Digimon Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Disasterpiece Theater ❯ Godfather Death... The Beginning. -_-;; ( Prologue )

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Crest: *Giggles* Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the very first and problem the last ever Squeaky Muse Production!

Mizu: *Humph* I wanted to say that!!

Crest: :p-- I'm the owner of this little shin dig so I get to say the welcoming!

Kaiser'n'Lace: So!! Cresty-Chan what are we doing here?

Crest: Well I thought Since we have been thinking about doing something to get Squeaky known I figured we do a great Fairy Tale Theater!!

Bindi: Ahuh, and you plan on doing this how?

Crest: Come on guys! This is where you come in! Mizu you like Sailor Moon, right? So you go gather some Sailor Moon people. Bindi you like Gundam Wing, right?

Bindi: No I just like Quatra.

Crest: Fine then you go and get Quatra. Me and Lace will go and get some Digimon characters, and taadaa! We got us a really awesome Fairy Tale Theater!

Bindi: I also like Heero, wish Relena would die though she is very annoying....

Crest: Whatever!!! Just go and get someone I don't care who!!!

~*~* Eh...Sometime later?*~*~

Crest: *Taping her foot impatiently* Where the heck are they? They should have been back about 20 minutes ago.

Kaiser'n'Lace: Sheesh give 'em a chance.

Crest: Well excuse me for wanting to get this on the road. I mean that box we stuck Davis and them in only has so much air in it.

Kaiser'N'Lace: Wait! You put them in a box? What happened to the maximum security prison thingy you made earlier?

Crest: Uh...hehehe -_-; that's a very funny story...here...you see Bindi had a party last night with her muses and kinda destroyed it.

Kaiser'n'Lace: SHE WHAT!!!! BINDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bindi: *Comes in with her clothes ripped, dirt all over her, and she's dragging a glaring Heero, a bound up Quatra with kisses all over his face, and a very angry Wufei and a starry eyed Duo* What? What did I do?

Kaiser'n'Lace: You destroyed our prison that's what!

Bindi: Uh..heheh..Sorry?

Crest: Sorry wont work I spent alot of time on that.

Mizu: some help please! *Has a big bag and is pulling it with all her might*

Everyone: Coming!

~*~* What? *Someone whispers to the narrator* Oh After everything is done*~*~

Crest: So you see you really don't have a choice, you ether do this little project.

Mizu: Or we let Relena sing for you all.

Usagi: Er......Is that bad?

Duo: Please don't let the psycho stalker sing!!!

Wufei: INJUSTICE!! I WILL NOT BE PUSHED AROUND BY A WEAK ONNA!!!!

Bindi: I guess this is my job. *Walks over to the male sexist pig.* Listen and listen good Wuffie boy. You either do this OR I will personally shove your katana up your cute skinny @$$!!!

Kaiser'n'Lace: Go Bindi its your birthday.

Wufei: *mutters about how injustice all this is, and how he isn't a dog.*

Kari: Im okay with this and all as long we don't have to fight anything.

Matt: I guess so, whatever.

Minako: As long as I get a kiss from a handsome prince im totally okay with it. *Goes all starry eyed*

Makoto: *Points to Heero* He looks like my old boyfriend.

Crest: Alright now that everyone wants to do this, lets get started.

Crest, Kaiser'n'Lace, Mizu, Bindi: The Squeaky Muse Production crew proudly presents, ANIME Disaster piece THEATER!!!!

~*~*Curtain rises up*~*~

Mizu: Our story starts with a poor man who worked himself to the bone, just to feed his twelve children until.....

Mamoru sits by his wife Usagi who is on a bed in her night gown, sweating.

In the mans arms is a newborn baby, he starts crying. "Oh NO! Not another one! What am I going to do?!"

Mizu: This is our story, the story of 'Godfather Death' *Dramatic music plays*

Mamoru walked down a dirt path talking to himself.

"I cant take this anymore! I'll ask the first person I meet on this path to be the Childs Godfather!"

Not to long after his little talk with himself Mamoru was shocked by a man appearing in a flash of light.

Quatra appears in a sunny gold bathrobe with moon and stars all over it.

"Wh-who are you!?" Mamoru asked taking a step back.

"I'm Quatra!" He said putting his hand out.

~*Offstage with the crazy chick*~

Mizu sitting in the directors seat sweatdropped."Im not crazy! Anyways!! Your the Lord Quatra The Lord!!!!"

~*Back on Stage*~

His voice deepened. "I am THE LORD! Your GOD! I take PITY on you, poor man! I shall look after you child and grant him a HAPPY LIFE!" The blonde put out his arms as he talked.

The black haired man smiled "You will thank you my search is over!" The two walked away talking.

~* Offstage...somewhere*~

"HOLD IT! Mamo-baka your supposed to say 'Pshaw what kind of life would you blah blah blah and so on and so forth'." The bright orange haired girl said as she threw the script at the big stupid man that shouldn't get Usagi because Seiya derives her so-.....

"Hey! Im not that bad! Im a cute handsome man and Usako loves me!" Mamoru hollered at Mizu.

"Ahuh buddy keep telling yourself that. Anyways! On with the show!"

~* Man my job sucks all I do is sit here and tell people where the scene takes place.. This sucks.. Back On stage. *Walks away* dont even get a thank you*~

Mamoru walks off rolling his eyes. "Pshaw! What kind of life would my boy learn from you? You give wealth to the rich and let the poor men ,like me, go hungry!"

Qua-I mean The Lord just scratched the back of his head and disappeared.

The black haired man continues down the road until he meets Ken with a rubber Halloween mask on.

"Poor man er.....make ME your childs Godfather! I'll shower him with stacks of gold and Earthly pleasure!" The thing
said as he smiled.

"And who might you be?" Mamoru asked as he stared at the horrible looking person.

Smirking Ken replied. "I am THE DEVIL! MWAHAHA!"

Punching 'The Devil' the man continued on his way stating.

"Forget it! You lie and deceive and TEMPT men down the path of RUIN some Godfather you'd make!"

Finally, further down the road Mamoru saw someone else who, well looked like Wiseman on crack but thats just me.

"Look no further, poor man! I shall be the Godfather you seek!" The figure said with a crackly voice.

"Bu-but who are you?" Mamoru asked scared.

"I am the Shinigami! But people call me Death." The figured said happily. "And to me all living things are EQUAL!"

Mamoru started jumping up and down clicking his shoes together. "Yes! YES! You claim the poor and the rich with no discrimination! I like that!" Claiming down a bit he continued. "YOU shall be the Godfather of my child!"

Mizu: The baby was Christened that Sunday. Its new Godfather showed up. Dutifully, right on time. Hehe which is unusual because Duo is playing the character. -_-;

Davis stood infront of the baby making the cross with Holy Water on the little kids face, while staring at the creepy dude. "In the name of the uh....Father, the er son, and uhmm the Holy Spirit!"

Mizu: One day, when the boy had become a young man.....

Matt walked down a dirt path and was stopped by his Godfathers voice. "Godson! Come! I have your Christening gift for you."

"Really is it a rock guitar with a platinum coating with gold strings, and a really kick arse bass system to go with it?" The blonde asked excited.

Death blinked a couple of times and stared at the boy. "Uh.....no?"

"Then you can screw me coming over there, I've go-" A book flies out of no where and hits Matt on the head, and he staggers over to where his Godfather is.

Sighing, Death continues with his gift. "You shall become a Famous Doctor! But everytime you visit a patient I, DEATH, shall appear. If I stand at the patients head, the MEDICINAL HERBS will provide a certain cure. But if I stand at the feet...." He stared into his godsons eyes. "The patients life is MINE!!"

Sighing, and nodding. Matt muttered to himself. "What a sucky present."

Mizu. Rock stars? *Shrugs* Anyways, Before long the young man was the most prominent physician in the land.

Death is standing at the head of Davis's bed who is laying on the old bed with his tongue hanging out and droll trailing down his face making a pool on his bed.

Matt looked at the mans wife.

Kaiser'n'Lace: Cough::Kari::Cough.

"Not to worry. Have him chew a few of these and he'll be fine." Kari through herself at him, hugging him tightly.

Crest: Isn't that glomping?

Mizu: Umm......no? ^^;

"OH DOCTOR! YOU TRULY ARE A MIRCAL WORKER!!"

Mizu: *Takes out earplugs* But when the King fell ill, Death appeared at the FOOT of the bed.

Matt smacked his head, but then thought. "Figures.Hmm...I've always been afraid to pull a fast one on death. BUT this IS the King."

Mizu:The young man turned to the bed so that death was now standing at the front of the bed.

Death slammed his hand on the table before laughing. "Stupid godson. Stupid smart godson."

Mizu: Stay to the fricking script or I chop the braid off!

Death hold his precious braid while crying. "NOT THE BRAID!!! NOT MY PRIDE AND JOY! NOT MY WITTLE BABY!"

After claiming down The freaky looking dude in the black cloak pointed to his godson and said, "You have foiled me this time! I'll let it pass because you are my Godson, but next time you do something like that again......YOUR DEAD!"

Mizu: But when the Kings daughter fell ill..... ::Lets see how bad the baka can screw this up::

King Endymion looked at his daughter Mina with tear filled eyes. "S..save her! Doctor if you save her I will give you her hand in marriage.And make you the heir to my throne!"

Crest: Whoah whatever happened to Chibi-Usa?

Mizu: *Sweatdrops* Thats not the real King Endymion I just made Mamoru throw on a purple tux.

Crest: Oh....

Matt looked at the girl and smiled to himself. "Well she is pretty."

Taking Princess Mina in his arms he turned her around so that her head was facing Death.

Death put his fist out infront of Matts face. "I warned you! I dont care if you are my Godson! No one disobeys me and lives! You must die!"

Mizu: Death led his Godson to a vast underground lair. ::Figures::

The room was full of candles, Matt looked at them in aww, while Death explained to his Godson what the candles meant.

"Each of these candles is the light of a light! As a candle burns down, that life is slowly snuffed out."

"This candle is yours!" He said pointing to a candle on the right side of the room.

Mizu: Actually its just Kari dressed up as candle, but hey work with me people Im only 15 I dont get paid enough to buy a real candle!

Matt started freaking out. "But Godfather! Surely you just can change the candle my candle with one that is much bigger?!"

Death seemed to conceder this.. "Perhaps, just maybe."

Mizu: But Death, thirsting for vengeance only pretended to switch candles.

Death smirked. "Sorry dear GODSON but no one! Not even you can cheat Death! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

~*~* My turn? Oh the curtain closes*~*~

Crest: Great producing Mizu-Chan!

Kaiser'N'Lace: Yeah just wonderful except killing Matt wasn't that just a little mean?

Mizu: It had to be done.

Matt: *Crying* I did! Duo killed me!

Duo: No man I didn't kill you. Shinigami killed you.

Bindi: But Duo-chan you are the Shinigami.

Duo: Dont tell him that!

Mamoru: Usako dont ever have twelve kids.

Usagi: Mamo-Chan you know I cant have twelve kids! Im only going to have the little spore devil pink haired child who looks nothing like you or me. Who actually looks more like Sestuna-..chan...*Gets all teary* MAMO-BAKA HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mamoru : Huh? I didn't do anything!

Haruka: Why you good for nothing! I knew I never liked you...you baka! You hurt Koneko and now you will feel pain.

Mamoru: *Looks pleadingly at Michiru*

Michiru: *Giggles* Dont look at me tux boy you got yourself into this one.

Crest: OH and I dont own any of the characters/story line those our owned by their respectuful owners. And by the way all my stories are going to be from the Grimm brothers just incase you didn't know that.


NEXT TIME------>The Girl with No Hands staring Hotaru Tomoe as the girl with no hands & Pr.Tomoe as The dad!