Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Curses! ❯ The return of Lucemon ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, the characters I own are Michelle Marshall (A.K.A: Mitch) and Vulpimon, her digimon partner

[One day, the digidestineds, the tamers, the Frontier digidestined and the digimons were camping in the forest in Digiworld with Michelle Marshall (A.K.A Mitch) and her digimon partner, Vulpimon (which looked like a yellow fox with wings and five tails). They were watching a live football match which was Japan vs. Singapore (in case you don't know, this is Mitch's country) from Tai's new portable battery-operated TV.]

Yolei*cheering*: Japan! Japan! You can do it!

Tai: And Japan scores again!

Mitch: Aww! Singapore's losing!

Vulpimon: I know! Your country sucked in football!

Mitch: Shut up, Vulpimon! You're supposed to side with me!

Takuya: No wonder they never made it into World Cup....

Mitch: I KNOW!

[The soccer match ended and Japan won, the TV announcer appears on screen...]

TV announcer: Coming up next will be...England vs. Brazil!

Davis: Alright! England's my favorite!

[Suddenly, the TV goes static and everyone becomes surprised of the abrupt omen.]

Rika *annoyed*: So much for high-graded technology!

Matt: Tai! Did your batteries went dead again?!

Tai: No! I've just replaced the batteries!

[KA-BOOM! The ground suddenly breaks apart and the creepily cute angel digimon pops out...]

Takuya, Kouji, Zoë, Junpei, Tomoki, Kouichi, Bokomon and Neemon: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! IT'S LUCEMON!!!

Lucemon*smirking*: Until we meet again, children...

Jeri: Lucemon? He looks cute! Angels are sooo cute! You look like a cupid on Valentine's Day!

[Everyone looks at Jeri strangely and sweatdrops even Lucemon....]

Lucemon*sweatdrops*: This is very disturbing...

Mitch: Aren't you Lucifer as known as The Prince of Darkness or Satan?

Lucemon*screaming his head off with his creepy-looking eyes glaring*: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!! I AM LUCEMON I TELL YOU! I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU THAT I'VE GOT SOME REVENGE FOR YOU!!!!

Hikari*whispers to T.K*: He's kinda of a creepy angel...

T.K: Yup...

Tailmon*to Hikari*: Be careful, he's a fallen angel...

Davis*to Kouji*: Who's he? He doesn't scare us!

Kouji: Doesn't scare you?! You idiot! He's one of the final villains we've battled before and he may be a rookie but he's very powerful!

Davis: A rookie?! Well, ours was a mega final villain Malomyotismon...

Kouji: What?

Davis: Never mind...

Rika*mutters*: He's not bad compared to that slimy D-reaper....

Lucemon*turns to the others (not the Frontier cast)*: Hmmf! You don't know me, that's okay, I still hate you...

Takuya *interrupts*: What kind of revenge?!

Lucemon: Well, I was too bitter for destroying my finest Royal Knights and I tried some ways to kill you all but I decided that I studied...*takes out an old, tattered shiny black book with a pentagram*...black magic with this book!

Junpei: Oh! The horror! You're stealing my magic tricks!

Zoë: That's your magic tricks for entertainment, you dumbass! This is BLACK MAGIC!

Lucemon: That's correct...now for a leader, Takuya! *Reads his book aloud with his pointed finger* May you be turned into Flamon the little ugly beast forever and let your loved ones shun you!

Takuya: NO! Not that Flamon please....PWOOAARRGGHHH!!!!! *Turns into Flamon as he bellows out smoke and fire at Lucemon but it misses him and nearly scorches everyone* Dammit! Baby Salamander! *He attacks again but this time, he accidentally scorches Davis*

Davis *rubbing his burnt shoulder*: Ouch! Why did ya do that for?!

Takuya /Flamon: Sorry!

Lucemon: Ah-hahahaha!!!! Mindless fools! *Turns to Kouji* as for you Kouji, since you are a bearer of light...

Hikari: That was supposed to be me!

Lucemon *shouting at Hikari with his eyes turning creepier*: SILENCE! You shall not have boys anymore! Let those boys you love shun you!

Hikari: NOOO!!!!!

T.K*tries to comfort her*: It's ok Hikari, you are....aack! *He faints from touching Hikari's hand*

Patamon: T.K!

Hikari*screams as she looks at the unconscious T.K*: AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Not these powers like Rogue of X-men!

Rogue *flies in out of nowhere*: You stole mah powers!

Hikari *pointing at Lucemon*: IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS HIM! AND YOU'RE IN THE WRONG SHOW!

Mitch: Correction, wrong fanfic...

Rogue: Oh...sorry, sugahs... *Flies out of the scene*

Lucemon: As for you, Kouji, may you be a smelly beast...

Kouji: Don't you ever tell me that it's a pig!

Lucemon: No! A skunk!

Kouji*turns into a skunk*: Oh crap...

Kouichi: Don't do that to Kouji!

Lucemon*sarcastically*: How touching, brotherly love...may you be tormented with fifty demons each tearing you apart for betraying darkness!

Kouichi *gropes for his D-Tector*: Why you...execute spirit evolution! Lowe....AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Where's my D-tector?

[Kouichi sees two grinning demons; smaller than Kouichi and most of the digimon partners (especially Marineangemon) holding his D-tector and he tries to chase them but instead, he was overpowered by the other 48 demons biting him.]

Kouichi*tries to swat them*: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF ME!!!!

Lucemon*to Zoë*: And for you sister of wind, may Sister of Wind be...SISTER WIND OF FARTS!

Zoë*angrily*: DON'T CALL ME... *PHOOOT!!!!!* *lets out a smelliest fart, blushing*: Oops! Sorry, guys...

Kouji/Skunk*holding his nose*: That's ok! You're smellier than me!

Flamon: Aww! She stinks!

Zoë*slaps him*: And you?! You ugly little beast!

Lucemon: Heheh....legendary warriors fighting like children!

Everyone (non-frontier children): Legendary Warriors?

Bokomon: I'll tell you later...

Lucemon*to Junpei*: And you, fatty! May you turn into a beetle and nobody will see you!

Junpei*turns into a beetle*: NOOOOO!!!!!!

Mitch: What shall we do?

Gomamon*to Joe*: Should we fight?

Joe: No, we can't hang around any longer...*turns to Tai* what do you think, Tai?

Tai *sweatdrops*: Good idea!

Joe *gets hysterical*: Then....run!

[Everybody starts running as fast as they could in all directions.]

Lucemon *gloats*: Oh, I think not, children!

[Lucemon zaps them and them and then everyone turns into all sorts of things-Tai gets his hair and body glowing orange!]

Tai*looks at his glowing hands*: YAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! I'M RADIOACTIVE!

Matt: You're not radioactive, you moron!

[Agumon turns into a lizard; Matt turns into a Digimon Emperor while Gabumon turns into a slave digimon...]

Matt*does a typical evil villain pose*: MWA-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! I, Matt the new Digimon Emperor will now rule Digiworld with my iron fist, whip and my trusty Gabumon!

Gabumon: Grrr...! Don't mess with us!

[Gabumon is revealed to be wearing a dark ring with spikes on his neck; he also wore a black, leather jacket and he had glowing red eyes!]

Matt*to Lucemon*: I rule all of Digiworld!

Lucemon: No! You can rule the West and the East while I rule the North and the South!

Takato: What happened to The Four Holy Beasts?

Lucemon: They're tied up at the moment...*shows the photos of them bound and gagged*

Lopmon: Oh my! Zhuqiaomon!

Lucemon: Lopmon, you shall rule with me when you turn evil!

[Lopmon suddenly evolves into Kerpymon (evil mode, of course).]

Kerpymon: MWA-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Now, I will rule Digiworld! I'll rule the South!

Kouichi: So that's how he became evil...*one of his strands of hair gets pulled by a demon* ouch!

Lucemon*to Takato*: Now, gogglehead, you shall turn into a frog since you're worthless!

Takato*turns into a frog*: NOOOO!!!!!! Ribbit! Ribbit!

Jeri*runs up to him*: Takato! No! *holds him up* I'll kiss you so that you'll be a boy again!

Kazu*sniggers*: Here comes Jeri kissing the frog prince!

Calumon*covering his eyes*: Kruu! I can't watch! Kruu!

[Jeri kisses him but unfortunately, she exploded while Takato remained in his transformed state!]

Takato*watches helplessly as she explodes*: JERI! NOOOOO!!!!!!

Lucemon*cackles*: That's what you get for being such a bimbo!

[To cut this chapter short, Sora turned into a cow...]

Sora/cow: Moo! Looks like I'm gonna stop eating beef!

[...Piyomon lost her voice, Izzy became a very stupid person and he lost his memory...]

Izzy: Eh? Who are you? Who am I? Where am I?

[...Tentomon grew as big as Kabuterimon, Mimi contracted leprosy...]

Mimi: WAAAHHHH!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!

[Palmon became as stinky as a rotting flesh no matter how she tried to spray perfumes on her body, and Joe turned into an otter-WITH GLASSES! Gomamon turned into a rat, T.K who had just revived from unconsciousness turned into a fairy...]

T.K*revives*: Uhhh...what happened? Hey! What happened to my voice and why is everybody so big?

[...Patamon turned into a pig, Tailmon turned into a tiger, and Davis turned into a girl...]

Davis*looks at himself/herself in a handheld mirror wearing a dress*: EEEEEKKK!!!! I'M A GIRL!!!!

[...Veemon turned into a bat, Yolei turned into a dog with glasses and a helmet, Hawkmon turned into a parrot, Cody had shrunk into a baby, Armadillomon turned into a tortoise...]

Cody/baby: WAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Armadillomon/tortoise: Dang it! Ah hate looking after babies!

[...Ken turned into an old man, Wormmon turned into a soccer ball, Guilmon's head grew bigger than his own body, and Rika turned into a snake with a ponytail, Renamon turned into an ordinary fox with no powers (duh!)...]

Renamon/fox: This is getting unoriginal...

[...Henry turned into a satyr, and Terriermon said nothing but "Moumentai!" all the time, Kazu turned into a donkey with a visor and wristbands...]

Kenta: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kazu/donkey: Hee-haw! Hey! This is not funny anymore!

[...and Guardromon did not turn into anything except that he had an apron that appeared out of nowhere!]

Guardromon: This is getting ridiculous!

[Kenta's eyes had laser blasts like Cyclops (from X-men), Marineangemon turned into a lobster, Ryo turned into a centaur, Cyberdramon suddenly devolved to Monodramon and his powers were gone, Calumon grew bigger than ever, Impmon turned into a rabbit...]

Impmon/rabbit: Bah! I hate being cute!

[Tomoki turned into a cat with his big stupid hat, Bokomon became a hunchback...]

Bokomon/hunchback: I bet Disney's gonna sue for this....

[Neemon exploded like Jeri, Mitch turned into a werewolf and lastly, Vulpimon's wings were clipped and she had a lot of fleas tormenting her!]

Lucemon: Now you see how your lives will be like when you go to the Real World...

Everyone: OH NO!!!

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I hope you like my story and please don't flame me. I am trying to my best to write a story. Sorry, for making the rest of the characters pathetic. I am writing a next chapter, so stay tuned!