Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Because Matt was High! ❯ One-Shot

Author's note: I don't own anything, don't sue please, Digimon is property of Toei and Bandai, while the song "Because I got high" is sung by Afroman

Teti= Hiya, it's been long since you last heard of me, ain't it? Well, I've been really, really busy with school and stuff, and couldn't write anything, but tonight I found some inspiration to write a short and simple songfic, so enjoy and review!

Warnings= Yaoi, Taito, Anti-Sora and a bit angsty, so it earns a PG-13 rating.

It's like, I don't care about nothing man

Roll another blunt, yeah (oohh ohhh oooohh)

La da da da da da la, da daaa

La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa

I was gonna cook some food, until I got high

I was gonna play my bass but then I got high

Now my Dad's pissed off and I now why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna get to class before I got high

I wouldn't have failed my test but I got high

I'm taking the lowest marks and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to practise but then I got high

I had just written a new song but I got high

Now I've been kicked out and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna break-up with Sora before I got high

I was gonna knocking boots with Tai but then I got high

Now I'm married to her and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna run away from her but I was high

I was gonna find my koi but I was high

Now I've two sons and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna sign for my divorce until I got high

I was gonna fight for my kids but then I got high

Now I've nothing more and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was good at fucking her because I got high

I wouldn't have done that mistake but I was high

Now I am screwed off and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire like because I got high

I lost my lover Tai because I got high

Now I don't even have a home and I know why, yeah heyy

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I've written this crappy song because I was high

And if I don't sell one copy I'll know why, yeah heyy

Because I'm high, because I'm high, because I'm high

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop

The End

Teti= hey, don't flame me, I know it sucks, but I had fun writing. It's weird actually, it came out a bit angsty, I mean, with Matt's life screwed up and all

Chibimon= language!

Teti= sorry sir *evil grin* anyway, this was my explanation, no, my attempt to find why in season 2 Matt married Sora. The only possible answered I got was that he had had to be high or drunk, so he wasn't conscious of what he was doing, until it was too late

Chibimon= and Sora took advantage of it

Teti= exactly

Yama= oh, finally I know why I oh so like the colour green!

Teti=….

Chibimon=….

Yama= what?

Teti= anyway, please reviews!