Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ DigiChat ❯ DigiChat ( Chapter 1 )

Okay, so there are already several hundred Digimon chatroom fics out there. So I don't give a stuff. So it's your problem.

I'm not giving you a list of who's who. Go figure it out for yourself.

I'm probably crazy writing this (but hey, what else is new?) because I have spent about 10 seconds total in a chatroom in my entire life. Dad doesn't like me chatting.

Oh yeah, and "Sunflora_girl" is me and "MattsChick" is my friend Kaz (the obsessive Matt fan). For those unaware, Sunflora is a sunflower Pokémon.

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You are now entering DigiChat. Please leave your sanity at the door.

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::Star_Pegasus has entered the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: Hey, anyone in here?

::Angel_Kittie has entered the chatroom.::

::GoggleGuy has entered the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: Hi Davis. Hi Kari!

GoggleGuy: HEY! Don't go giving out our names on the Net, TJ. Some psycho murderer might be watching this!

Angel_Kittie: Kewlies! I get an exclaimation point on my name and Davis doesn't!

Star_Pegasus: At least I don't need to worry about MY name being stuck up on here, seeing as you can't even spell two-letter words.

GoggleGuy: Oh yeah, Mr Takaishi?

::Miss Ichijouji has entered the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: Yeah, Daisuke Motomiya!

Miss Ichijouji: Here we go again…

GoggleGuy: Don't EVER call me Daisuke or I'll post your address here!

Angel_Kittie: Hi Yolei. Didja remember the popcorn?

Star_Pegasus: Do that and I'll post your address AND your phone number.

Star_Pegasus: AND your email.

Star_Pegasus: AND call you Daisuke for the rest of your life.

Miss Ichijouji: I'm sick of this.

::GoggleGuy was booted out of the chatroom by Miss Ichijouji.::

::Star_Pegasus was booted out of the chatroom by Miss Ichijouji.::

Miss Ichijouji: That's better.

Angel_Kittie: HEY! You didn't have to kick TK out too!

::The_REAL_GoggleGuy has entered the chatroom.::

Miss Ichijouji: DAVIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK IN HERE! I JUST KICKED YOU OUT!

Angel_Kittie: Hi Tai!

Miss Ichijouji: Whoops…

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: What? Was Davis just in here?

Angel_Kittie: Yeah.

::KendoKid has entered the chatroom.::

::Dr.Doolittle has entered the chatroom.::

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Well, if he comes back in, TELL HIM I WANT MY GOGGLES BACK!!!

Dr.Doolittle: Did I miss something?

Miss Ichijouji: The usual. I just kicked Davis and TK out cuz they were fighting, and Tai wants his goggles back.

KendoKid: I see.

::EmperorButterfly has entered the chatroom.::

EmperorButterfly: Hi guys!

Miss Ichijouji: HI KENNY!!!

KendoKid: o.O ???

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Hi Ken! Why'dya call yourself that?

EmperorButterfly: Don't ask.

::DaMan has entered the chatroom.::

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Um… okay.

::WhIzzKid has entered the chatroom.::

DaMan: So, what's up?

Dr.Doolittle: A lot.

::Sunflora_girl has entered the chatroom.::

Sunflora_girl: Hi!

WhIzzKid: Aaaaaaaaahhh! It's a Pokémon fan! Get her out!

::Sunflora_girl was booted out of the chatroom by WhIzzKid.::

EmperorButterfly: Huh?

KendoKid: How did you know she was a Pokemon fan? Do you watch it or something?

WhIzzKid: No. If it's not an animal and it doesn't end in mon it's gotta be a Pokémon.

::BatPigMan has entered the chatroom.::

BatPigMan: Hey Yolei can you let me back in on my normal username? If I use this one for much longer I think Patamon's gonna murder me…

Angel_Kittie: *snicker*

::The_DigiLeader has entered the chatroom.::

The_DigiLeader: Hey, cool nickname there TC.

BatPigMan: *glare*

Miss Ichijouji: Okay, okay. You can log in now.

BatPigMan: Thanks.

::BatPigMan has left the chatroom.::

::MattsChick has entered the chatroom.::

MattsChick: Hey, is Sunflora_girl in here?

DaMan: AAAAAAAAHHHHH! SHE KNOWS THE POKEMON FAN!!!

::MattsChick was booted out of the chatroom by DaMan.::

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: DAVIS! GIVE ME MY GOGGLES BACK!!!

The_DigiLeader: Uh-oh… I think my dad's calling me - g2g!

::The_DigiLeader has left the chatroom.::

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Yeah right…

::DigiPrincess has entered the chatroom.::

Miss Ichijouji: Hi Mimi!

::Star_Pegasus has entered the chatroom.::

DigiPrincess: Hi Yolei. Hi everyone. Just dropping in quickly - it's late and I've gotta get to sleep… Bye-bye.

::DigiPrincess has left the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: Well, how's that for short-'n-sweet?

::Matt's_One_And_Only has entered the chatroom.::

DaMan: Is that you, Sora?

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: It'd better not be…

Matt's_One_And_Only: Hi Matt! Davis finally got off the computer so now I can use it!

::TennisChick has entered the chatroom.::

DaMan: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT'S JUNE!!!!!

TennisChick: No, it's Sora.

::Matt's_One_And_Only was booted out of the chatroom by TennisChick.::

DaMan: Hi Sora!

TennisChick: Hi, Matty!

DaMan: Hey, are you doing anything tonight?

TennisChick: Not yet…

DaMan: Wanna come over? I'll hire some videos.

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: I can't bear this any more… MATT! SORA! HOW COULD YOU?

::DaMan was booted out of the chatroom by The_REAL_GoggleGuy.::

::TennisChick was booted out of the chatroom by The_REAL_GoggleGuy.::

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Serves them right, too.

Angel_Kittie: *snicker*

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: What?

Angel_Kittie: Serves TENNISChick right…

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Ha ha…

::The_DigiLeader has entered the chatroom.::

The_DigiLeader: Is Tai gone yet?

The_REAL_GoggleGuy: Ahem?

The_DigiLeader: Dang.

::The_REAL_GoggleGuy was booted out of the chatroom by The_DigiLeader.::

::SeaSerpent has entered the chatroom.::

SeaSerpent: Is Mimi in here?

Miss Ichijouji: Nope. She already had her five seconds of fame and I think she's having her beauty sleep now.

SeaSerpent: Oh. Oh well…

::SeaSerpent has left the chatroom.::

::Double_Digi_Trouble has entered the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: What IS is with these Americans? Can't they put up with the lowly Japanese for more than five seconds unless they've got another high-and-mighty American to chat with?

Angel_Kittie: Probably not.

Double_Digi_Trouble: HEY!

Star_Pegasus: Sorry Willis.

::The_REAL_DigiLeader has entered the chatroom.::

Double_Digi_Trouble: Well if that's the way you feel, I guess I'll be going…

::Double_Digi_Trouble has left the chatroom.::

Star_Pegasus: Well sorr-eeeee… I apologised. What else does he expect?

Angel_Kittie: Dunno… hey, TK, wanna go see a movie?

Star_Pegasus: Okay. Meet me outside the cinema as soon as you can.

Angel_Kittie: Alright! See ya there!

::Angel_Kittie has left the chatroom.::

::Star_Pegasus has left the chatroom.::

The_REAL_DigiLeader: DAVIS! GIVE ME MY GOGGLES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The_DigiLeader: NO!!!

The_REAL_DigiLeader: YES!!!

The_DigiLeader: NO!!! Anywayz, I gotta go to the cinema and ruin Kari and TM's date! Bye!

::The_DigiLeader has left the chatroom.::

The_REAL_DigiLeader: Well, I better go to the cinema too and go get my goggles back. SEE YA!

::The_REAL_DigiLeader has left the chatroom.::

WhIzzKid: Dunno.

EmperorButterfly: Well, I'm still gonna be here for a wh- HEY! WORMM

::EmperorButterfly has left the chatroom.::

Miss Ichijouji: O.o ???

KendoKid: ???

WhIzzKid: What's going on?

Dr.Doolittle: …

::EvilWORM has entered the chatroom.::

EvilWORM: MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! AND THEN I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

WhIzzKid: O.O

Miss Ichijouji: O.O

Dr.Doolittle: O.O

KendoKid: O.O

EvilWORM: WHAT THE…

::EvilWORM has left the chatroom.::

WhIzzKid: That was… concerning.

Miss Ichijouji: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!!!

::EmperorButterfly has entered the chatroom.::

KendoKid: You're back.

WhIzzKid: What was that about?

EmperorButterfly: Never, EVER let Wormmon anywhere near red cordial.

Miss Ichijouji: Um, right… anyway, Ken, do you wanna go to the movies too? We could do a double-date thing with TK and Kari.

EmperorButterfly: Sure. Let's go.

::Miss Ichijouji has left the chatroom.::

::EmperorButterfly has left the chatroom.::

KendoKid: I've got to go. Grandpa's calling me.

Dr.Doolittle: Okay. Bye.

::KendoKid has left the chatroom.::

WhIzzKid: It's getting kinda quiet here now, isn't it?

Dr.Doolittle: Yeah, now we're out of romantics, bickering leaders, and psychotic caterpillars attempting world domination. Let's go.

WhIzzKid: Okay. See you later.

::Dr.Doolittle has left the chatroom.::

::WhIzzKid has left the chatroom.::

::EvilWORM has entered the chatroom.::

EvilWORM: I WILL CONQUER YOU!!!

EvilWORM: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, INCOMPETENT FOOLS!

EvilWORM: SOMEONE ANSWER!

EvilWORM: Hello? Anyone in here?

EvilWORM: Guess not.

::EvilWORM has left the chatroom.::

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And so ends my first-ever insane fic. Should I keep this up?

Weird thing is, when I was writing the Sorato bit I was listening to my Savage Garden CD and "The Lover After Me" was playing, and that song kinda relates to the whole Tai-Sora-Matt love triangle business… I'm working on a songfic for it. (NOBODY STEAL MY SONGFIC IDEA, OKAY!!!)