D. N. Angel Fan Fiction ❯ Kaosu o Toki Toraberu ❯ Chapter three: Frying Pan of Doom ( Chapter 3 )

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Kaosu o Toki Toraberu

Chapter three: Frying Pan of Doom

Disclaimer: (lawyers glare) I don't' wanna say it! (They slowly reach into their brief cases for unknown papers of hidden judicial powers) Okay! Okay! Don't sue! I don't own DN Angel...

Summary: Dark and Krad have their own physical forms and end up transported into the past, set in the future with some unusual relationships. With a new enemy out to get them, Dark and Krad must convince their past selves to help them defeat the foe and get them back to their time, however things don't always go as planned.

blah -> author/outside point of view

"blah" -> speaking

`blah' -> thought

-blah- -> thought between Krad/Satoshi (later chapters)

=blah= -> thought between Daisuke/Dark (later chapters)

~:~In the museum~:~

“You can't be Phantom Thief Dark, I'm Phantom Thief Dark!” The first Dark said in response to the previous statement. Looking somewhat annoyed and utterly confused, he huffed and tilted his weight back a bit to get a better look at his 'look-a-like.'

They looked exactly alike with two exceptions: The 'look-a-like' was wearing different clothes and looked ever so slightly older. While the younger thief was taking in the appearance of the older thief, the 'look-a-like' did the same. His eyes widening slowly at what was going on.

Disregarding the Dark that was examining him with the most perplexed of expressions he began looking around the room, rather frantically. The 'look-a-like' glanced back to where Past Renewal was supposed to be. Yet could not find any trace of it, instead he found Heaven's Twilight.

“What the Hell!!!” The older Dark yelled, observing the painting closely. With eyes widening more (if possible at this point), and eyebrows practically rising off his forehead. A mumbled “shit” escaped his lips.

The more youthful Dark, having finished checking his other self out, rose an eyebrow at the mumbled a swear word. 'I don't curse...? Often.' So he sat and waited for an explanation. After all he had no idea what was going on, and it seemed his 'look-a-like' did.

“I think I know what happened, which if I'm right, I'm in bbbiiiigggg trouble!” Dark sighed heavily and looked fully at what he thought was most likely his past self. Taking a deep breath he began to explain.

Skimming how in his time he went to steal a Hikari artwork called Past Renewal and that a blinding sapphire flash erupted when his partner touched it. He went on telling the other Dark that the next thing he knew, he was here looking at his past self.

“Wait, your from the future?” Other Dark asked incredulously.

“Ya, I'm pretty sure, `cause you're here stealing Heaven's Twilight, right?” Dark explained, his hand coming to his face and slight scratching an itch his cheek.

“Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?” The other Dark asked growing more suspicious.

“That's simple. I know that I'm from the future, `cause I already stole it!” Dark stated proudly as he puffed out his chest, again for the second time. Tilting his head at his past self and giving a wink/smirk he stated, “Well now, now that's all explained, I vote that we help me get back to my time. My partner is probably really worried by now.” Dark snorted as an after thought about Krad. `Ya, I'm sure he's real worried, probably thinks this is my payback for the stunt earlier.'

“Partner? Since when do I need a partner?” Past Dark asked perplexed.

“Well I suppose he's not really my partner, more like a temporary apprentice. Though how he was able to get through all that security with out setting anything off, and how he was able to pick that lock without any training is kinda weird…” Dark trailed off and looked up deep in thought.

“So… I'm teaching someone how to steal? Well I am Dark Mousy... It could be fun.” Past Dark said rather proudly.

“Ya, something like that, I mainly wanted to drag him along to see what his reaction to the whole thieving thing would be. I mean seeing the other side is important now and then.” Dark smirked at the mental image of literally dragging Krad with him to go thieving, kicking and screaming all the way.

“Other side?” Past Dark questioned curiously. 'Other side... So he stopped thieves? Who is this guy?'

“Ya, he was previously a hunter.” Dark explained rather cockily at the fact he had 'converted' a hunter into a thief's apprentice.

“A hunter, like creepy boy or Krad?” Replied past Dark, eyes widening when he discovered his first guess was right.

“He-” The elder Dark started, but was cut off with a familiar yell.

“Dark!” A yell was heard echoing through the corridors of the museum.

“Krad?! Damn it! I thought I knocked him out for a good couple of hours!” Past Dark half yelled and half grumbled to himself. Annoyed at the fact that he would have to face his other self again.

“Hm? Krad?” 'Look-a-like' Dark questioned to himself. Turning slightly around towards the noise.

Just then Krad came in through the doorway. But it wasn't the Krad that past Dark was expecting, no, not at all. It was in fact a Krad that was wearing an identical outfit to his future self. Also he was carrying a black bag that looked like it had something stuffed into it, poorly.

“Dark! There you are! Thanks a lot for leaving me! Anyways I got the sculpture so lets go-oOh! What the HELL?! Why are there TWO to you?! One is enough!” Krad yelled in surprise and jumped back. This was due to the fact of seeing two Darks in front of him and his worst nightmare coming true.

“Funny thing. The reason, hehe… we were transported into the past. You remember that pretty blinding light show? Ya, that nice little Hikari artwork decided to up and transport us here. Funny isn't it?” Dark replied laughing lightly with a smirk one his face, and eyes sparkling with delight. Partially because of the look on Krad's face and partially because he knew this would be one hell of a night ahead.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” Past Dark stated with a frozen expression of surprise.

“I think I broke him…” Krad mumbled shifting slightly and looking at past Dark then towards the Dark from his time in an attempt to figure out what to do.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” Past Dark continued on, losing expression in his face.

“Nah. Probably just shock, should wear off soon.” Dark replied seemingly uncaring. After all, he'd know best.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” Past Dark eyes drooped back to their normal size and lost any and all expression.

“You think? Since when did you become all-knowing and intelligent?” Krad asked sarcastically.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” Past Dark still continued on this time more stoically then he began.

“Why my Kraddy-kins, I've always been intelligent, you're just now noticing.” Dark stated proudly with his signature smirk.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” And still past Dark continued on with no expression on his face or in his eyes, the phrases almost coming out as a quiet chant.

“Ya right, and I'm the Easter Bunny.” Krad replied even more sarcastically than his last comment.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” And continuing, with no expression…let's just say he was a broken record…

“I want my candy then!” Dark shouted rather joyfully, trying his best to piss the once hunter off.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing…Krad in my clothing…Krad stealing…” It's the broken energizer bunny record …

“Oh just forget it!” Krad yelled, blushing with not only annoyance but also in anger.

“Krad in my clothing… Krad stealing… Krad stealing my clothing… Wait. Wait! WHAT?!” Past Dark finally snapped out of his broken record recording and realized just what he had said. And without hesitation demanded his 'stolen clothing' back before he could realize that he, in fact, was still dressed. "Krad! Strip! Now!"

Krad blinked a couple times and replied with the very intelligent response, “Oro?” Blinking some more, he tilted his head slightly to the side, and just stared. (AN: Picture a confused puppy for his face ^-^. Anyone guess where 'Oro?' from? If you get it I'll give you a cookie!)

Dark opened his mouth to say something, but what was only able to come out was an, “Um…ya…”

“Told you, we broke him.” Krad stated in a deadpan voice.

“Krad.” Past Dark said in a shocked, but quiet voice.

“Huh? Yes?” Krad answered swerving back to Dark's past self.

“You're Krad.” He voiced the obvious.

“Yes…” Krad answered somewhat unsure to where this was all going. Blinking a couple times again, and golden eyes clouded with confusion.

“You're stealing.” Past Dark once again voiced the obvious in a deadpan voice, fear of the response and confusion were clear in his Violet eyes.

“Um, I suppose…” Krad answered again, while bringing his hand up and rubbing the back of his neck, he looked up and trailed off in his train of thought.

“But you're Krad.” Past Dark stated still in shock of seeing his enemy that had tried to kill him only minutes ago, acting docile and Stealing.

“This isn't going to go anywhere is it?” Krad asked somewhat annoyed.

“Not very likely, I agree, we broke him.” Dark stated somewhat amused on how Krad was handling this situation. By the looks of it, it wouldn't be much longer before he snapped. After all if anyone knew Krad the best, it was him.

“Hm…” Krad responded dispassionately.

“But he's Krad!” Past Dark suddenly shouted and pointed to his future alter ego. However he continued until future Dark and Krad got fed up and Krad decided to do something drastic.

Whack!

With that, past Dark fell to the floor unconscious. Krad was standing above him, holding a frying pan. Sighing loudly he stated, “He was starting to seriously annoy me.”

“Krad?” Dark called with a very amused yet unsure voice.

“Yes?” Krad turned to his alter ego, raising his golden eyebrows in question.

“Is that a frying pan?” Dark asked incredulously.

“Huh?” Krad muttered and looked down to his hand. There in his hand, he was holding a frying pan. Blinking once more, he sheepishly looked over to Dark and started to slightly laugh. “Hehe…I guess it is, isn't it…”

“I'm not going to ask…” Dark stated and looked down to his past self. Mumbling something undistinguishable along the lines of, "yeahsurei'mnotahousemaideventhoughicarryaroundafreakingfryingpan" (1)

“Hehe…” Krad continued on laughing nervously and looked away with a slight blush stained on his cheeks. Rubbing the back of his neck again he questioned, “So what do we do now?”

“I donno, you're the one that hit him over the head with a frying pan.” Dark answered with a smirk, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

“Huh? Aw, shit.” Was Krad's only reply.

~:~

(1) he mumbled the following: "yeah sure I'm not a housemaid even though I carry around a freaking frying pan"

(A/N: YAY Chapter 3 is down! and still hardly any reviews! Please people, lemme know your out there ^-^)

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