Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Behind Closed Doors ❯ Behind Closed Doors ( One-Shot )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: R80 
What, do I have to repeat myself? J/K ...Seriously, though, this is a one-shot lemon fic. No minors allowed!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.17.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 4.8K | Status: Completed
What, do I have to repeat myself? J/K ...Seriously, though, this is a one-shot lemon fic. No minors allowed!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.17.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.6K | Visits: 4.8K | Status: Completed
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
A Takimi Lemon fic by Robster80
Robster80: My first lemon fic, and a Takimi one at that. I have got to be crazy now!
Veemon: No argument here. Say, If you get killed for writing this, could I have your collection of Three Stooges movies?
Robster80: Sorry, that privilege is reserved for a friend of mine. But, you can have my DVD player and DVDs.
Veemon: ^_^ Sweeeeet!
Robster80: -_- I'm not dead yet, Veemon. Anyway, this is right before "Is This Love" ends. By then TK is 17 and Mimi 19. It's set on the night TK proposes to Mimi and she replies in a way he never expected.
Veemon: In other words, TK gets some.
TK: ^_^!!!!
Matt and Kari: WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, MISTER! >_<
TK: >_< Sorry... I meant to say, WHY NOT A TAKARI LEMON FIRST?!
Robster80: (Locks TK, Matt, and Kari in a closet then faces Veemon) Guard that door and don't let anybody open it until long after I finish this fic and flee to South America! (Faces Audience) If you're underage, or offended by lemon fics, then I suggest you exit while you still can! This also applies if you hate Takimi. Also, I do not own anything, so I don't sue me. I write for fun. ^_^
Mimi checked her two lists one last time. "Let's see the first list... Parents out of town until Monday night. Check! Phones all off the hook. Check! Usual crew's out on the town and know not to come down. Check!"
She then looked at her second, and equally important list. "Candles and matches. Check! Dress..." She checked herself in the mirror. She was wearing a simple sleeveless dress she once wore on a date with TK recently. Smiling, she returned to the list.
"Check! ...Condoms! Where did I put those condoms?"
Opening a drawer to her nightstand by her bed, she sighed with relief at a small opened box in the drawer. She had just bought them earlier today and had sneaked them into her room afterwards.
"Check! The last thing I want is to burden TK with being a father to an unwanted child."
Mimi then checked her clock radio. "7:28?! TK will be here any minute!"
Quickly she lit the six candles in her room, turned off her light, and rushed into the bathroom next door. She applied her lipstick and the perfume TK liked her to wear on very special occasions. She fixed her hair a bit just as the doorbell rang. [He's here!]
Mimi flew down the stairs of her big house just outside Manhattan. She quickly recalled the past few years: she met TK during an adventure in the Digital World, although he was 8 and she was 10 at the time. Four years later she realized she was in love with him, but she had to move to America. She visited TK as often as she could, especially after he told her he loved her back. Then, two years ago, he and his mother moved to America, and Mimi couldn't have been happier. TK had just finished high school after skipping a grade and come autumn they would both be attending the same college.
Mimi had asked him over to her house tonight so she could show him how much she really loved him, although TK only thought he was going to watch a movie with her. [I hate to be sneaky, but...] Her thoughts were interrupted as the doorbell rang again. Checking her hair again, she opened the door.
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TK waited nervously at Mimi's front door. His right hand was in his pocket, nervously fidgeting a small box.
[Tonight is the night,] he thought. [We've been dating for years now. I think she'll say yes if I ask her... but what if she refuses?! All I can do is hope. It led me to her, so it hasn't let me down yet.]
TK rang the doorbell a second time. [She's usually at the door by now. I hope she's okay.]
Suddenly, the door opened and Mimi stepped into the doorway, exposing her dress. TK lost his breath for a second. [God, she's beautiful! …That settles it!]
Mimi smiled. "Sorry to keep you waiting, Takeru." She called him by his real name affectionately, which sent chills down his spine. "Come on in."
"I will," TK said. "But first... I have something to ask you." He got down on one knee and reached into his pocket.
Mimi looked at him. [What is he doing? Oh my god, is he going to-?]
Her suspicions were confirmed as he pulled out a small box and showed it to her, opening it to reveal an engagement ring with a diamond shaped like the crest of Sincerity. She looked at it and then into TK's deep blue eyes. He opened his mouth to ask her the BIG question, but she quickly pulled him and the ring into the house as she screamed with joy, shut the door, and ran all the way up to her room, taking him and the ring with her.
Once they reached her candle-lit room, she closed the door, faced him and said, "YES! Yes, I'll marry you, Takeru!"
TK's face lit up. "You will? Sincerely?"
"Cross my heart, hope to die and go to heaven!" She took the ring form the box and placed it on her finger, a perfect fit. "This must have cost you a fortune to have it made like this!"
"Well, I had to work a lot of hours at odd jobs for the past two years, plus my mother helped some. Still, it was worth it for you, Mimi. I love you, from the bottom of my heart."
TK then noticed the setting of the room they were in. He also noticed that it was Mimi's room. "Uh, is there something I should know about?"
Mimi smiled at him as she wrapped her arms around him. "This is the real reason I asked you to come over. My folks are out of town this weekend, and I wanted to show you how much I love you. We could also call this a private celebration of our engagement." With that, she began to kiss him.
TK was a bit shocked at what Mimi had revealed to him. He had preferred to take things slow and easy, especially after Kari dumped him. It had taken him over a week before he could tell Mimi how he felt about her. Now, she wanted to take their relationship further than he planned to just yet. He recalled that lately he had been hot flashes as he thought of her heavenly body against his as they hugged, and taking cold showers to reduce the effect had not been working for him.
Mimi could tell TK was hesitating. Holding his head close with her left hand, she took her right hand and began to gently stroke his manhood through his pants, feeling it stiffen from her touch. As she did this, she slid her tongue into his mouth and started to french kiss him.
TK froze when Mimi began to make her advances. A voice in his head, sounding almost like Matt's, was screaming at him to stop her, but a louder voice that was his own told the first voice to shut up as his hands found themselves on Mimi's back, pulling her closer to him. His one hand then slid down to her ass and began to caress it while his tongue was dueling with hers.
Mimi liked what TK was doing. [Now for the heavy artillery!] She stopped stroking his privates and unbuttoned his pants. As they dropped to the floor, she slid her hand into his boxers, grasping him with an affectionate squeeze.
TK let out a moan as he moved his lips down Mimi's face and neck while he unzipped her dress slowly with his free hand to expose her back. Carefully he slid the dress of her, revealing her white bra and panties. His other hand now slipped under the panties as it further caressed her ass. His other hand ran slowly down her bare back.
Mimi moaned as her body temperature rose to new levels. Releasing TK's crotch, she used both hands to undo his buttoned shirt and remove it. Her hands then roamed his exposed back and chest.
"I love you," she moaned as he continued to caress her body.
"And I you."
Blindly, TK led Mimi over to her bed and pulled her on top of him as he leaned back onto the mattress, resuming their French kissing. He then slowly removed her panties and moved both hands to her back to undo her bra, but he couldn't find the hook.
Reluctantly, Mimi broke the kiss as she leaned back and whispered, "No, here." She took TK's hands into hers and led them to between her cups, where the hook was. Once she released them, his hands undid the hook and carefully slid the bra off her to reveal her tits.
"Mimi," he said as he caught his breath at the sight of his future wife. "You're beyond beautiful!"
"Takeru, love me!"
Mimi got off TK and pulled off his boxers, the last of his clothing. Kneeling in front of him as he sat at the bed's edge, she took his manhood into her hands and then began to lick the head. After fifteen seconds, she took his shaft into her mouth and began to bob her head up and down, sucking on it half way. When she heard him moan after several bobs, she removed her hand and began to take more of him into her mouth.
TK's mind was reeling from what Mimi was doing to him. It sent waves of pleasure he had never known throughout him. Finally, he released his cum into her mouth after eight minutes of sucking. She swallowed it all and licked the rest off him before she got up to kiss him again.
TK slowly turned Mimi and himself over as he began to kiss her down her face, neck and shoulders. He stopped at her breasts, cupping both with his hands as he ran his tongue over her left nipple. He then took the nipple into his mouth and began to suckle, his other hand gently massaging her right breast.
Mimi moaned with pleasure. "More! More!"
As TK continued to suck her tit, she reached over to the open drawer of her nearby nightstand and pulled out a condom from the box.
TK stopped what he was doing as he looked at Mimi's face. He noticed the item in her hand from the corner of his eye and slowly took it from her.
"I'm glad one of us was prepared," he said. "You're as thoughtful as ever, my pink angel."
Mimi looked at him back as she gently took hold of his limp crotch and squeezed it again. "Please don't get mad, but I didn't think you carried protection."
TK smiled lovingly at her. "That's only because I have only one girl on my mind, and I never considered myself that lucky for this to happen."
He opened the condom and carefully placed it on his now stiff manhood as Mimi opened her legs for him, exposing her pussy. He took position and said, "This may hurt, Mimi. If you don't want me to continue, I'll understand..."
"I've been hurt before by your absence in my life, Takeru. Noting is worse than the thought of losing you. Please... take me now!"
TK slowly slid himself into Mimi, connecting them both physically and spiritually. Mimi gasped as she felt him enter her former virgin box. Her arms and legs then automatically grasped his body and pulled his body to her and his manhood deeper into her womanhood.
TK felt that he had gone to heaven as the warmth of Mimi's body and pussy overwhelmed him. "You're so warm inside and out. Did I hurt you?"
"No. Even if you did, it would be worth it. I've dreamed about doing this with you since I turned 16."
"I did around that age, too."
TK slid his arms around Mimi as he kissed her once more. Once he broke the kiss, they began to move slowly and gently at a good pace. Mimi hugged TK tight as she moaned and sighed, panting, "I love you" repeatedly in her mind. Her moans took over any available words she could think of as their pace began to speed up.
As they neared climax minutes later, TK cried, "I'm coming, Mimi!"
"TAKERU! COME WITH ME!" Mimi shrieked as they felt their orgasms together. TK collapsed onto her softly since they held each other so closely, panting as hard as she was. He then slowly lifted his head to gaze in her half-opened eyes, stroking her hair gently.
"Wow... that was just... amazing! You've got some sex drive there, Mimi."
Mimi cupped her future husband's cheek in her hand and smiled. "It was good for me, too. Just think... this is how it may be. After we're married."
TK shook his head as he grinned. "It won't be. Because it'll get better every time." He then turned so that they lay on their sides, still joined and unwilling to part just yet.
Mimi rested her head under TK's chin as he continued to stroke her hair. <Kari, you have no idea what you gave up!> she thought, remembering how Kari was once TK's love until she left him for his older brother Matt. Mimi then felt guilty for thinking like that, so she stopped thinking as she snuggled closer to her man.
Finally, they separated and dressed before going down to the kitchen for a snack and resetting all the phones back on the hook. They talked about plans for the wedding and decided to wait until after their second year at college so they could rent and apartment together. Mimi gave TK several condoms before he left, just in case she ever came over while his mother was out of town for a few days. They kissed for a minute before TK got into his car and drove off.
Mimi waltzed back to her room, turning back on the light and blowing out the candles. She then grabbed her phone and dialed a long distance number. After seventeen seconds, she blurted out, "Sora, it's Mimi! Guess what happened? Not just that... TK ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM! I'M GONNA BE MRS. TAKERU TAKAISHI!"
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TK walked into his house around ten that night. His mother was still at a meeting, so he wouldn't have to explain the huge smile on his face just yet. Rushing to his room, he hid the condoms in his desk drawer under some magazines and grabbed the phone. He dialed a local number and waited for only three seconds.
"Duo, it's me. Mimi and I are engaged!"
END
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Robster80: Finished!
Mimi: With what?
Robster80: AH! (Faces Mimi) Never sneak up on me like that! Anyway, I just finished another fic. And, no you cannot read it!
(Raidramon rushes in)
Raidramon: Don't look now, but TK, Kari, and Matt were just let out of the closet you locked them in by Tai! And they're mad as Akane on a very bad day!
Kari's voice: WHERE IS THAT COUPLE-SWITCHING HENTAI AUTHOR?!
Mimi: (Glaring) You didn't write a Takimi lemon, did you?!
Robster80: GET ME OUTTA HERE! (Grabs story and rides off on Raidramon)
Raidramon: You do know that they can chase us with Garurumon, Pegasusmon, and Nefertimon, right?
Robster80: Oh damn! (Looks at audience) Read and review, folks! I'll be back to write again if I live through this! (Rides off into the sunset with TK, Mimi, Kari, and Matt chasing him on their Digimon.)
A Takimi Lemon fic by Robster80
Robster80: My first lemon fic, and a Takimi one at that. I have got to be crazy now!
Veemon: No argument here. Say, If you get killed for writing this, could I have your collection of Three Stooges movies?
Robster80: Sorry, that privilege is reserved for a friend of mine. But, you can have my DVD player and DVDs.
Veemon: ^_^ Sweeeeet!
Robster80: -_- I'm not dead yet, Veemon. Anyway, this is right before "Is This Love" ends. By then TK is 17 and Mimi 19. It's set on the night TK proposes to Mimi and she replies in a way he never expected.
Veemon: In other words, TK gets some.
TK: ^_^!!!!
Matt and Kari: WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, MISTER! >_<
TK: >_< Sorry... I meant to say, WHY NOT A TAKARI LEMON FIRST?!
Robster80: (Locks TK, Matt, and Kari in a closet then faces Veemon) Guard that door and don't let anybody open it until long after I finish this fic and flee to South America! (Faces Audience) If you're underage, or offended by lemon fics, then I suggest you exit while you still can! This also applies if you hate Takimi. Also, I do not own anything, so I don't sue me. I write for fun. ^_^
Mimi checked her two lists one last time. "Let's see the first list... Parents out of town until Monday night. Check! Phones all off the hook. Check! Usual crew's out on the town and know not to come down. Check!"
She then looked at her second, and equally important list. "Candles and matches. Check! Dress..." She checked herself in the mirror. She was wearing a simple sleeveless dress she once wore on a date with TK recently. Smiling, she returned to the list.
"Check! ...Condoms! Where did I put those condoms?"
Opening a drawer to her nightstand by her bed, she sighed with relief at a small opened box in the drawer. She had just bought them earlier today and had sneaked them into her room afterwards.
"Check! The last thing I want is to burden TK with being a father to an unwanted child."
Mimi then checked her clock radio. "7:28?! TK will be here any minute!"
Quickly she lit the six candles in her room, turned off her light, and rushed into the bathroom next door. She applied her lipstick and the perfume TK liked her to wear on very special occasions. She fixed her hair a bit just as the doorbell rang. [He's here!]
Mimi flew down the stairs of her big house just outside Manhattan. She quickly recalled the past few years: she met TK during an adventure in the Digital World, although he was 8 and she was 10 at the time. Four years later she realized she was in love with him, but she had to move to America. She visited TK as often as she could, especially after he told her he loved her back. Then, two years ago, he and his mother moved to America, and Mimi couldn't have been happier. TK had just finished high school after skipping a grade and come autumn they would both be attending the same college.
Mimi had asked him over to her house tonight so she could show him how much she really loved him, although TK only thought he was going to watch a movie with her. [I hate to be sneaky, but...] Her thoughts were interrupted as the doorbell rang again. Checking her hair again, she opened the door.
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TK waited nervously at Mimi's front door. His right hand was in his pocket, nervously fidgeting a small box.
[Tonight is the night,] he thought. [We've been dating for years now. I think she'll say yes if I ask her... but what if she refuses?! All I can do is hope. It led me to her, so it hasn't let me down yet.]
TK rang the doorbell a second time. [She's usually at the door by now. I hope she's okay.]
Suddenly, the door opened and Mimi stepped into the doorway, exposing her dress. TK lost his breath for a second. [God, she's beautiful! …That settles it!]
Mimi smiled. "Sorry to keep you waiting, Takeru." She called him by his real name affectionately, which sent chills down his spine. "Come on in."
"I will," TK said. "But first... I have something to ask you." He got down on one knee and reached into his pocket.
Mimi looked at him. [What is he doing? Oh my god, is he going to-?]
Her suspicions were confirmed as he pulled out a small box and showed it to her, opening it to reveal an engagement ring with a diamond shaped like the crest of Sincerity. She looked at it and then into TK's deep blue eyes. He opened his mouth to ask her the BIG question, but she quickly pulled him and the ring into the house as she screamed with joy, shut the door, and ran all the way up to her room, taking him and the ring with her.
Once they reached her candle-lit room, she closed the door, faced him and said, "YES! Yes, I'll marry you, Takeru!"
TK's face lit up. "You will? Sincerely?"
"Cross my heart, hope to die and go to heaven!" She took the ring form the box and placed it on her finger, a perfect fit. "This must have cost you a fortune to have it made like this!"
"Well, I had to work a lot of hours at odd jobs for the past two years, plus my mother helped some. Still, it was worth it for you, Mimi. I love you, from the bottom of my heart."
TK then noticed the setting of the room they were in. He also noticed that it was Mimi's room. "Uh, is there something I should know about?"
Mimi smiled at him as she wrapped her arms around him. "This is the real reason I asked you to come over. My folks are out of town this weekend, and I wanted to show you how much I love you. We could also call this a private celebration of our engagement." With that, she began to kiss him.
TK was a bit shocked at what Mimi had revealed to him. He had preferred to take things slow and easy, especially after Kari dumped him. It had taken him over a week before he could tell Mimi how he felt about her. Now, she wanted to take their relationship further than he planned to just yet. He recalled that lately he had been hot flashes as he thought of her heavenly body against his as they hugged, and taking cold showers to reduce the effect had not been working for him.
Mimi could tell TK was hesitating. Holding his head close with her left hand, she took her right hand and began to gently stroke his manhood through his pants, feeling it stiffen from her touch. As she did this, she slid her tongue into his mouth and started to french kiss him.
TK froze when Mimi began to make her advances. A voice in his head, sounding almost like Matt's, was screaming at him to stop her, but a louder voice that was his own told the first voice to shut up as his hands found themselves on Mimi's back, pulling her closer to him. His one hand then slid down to her ass and began to caress it while his tongue was dueling with hers.
Mimi liked what TK was doing. [Now for the heavy artillery!] She stopped stroking his privates and unbuttoned his pants. As they dropped to the floor, she slid her hand into his boxers, grasping him with an affectionate squeeze.
TK let out a moan as he moved his lips down Mimi's face and neck while he unzipped her dress slowly with his free hand to expose her back. Carefully he slid the dress of her, revealing her white bra and panties. His other hand now slipped under the panties as it further caressed her ass. His other hand ran slowly down her bare back.
Mimi moaned as her body temperature rose to new levels. Releasing TK's crotch, she used both hands to undo his buttoned shirt and remove it. Her hands then roamed his exposed back and chest.
"I love you," she moaned as he continued to caress her body.
"And I you."
Blindly, TK led Mimi over to her bed and pulled her on top of him as he leaned back onto the mattress, resuming their French kissing. He then slowly removed her panties and moved both hands to her back to undo her bra, but he couldn't find the hook.
Reluctantly, Mimi broke the kiss as she leaned back and whispered, "No, here." She took TK's hands into hers and led them to between her cups, where the hook was. Once she released them, his hands undid the hook and carefully slid the bra off her to reveal her tits.
"Mimi," he said as he caught his breath at the sight of his future wife. "You're beyond beautiful!"
"Takeru, love me!"
Mimi got off TK and pulled off his boxers, the last of his clothing. Kneeling in front of him as he sat at the bed's edge, she took his manhood into her hands and then began to lick the head. After fifteen seconds, she took his shaft into her mouth and began to bob her head up and down, sucking on it half way. When she heard him moan after several bobs, she removed her hand and began to take more of him into her mouth.
TK's mind was reeling from what Mimi was doing to him. It sent waves of pleasure he had never known throughout him. Finally, he released his cum into her mouth after eight minutes of sucking. She swallowed it all and licked the rest off him before she got up to kiss him again.
TK slowly turned Mimi and himself over as he began to kiss her down her face, neck and shoulders. He stopped at her breasts, cupping both with his hands as he ran his tongue over her left nipple. He then took the nipple into his mouth and began to suckle, his other hand gently massaging her right breast.
Mimi moaned with pleasure. "More! More!"
As TK continued to suck her tit, she reached over to the open drawer of her nearby nightstand and pulled out a condom from the box.
TK stopped what he was doing as he looked at Mimi's face. He noticed the item in her hand from the corner of his eye and slowly took it from her.
"I'm glad one of us was prepared," he said. "You're as thoughtful as ever, my pink angel."
Mimi looked at him back as she gently took hold of his limp crotch and squeezed it again. "Please don't get mad, but I didn't think you carried protection."
TK smiled lovingly at her. "That's only because I have only one girl on my mind, and I never considered myself that lucky for this to happen."
He opened the condom and carefully placed it on his now stiff manhood as Mimi opened her legs for him, exposing her pussy. He took position and said, "This may hurt, Mimi. If you don't want me to continue, I'll understand..."
"I've been hurt before by your absence in my life, Takeru. Noting is worse than the thought of losing you. Please... take me now!"
TK slowly slid himself into Mimi, connecting them both physically and spiritually. Mimi gasped as she felt him enter her former virgin box. Her arms and legs then automatically grasped his body and pulled his body to her and his manhood deeper into her womanhood.
TK felt that he had gone to heaven as the warmth of Mimi's body and pussy overwhelmed him. "You're so warm inside and out. Did I hurt you?"
"No. Even if you did, it would be worth it. I've dreamed about doing this with you since I turned 16."
"I did around that age, too."
TK slid his arms around Mimi as he kissed her once more. Once he broke the kiss, they began to move slowly and gently at a good pace. Mimi hugged TK tight as she moaned and sighed, panting, "I love you" repeatedly in her mind. Her moans took over any available words she could think of as their pace began to speed up.
As they neared climax minutes later, TK cried, "I'm coming, Mimi!"
"TAKERU! COME WITH ME!" Mimi shrieked as they felt their orgasms together. TK collapsed onto her softly since they held each other so closely, panting as hard as she was. He then slowly lifted his head to gaze in her half-opened eyes, stroking her hair gently.
"Wow... that was just... amazing! You've got some sex drive there, Mimi."
Mimi cupped her future husband's cheek in her hand and smiled. "It was good for me, too. Just think... this is how it may be. After we're married."
TK shook his head as he grinned. "It won't be. Because it'll get better every time." He then turned so that they lay on their sides, still joined and unwilling to part just yet.
Mimi rested her head under TK's chin as he continued to stroke her hair. <Kari, you have no idea what you gave up!> she thought, remembering how Kari was once TK's love until she left him for his older brother Matt. Mimi then felt guilty for thinking like that, so she stopped thinking as she snuggled closer to her man.
Finally, they separated and dressed before going down to the kitchen for a snack and resetting all the phones back on the hook. They talked about plans for the wedding and decided to wait until after their second year at college so they could rent and apartment together. Mimi gave TK several condoms before he left, just in case she ever came over while his mother was out of town for a few days. They kissed for a minute before TK got into his car and drove off.
Mimi waltzed back to her room, turning back on the light and blowing out the candles. She then grabbed her phone and dialed a long distance number. After seventeen seconds, she blurted out, "Sora, it's Mimi! Guess what happened? Not just that... TK ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM! I'M GONNA BE MRS. TAKERU TAKAISHI!"
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TK walked into his house around ten that night. His mother was still at a meeting, so he wouldn't have to explain the huge smile on his face just yet. Rushing to his room, he hid the condoms in his desk drawer under some magazines and grabbed the phone. He dialed a local number and waited for only three seconds.
"Duo, it's me. Mimi and I are engaged!"
END
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Robster80: Finished!
Mimi: With what?
Robster80: AH! (Faces Mimi) Never sneak up on me like that! Anyway, I just finished another fic. And, no you cannot read it!
(Raidramon rushes in)
Raidramon: Don't look now, but TK, Kari, and Matt were just let out of the closet you locked them in by Tai! And they're mad as Akane on a very bad day!
Kari's voice: WHERE IS THAT COUPLE-SWITCHING HENTAI AUTHOR?!
Mimi: (Glaring) You didn't write a Takimi lemon, did you?!
Robster80: GET ME OUTTA HERE! (Grabs story and rides off on Raidramon)
Raidramon: You do know that they can chase us with Garurumon, Pegasusmon, and Nefertimon, right?
Robster80: Oh damn! (Looks at audience) Read and review, folks! I'll be back to write again if I live through this! (Rides off into the sunset with TK, Mimi, Kari, and Matt chasing him on their Digimon.)