Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Anything for You ❯ Anything for You ( One-Shot )

All I Need to Know About Life From Watching Digimon

Note: I don't own Digimon

1. Don't trust anything without feet

2. If you meet something small and pink, don't underestimate it's strength or courage

3. Koromon means "Brave Little Warrior"

4. Be on your guard when it starts to snow…at camp…in the middle of July.

5. Things that are digital are real.

6. Goggles make you a born leader.

7. And so does big hair styles

8. Be in shape (you don't know when you'll have to run for your life)

9. Keep a laptop.

10. There are such thing as giant bugs

11. And monsters

12. And even another world. The truth is out there, man!

13. You can change people's lives

14. A small device thingy can make a small little thing into something that can kick butt

15. A crest can make it even stronger

16. When it breaks, you won't need it because the power was inside of you the whole time.

17. If you're at a restaurant where your waiter/the owner is a giant egg, be prepared to pay a high bill.

18. Don't believe anything from a bowling ball with wings.

19. If you meet a monkey with a teddy bear on his hip and wear sunglasses and sings…don't be surprised when his playing can really cause a problem.

20. Keep a harmonica on you because you don't know when you'll have to play the blues.

21. If you get in a fight with someone, it's okay. He'll be your best friend after that.

22. Black gears, black spores, or anything that's black can make a good guy into a bad guy.

23. There are no games in life.

24. Should a vampire attack you with many bats, a little wizard guy will sacrifice himself for you--Never forget him for it.

25. White cats with gloves can kick butt.

26. No matter how many times a person will change (or digimon digivolve), they will still stay the same.

27. Anyone with golden shades and a crazy hairdo and a dark spore in the back of their neck can become a real jerk. Kindness is the only way to change them.

28. Never wish for your siblings to disappear.

29. The stronger the light the stronger the darkness.

30. There are such things as evil geniuses.

31. Believe the small funny, old guy, no matter how crazy his theories are.

32. Believe the kid with the laptop. His may be even crazier.

33. Nevermind the kid with the goggles. He's just weird and is there for the laughs and comical relief.

34. Believe in yourself and your dreams.

35. Go ahead and play with the giant puppet. You can outsmart him anyway.

36. Black armored dragons make great taxis.

37. Your friends will always be there when you need them. No matter how weird it gets.

38. Be careful what you do with your leftovers and pizza crusts. You DON'T want to know what might choke on them.

39. And…You'd never learn this stuff from watching POKEMON! DIGIMON RULZ!