blah" -> speaking

`blah' -> thought

-blah- -> thought between Krad/Satoshi (later chapters)

=blah= -> thought between Daisuke/Dark (later chapters)

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“You want me to WHAT?!?!” Krad nearly screamed. Noting the thief's wandering eyes and slight blush he quickly redirected them, "Look up here!" Krad stated pointing to his flawless face that held a slight scowl of annoyance.

“Aw! Come one, it'll be fun! Besides Krad you need to try new things. I mean it has to be boring just cooking and cleaning all day.” Dark pleaded with large innocent amethyst eyes. `There is no way he can resist this face'

“I do NOT cook and clean all day!” Krad yelled, “Just because I cook for you and cleaned your clothes that one time, does not mean I'm a HOUSEMAID!”

“Now boys, deep calming breathes. You need to be relaxed and focused when you go to steal Past Renewal tonight at 11:00," Emiko interjected. "Besides Krad, you're already dressed so there's no getting out of it now.” Emiko smiled sweetly at the confused look Krad had just developed.

“Wha?” Krad looked down startled, finally noticing that he was fully clothed in an identical thieving outfit to Dark. Reviewing his heated conversation, and just now understanding why the thief was blushing through out it. `Wait! I was naked in front of Dark! I was naked in front of Emiko! Shit! I was naked in front of the Niwas! Why me...' “Shit.”

“Krad you swore! I thought you were an angel!” Dark stated sarcastically with a playful smile.

“Ya, I'm an angel. An angel of death! Come here you stupid thief. I'm going to kill you!”

“And here I thought we were past that.” Dark replied without skipping a beat. `Taunting this bishi should never be so much fun'

“When I get my hands on you…” Cutting off the Blonde the thief stated with false surprise, “Wow Krad I never knew you felt that way towards me.”

“Kill you I tell you! Kill you!”

“And here I thought we had domesticated you. Potty training and all." The Violet boy replied with a smirk.

Glaring thousands of daggers Krad heatedly responded, “Just because I cleaned your clothes that one time, does not mean I'm a HOUSEWIFE!”

“You married Dark?” Emiko asked in mock surprise yet blushing at the mental picture she had just envisioned. To shake off the disturbing images she checked the clock while exclaiming, “Oh dear! Well you two better be going or you'll be late!” Emiko continued on as she pushed Dark and Krad out the front door, “Good Luck!” she stated before lamming the door in their faces. But not before slipping a small, lightweight, black object into Dark's pocket.

“Uh…married huh?” Amethyst eyes questioned.

“Shut up.”

~:~ 4 yrs prior ~:~

“DARK!!!” Krad yelled with psychotic anger, while pulling a White feather out of his matching cloak. “Today we end this. I will kill you once and for all!”

“Heh! Like that will happen, were just to attached to each other to let this end. Besides I have a previous engagement with the Heaven's Twilight. See ya.” Dark said with a wink as he ran off towards the center of the museum. `I have to shake him if I am to get Heaven's Twilight'

“Dark! Dark come back here! Dark!” Krad yelled as he flew off towards bishi thief, seething with anger. (A/N: yes Krad sub-consciously thinks Dark is a bishi >.<) Sending a powerful spell, used to stun not kill, Krad sent it whizzing through the air with dangerous accuracy. Unfortunately the violet boy anticipated the move and withdrew his own Black father.

~:~ 4 years in the future ~:~

While walking down the street towards the museum, Krad came upon an utterly disturbing thought and decided to voice it. “Why am I doing this?” He stated sounding annoyed.

“Because Emiko and I want you to,” Dark replied simply.

“Right... Why do I care?”

“ `Cause you love me.” The thief said sweetly while batting his eyelashes in a joking manner.

“Right-No wait! What the hell?! Damn, that just made shivers run down my spine! What in all that is wholly - I mean evil - made you say that?!” A slight blush began to form due to the Blonde's embarrassment and clumsy use of words.

“Well you're a housewife, and we're married so I just assumed. Don't you love me anymore, Krad?”

“I never loved you in the first place! Now shut up we're here!"

“Wow your really getting into this.”

“I wish to hurt you.”

“I know… I love you too.”

A low growl was the Violet Bishi's only response.

After picking the lock with unknown skill Krad crept along the bushes towards the darkened museum. Dark following closely behind grinning like a madman.

“Told ya, you would enjoy this. Your a natural.”

“Lets just get this over with, the police have the place surrounded, but with Satoshi-sama no longer the police commander and his father out of the way, so we shouldn't have a problem.”

“Ya creepy boy and his creepy bastard of a father really gave me a lot of trouble. Though I always came out in the end." Dark exclaimed a bit too loud proudly. "Not even you could stop me, my Kraddy-kins.”

“Dark…you're on thin ice.” Was his last warning for the night.

~:~ 4 yrs prior ~:~

A burst of light was all that was seen before one could hear the thunderous blast. Which signaled the fight between two magic users going at it. (A/N: And I don't mean in a perverted sense! Dirty perverted readers...:grin:.)

“Damn you Dark! I will get you! And kill you!” The sadistic and demonic angel threatened.

“Is that all you can say Krad? Have some variety in your vocabulary!”

“Die!” (AN: I think someone is channeling Sesshomaru, must have seen to much Inuyasha.) Was the last sound before another burst of light followed by the clash of magic. This is something an ordinary person would freak out about, however the police force had backed away from the museum from sheer terror and the animalistic need for self-preservation. Yet restrained from fleeing due to unabated curiosity.

“Argh!” Krad stumbled over, clutching his chest, “Satoshi-sama… don't do this!.. I can get him..” He gasped out between pants. His Blonde strands creating a veil over his now Cerulean blue eyes.

“Heh! Looks like your losing Krad. What was that about killing me today?” Dark taunted while within' seconds of escaping into the museum's maze of halls.

“Kaitou…” Krad growled through clenched teeth, obviously in pain.

“Hehe. Looks like I win again!” Dark said as he slammed his fist in Krad's stomach efficiently rendering the angel unconscious and reverting him back into his tamer, Satoshi Hiwatari. Before sprinting in the opposite direction despite his own tamer's cries to help the injured youth on the ground.

~:~ 4 yrs in the future ~:~

“So what are we stealing again?” Krad asked sighing as he had given up, long ago, on trying to get out of the escapade.

“Past Renewal. Emiko says that it's a powerful Hikari artwork of unknown abilities. It was recently discovered in some ancient ruins in Egypt.”

“In Egypt?” The domesticated demonic angel questioned. Surprise written across his face, with a marker by the Violet angel. "Stop that you child!" The Blonde 'shouted' in a whispered voice while vigorously wiping away the offending kanji. `Kami why does he torture me so?'

` This is priceless, now i have to wait for just the right moment to snap a photo, thank you Emiko!' “Ya! I guess there was Hikari's there back then too.” The Purple eyed bishi replied after suffering his silent bouts of laughter at the other's expense.

“Egypt?” Krad questioned stoically, still unbelieving.

“Ya with all those islands that grow those yummy olives and stuff.”

“That's Greece baka.”

“Wait. Isn't Greece that, that place with the sand and giant pyramids.”

“No that's Egypt.” `Did he even get any form of education? I mean his tamers did but didn't he absorb any of it?'

“Oh, well are you sure?” The Kaitou challenged the more logical one's knowledge.

“Yes.” The blonde stated flatly.

“Damn, I was sure that they grew olives in Egypt. At least tell me it has that big river.”

“Greece? What river?”

“You know, the Denial.” Dark not so wittily replied.

“That's an emotion Dark. Do you mean the Nile?”

“Isn't that, the hugest mountain?”

“Mt. Everest? That's in the Asian continent, not the African or European.”

“Isn't Africa that restaurant we always pass going to creepy boy's house? Wait! I thought Europe was a flower?”

“There may be a restaurant with the name Africa, but what flower?”

“The purple one. The one that matches my wonderful hair and eyes!”

“Iris?”

“Isn't that, the Greek Goddess of love?”

“No that's Aphrodite.”

“Isn't she that Egyptian Goddess of the Hearth?”

“That's Bast.”

“But isn't she-” The Violet one attempted only to be cut off by an irritated Blonde youth, “Just forget it!”

“Fine! But isn't she-” Dark started up again. As their bantering continued for twenty minutes, the duo almost missed the 11:00 deadline.

“Crap! It's almost time!” Dark cried in dismay.

“You just had to keep asking those idiotic questions, didn't you?!” Krad hissed in annoyance.

“I was confused!”

“Your always confused!”

“Am not! I'm the Great Phantom Thief Dark!” The Kaitou responded proudly, while slightly posing and puffing out his chest.

“You know what? Lets just go in!” And with that the two head into the museum, not knowing that it would be their last night in their particular time.

AN: Well that's it for the first chapter hoped you liked it! Read, Rate, and Review!