Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Funventure ❯ 01 -- Enter the Silly Digital World! ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Ryouba 
Meet the cast! Learn the mission! Laugh your socks off or until milk comes out of your nose! Not drinking milk? Then laugh until you make brown in your pants!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.10.2004 | Updated On: 08.10.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 632 | Visits: 414 | Status: Completed
Meet the cast! Learn the mission! Laugh your socks off or until milk comes out of your nose! Not drinking milk? Then laugh until you make brown in your pants!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 08.10.2004 | Updated On: 08.10.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 632 | Visits: 414 | Status: Completed
AUTHOR'S NOTE: First off, I love Digimon Adventure, and I love being crazy. So, I got to thinking, wouldn't it be great if I merged the two ideas?? And my conscience was like, "ya d00d", so I said "What the hell!". Ok, first off, this is in existance because of my crazy Digimon antics with Jou and Gomamon! It recieved mixed reviews, and such. Some people loved it, and some people thought I hated Digimon! I lost those stories, so I have started this series, invovling the DA01 cast! If crazy humor scares you, don't read it. It could potentially drive you crazy yourself, and I don't want any lawsuits today.
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"W... what?"
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"H... huh?"
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"C... come again?"
GET THE HELL UP, DUDE! BEEP BEEP!
"Oh crap, I'm late for school!"
Taichi jumped out of bed, and ran to the closet. He got clothes on, and ran to school. When he arrived, everyone else did, too. Taichi was all like, "Why are you all late?" and some kid smiled and slapped him on the back. Taichi screamed and sissyslapped the kid. The kid was like, "Chill out! Late school arrivals are an overused anime cliché!" and Taichi thought for a minute and said, "I guess you're right..."
Just then, a magical purple fairy appeared and he said, "HEY! Come in this tunnel, there's candy!" and 8 children ran in because they love candy. The purple fairy was a liar, and that made the kids mad. Koushirou said, "Jinkies!" and found a projector. The gang put their hands over the lens, and Gennai fell down. Takeru said, "I'm a little kid, give me candy damn it!" and threw a nerf ball at Gennai's head. Gennai screamed in bloody horror and died. The Digital World was distorting now, and the kids landed on a giant banana split.
Takeru said, "Hmm... Killing people makes food appear, huh?" and he got rather psycho about this idea. Ryouba appeared from a gigantic gate of power, and said, "Hey! Welcome to Silly Digital World! Since you killed Gennai with a nerf ball, the Digital World now belongs to me!" and Ryouba posed. Penmon poked his head out of the gate, and said, "Penguuuu?" and ran back in the gate. Mimi's eyes turned into hearts seeing the Penmon. She said, "What a hunk!" and ran into the gate. Ryouba said "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" and tried to catch Mimi's leg. He did, and she moaned, "OH GOD!" Ryouba got happy in the pants and let go. Mimi said, "Don't touch me there!" and slapped him and kicked his boner. She ran in the gate, and she dissappeared.
Ryouba said, "If you want to escape this insanity, then you must enter the gate. There are 8 crests in there, so go find yours. You will split up and go to the different worlds. Mimi is in Silly Plant Land. Taichi, you'll be in Silly Fire Land! Yamato, you get to go to Silly Ice Land! Sora, you get to go to Silly Sky Land! Jou, you get to go to Silly Water Land! Koushirou, you get to go to Silly Electric Land! Takeru and Hikari, you are babies so you get to go to the little booger kid playground."
Takeru and Hikari cried, and Ryouba grabbed them by their shirts, and threw them in the gate. He said, "Good luck on your journey! Just walk in!"
And they did.
Ryouba looked around, and said, "Enjoy the rest of the series, folks!"
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"W... what?"
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"H... huh?"
BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!
"C... come again?"
GET THE HELL UP, DUDE! BEEP BEEP!
"Oh crap, I'm late for school!"
Taichi jumped out of bed, and ran to the closet. He got clothes on, and ran to school. When he arrived, everyone else did, too. Taichi was all like, "Why are you all late?" and some kid smiled and slapped him on the back. Taichi screamed and sissyslapped the kid. The kid was like, "Chill out! Late school arrivals are an overused anime cliché!" and Taichi thought for a minute and said, "I guess you're right..."
Just then, a magical purple fairy appeared and he said, "HEY! Come in this tunnel, there's candy!" and 8 children ran in because they love candy. The purple fairy was a liar, and that made the kids mad. Koushirou said, "Jinkies!" and found a projector. The gang put their hands over the lens, and Gennai fell down. Takeru said, "I'm a little kid, give me candy damn it!" and threw a nerf ball at Gennai's head. Gennai screamed in bloody horror and died. The Digital World was distorting now, and the kids landed on a giant banana split.
Takeru said, "Hmm... Killing people makes food appear, huh?" and he got rather psycho about this idea. Ryouba appeared from a gigantic gate of power, and said, "Hey! Welcome to Silly Digital World! Since you killed Gennai with a nerf ball, the Digital World now belongs to me!" and Ryouba posed. Penmon poked his head out of the gate, and said, "Penguuuu?" and ran back in the gate. Mimi's eyes turned into hearts seeing the Penmon. She said, "What a hunk!" and ran into the gate. Ryouba said "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" and tried to catch Mimi's leg. He did, and she moaned, "OH GOD!" Ryouba got happy in the pants and let go. Mimi said, "Don't touch me there!" and slapped him and kicked his boner. She ran in the gate, and she dissappeared.
Ryouba said, "If you want to escape this insanity, then you must enter the gate. There are 8 crests in there, so go find yours. You will split up and go to the different worlds. Mimi is in Silly Plant Land. Taichi, you'll be in Silly Fire Land! Yamato, you get to go to Silly Ice Land! Sora, you get to go to Silly Sky Land! Jou, you get to go to Silly Water Land! Koushirou, you get to go to Silly Electric Land! Takeru and Hikari, you are babies so you get to go to the little booger kid playground."
Takeru and Hikari cried, and Ryouba grabbed them by their shirts, and threw them in the gate. He said, "Good luck on your journey! Just walk in!"
And they did.
Ryouba looked around, and said, "Enjoy the rest of the series, folks!"