Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Davis: Because I got high ❯ Becasue I got high ( Prologue )

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DAVIS: BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

Digifan3:16

This piece of Daivs bashing was possible thanks to Afroman's "Because I got high." Davis sings the whole song, which I don't own. I don't own Digimon ether. Which is good, because if I did, I'd make this an actual episode and get complaints from all five Davis fans.

(Davis starts singing)

Oooooooooooooooooooo!

Dadada, dadad, da, dadadada, dadadada, dadadadaaaaaaa. La, dadadada.

I was going to kick Jun out of my room,

(Jun asking "What are you doing Davis?")

But then I got high.

Ooooooooo-oooooooooooo!

I was going to hit her with the broom,

But then I got high.

("Why are you looking at me like that Davis?" Then, a few minutes later…)

And now I'm sleeping naked next to her,

And I know why.

Why man?

Hey, hey.

Because I got high,

Because I got high.

La, dadadadada.

(At school…)

I was going to walk Kari after class,

(Kari waits impatiently for Davis)

But then I got high.

Ooooo-oooooooo!

I was going to meet her after school,

("Where is he?" She asked)

But then I got high.

(And after a few minutes, out side of Davis's house)

But now she's with TK

And I know why.

Why man?

Hey, hey!

Because I got high,

Because I got high.

La, dadadada.

("DAVIS! YOU NEED TO RETURN YOUR GAMES TO THE RENTAL STORE!" His mom shouts)

I was going to return my games,

But then I got high.

("WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU!")

I was going to pay the late fee,

But then I got high.

("YOUR FUNUAL!")

But now they're going to take my money,

And I know why.

Why man?

Hey, hey!

Because I got high,

Because I got high.

La, dadadadada.

I'm singing this song now,

Because I'm high.

Oooooooo-oooooooo!

I act the way I do,

Because I'm high.

Ooooooooo-ooooooooo!

I know I'm a goof up,

And I know why.

Why man?

Hey, hey!

Because I'm high,

Because I'm high.

La, dadadadada.

You're high now, ain't ya.

Yeah man.