Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digidestened, In Concert ❯ Chapter 1

Digidestened, In Concert

By: The DJ Jester

Notes, disclaimers, and bullshit: Ok this is a BIG song fic, with actually no story with it. I just had this idea one day. OK the following is a big disclaimer so unless you want to get bored, or seeing if I did this right don't read. I don't own the following; the songs All or Nothing, What Would you do, Where the Party At, Bootylicious, Pop; Blow Ya Mind, Until the End of Time, and Lady Marmilide or their respective performers; or the show Digimon. All right then, I own a character the DJ Jester, which is the equivalent of Steve Jester in my other fics, and the parody of the song Guilty Conscience which I've included in this fic.

Scene: The Mall in Washington DC, a huge crowd has gathered for the Digidestened concert. There are 4 stages connected by a catwalk to a fifth in the center.

(Music starts DJ Jester starts rising on the center stage)

(DJ Jester)

I know when he's been on your mind

That distant look is in your eyes

I thought with time you'd realize

It's over, over

(TK appears on one of the other stages)

(TK)

It's not the way I choose to live

And something somewhere's got to give

As sharing this relationship gets older, older

(Both)

You know I'd fight for you

But how I can fight someone who isn't even there

I've had the rest of you

Now I want the best of you

I don't care if that's not fair

(Ken, Willis, and Davis appear on the other stages; with TK they start walking to the center)

(All)

'Cause I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all,

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

(All are on the center)

(Ken)

There are times it seems to me

I'm sharing you with memories

I feel it in my heart

But I don't show it, show it

(Willis joins)

And then there's times you look at me

As though I'm all that you can see

Those times I don't believe it's right

I know it, know it

(Davis joins)

Don't make me promises

Baby you never did know how to keep them well

I've had the rest of you

Now I want the best of you

It's time for show and tell

(All)

'Cause I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all,

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing

(DJ Jester and TK)

'Cause you and I

Could lose it all if you've got no more room

No room inside for me in your life

(DJ Jester alone)

'Cause I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

(All)

Is it all,

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

'Cause I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all,

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

(Music ends, crowd cheers)

(The rest of the digidestened walk to the center stage)

DJ Jester: Hello Washington!!! (Crowd Cheers)

Kari: You guys sounded great, but don't think that us gals won't top that.

TK: Right, guys, both on stage and in the crowd, should we let the girls give it a try? (Crowd agrees) Right. So what are you going to do?

Sora: See now we're going to bring in some reinforcement, ladies.

(Destiny's Child walks on stage, crowd cheers)

Yolei: Don't think we stop there, when Sora said ladies, she meant all the ladies.

(Cristina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink, Missy Elliot, Eve, and Gwen Stefani walk on stage)

Ken: Don't think we didn't bring back up either. Guys, if you would please.

(Nsync, Jagged Edge, and Nelly walk on Stage)

Kari: Well, who goes first?

Mimi: Well, the guys already did one, why don't we do one?

DJ Jester: Fine, right guys? (The Guys agree) So what one are you doing?

(All the girls huddle in picking Let Me Blow Your Mind)

Mimi: You'll See

(The Digidestened except Kari and Sora walk off stage, all the extras except Eve and Gwen Stefani walk off stage)

(Music Starts)

(Eve and Kari)

Uh, uh, uh, huh

Yo, yo

Drop your glasses, shake your asses

Face screwed up like you having hot flashes

Which one, pick one, this one, classic

Red from blonde, yeah bitch I'm drastic

Why this, why that, lips stop askin

Listen to me baby, relax and start passin

Expressway, hair back, weavin through the traffic

This one strong should be labeled as a hazard

Some of y'all niggas hot, sike I'm gassin

Clowns I spot em and I can't stop laughin

Easy come, easy go, E-V gon' be lastin

Jealousy, let it go, results could be tragic

Some of y'all ain't writin well, too concerned with fashion

None of you ain't gizell, cat walk and imagine

Alta y'all Hollywood, drama, passed it

Cut bitch, camera off, real shit, blast it

(Gwen Stefani and Sora)

And if I had to give you more

It's only been a year

Now I got my foot through the door

And I ain't goin nowhere

It took awhile to get me in

And I'm gonna take my time

Don't fight that good shit in your ear

Now let me blow ya mind

(Eve and Kari)

They wanna bank up, crank up, makes me dizzy

Shank up, haters wanna come after me

You ain't a ganster, prankster, too much to eat

Snakes in my path wanna smile up at me

Now while you grittin your teeth

Frustration baby you gotta breathe

Take alot more that you to get rid of me

You see I do what they can't do, I just do me

Aint no stress when it comes to stage, get what you see

Meet me in the lab, pen and pad, don't believe

Huh, sixteens mine, create my own lines

Love for my wordplay that's hard to find

Sophomore, I aint scared, one of a kind

All I do is contemplate ways to make your fans mine

Eyes bloodshot, stressin, chills up your spine

Huh, sick to your stomach wishin I wrote your lines

(Gwen Stefani and Sora)

And if I had to give you more

It's only been a year

Now I got my foot through the door

And I aint goin nowhere

It took awhile to get me in

And I'm gonna take my time

Don't fight that good shit in your ear

Now let me blow ya mind

(Eve and Kari)

Let your bones crack

Your back pop, I can't stop

Excitement, glock shots from your stash box

Fuck it, thugged out, I respect the cash route

Locked down, blastin, sets while I mash out

Yeah nigga, mash out, D-R-E

Back track, think back, E-V-E

Do you like that (ooooh), you got to I know you

Had you in a trance first glance from the floor too

Don't believe I'll show you, take you with me

Turn you on, pension gone, give you relief

Put your trust in a bomb when you listen to me

Damn, she's much thinner nuh,

now I'm complete now I'm complete, uh huh

Still stallion, brick house, pile it on

Ryde or Die, bitch, double R, can't crawl

Beware, cuz I crush anything I land on

Me here, aint no mistake nigga it was planned on

(Gwen Stefani and Sora)

And if I had to give you more

It's only been a year

Now I got my foot through the door

And I aint goin nowhere

It took awhile to get me in

And I'm gonna take my time

Don't fight that good shit in your ear

Now let me blow ya mind

Kari: Beat that!!

(Steve [a.k.a. the DJ Jester] and TK walk to the center stage)

TK: Ok, we can beat that with out using our back up.

Kari: We'll see

(Music Starts, Kari and the girls exit)

(TK)

Perhaps I was addicted to the dark side

Somewhere inside my childhood witnessed my heart die

And even though we both came from the same places

The money and the fame made us all change places

How could it be - through the misery that came to pass

The hard times make a true friend afraid to ask - for currency

But you could run to me when you need and I'll never leave

Honestly, someone to believe in, as you can see

It's a small thang to a true, what could I do?

Real homies help you get through

And come to knew he'd do the same thang if he could

Cause in the hood true homies make you feel good

And half the times we be actin up call the cops

Bringin a cease to the peace that was on my block

It never stops, when my mama ask me will I change

I tell her yeah, but it's clear I'll always be the same

Until the end of time

(DJ Jester)

Take, these broken wings

I need your hands to come and heal me once again

(Until the end of time)

So I can fly away, until the end of time

Until the end of time

Until the end of time

(TK)

Please Lord forgive me for my life of sin

My hard stare seem to scare all my sister's kids

So you know, I don't hang around the house much

This all night, moneymaking got me outta touch, shit

Ain't flashed a smile in a long while

An unexpected birth worst of the ghetto childs

My attitude got me walkin solo; ride out alone in my lo-lo

Watchin the whole world move in slow-mo

For quiet times disappear, listen to the ocean

Smokin 'Ports, think my thoughts, then it's back to coastin

Who can I trust in this cold world?

My phony homey had a baby by my old girl

But I ain't trippin I'm a player I ain't sweatin him

I sex his sister, had her mumble like a Mexican

His next of kin, no remorse it was meant to happen

Besides rappin the only thing I did good was scrappin

Until the end of time

(DJ Jester)

Take, these broken wings

I need your hands to come and heal me once again

(Until the end of time)

So I can fly away, until the end of time

Until the end of time

Until the end of time

Take, these broken wings

I need your hands to come and heal me once again

(Until the end of time)

So I can fly away, until the end of time

Until the end of time

Until the end of time

(TK)

Now who's to say if I was right or wrong?

To live my life as an Outlaw all along

Remain strong in this planet full of player haters

They conversate but Death Row full of demonstrators

And in the end drinkin Hennessey made all my enemies envy me

So cold when I flow eliminatin easily

Falls to they knees, they plead for they right to breath

While beggin me to keep the peace (haha)

What I can see closer to achieve

In times of danger don't freeze, time to be a G

Follow my lead I'll supply everything you need

An ounce of game and the trainin to make a G

Remember me, as an outcast Outlaw

Another album out, that's what I'm about, more

Gettin raw 'til the day I see my casket

Buried as a G while the whole world remembers me

Until the end of time

(DJ Jester)

So take, these broken wings

I need your hands to come and heal me once again

(Until the end of time)

So I can fly away, until the end of time

Until the end of time

Until the end of time

(Music Ends and crowd erupts, Yolei walks out)

Yolei: Not bad, why don't we do a song (pointing to Steve)

Steve: Why not!

(Music Starts, TK walks off stage)

(DJ Jester)

Boys and girls wanna hear a true story

Saturday night was at this real wild party

They had the liquor overflowin' the cup

About five or six strippers tryin' to work for a buck

And I took one girl outside wit' me

Her name was Loni

She went to Junior High wit' me

I said, why you up in there dancin' for cash?

I guess a whole lots changed since I seen you last

She said

(Yolei)

What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is ta

Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money

And his daddy's gone

Somewhere smoking rock now

In and out of lock down

I ain't gotta job now

So for you this is just a good time

But for me this is what I call life

(DJ Jester)

Girl, you ain't the only one wit' a baby

That's no excuse to be livin' all crazy

Then she looked me right square in the eye

And said,(Yolei) everyday I wake up hopin' to die (DJ Jester)

She said,(Yolei) nigga I know about pain cuz

Me and my sista ran away

So my daddy couldn't rape us

Before I was a teenager

I done been through more shit

You can't even relate ta

(Both)

What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is ta

Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money

And his daddy's gone

Somewhere smoking rock now

In and out of lock down

I ain't gotta job now

So for you this is just a good time

But for me this is what I call life

Yolei: What would you do?

DJ Jester: Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse.

Yolei: What would you do?

DJ Jester: Cuz I wouldn't want my baby to go through what I went through

Yolei: C'mon, what would you do?

DJ Jester: Get up on my feet, stop makin tired excuses

Yolei: What would you do?

DJ Jester: Girl I know if my mother can do it, baby you can do it

(Both)

What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is ta

Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money

And his daddy's gone

Somewhere smoking rock now

In and out of lock down

I ain't gotta job now

So for you this is just a good time

But for me this is what I call life

(DJ Jester, Yolei freezes)

What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is to

Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money

And his daddy's gone

Somewhere smokin rock now

In and out of lock down

I ain't gotta job now

So for you this is just a good time

But for me this is what I call life, c'mon

(Both, Yolei unfreezes)

What would you do if your son was at home

Crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is ta

Sleep wit' a man for a little bit of money

And his daddy's gone

Somewhere smoking rock now

In and out of lock down

I ain't gotta job now

So for you this is just a good time

But for me this is what I call life

(Music ends, Nsync, TK, Ken, Davis, and Willis walk out to center stage)

Justin from Nsync: OK Yolei, time for you to go, we've got a song for the fans!

DJ Jester: I guess I'm the tenth! Let's do this!

(Music starts, TK, Ken, Davis, Willis, and the other 4 members of Nsync other than Justin go to the adjacent stages, DJ Jester and Justin are on center)

(DJ Jester and Justin)

Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about

What's the deal with this pop life and when is it gonna fade out?

I think you need to realize what we're doin is not a trend

(All)We got the gift of melody, (DJ Jester and Justin) we're gonna bring it till the end

C'mon now

All: It doesn't matter

TK and ?: About the car I drive, what I wear around my neck

All: All that matters

TK and ?: Is that you recognize that it's just about respect

All: It doesn't matter

TK and ?: About the clothes I wear and where I go and why

All: All that matters

DJ Jester and Justin: Is that you get hyped and we'll do it to ya every time

All: C'mon now

(All)

Do you ever wonder why

This music gets you high?

It takes you on a ride

Feel it when your

Body starts to rock

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Body starts to rock)

You think you can't stop

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: You can't stop)

And the music's all you got

C'mon now

This must be POP!

(DJ Jester and Justin scatting)

Dirty pop

You can't stop

I know you like this dirty pop

(Rest echo: This must be)

TK and ?: Now, why ya wanna try to classify the type of thing we do?

All: Cause we're just wonderin' what we like

TK and ?:Can we say the same for you?

Tired of feelin' all around me (All) animosity

TK and ?: Just worry 'bout yours, cause I'm a' get mine

Oh people, can't you see?

All: It doesn't matter

DJ Jester and Justin: About the car I drive, or the ice around my neck

All: All that matters

DJ Jester and Justin: Is that you recognize that it's just about respect

All: It doesn't matter

DJ Jester and Justin: About the clothes I wear and where I go and why

All: All that matters

DJ Jester and Justin: Is that you get hyped and we'll do it to ya every time

All: C'mon

(All)

Do you ever wonder why

This music gets you high?

It takes you on a ride

Feel it when your

Body starts to rock

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Body starts to rock)

You think you can't stop

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: You can't stop)

And the music's all you got

Baby, come on

This must be POP!

DJ Jester: Man, I'm tired of singin'

(Dance sequence, all are still on separate stages)

Dirty, dirty, dirty pop

Dirty pop

Do you ever wonder...

Oh!

(Music slows)

(All)

Do you ever wonder why

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Ever wonder why)

This music gets you high?

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Music gets you high)

It takes you on a ride

Feel it when your

(Music speeds up, all are moving to center)

Body starts to rock

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Body starts to rock)

You think you can't stop

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: It don't stop)

And the music's all you got

Come on now

This must be,

(All on center)

Do you ever wonder why

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Ever wonder why)

This music gets you high?

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Music gets you high)

It takes you on a ride

Feel it when your

Body starts to rock

(DJ Jester and Justin echo: Body starts to rock)

You think you can't stop

And the music's all you got

This must be POP!

(Music ends)

DJ Jester: Great work! (Kari, Sora, Mimi, and Destiny's Child start walking out to center stage, all in tight outfits)

TK: Uh oh, we're being invaded!

DJ Jester: Yea well, by the way you're looking at Kari, you're not too pissed. (Rest of guys laugh)

TK: Very funny. (Tries to hide blush)

Kari: Well we know what song we're doing.

Ken: And what would that be?

Kari: Well, it's called Bootylicious, because I'm (moves towards TK and rubs her butt against TK crotch) "too bootylicious for you babe." (Giggles)

TK: Get on with it before I do something I'll regret! (Laughs)

(Music starts, guys go off stage, Beyonce)

Kelly, can you handle this?

Michelle, can you handle this?

Beyonce, can you handle this?

I don't think they can handle this!

(Kari takes over)

Sora, can you handle this?

Mimi, can you handle this?

Kari, can you handle this?

I don't think they can handle this!

(Sora and Kelly)

Barely move, we've arrived

Lookin sexy, lookin fly

Baddest chick, chick inside

DJ, jam tonight (DJ Jester is put in spot)

Spotted me a tender thang

There you are, come on baby

Don't you wanna dance with me

Can you handle, handle me

(Kari and Beyonce)

You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight

You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight

Read my lips carefully if you like what you see

Move, groove, prove you can hang with me

By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me

Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff

(All)

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Baby, can you handle this?

Baby, can you handle this?

Baby, can you handle this?

I don't think you can handle this!

(Sora and Kelly)

I'm about to break you off

H-town goin hard

Lead my hips, slap my thighs

Swing my hair, square my eyes

Lookin hot, smellin good

Groovin like I'm from the hood

Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss

Can you handle, handle this

(All)

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

(Mimi and Michelle)

Move your body up and down (whoo!)

Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)

I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)

Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe

(All)

I shake my jelly at every chance

When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance

I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have

Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz

(All scatting)

(All singing)

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

(Music ends TK and Willis walk out)

Willis: Great work gals! (TK is staring at Kari) TK! We're out here to do something!!!!

TK: Oh! Yea!

Kari: Guilty Conscience?

TK: Yep

Kari: OK!

(TK and Willis go to one of the stages; it's set up to look like an apartment stairway leading to a roof. Tai is on the stairs, heading up. Joe walks on to the center stage.)

Joe: Meet Tai, 18 years old, after his girlfriend, Sora, starts to go out with his best friend Matt he decides to end it all, but as he opens the roof door, he has a sudden change of heart, and suddenly his conscience comes into play...

TK: Alright stop. (Tai: Huh?)

Now before you open the door, fall from the thirty-second floor,

You gotta think what's in store.

You gotta think of the consequence. (Who are you?)

I'm your mother fuckin' conscience.

Willis: That's nonsense!

You heard them, they're the next item, they don't need you.

Go on, fall on down your parents don't like you too.

They don't give a fuck if you live or die, same with your sister

Actually it'll make their life a lot happier.

TK: Now If you go through like your going to do,

I know your sister, and man, she'll follow you.

Think about it before you go an' jump first

If you both do it, your parents' hearts 'ill burst.

Will: Fuck that, do that shit,

Why should you care about that?

Remember, Matt and Sora are prob'ly fuckin' now

Why don't you fall now?

Why do you care about them?

Are you them?

Do you think they give a fuck if you get laid?

TK: Tai don't do it! Sora still likes you, (Huh?)

She wants to see you (Cool)

Will: No!

TK: She just want to check if you're cheatin' too. (Thanks)

Don't listen to Will; he's bad for you.

Will: You know TK; I don't like your attitude.

(TK and Willis walk across the catwalk to the stage across from them, not the center. Scene is a bedroom with a girl on the bed and Davis next to her. Izzy and Cody appear on the center stage)

Izzy and Cody: These voices, these voices,

I hear them,

And when they talk I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow, yo...

These voices, these voices

I hear them

And when they talk I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow yo...

Joe: Meet Davis, 14 years old, after meeting a girl at a party, things get sexy in the bedroom, halfway in her pants, his conscience starts to work again...

Will: Hey listen to me,

While trying to poke the meat,

Just grab her ass,

Then she'll cum to.

Now all you gotta do is blow her tit too.

TK: Dude, what, this bitch too?

Isn't this the thirteenth bitch you fucked through?

Will: Hey, have her drink this shit,

Then she'll just want to get hit.

She was just waiting for it.

TK: Man, your cock never quits?

Will: You're god damn right.

TK: Well I'm not stopping it

Will: Come on that's it

Yea, yea, yea.

(TK and Willis go to the center stage, turn left and go to the stage there. The stage is set up with a living room scene Ken has just walked in on Yolei and another man.)

Izzy and Cody: These voices, these voices,

I hear them,

And when they talk I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow, yo...

These voices, these voices,

I hear them,

And when they talk I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow

I'll follow, yo...

Joe: Meet Ken, a 16 year old genius, going to his girlfriend, Yolei's, house after visiting TK and Kari. When he opens the door he finds that Yolei is hard at work with an older man, though her clothes were still on...

TK: Ok Ken, breath, this is prob'ly better than it looks.

Will: Yea, do you know that she hooks?

She just wanted to use ya,

Fuck, just use her head as a soccer ball,

and score a goal in her hall.

TK: Wait, she might just tell you.

Will: She might not though.

TK: Yea, she will, she was trying to get this guy to jail.

Life sentence, think about it, with no bail.

Will: Ok, thought about it,

still wanna stab 'er?

Take her dad's gun an' jus' riddle 'er?

That's what I'd do.

Be smart, and don't fright

Why take advice from someone who fucks Kari every night.

TK: What'd you say?!

Will: You told me, remember?

TK: I outta kill you mother fucker,

Will: Uh, uh, temper, temper.

Mr. TK

Mr. TA

Mr. Whatever the hell Davis says to make you go away!

How do you expect he'd listen to you?

TK: 'cuz he's my friend too,

He knows she wouldn't do this

Will: Fine don't do it, see if I care.

(Music ends, TK and Willis return to center. Ken, Davis, DJ Jester, Jagged Edge, and Nelly go to center)

Ken: Guys ending song!!!!

DJ Jester: What you guys may not notice, we have a side group in the Digidestened, Players Inc.! The people in this group are TK, Ken, Willis, and Davis. So the next song is off their new, self-titled album. It's the remix of Where the Party At? featuring me, The DJ Jester, Jagged Edge, and Nelly.

(Music starts, DJ Jester talking)

C'mon, c'mon, yeah, c'mon, yeah, DJ Jester, Players Inc., Jagged Edge, Nelly, REMIX

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

(Players Inc. and Jagged Edge)

The party's where you're at tonight

Don't be trippin when you see us in the club

Just show a little love, represent your side like me

'Cause 'round here if you slick you pick a hot one

Ride shotgun, couple of 'em got one

Belvedere in the rear of the club

Pulled up on dubs and we 'bout to go and buy the bar up

So So, for sure we ain't playin

Hang with no lames, hit the park and sayin...

Ay, where the party at?

Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?

Models and models, talkin all a that

Know I can't forget about my thugs

(Where the party at?)

And all my girls

(Where the party at?)

Off in the club

(Where the party at?)

If the party's where you're at let me hear you say

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: If the party's where you're at just let me know

(Players Inc. and Jagged Edge)

All the girls in the club in they best outfits

Just showin that skin, tryna' make a nigga wanna spend

Where you been girl? You and your friend

Need to come to the back where we got it locked down

In your white t-shirt or a three-piece suit

Don't matter what you wear all that matters is who you with

Some jiggy and some are straight grindin

All up in the club just to have a good time and

Ay, where the party at?

Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?

Models and models, talkin all a that

Know I can't forget about my thugs

(Where the party at?)

And all my girls

(Where the party at?)

Off in the club

(Where the party at?)

If the party's where you're at let me hear you say

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: If the party's where you're at just let me know

(Nelly, rapping of course)

Just show me where that party at dirty

Somewhere where it's crackin right around one-thirty

Never get done too early

Come in as is, doo-rags and Tims

I'm rollin past his, his little Jag and Benz

With the Rolls, not the one with the stem

The one that seem to make more enemies than friends

I'm slidin in past doors, both eyes closed

Both arms rose, both charms froze

With the S-O-S-O, D-E dot F

I'm buyin bottles, bottles, until it ain't none left

I'm quick to go left, I blaze with no rep

I jams more than left, baby show me the club

I'm like "hey, where that Bacardi at?"

Come and mix it with the Cris', baby, what's wrong with that?

We in the V.I.P. twisted, down right spliffed it

Two way and shit, to yo nigga like "you missed it"

(DJ Jester, rapping)

Yea that's right bitch I thought you knew,

You little niggas ain't going to do,

That shit. That ain't going to work,

you're niggas are going upstairs to jerk.

And what's with all this shit, something about a present?

What are you trying to do, "Uhhh represent"?

I think you're niggas smell a rat,

'cuz they're all saying "Where's DJ Jester's party at?"

(Players Inc., DJ Jester, and Jagged Edge)

Ay, where the party at?

Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at?

Models and models, talkin all a that

Know I can't forget about my thugs

(Where the party at?)

And all my girls

(Where the party at?)

Off in the club

(Where the party at?)

If the party's where you're at let me hear you say

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: uh oh oh oh

DJ Jester and Nelly: Uh ooooooooooooh

Players Inc. and Jagged Edge: If the party's where you're at just let me know

(TK)

Left side, just put your hands up, throw 'em up

Right side, just put your hands up, throw 'em up

Everybody, put your hands up, throw 'em up

When the beat come back around e'rybody do it again

Do the eastside run this mutha for ya? (Hell yeah)

Do my southside run this mutha for ya? (Hell yeah)

And them haters ain't hittin on, ain't talkin 'bout us

And they look like

If the party's where you're at let me hear you say

(Music ends)

DJ Jester: YEA! I'M GOING TO THE DJ BOOTH FOR THE NEXT, AND LAST SONG!!!

(Players Inc., Jagged Edge, and Nelly walk off stage. Spots on four adjacent stages. DJ Jester uses a platform above the center stage as his "DJ booth")

(Sounds like Sora and Lil' Kim)

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

(Sounds like all)

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister

(Curtains rise to reveal Digidestened Girls and the ladies of Moulin Rouge)

(Mya and Mimi)

He met Marmelade down in old Moulin Rouge

Strutting her stuff on the street

She said, hello, hey Joe

You wanna give it a go, oh

(All)

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya da, da (hey, hey, hey)

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya hee (hee oh)

Mocca chocolata ya, ya (ooh yeah)

Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh, oh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Pink and Yolei)

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

On her black satin sheets

Is where he started to freak, yeah

(All)

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya da, da (da, da yeah)

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya hee (ooh yeah, yeah)

Mocca chocolata ya, ya

Creole Lady Marmalade, uh

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ooh)

(Sora and Lil' Kim)

Yeah, yeah, aw

We come through with the money and the garter belts

Let 'em know we 'bout that cake, straight out the gate

We independent women, some mistake us for whores

I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry

I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari

Wear high heeled shoes get love from the Dudes

Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

Hey sisters, soul sisters

Gotta get that dough sisters

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

By the case, the meaning of expensive taste

We wanna gitchi, gitchi ya, ya (come on)

Mocca chocolata (what)

Creole Lady Marmalade

(One more time, come on)

(All)

Marmalade (ooh)

Lady Marmalade (ooh yeah)

Marmalade (ohh)

(Christina and Kari)

Hey, hey, hey

Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, oh

Color of cafe au lait, alright

Made the savage beast inside

Roar until he cried

More, more, more

(Pink and Yolei)

Now he's back home doing nine to five (nine to five)

(Mya and Mimi)

Living a gray flannel life

(Christina and Kari)

But when he turns off to sleep, memories keep

(All)

More, more, more

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya da, da

Gitchi, gitchi ya, ya hee (ohh)

Mocca chocolata ya, ya (ooh)

Creole Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir (ce soir)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ohh)

Come on, uh

(Digidestened Girls and Ladies of Moulin Rouge are dancing on center stage, singing randomly. Missy Eliot joins DJ Jester in "the DJ booth")

Missy E: Christina

DJ Jester: Kari

Missy E: Pink

DJ Jester: Yolei

Missy E: Lil' Kim

DJ Jester: Sora

Missy E: Mya

DJ Jester: Mimi

Both: Moulin Rouge

DJ Jester: Digidestened Representing

Missy E: Misdemeanor here

(EVERYONE IS ON CENTER STAGE)

(Everyone)

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......

(Big poof of smoke, on the center stage. When smoke clears no one is on the stage)

PA ANOUNCER: ATTENTION EVERYONE, THE DIGIDESTENED HAVE LEFT THE WASHINGTON DC. AREA!

FINALLY!! It's done!!!!!!! R/R please.