Digimon Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ "Trunks Lil Book Of Hentai Short Stories, Volume 1" ❯ "Sex, Pies and Pizza Cats" ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(Disclaimer : Just so you know, I dont own the rights to this anime or any of the
charcters. I am merely borrowing them to write a story. In case you might not like
how they are represented, I am trying to stick as true to the characters
personality's but will stretch them a bit to make the story a bit more interesting.
So dont send bad mail or sue me...cuz I dont got anything of value...)



" S e x , P i e ' s a n d P i z z a C a t s "
By : Christopher Ryan
Email : SSj4_Trunks_1980@hotmail.com



**Beginning credits roll and the Samurai Pizza Cats theme song plays**


A normal day in Little Tokyo dawns and our lovable Pizza cats enter the pizza
parlor for another day of pizza making and crime fighting. Or so it would normally
be but on this day, it is starting a bit differently. Guido stumbles in late, much
to the dismay of Polly.

"Guido, where the hell have you been", Polly screams.

"Chill out Polly, I was just at lucilles house all night", Guido replies winking.

Polly is shocked, how could Guido have been over at Speedy's girlfriends house all
night. I mean they are best friends, how could he do this to Speedy? Then is dawned
on Polly that Speedy is also late. It happens so often she tends to forget. As quickly
as she finishes that thought a drunken Speedy tries to walk in the door, only to
smash into the wall. Falling over, a large red line appears from head to toe and
giant X's are where his eyes should be.

"Speedy Cerviche, I told you not to come in drunk anymore, its bad for business. The
last time you did, it cost us our liquor license and half our customers", Polly fumed.

"Hey *hic* you 'bleep'....", Speedy says in response only to be cut off by the narrator.

Narrator : Im sorry to interrupt but all cussing will be bleeped out of this episode but
lude content, drunken debotchery and wild sex acts will ensue. And you thought american
censors were stupid...heh heh

"Will you shut *hic* the 'bleep' up you *hic* stupid 'bleep' ", Speedy screams at the
Narrator.

Narrator : I will not shut the 'bleep' up...See I have my own special way of talking
you 'bleep' and I can say what I 'bleep' well please...

"Ha, you *hic* still get *hic* 'bleep' bleeped out, so there", Speedy yells, flipping
the narrator the bird (of which is pixelated so you cant tell what finger he is sticking
up) and sticking his tongue out for good measure, though its not completely sure where
the narrator is currently but to the drunken Speedy he doesnt give a 'bleep'.

"Will you two 'bleep' just be quiet, so Speedy can tell me where he has been", Polly
screams at the top of her lungs causing Speedy to freeze in place, and assumeably the
narrator does too since he is no longer talking.

"Well *hic* I was at *hic* Lucilles house ALLLL *hic* night", Speedy says with a sly grin
on his face as he slowly slides onto the ground in a drunken stooper.

"So you both were at Lucilles all night", Polly hollered in complete shock, "H,h,how?"

"Well it all started when I was on my way to the store for some milk", Guido says as he
fades into a flashback.....


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Gu ido is walking down the street whistling a happy tune. When he turns a corner and
runs right into Speedy Cerviche.

"Hey Speedy, whats up", Guido greets Speedy cheerfully.

"Not much buddy", Speedy says smiling, "Im just on my way to Lucille's house."

"Really? Think I could tag along", Guido asks.

"Sure, all we were gonna do is watch some TV, and maybe engage in some hot and steamy
sex acts of which you can watch or join in if ya like", Speedy replies as he waves for
Guido to follow him.

So the two Pizza cats are walking along toward Lucille's house happily when who do they
run into but Al Dente, the leader of the guard and advisor to the King.

"Hey Al, whats up", Speedy asks with a smile.

"Nothing much Speedy, Im just out for a walk. Seymour is acting weird again, so I
decided it was best to get out of the castle", Al replied with a grin look.

"Hey why dont you come over to Lucille's house with me, all we are gonna do is watch
TV, and maybe engage in some hot and sexy acts of sex, that you and Guido can watch
or maybe join in if you like", Speedy says as he waves Al to follow him and Guido.

So the two Pizza cats and Big Al Dente start to walk towards Lucille's house like the
three muskateer's when who do they run into but Princess Vi. This is disturbing to Al
because she isnt supposed to be out of the castle at night and since he didnt want her
to be alone he invites her to come along with them.

"Sure Id love to, TV and possible sex acts sound like a cool time", Vi queals loudly.

So the two Pizza cats, Big Al Dente and Princess Vi begin walking toward Lucille's
house. When they finally get to Lucille's house and seeing the bedroom light on Guido
looks through the window who does he see but Polly Ester and Lucille having sex...

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"WHAT", Polly screams breaking the flashback.

"Hey you dont have to deny it Polly, its a turn on baby", Guido says making grrr noises.

"I will not admit to something so vile as sex with another girl", Polly says turning her
back to Guido.

Deciding to torture her a bit, Guido leans up to her ear and begins to speak in a low,
hush tone.

"She licked slowly up your bare breast, stopping to lightly nibble on your nipple", he
says seductively, "While she carressed your swollen vagina, penetrating you with her
two fingers, and a sloshing noise can be heard because you are so sopping wet."

Suddenly Polly starts to shake and darts toward the bathroom and a few minutes later,
moaning can be heard. Guido just grins and looks to Speedy who is now beginning to
sober up.

"Hey did Polly just run to the toilet", Speedy asks.

"Yup, I guess she just got the urge", Guido says snickering.

"Oh 'bleep' I gotta vomit", Speedy remarks as he runs to the window to puke.

After about 20 minutes more, Polly finally comes out with a look of pleasure and relief
on her face. Guido smiles but Speedy looks perplexed.

"Hey Guido, what was she doing in there all this time", Speedy asks.

"You probably dont wanna know in your condition buddy", Guido replies as he starts to
chuckle to himself.

"So are you going to continue your story, WITHOUT YOUR LIES", Polly screams aloud.

"Uh yeah sure Polly, whatever you say", Guido says smiling as he shifts back into the
flashback.


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Well after investigating the window, Guido motions to everyone to walk to the door with
him as he knocks loudly. There can be heard, hushed voices and the sound of things being
knocked over in a hurry. Guido smiles as the door finally comes open and a rather ruffled
Lucille can be seen.

"Hello, oh its you Speedy, um I wasnt expexting you so soon", Lucille says nervously.

"Yeah me and some of my friends came over to watch some TV, and maybe engage in some
extremely hot and passionate sex with you", Speedy stated as he smile mischeviously.

"Speedy Cerviche, you know I dont do that anymore, not with strangers", Lucille fumes as
pockets open up all around her arms and body, then small missles fire out, and exploding
causing the whole group to end up in a scortched crater semi-conscious.

"Well I guess she aint in the mood", Speedy mumbles.

"Oh speedy, Im so sorry, I didnt mean to overreact", Lucille coo's as she moves from the
door, "Please everyone come in and make yourselves at home."

Everyone rushes the door and piles onto the couch. Turning on the TV, they start to watch
a movie. All seem mesmerized by the moving pictures. Speedy turns to Lucille and smiles.
Lucille blushes, and acts coy.

"Um well, I guess we should, uh go into the back", Speedy stammers.

"I never thought youd ask", Lucille yells as she grabs him by the hand, "Ive been so horny
for my macho pizza cat."

She runs to the bedroom, throws open the door and tosses the grinning Speedy on the bed. Then
Lucille proceeds to pull off her gown and stands there before Speedy completely nude. Speedy
begins to drool and then pulls off his clothing as well. Lucille pounces on Speedy, and grabs
his hardened dick, and slips it into her mouth and begins to suck on it. Speedy just leans back
moaning.

Narrator : Meanwhile the rest of the group are suddenly pulled from their zombified state
at the sudden moaning from the back.

"Hey I think they are getting it on without us", Guido announces as he climbs onto the table.

"Yeah, we need to bust in there and get some for ourselves", Princess Vi screams.

"I dont think so Princess, you should sit in here and behave yourself", Al says pushing Vi
down onto the couch again. She just sits there arms crossed and pouting. The other two sneak
over to Lucilles door and peer in. Their eyes bug out as they witness Lucille sucking on
Speedy's dick. Guido motions for Al to quietly walk to one side of the room while he goes to
the other. He then begins to pull off his clothing, and rubs his now hard dick. Creeping up on
Lucille, Guido comes up behind her and slides his dick into her wet pussy from behind. Slowly
he starts to thrust his dick in her in and out as she sucks Speedy's dick. The two pizza cats
give each other thumbs up, while Lucille is stuck in the middle. Al Dente just sits in the
corner watch, as he masturbates.

Narrator : In the living room, Princess Vi gets tired of sitting there alone and hearing all
the constant moaning. So she gets up and walks over to the doorway. To her surprise, Guido
is 'bleep'ing Lucille from behind while she is sucking Speedy's 'bleep' and Al is masturbating.
This is driving her insane with horniness so Princess Vi rips all her clothes off and runs
to Al Dente, and jams his 'bleep' into her wet 'bleep'. Then the Princess starts to ride Big
Al's 'bleep' like a bronco rider.

"Oh Al, no wonder they call you Big Al", Vi screams as she grabs Al's ass and tries to jam his
cock into her pussy harder.

"Princess, we shouldnt be doing this", Al holler's.

"Lucille, baby suck me faster", Speedy howls.

"Oh yeah Lucille give me that pussy, Im gonna 'bleep' the 'bleep' out of it", Guido screams.

All Lucille can do is close her eyes as two of her three holes are pounded. Princess Vi on the
other hand is riding Al Dente like theres no tomorrow and Al is protesting but doesnt seem to
be pushing her off. Suddenly Speedy pulls his dick out of Lucilles mouth, and she lets out a
gasping breath. Then Guido pulls his dick out of her pussy, and lifts her up a little bit as
he trusts his wet cock in her ass, as she screams. Speedy then pushes his dick into her stretched
pussy and the two friends sandwich fuck Lucille. Princess Vi grabs Big Al and drags him over to
the bed and bends over for him to fuck her from behind of which he gladly does. Vi then french
kisses Lucille to shut her up while Al fucks her doggy style and Speedy (with Guido) fucks
Lucille. Outside two figures can be seen.

"Hey mommy, do you think we should be watching them do that", a small child asks.

"Hush, mommy's busy video-taping this, and besides its in our contracts to watch the Pizza
Cats in action. Woo and what action this is", the mom says grinning, "Man this is gonna fetch
a great price on Ebay."


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"What the 'bleep'", Polly yells, "You little perverts, poor Lucille must be hurting really
badly."

"Nah, I think she loved every minute of it", Speedy said looking at Guido and smiling.

"Besides, it probably wont ever happen again", Guido adds.

"I dont care, what happened after all that nasty 'bleep' happened", Polly demanded.

"Well after that...", Guido replied as it shifted back into a flashback.


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About 7 hours pass and Guido, Speedy, Lucille, Al Dente and Princess Vi all come numerous
times, which caused alot of rucus, and the police ended up being called. Of course the
pizza cats didnt get arrested for all their good deeds. Well that and the fact that every
cop that came was allowed to fuck Lucille one after the other, which took another hour.
The cops then left and the five relaxed and watched TV til they all fell asleep.

Narrator : Well that certainly was an eventful night...

*final flash.....back ends*


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"So thats pretty much why we came, heh heh, in late. I woke up and then woke up Speedy" ,Guido
said, "But the princess and Al were gone, and I left Speedy there after I got ready then left."

"Yeah you 'bleep', you left me there with Lucille", Speedy growled.

"You two are a pair of sick 'bleep'", Polly yelled.

Lucille comes walking in the door, and walks up to Polly. She smiles and hands her something.

"Uh Polly, you left your panties at my place last night", Lucille giggles as she leaves the
pizza parlor.

Speedy and Guido start to bust up laughing. Polly becomes extremely pissed off and starts to
scream at the top of her lungs.

"Here Speedy, you were right", Guido says handing Speedy a 500 yen bill.

"Told ya she has sex with Lucille", Speedy remarks, laughing again.

"Yeeeaaarrrrgggghhhh", Polly screams as she proceeds to trash the pizza parlor and the two
guys in the process.

The camera pans out of the parlor and pulls back into the sky, showing the entire city of
Little Tokyo.

Narrator : Well so ends another episode of Samurai Pizza Cats...I wonder if the rest of the
city knows about Lucille and Polly...Oh well, Ill just have to get that tape on Ebay,
because Im pretty sure the mom and kid videotaped them as well....


**End credits roll and the Samurai Pizza Cats Fan Club Oath**



>>Well thats the end of another fanfiction, hope you all enjoyed it...oh and please leave
something to tell me how you liked it or hated it...and any good match-ups or anime I could
use as basis for another story in my book of hentai fanfiction...well til next time

~Trunks