Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Bloopers- The Lats temptation... ❯ The Last Temptation of the Digidestine- Pt.1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclaimer: I don't own digimon, but if I did season 3 would start were the recap left off at the end of season 2. You know keep it on the same story line. As you can tell im alittle teed, and already know, I wont like season 3. Therefore, I will have to depend on Fanfiction.net. However, to be a fare sport I will watch the first episode when the new season starts. *Puts hand behind back and crosses fingers *

Kari: Hey Season 3 won't be that bad.
Davis: Except for the fact we wont be in it.
Me: I don't care if you're in it or not Davis its just sad that Ken won't be in it. (Yes I admit it I am a very big Ken fan.)
Ken blushes: Really?
I smile: Ahuh. You were the whole reason I kept watching season 2 except for when you were the Digimon Emperor.
Ken: Me too I was going to sue the people, but I figured Na.
Me: Well Lets get on with the story.


Digi-Bloopers: The Last Temptation of the Digidestined. (Wow! That's along title)

Director: Alright, everyone today is the second to last episode we will shoot. *Mutters to self * and then Im quitting.

Cast: What?

Director: Oh, Nothing. So, lets get on with the scene.

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Xveemon tries to let out a battle cry, but instead he burps. The smell makes everyone almost barf.

Malomyotismon: That's was NASTY!! *Covers mouth so he doesn't barf. *

Davis does the same: Xveemon what did you eat?

Xveemon: Umm just something Matt cooked it was green and tasted kinda old.

Director: Cut!


Xveemon lets out a battle cry and rams into Malomyotismon.

Malomyotismon: Hey! He Hurt Me!! Wahhhhhhhhhh

Director: Cut! Xveemon say your sorry.

Xeveemon: Sorry!

Director: Lets just move on.

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Tk: He's too powerful, Davis. We have to get out of here before Xveemon turns into a purse.

Everyone but Tk and the Director start laughing.

Director: CUT!

Tk: What!?!

Kari: you just said- Ahahahahaha.

Director I SAID CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT!!!

Kari: Whoa! What are you on?

Director pulls out a bottle: These.

Kari takes the bottle: Ahaha. Sorry, but you do know these are Midol.

Everyone laughs harder.

Director turns to camera: Welcome to my world.

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Xveemon: V-laser

Malomyotismon: So you wana play hardball do you.

Davis: Yea were do I sign up?

Everyone except Davis slaps his or her head.

Director: Cut! Davis that's not your line.


Xveemon: V-Laser

Malomyotismon: So you wana play hardball do you.

Davis: Alright go Xveemon make him shut that ugly mouth of his.

Direct: Oh My God did he…just…get….his line right? It's a miracle.

Xveemon: V-Laser.

Malomyotismon: Mental Illusion. ( A/N: I hope that's right.)

Nothing Happens..

Director falls out of his chair: I spoke to soon.

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Tk: Hey Mom sorry I'm- Ahhh!

Tk falls and trips over the everyone's shoes.

Cast: ahahahahaha

Director: Cut!

Tk: Hey mom sorry Im late, Huh?

Matt: Food Fight.

Matt starts throwing food at everyone.

A thing of food hit the director on the face.

Director: Matt! CUT!

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Y olei: Wow I can't believe there must be two dozen pizzas' here.

Director: Huh? Wait! Who ordered the pizza?

Ken and wormmon came walking by with 2 more pizza boxes.

Ken: Alright the rest of the pizza's are here.

Director: Ken!!!

Ken: Sorry.

Director: That's ok. It couldn't get any worse.

Suddenly the pizza guy comes in.

Pizza Guy: Here sir.

Director: What's this?

PG: The bill for the pizza's.

The director's face starts to turn red, he flinches, and steam starts to come out of his ears.

Ken: Do you think he's mad?

Wormmon: I think he's taking better then I thought.

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Cody: Dad this is the digital world I told you about. It can- Ahhh.

All the little digimon start bouncing all over Cody and his dad.

Director: Cut! I think Im going to go insane. And Ken you owe me $234,234.00 for the pizza's.

Cody: Dad this is the digital world I told you about. It can be strange at first, but you get use to……* Cardboard dad falls down * It.

Yolei: Since when is your dad a piece of cardboard?

Cody: Yolei shut up.

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Kari: It's so nice. Isn't it beautiful?

Kari leans back on a tree.

Kid with Digimon walks up: Kari?

Kari sits up.

Kid with digimon: Will you go out with me?

Davis&Tk: Hey Bud Back off she mine.

Davis turns to Tk. Tk turns to Davis.

Davis&Tk: No shes not she's mine. Hey. Stop mocking me.

Director: Cut Cut Cut Cut!

Kari: You know what I really do think you need some more Midol.
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Tk: Ahem * Bang. falls down*

Yolei: Ahahahaha Yeah yeah. * Gets sick from moving her head back and forth so she throws up*

Cody: I hope your proud of me dad. * Still looking at the falling piece of cardboard.

Director: CUT!
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Tk's Mom: SO I heard a joke today a duck walks into a pharmacy and ask the clerk for some lip balm and the clerk says.

Tentomon: TK?

Director: CUT! Tentomon what are you doing here? You aren't in this scene or episode for that fact.

Tentomon: Thats just it. There's just not enough of me in the show.

Director: Tentomon go away.

Ken: Do you think he has a dark spore in him?

Kari: I wonder about that sometimes.
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Yolei is stuffing her face with cake and other stuff.

Yolei with a full mouth: Mmmmm this is good. *Swallow * But you know what would be better if we had those pizza's ken ordered.

Director: You did you ate them not more then 10 minutes ago.

Yolei thinks: Oh yea, then why am I still hungry?

Director: Yolei please go away. Go find Tentomon or somethiing.

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Cody's standing on a cliff with his dad.

Cody: And that's how we defeated Deamon. Pretty cool, Huh?

Cody's dad: Hmmm.

Cody: Haha.

Armadillomon: Cody?

Cody: Huh? Armadillomon I have been looking all over for you. I want you to met my dad.

Armadillomon: Cody I dont think that's your-

* crack *

Director: What was that?

*Crack. Crack Crack *

Amrradillomon&Cody& Cody's Dad: Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

The cliff started to breakaway from under them.

Director: Cut! Someone call the medics.

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Kari: Isn't this just wonderful Gotomon? Humans and Digimon playing together without some crazy lunatic trying to destroy it all.

Gotomon: Yea but,

Kari: What is it?

Gotomon: I hate to break it to you but this isn't the way things are.

Kari: What do you mean? Have you been into the KatNip again?

Director: Yes that's it just keep going. No mistakes yet.

Gotomon looks up to Kari.

Gotomon: How did you know? I thought Patamon was the only one that knew I took more.

Director: I have got to stop saying things before their done. CUT!

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Ken: I think I got sand in my pants.

Director: Cut! You guys love making my life a living Hell. Don't you?

Ken: Yup, Defiantly a Dark Spore.

Kari: Ahuh. Do think we should do something to help him?

Ken: No Just let him let it out.

Director: ANSWER ME. DONT YOUI! DONT YOU!

Ken: Ok I will start over Sheesh.

Ken: I think I got sand in my brain. Huh, Wait! There's something up there.

Davis: Is it a bird?

Cody: Is it a Plain?

Ken: No it's The Ice Cream Man.

Yolei: Really?

Director starts to get really angry.

Director: Blood pressure rising.

Ken: Do you think he will give us some Ice cream?

Director: Blood pressure still rising.

Davis: I dunno lets go find out:

Director: Blood pressure going Sky High.

Kari: Um Mr. Director sir are you going to be ok?

Director: Kari, Just go...before I go insane ok.

Kari: Ok.

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Ken: Wait a sec. Sam I thought your were dead.

Sam: I've some back to invite you to my slumber party this Saturday morning for the last episode of the season 2.

Ken: What the- Sure I'll come.

Director that's it Ken, Sam get off my set NOW!

Sam: What's wrong with him.

Ken: Dark Spore.

Sam: Oooohhhh.

Ken and Sam walk of the set.

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Davis: Hey handsome looks like your little magic trick didn't work. Were back. Take him guys.

Flamedramon: Fire Rocket

Raidramon: Thunderblast

Xveemon: V-Laser.

(A/N:Dont ask me this ok. Im just had a piece of New York cheesecake with like a ton of sugar.)

Some how they all hit each other with their attacks.

Director: Ahahahahahaha. I think I left my mind in Montycarlow.

Tai: Where's Montycarlow.

Agumon: How should I know?

Director: Tai what are you doing here you don't come in here tell the end.

Tai: So I came alittle early.

Director: First they try to drive me insane and then they try and tell me that they came early.. Hehe. I love cheesecake. Mommy had too much coke last night. My brother married his grandma how? Because his uncle's aunt was my brothers sister who was my cousin.

Tai: O..K.

Sora: Is going to be alright?

Izzy: What's with him?

Ken&Kari: Dark Spore

Older Kids: Oh.

Joe: I think we should call a doctor.

Mimi: But Joe you are a doctor.

Joe: Oh Yea, I forgot. Well anyways lets get him to a hospital I think he needs one.

Sora: Ya think?

Cody: I think all those lonely nights at home are finally getting to him.

Matt: Hey that's wasn't very nice to say.

Izzy: What exactly did you guys do to him while we were gone?

All the younger kids smile innocently: NOTHING!

Tai: Alright whatever.

Director: Monkeymon doesn't were pants. No paychecks this week mommy says I think too much.
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The director is being pulled into the back of the ambulance.

Ken: Uh guys we still need someone to direct the rest of the show.

Tai: Oh Yea. I wana do it.

Matt: no way Tai, you couldn't direct if your life depended on it.

Tk: I don't think so Im taking orders from my brother. Besides, I would make the best Director.

Sora: I think I should be the director.

Tai&Matt&Tk: No way, the director has to be a man.

Mimi looks at them: And who says so.

Sora cracks her knuckles: Yea who says so.

Matt&Tai&Tk: JOE!

Joe: Whaa- I didn't say anything.

Ken and Kari walk up onto the stage with Yolei and Davis following.

Kari: We are sorry we have to cancel this session today.

Ken: Please do not get mad.

Davis: WE really hope this didn't cause any perminate damage.

Yoeli: If so go stuff.

Cody: YOLEI!

Yolei in a glass of water.

Joe: Sora I didn't say that please stop chasing me.

Cody&Ken&Kari&Yolei&Davis: For the digidestined. GoodNight.
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A/N: I know I didn't do the whole show but It was getting kinda long. But if you wont I will post the rest just review and tell me if I should put the rest up. Well I gotta go. Bye.