Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Absent Adventures from the Digital World ❯ The Valumon Show ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Leviathon_Squid 
When the digidestined stumble upon the money-crazed Valumon, things get hectic as they try to keep up to the madman's pace.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 237 | Status: Completed
When the digidestined stumble upon the money-crazed Valumon, things get hectic as they try to keep up to the madman's pace.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 237 | Status: Completed
Valumon's Super Show
Hi again! I'm Kabuteriman, A.K.A Joshua, and I got a brand spanking new fanfic!It's about a Digimon I made up called Valumon,A big green M&Mish Digimon with a calculator and a giant pocket on him.He is a big collecter,but will be playing a different roll in this...
ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day (before the whole myotismon thing happened) the Digidestined where all pooped (they were all back in the real world,and Myotismon doesn't exist)from fighting Etamon and decided to go out to eat.They were walking there when a teleport suddenly appeared in front of them and no one had time to notice to stop walking.As a result,they were sucked into the Digiworld again.When they got there,they saw a TV station with a big red carpet rolling out of it.Then suddenly a carelessly aimed puff of smoke arose,and then they saw Valumon."Hi!I've been waitin' a very long time for you to arrive!I have to interveiw ya'!By the way Mimi,love your dress,lookin sharp,as usual Tai."They were all coughing because of the smoke...
They were now all sitting in seats waiting."I.Q doesn't seem too high,does it?"said Sora,but then she noticed they were all in a room with anti-sound walls,so they couldn't hear her.First Valumon went into TK's room."First,we'll interveiw you,Takeru.What do ya' say about Demidevimon?Purty stupid guy huh?"said Valumon."Ya got that right!"answered TK"he just about got me separated from Patamon!"."I know!What would you say about his ultimate form, MagnaAngemon,pretty radical,huh?"asked Valumon."It rocks!That gate of destiny sure showed Piedmon and all those Vilemon!"said TK happily."By the way,what do you think of the group?"asked Valumon."They're all really nice, especially Matt!He's my big brother."said TK."Oh yeah,I almost forgot,are you happy that out of all the Rookie Digimon you got, Patamon?"asked Valumon."Yep!I don't think any of them are better than him!Probably cause he's the betterest."OK!That's all for TK's interveiw! Join us after this commercial break!"said Valumon.
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Do I absolutely have to do this?"asks Tyrannomon."Yes,now get on stage!"."Boy am I hungry! I wish I could just gobble up those Digidestined! I know I'll have some digirific, digalicous, Digimon Fruit Snacks! They are all my favorite shapes!"said Tyrannomon pitifully. "New Digirific Digalicous Fruit snacks!With 18 cool shapes! Tai,Matt,Sora,Izzy,Mimi,TK,Joe,Kari,Agumon,Gabumon,Palmon,Biyomon,Patamon, Gomamon,Tentomon,Gatomon,Devimon,and Myotismon!"Yummy,yummy!These look delicious! He took one off the shelf and ate the whole shelf of fruit snacks."Yum! Prodigous!" END COMERCIAL. "Man,how much pay am I getting?"
"OK!!!,says Valumon."Time to get over to Tai!".He entered Tai's room,where Tai was asking to himself when somethin' was going to happen."Hi! Sorry I took so long.OK! First question.How do like being the leader and being on just about every Digimon T-shirt?"asked Valumon."Well, it's OK, except for how Matt envies it so much."said Tai."Know for a serious, deep down question.How's your ummm.how do I put this.. "relationship" with Sora going?"asked Valumon." WHAT!?!RELATIONSHIP?WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU OVERSISED M&M?!?" yelled Tai so hard that Valumon almost lost his calculator."No,I'm serious..oh well,what the matter. There is some talk about you being gay.is this true?I really should think not." Said Valumon quitely."WHAT?!?These questions are too offensive!"yelled Tai."OK then.I'll go on to Izzy then,Taichi.But first a commercial break.
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazimon are all over the screen, dancing."Aww,man this is stupid"they all muttered. "Oh..wow this new CD his really Hip-Hoppin'. It's called," Etamon's greatest hits "said the Gazimon angrily."Hey,one whispered to another"I don't like that Etamon guy.""Yeah, me either."said the other one.And you can get it now for $7.99 at Digimart.
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok,time to get to Izzy."said Valumon.Izzy was in his room, logging the new Digimon, Valumon into his list of Digimon."Wow, is that mwah?Oh wow,only been here half an hour and he's already a fan!"said Valumon."Now,straight down to business.What would you say about Mimi,sorta can get annoying,can't she?"said Valumon."Yep.That hat gets annoying,she whines too much,and shewell..she"stuttered Izzy."What?"asked Valumon."SHE IS JUST SO HARD NOT TO LIKE A WEE BIT,BUT SHE'S SO LOW IN INTELLEGENCE!"said Izzy.(Oh my gosh,I can't believe how rude that was), thought Izzy to himself."Valumon whispered to himself,"this show's gonna be an instant sell out."."But any how, what do ya' think about Jenni..he's pretty helpful huh?". "Yep!" said Izzy"he is pretty helpful at times."."Oh yeah,and the word, "Prodigous"where did that come from?".Izzy shrugged. "Oh well,so ends our Izzy interveiw.Time for a commercial!
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koromon,Tsunomon,and Yokomon were all jumping around happily."What ya doin?'" asked Tai. "Oh we were just celebrating the new stuff and low prices at the Digimart!" said Koromon. "You can now get Digimon T-shirts and Toys for only $8.00! Digimon cards for $3.99, and Digimon animated series cards for only $3.50!". "Wow!" said Tai. "Those prices are low enough to make Mimi happy!So let's go to Digimart,your number one place for Digimon stuff!!!".
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK! So it's time to get to Joe "Hi Joe!!!Ya' know,I hate to admit it,but I don't think the people out there are very interested in this interveiw"said Valumon sadly. "WHAT?!?You mean to tell me I'm on live television!" yelled Joe nervously. "Yep!"said Valumon. "Umm..yeah,sure,I can handle this"said Joe nervously. "Welp, Joe, you don't have a very high reputation"said Valumon slowly. "Oh, I know that, I've read these fanfics"said Joe. "Oh,well no more to do here! Commercial Break!!!!
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
War Greymon appeared on the screen holding a pitchfork,wearing a straw hat and overalls. "Welcome,welcome ya'll cokotorimon lovers! Come on down for the most finger-licken,deeeelicous,scrumcous Cokotorimon you ever tasted! Come to W.Greymons's Cokotorimon Farm!" he said holding up a plate of fried Cokotorimon.
END COMMERCIAL
"Ok,now it's time to get to Mimi."said Valumon. "Ok,Mimi ! I'll bet you're excited to be on a TV show". "Wow,I'm on TV!You should of told me I'm not prepared! she said excitedly. "Ya know, I always found this suprising.Did you know ya'll hardly EVER change clothes?"said Valumon. "AAHHH!I never thought about that.maybe nobody likes Joe's clothes and that's why nobody is a Joe fan."said Mimi. "Hey.this is real crazy,but did you know some people actually think you like IZZY?!?!I mean,everyone knows Tai likes Sora, but you liking Izzy?I mean how wrong can ya get.."chattered Valumon on and on and on until he noticed he still had more questions.Mimi had a look of pure anger on her face. "Idon'tlike that little GEEK!He's so computerish he makes a girl sick!"complained Mimi while Valumon was using his calculator to try to add up how much money he was going to make. "Hey,ya know what?It's time for another commercial brake!!!"
COMMERCIAL BRAKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey everyone!"said Piximon. "Come to Piximon's Stadium of Digimon to try my new game, "Digimon-Digital Champions!",where you can fight for your right to be Mega!You choose your Digimon,then battle with other to improve your rank,yep yep!You can also become a champion Digital Collecter by getting Digimon Cards,Shirts,and other Digimon items!Also see the Digimon characters in person!So come on down to Piximon's Stadium,yep yep!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alrighty!It's time for Matt!"said Valumon! "Hiya Matt!I've been wanderin,did you know you have the most fans of all the characters!They all think your soooo cool!..
Personaly,I don't like you that much at allnot to be offensive,but your really not that great.every time somethin' bad happens to TK,you go bonkers!You're not that famous, you hate Tai,by my opinion the best character,you're emotionally scarred,and Tai's the only person who has a girlfriend.You're not so hot.But your Digimon are.You wouldn't believe how many WereGarurumon fans there are!"said Valumon.(Sorry all you Yamato fans..it's Valumon's opinion).Matt stared at him a long time. "You're trying to get yourself shredded to chicken strips,aren't you?"said Matt calmly. "Ummmm..wasn't it time for a commercial brake????"he said scaredly.
COMMERCIAL BRAKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi!I bet ya'll wish they'd come out with some Digimon stuffed animals,don't you?"said Monzaemon. "Welp,now you can get Digimon stuffed animals including Koromon,Palmon,Monseamon,Garurumon,Patamon,Numemon,Gatomon,Tai,Matt,Izzy and Sora!Get em all now at Digimart!It's $7.99 for one and $29.99 for 9!Great deals!So come to Digimart!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ahh,think that's the last of em'."said Valumon putting his 17 th bandaid on. "Time for Sora!"said Valumon. "Hey Sora!Do you like Tai?Nothing offensive"said Valumon. "mmm,as a friend"she said. "Jusssssst checking" he said. "but anyways,how are you doing at soccer?". "Good.I think I improved my kick."she said happily. "OK!Hey is that really a lucky hat?"he asked. "Well,I'm really not sure,but I guess so cause' whenever I've had it we've been OK."she said. "Ok,one last question.If you did like Tai,how would things go?"he asked grinning. "Why do you keep aking me that?"said Sora a little vividly. "Oh,no reason.Commercial Brake Time!",he said.
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi folks!No commercial this time!So I'll just annoy you by going beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok,Kari time!!!"he said. "Hey Kari.Angewomon doesn't have a boyfreind yet,does she?"he asked scaredly. "Nope.But I don't really think you're her type."she said slyly. "Wha..Whatever could you mean?" he said going red in the face. "Hey,did you know there's a ninth Digidestined?"he said slowly. "Really?Who is it?"she asked anxsously. "SIKE!"he said laughing. "That's a strange name.Who's her Digimon?Or is it a he?"she asked. "Whoa,I was just kiddin'."he said chuckling. "Oh.."she said sadly. "Welp,how do ya like Tai?Is he a good brother?I like him,but lots a people think think he's a jerk."said Valumon. "Tai's not a jerk!He just gets reeeeally annoyed sometimes."she said angerly. "Yeah,that's what I think too.Commercial Break!!!!".
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi folks!Do you like marching fishes?"asked Gomamon. "If you do,you'll love these new,Marching Deliscourific Fishoulishous Marching Fishes!With different fruity,fun, fish!Red Cherry,Sour Apple,Pink Strawberry,Yellow Bannana,and Orange,wellOrange!So get yourself some yummoliscous Marching Fishaliscous Fish!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Now it's time for the great PHYISACAL ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"said Valumon. "First up,Tai vs Sora in the cake throwing contest!!!!!!!!!".
TAI vs Sora!!!!
"Grrr!"growled Tai(with the elemant of surprise)hurling a giant chocolate cake at Sora. "Phew!"Sora just barely dodged it.Tai had knocked her helmet off. "Hahahahaha!I've already won!"said Tai triumphantly. "Here goes,"muttered Sora has she through 11 cakes at Tai. "Hahahaha huh?"gasped Tai as 10 cakes hit him. "Ha missed with.."said Tai just before a 11 th cake hit him in the face.
SORA=WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok,now time for the next round!Joe vs Mimi,this'll be exiting,huh?"said Valumon grinning devimonishly.
Joe vs Mimi
"Come on,Joe?"said Mimi laughing, "Why,Joe couldn't hit the ground if he fell!He couldn't find hay in a haystack.He couldn't"she blabbered on. "Alright,here goes!!" said Joe throwing a cake.It just hit her pocket book off. "HA!Is that the best you can do?" laughed Mimi. "GRRRR!!!!"yelled Joe as he hurtled 25 cakes at her extremely fast.
"Huh?"said Mimi blankley.All the cakes missed. "HAHAHA!"said Mimi.The cakes were making a great pulling force. "HAHAHAHA,AAAHHH!"yelled Mimi.All the wind had made her dress fly off,and Joe had fainted. "I'M ON TV!!!!"screamed Mimi,fainting.
DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Now on to Kari and TK!Kid vs Kid!yelled Valumon.
TK vs Kari
"Ha!"yelled TK.He was great with throwing cakes and had already hit Kari with one.
TK=WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We all knew that would happen.Finally,Matt vs Izzy!"yelled Valumon.
Matt vs Izzy
"Hmmmm..now if my calculations are correct,I should throw it right here!"said Izzy. Then he turned around an got hit in the face with a cake.
WINNER=MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alrightamundo!"yelled Valumon. "Looks like I'm gonna make about."he took ot his calculator. "Woah, $46.00 pure show!Hey wait!You never paid!"
THE END!!!!!!!!(bet you're glad!)
I hope you enjoyed this!Before I go,let's get a few thinks straight.Tai nore Matt are gay. YOU can be the judge of whether or not Tai likes Sora.The thoughts of Valumon are his thoughts,not mine.I want no threatining e-mail.I will have another fanfic like this one called Locomon's Loco Lodge.My e-mail address is mailto:two_lil_dragons@hotmail.com if you would like to congratulate me(not blackmail/kill/etc me).
Hi again! I'm Kabuteriman, A.K.A Joshua, and I got a brand spanking new fanfic!It's about a Digimon I made up called Valumon,A big green M&Mish Digimon with a calculator and a giant pocket on him.He is a big collecter,but will be playing a different roll in this...
ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One day (before the whole myotismon thing happened) the Digidestined where all pooped (they were all back in the real world,and Myotismon doesn't exist)from fighting Etamon and decided to go out to eat.They were walking there when a teleport suddenly appeared in front of them and no one had time to notice to stop walking.As a result,they were sucked into the Digiworld again.When they got there,they saw a TV station with a big red carpet rolling out of it.Then suddenly a carelessly aimed puff of smoke arose,and then they saw Valumon."Hi!I've been waitin' a very long time for you to arrive!I have to interveiw ya'!By the way Mimi,love your dress,lookin sharp,as usual Tai."They were all coughing because of the smoke...
They were now all sitting in seats waiting."I.Q doesn't seem too high,does it?"said Sora,but then she noticed they were all in a room with anti-sound walls,so they couldn't hear her.First Valumon went into TK's room."First,we'll interveiw you,Takeru.What do ya' say about Demidevimon?Purty stupid guy huh?"said Valumon."Ya got that right!"answered TK"he just about got me separated from Patamon!"."I know!What would you say about his ultimate form, MagnaAngemon,pretty radical,huh?"asked Valumon."It rocks!That gate of destiny sure showed Piedmon and all those Vilemon!"said TK happily."By the way,what do you think of the group?"asked Valumon."They're all really nice, especially Matt!He's my big brother."said TK."Oh yeah,I almost forgot,are you happy that out of all the Rookie Digimon you got, Patamon?"asked Valumon."Yep!I don't think any of them are better than him!Probably cause he's the betterest."OK!That's all for TK's interveiw! Join us after this commercial break!"said Valumon.
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Do I absolutely have to do this?"asks Tyrannomon."Yes,now get on stage!"."Boy am I hungry! I wish I could just gobble up those Digidestined! I know I'll have some digirific, digalicous, Digimon Fruit Snacks! They are all my favorite shapes!"said Tyrannomon pitifully. "New Digirific Digalicous Fruit snacks!With 18 cool shapes! Tai,Matt,Sora,Izzy,Mimi,TK,Joe,Kari,Agumon,Gabumon,Palmon,Biyomon,Patamon, Gomamon,Tentomon,Gatomon,Devimon,and Myotismon!"Yummy,yummy!These look delicious! He took one off the shelf and ate the whole shelf of fruit snacks."Yum! Prodigous!" END COMERCIAL. "Man,how much pay am I getting?"
"OK!!!,says Valumon."Time to get over to Tai!".He entered Tai's room,where Tai was asking to himself when somethin' was going to happen."Hi! Sorry I took so long.OK! First question.How do like being the leader and being on just about every Digimon T-shirt?"asked Valumon."Well, it's OK, except for how Matt envies it so much."said Tai."Know for a serious, deep down question.How's your ummm.how do I put this.. "relationship" with Sora going?"asked Valumon." WHAT!?!RELATIONSHIP?WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU OVERSISED M&M?!?" yelled Tai so hard that Valumon almost lost his calculator."No,I'm serious..oh well,what the matter. There is some talk about you being gay.is this true?I really should think not." Said Valumon quitely."WHAT?!?These questions are too offensive!"yelled Tai."OK then.I'll go on to Izzy then,Taichi.But first a commercial break.
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!
Gazimon are all over the screen, dancing."Aww,man this is stupid"they all muttered. "Oh..wow this new CD his really Hip-Hoppin'. It's called," Etamon's greatest hits "said the Gazimon angrily."Hey,one whispered to another"I don't like that Etamon guy.""Yeah, me either."said the other one.And you can get it now for $7.99 at Digimart.
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok,time to get to Izzy."said Valumon.Izzy was in his room, logging the new Digimon, Valumon into his list of Digimon."Wow, is that mwah?Oh wow,only been here half an hour and he's already a fan!"said Valumon."Now,straight down to business.What would you say about Mimi,sorta can get annoying,can't she?"said Valumon."Yep.That hat gets annoying,she whines too much,and shewell..she"stuttered Izzy."What?"asked Valumon."SHE IS JUST SO HARD NOT TO LIKE A WEE BIT,BUT SHE'S SO LOW IN INTELLEGENCE!"said Izzy.(Oh my gosh,I can't believe how rude that was), thought Izzy to himself."Valumon whispered to himself,"this show's gonna be an instant sell out."."But any how, what do ya' think about Jenni..he's pretty helpful huh?". "Yep!" said Izzy"he is pretty helpful at times."."Oh yeah,and the word, "Prodigous"where did that come from?".Izzy shrugged. "Oh well,so ends our Izzy interveiw.Time for a commercial!
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koromon,Tsunomon,and Yokomon were all jumping around happily."What ya doin?'" asked Tai. "Oh we were just celebrating the new stuff and low prices at the Digimart!" said Koromon. "You can now get Digimon T-shirts and Toys for only $8.00! Digimon cards for $3.99, and Digimon animated series cards for only $3.50!". "Wow!" said Tai. "Those prices are low enough to make Mimi happy!So let's go to Digimart,your number one place for Digimon stuff!!!".
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK! So it's time to get to Joe "Hi Joe!!!Ya' know,I hate to admit it,but I don't think the people out there are very interested in this interveiw"said Valumon sadly. "WHAT?!?You mean to tell me I'm on live television!" yelled Joe nervously. "Yep!"said Valumon. "Umm..yeah,sure,I can handle this"said Joe nervously. "Welp, Joe, you don't have a very high reputation"said Valumon slowly. "Oh, I know that, I've read these fanfics"said Joe. "Oh,well no more to do here! Commercial Break!!!!
Commercial Break Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
War Greymon appeared on the screen holding a pitchfork,wearing a straw hat and overalls. "Welcome,welcome ya'll cokotorimon lovers! Come on down for the most finger-licken,deeeelicous,scrumcous Cokotorimon you ever tasted! Come to W.Greymons's Cokotorimon Farm!" he said holding up a plate of fried Cokotorimon.
END COMMERCIAL
"Ok,now it's time to get to Mimi."said Valumon. "Ok,Mimi ! I'll bet you're excited to be on a TV show". "Wow,I'm on TV!You should of told me I'm not prepared! she said excitedly. "Ya know, I always found this suprising.Did you know ya'll hardly EVER change clothes?"said Valumon. "AAHHH!I never thought about that.maybe nobody likes Joe's clothes and that's why nobody is a Joe fan."said Mimi. "Hey.this is real crazy,but did you know some people actually think you like IZZY?!?!I mean,everyone knows Tai likes Sora, but you liking Izzy?I mean how wrong can ya get.."chattered Valumon on and on and on until he noticed he still had more questions.Mimi had a look of pure anger on her face. "Idon'tlike that little GEEK!He's so computerish he makes a girl sick!"complained Mimi while Valumon was using his calculator to try to add up how much money he was going to make. "Hey,ya know what?It's time for another commercial brake!!!"
COMMERCIAL BRAKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey everyone!"said Piximon. "Come to Piximon's Stadium of Digimon to try my new game, "Digimon-Digital Champions!",where you can fight for your right to be Mega!You choose your Digimon,then battle with other to improve your rank,yep yep!You can also become a champion Digital Collecter by getting Digimon Cards,Shirts,and other Digimon items!Also see the Digimon characters in person!So come on down to Piximon's Stadium,yep yep!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alrighty!It's time for Matt!"said Valumon! "Hiya Matt!I've been wanderin,did you know you have the most fans of all the characters!They all think your soooo cool!..
Personaly,I don't like you that much at allnot to be offensive,but your really not that great.every time somethin' bad happens to TK,you go bonkers!You're not that famous, you hate Tai,by my opinion the best character,you're emotionally scarred,and Tai's the only person who has a girlfriend.You're not so hot.But your Digimon are.You wouldn't believe how many WereGarurumon fans there are!"said Valumon.(Sorry all you Yamato fans..it's Valumon's opinion).Matt stared at him a long time. "You're trying to get yourself shredded to chicken strips,aren't you?"said Matt calmly. "Ummmm..wasn't it time for a commercial brake????"he said scaredly.
COMMERCIAL BRAKE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi!I bet ya'll wish they'd come out with some Digimon stuffed animals,don't you?"said Monzaemon. "Welp,now you can get Digimon stuffed animals including Koromon,Palmon,Monseamon,Garurumon,Patamon,Numemon,Gatomon,Tai,Matt,Izzy and Sora!Get em all now at Digimart!It's $7.99 for one and $29.99 for 9!Great deals!So come to Digimart!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ahh,think that's the last of em'."said Valumon putting his 17 th bandaid on. "Time for Sora!"said Valumon. "Hey Sora!Do you like Tai?Nothing offensive"said Valumon. "mmm,as a friend"she said. "Jusssssst checking" he said. "but anyways,how are you doing at soccer?". "Good.I think I improved my kick."she said happily. "OK!Hey is that really a lucky hat?"he asked. "Well,I'm really not sure,but I guess so cause' whenever I've had it we've been OK."she said. "Ok,one last question.If you did like Tai,how would things go?"he asked grinning. "Why do you keep aking me that?"said Sora a little vividly. "Oh,no reason.Commercial Brake Time!",he said.
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi folks!No commercial this time!So I'll just annoy you by going beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok,Kari time!!!"he said. "Hey Kari.Angewomon doesn't have a boyfreind yet,does she?"he asked scaredly. "Nope.But I don't really think you're her type."she said slyly. "Wha..Whatever could you mean?" he said going red in the face. "Hey,did you know there's a ninth Digidestined?"he said slowly. "Really?Who is it?"she asked anxsously. "SIKE!"he said laughing. "That's a strange name.Who's her Digimon?Or is it a he?"she asked. "Whoa,I was just kiddin'."he said chuckling. "Oh.."she said sadly. "Welp,how do ya like Tai?Is he a good brother?I like him,but lots a people think think he's a jerk."said Valumon. "Tai's not a jerk!He just gets reeeeally annoyed sometimes."she said angerly. "Yeah,that's what I think too.Commercial Break!!!!".
COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi folks!Do you like marching fishes?"asked Gomamon. "If you do,you'll love these new,Marching Deliscourific Fishoulishous Marching Fishes!With different fruity,fun, fish!Red Cherry,Sour Apple,Pink Strawberry,Yellow Bannana,and Orange,wellOrange!So get yourself some yummoliscous Marching Fishaliscous Fish!"
END COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Now it's time for the great PHYISACAL ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"said Valumon. "First up,Tai vs Sora in the cake throwing contest!!!!!!!!!".
TAI vs Sora!!!!
"Grrr!"growled Tai(with the elemant of surprise)hurling a giant chocolate cake at Sora. "Phew!"Sora just barely dodged it.Tai had knocked her helmet off. "Hahahahaha!I've already won!"said Tai triumphantly. "Here goes,"muttered Sora has she through 11 cakes at Tai. "Hahahaha huh?"gasped Tai as 10 cakes hit him. "Ha missed with.."said Tai just before a 11 th cake hit him in the face.
SORA=WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok,now time for the next round!Joe vs Mimi,this'll be exiting,huh?"said Valumon grinning devimonishly.
Joe vs Mimi
"Come on,Joe?"said Mimi laughing, "Why,Joe couldn't hit the ground if he fell!He couldn't find hay in a haystack.He couldn't"she blabbered on. "Alright,here goes!!" said Joe throwing a cake.It just hit her pocket book off. "HA!Is that the best you can do?" laughed Mimi. "GRRRR!!!!"yelled Joe as he hurtled 25 cakes at her extremely fast.
"Huh?"said Mimi blankley.All the cakes missed. "HAHAHA!"said Mimi.The cakes were making a great pulling force. "HAHAHAHA,AAAHHH!"yelled Mimi.All the wind had made her dress fly off,and Joe had fainted. "I'M ON TV!!!!"screamed Mimi,fainting.
DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Now on to Kari and TK!Kid vs Kid!yelled Valumon.
TK vs Kari
"Ha!"yelled TK.He was great with throwing cakes and had already hit Kari with one.
TK=WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We all knew that would happen.Finally,Matt vs Izzy!"yelled Valumon.
Matt vs Izzy
"Hmmmm..now if my calculations are correct,I should throw it right here!"said Izzy. Then he turned around an got hit in the face with a cake.
WINNER=MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Alrightamundo!"yelled Valumon. "Looks like I'm gonna make about."he took ot his calculator. "Woah, $46.00 pure show!Hey wait!You never paid!"
THE END!!!!!!!!(bet you're glad!)
I hope you enjoyed this!Before I go,let's get a few thinks straight.Tai nore Matt are gay. YOU can be the judge of whether or not Tai likes Sora.The thoughts of Valumon are his thoughts,not mine.I want no threatining e-mail.I will have another fanfic like this one called Locomon's Loco Lodge.My e-mail address is mailto:two_lil_dragons@hotmail.com if you would like to congratulate me(not blackmail/kill/etc me).