Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Computer Problems ❯ One-Shot
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: neko_balinese 
Shounen ai DaiKen. Daisuke's having some problems with his new computer.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.29.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 712 | Status: Completed
Shounen ai DaiKen. Daisuke's having some problems with his new computer.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.29.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 712 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Uhhhh... I do not own digimon, Ken or Daisuke? I do own a computer that reboots everytime you go to burn a CD using a certain program however...
Warings: Language, Yaoi (Kensuke/Daiken) and Ramblings
Author Notes: Quick fic I thought up at 2:00 am after I ruined 2 disks trying to burn a CD.
Computer Problems
by DragonSoul
Okay... So I push this button to turn it on and... Nothing. God I hate computers. Why I need this thing, I have no clue, but the university says that a computer of some sort will become a required item. So let's try pushing this damn button again. With a few swats to accompany said button pushing.
It turned on. After fighting with it for an hour, the god damned thing turns on after one swat. Have I mentioned how much I hate computers?
Okay... the manual says that the load up screen should appear. What the hell is that? God I wish Ken was here. Load up... load up... ah!! There's a picture... Hmm... seems like my computer is totally screwed up...!
Agh!!! I will kill you for this Ken!
~*~
After staring at the screen for half an hour, I finally gave up and called Ken. He came over and guess what. He typed for five minutes and the computer was ready to be used.
Stupid good for nothing show off.
Wait... I shouldn't be calling my boyfriend that. After all, he did help me through that breakdown I had after my first day of exams. Let's just call him a show off. How one can be so good with those machines from hell is beyond me. I follow the manual word for word and it still doesn't work. Maybe I should just get Ken to do all my work. But no... that's cheating... I'll just have to learn to get along with the piece of shit.
Okay... Now the university supplied me with this CD that has some biology software they say I'm going to need... First question. How do I install programs? Second. Where does the disk go?
I know, I know... I'm a hopeless cause. Sue me.
Yes Ken, I am quite aware that I am talking to myself. Prick.
~*~
Now I KNOW that this thing hates me! It keeps saying that the disk drive does not exist. My ass it doesn't! It's right fucking there!!! Okay... push the button, put the disk in the tray. Close the tray. Click the E drive and... Does not exist.
KEEEEEEEN!!!!!
There he is, sitting in MY chair, laughing at me. He says that the drive probably isn't hooked up and that I'm going to have to crack the case and hook the wires up. Wait a minute...
GO INSIDE THE COMPUTER!? No way... not me. He can do it. I am NEVER going to attempt to hook up a disc drive!
He's staring at me. Stop staring at me!! It's not funny dammit! I have to have a report typed up for tomorrow and this damned computer won't work! HELP ME!
Why won't he help me? My boyfriend is being an asshole!! It's only been a week and already I'm having an emotional breakdown. Why me!? I swear Ken Ichijouji, if you don't get over here and help me, you aren't getting any for a month! And I mean it! We may be dorming together, but I can still make you sleep on the couch!
Yay! It works! Threatening one's boyfriend with forced celibacy does wonders. Okay.. let's try the disk once more... Aha!!! It's there! It's there, it's there!!
There. He's laughing at me again. What kind of boyfriend is he?
~*~
Okay... I have this nifty drawing tablet that I need to hook up so I can draw diagrams... Driver? What driver? What the hell is a driver Ken? Yes, I am aware that a driver is some one that drives cars. I mean, what's a computer driver? Some one that drives computers around... where do I get... one... of... those... GULLABLE!? NOW WHO'S POT'S CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!? The thing with the vodka didn't count? Oh... you cheat Ken. Let's see if I ever play strip poker with you again.
Okay... driver... driver... Oh no. there's nothing in the manual about drivers!!! Ken!! HELP!!! You're not going to help? You mean... you want me to fail? Oh don't give me that look. I am not going to fall for it. Not this- Stop it!!! Your adorableness is eroding my will power! Hey! Why are you- ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!? Fine! No nookie for a month! And I mean it!
~*~
I can draw! See the little stick man? Aren't I talented? Shut up Ken. I am so better then a kindergartner! HEY!!! Take that back! I do not act and look like a Jigglypuff!! I knew I should have killed Takeru when he mentioned those Pokemon tapes!
I'm not fair!? Look who's talking! YOU WON'T HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO YOU *LOVE*!!! You don't love me anymore! I knew it! You've gone and fallen in love with Yamato! Oh don't give me that! Everyone loves Yamato!
You don't? Why not?
A vain bastard you say... Eeee heee!!! Just wait until I see him!
Hey!! Watch the goggles!!! Ow ow OW!!! NO NOOGYING!!! That HURTS Ken! Ha! You fell for the oldest trick in the book! Have I been taking lessons from Tai?... NO! Ken, you're so mean! Now let me work!
~*~
Okay... I got my work done... now I have to burn the CD. I put the blank CD in the burner, compile what I want and burn. There. All set.
What the...NO!! It rebooted! Keeeeeeeeeen!!! What's going on? You don't... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!? You're the computer engineering major! ...Who cares if you don't have your degree yet?! FIX IT!! You can't? NOOOOOOO!!!! I hate you! You're leaving? What? No! I didn't mean it! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'm sorry Ken! There'll be lots of make up sex if you can get this computer to work!!
Always use sex as incentive for annoying boyfriends. It always works.
What am I saying now? Oh nothing... Really! I didn't say anything! You're hallucinating.
Hallucinating is when you start seeing things that aren't really there you say? Well, maybe I'm not here...
Yes, I know I'm not making any sense. Oh SHUT UP! I am NOT insane!
A straightjacket? Oooh, kinky...
HEY! WATCH THE HAIR!!!! OWWWWW!!! NO MORE NOOGYING DAMMIT!
>Owari<
Daisuke: I sound like a wimp!
DS: Shush.
Daisuke: But I do!
DS: Who cares? Now be a nice bishonen and go screw Ken so I can watch.
Daisuke: Pervert!
Warings: Language, Yaoi (Kensuke/Daiken) and Ramblings
Author Notes: Quick fic I thought up at 2:00 am after I ruined 2 disks trying to burn a CD.
Computer Problems
by DragonSoul
Okay... So I push this button to turn it on and... Nothing. God I hate computers. Why I need this thing, I have no clue, but the university says that a computer of some sort will become a required item. So let's try pushing this damn button again. With a few swats to accompany said button pushing.
It turned on. After fighting with it for an hour, the god damned thing turns on after one swat. Have I mentioned how much I hate computers?
Okay... the manual says that the load up screen should appear. What the hell is that? God I wish Ken was here. Load up... load up... ah!! There's a picture... Hmm... seems like my computer is totally screwed up...!
Agh!!! I will kill you for this Ken!
~*~
After staring at the screen for half an hour, I finally gave up and called Ken. He came over and guess what. He typed for five minutes and the computer was ready to be used.
Stupid good for nothing show off.
Wait... I shouldn't be calling my boyfriend that. After all, he did help me through that breakdown I had after my first day of exams. Let's just call him a show off. How one can be so good with those machines from hell is beyond me. I follow the manual word for word and it still doesn't work. Maybe I should just get Ken to do all my work. But no... that's cheating... I'll just have to learn to get along with the piece of shit.
Okay... Now the university supplied me with this CD that has some biology software they say I'm going to need... First question. How do I install programs? Second. Where does the disk go?
I know, I know... I'm a hopeless cause. Sue me.
Yes Ken, I am quite aware that I am talking to myself. Prick.
~*~
Now I KNOW that this thing hates me! It keeps saying that the disk drive does not exist. My ass it doesn't! It's right fucking there!!! Okay... push the button, put the disk in the tray. Close the tray. Click the E drive and... Does not exist.
KEEEEEEEN!!!!!
There he is, sitting in MY chair, laughing at me. He says that the drive probably isn't hooked up and that I'm going to have to crack the case and hook the wires up. Wait a minute...
GO INSIDE THE COMPUTER!? No way... not me. He can do it. I am NEVER going to attempt to hook up a disc drive!
He's staring at me. Stop staring at me!! It's not funny dammit! I have to have a report typed up for tomorrow and this damned computer won't work! HELP ME!
Why won't he help me? My boyfriend is being an asshole!! It's only been a week and already I'm having an emotional breakdown. Why me!? I swear Ken Ichijouji, if you don't get over here and help me, you aren't getting any for a month! And I mean it! We may be dorming together, but I can still make you sleep on the couch!
Yay! It works! Threatening one's boyfriend with forced celibacy does wonders. Okay.. let's try the disk once more... Aha!!! It's there! It's there, it's there!!
There. He's laughing at me again. What kind of boyfriend is he?
~*~
Okay... I have this nifty drawing tablet that I need to hook up so I can draw diagrams... Driver? What driver? What the hell is a driver Ken? Yes, I am aware that a driver is some one that drives cars. I mean, what's a computer driver? Some one that drives computers around... where do I get... one... of... those... GULLABLE!? NOW WHO'S POT'S CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!? The thing with the vodka didn't count? Oh... you cheat Ken. Let's see if I ever play strip poker with you again.
Okay... driver... driver... Oh no. there's nothing in the manual about drivers!!! Ken!! HELP!!! You're not going to help? You mean... you want me to fail? Oh don't give me that look. I am not going to fall for it. Not this- Stop it!!! Your adorableness is eroding my will power! Hey! Why are you- ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!? Fine! No nookie for a month! And I mean it!
~*~
I can draw! See the little stick man? Aren't I talented? Shut up Ken. I am so better then a kindergartner! HEY!!! Take that back! I do not act and look like a Jigglypuff!! I knew I should have killed Takeru when he mentioned those Pokemon tapes!
I'm not fair!? Look who's talking! YOU WON'T HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO YOU *LOVE*!!! You don't love me anymore! I knew it! You've gone and fallen in love with Yamato! Oh don't give me that! Everyone loves Yamato!
You don't? Why not?
A vain bastard you say... Eeee heee!!! Just wait until I see him!
Hey!! Watch the goggles!!! Ow ow OW!!! NO NOOGYING!!! That HURTS Ken! Ha! You fell for the oldest trick in the book! Have I been taking lessons from Tai?... NO! Ken, you're so mean! Now let me work!
~*~
Okay... I got my work done... now I have to burn the CD. I put the blank CD in the burner, compile what I want and burn. There. All set.
What the...NO!! It rebooted! Keeeeeeeeeen!!! What's going on? You don't... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!? You're the computer engineering major! ...Who cares if you don't have your degree yet?! FIX IT!! You can't? NOOOOOOO!!!! I hate you! You're leaving? What? No! I didn't mean it! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'm sorry Ken! There'll be lots of make up sex if you can get this computer to work!!
Always use sex as incentive for annoying boyfriends. It always works.
What am I saying now? Oh nothing... Really! I didn't say anything! You're hallucinating.
Hallucinating is when you start seeing things that aren't really there you say? Well, maybe I'm not here...
Yes, I know I'm not making any sense. Oh SHUT UP! I am NOT insane!
A straightjacket? Oooh, kinky...
HEY! WATCH THE HAIR!!!! OWWWWW!!! NO MORE NOOGYING DAMMIT!
>Owari<
Daisuke: I sound like a wimp!
DS: Shush.
Daisuke: But I do!
DS: Who cares? Now be a nice bishonen and go screw Ken so I can watch.
Daisuke: Pervert!