Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ First aid, swimming pools and strikes... ( Chapter 10 )

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Tai and Matt bust into a messed up staffroom with TK at the table eating his lunch with his
lunchbox...

Matt: TK, where's the first aid kit...

TK: Now, Matt. We must always do one thing at a time.

Tai: TK, we've got a student badly injured.

TK: How bad is it? Is it a major artery?

Matt: In the leg. We've bandaged the wound.

TK: Well, we have plenty of time. So, what did you do during the weekend, Matt? Went to the
clubs?

Matt: Yeah, but the kids complained of the noise. Bloody toddlers.

Yolei enters the staff room...

Yolei: Don't you know that we have a student outside who is badly injured?

Matt: Don't worry, Tai and I have it under control.

Yolei: All you just did was stuff a dirty sock to his mouth, and it isn't where the wound is.
And where's the first aid kit?

Matt: We've just asked TK for it.

TK: Oh, here it is. *TK hands Yolei his lunch box, with the red cross symbol on the top*

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Digimon High Episode 11: First aid, swimming pools and strikes...

Staring:
Sora as Sora Takenouchi, the Vice Principal
Matt as Yamato Ishida, the Computer Teacher
Tai as Taichi Yagami, the Sports Teacher
Cody as Cody Iori Hida, the Drama/Creative arts Teacher
Kari as Kari Yagami, the Librarian/Casual Teacher
Yolei as Yolei Inoue, the Politics Teacher
TK as TK Takaishi, the English Teacher
Joe as Joe Kido, the Science/Maths Teacher
Izzy as Izzy, the Maintanence Man

Guest Star: Deputymon as himself

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Izzy goes on strike as the school's in a mess and Yolei is teaching the other
teachers a crash course on first aid with an unwelcomed help by Matt since the next day is a
swimming carnival for the students...

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In Sora's office, Izzy was sitting oppersite Sora...

Sora: Izzy, this school is a pigsty. It is in a mess and you have left your clothes and tools
around everywhere, causing injury to the students. Also, the grass have just reached the
height of the student's knees. What is with you?

Izzy hands Sora a note...

Sora: "Dear Sora, I have been working in this school for 9 to 11 years and I am not liking
what this school was 9 years ago. I nearly got burnt in the drought of '92, nearly drown in
the flood of '93 and couldn't stand being crush in the earthquake of '98. I believe that the
elements aren't helping me."

In the messy staff meeting with Yolei, Matt, Joe, Sora, Tai, Kari and TK...

Tai: Tomorrow is the Highton View High swimming carnival where our public dicency rules has
been lowered and the students need not wear school uniform in the pool.

Sora: Matt, you have got the new names for the school's Sports houses?

Matt: Indeed I have, instead of using the name of colors, I have decided to use the names of
the ever first staff of Highton View High, Chris Brown, Seth Green, Will Schedt and Joe
Hoare, naming the houses "Brown House", "Green House", "Schedt (pronounced as shit) House" and
"Hoare (pronounced as whore) House".

The school bell signal sounds like this, "Dong, dong, dong, DOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG..."

Joe: What is with the bell? I'm beginning to think that last tone is getting longer. Isn't
anyone going to fix it?

Sora: The electrician siad that he couldn't do anything about it since he'll charge.

Joe: Then send Izzy to fix it.

Kari: After he cleans up this mess.

Sora: Izzy's on strike.

Kari: Get someone else.

Sora: You do not know how cheap this guy is, as another maintanence man my be asked to be
paid.

Matt: I don't know what's ticking the little guy off.

TK: Maybe Izzy needs a little sprinkle of love pepper.

Sora: Well, TK, his demands did not mention a sprinkle of love pepper, but he did demand to
see Tai, Kari and Joe...

Yolei: By the way, I have checked every record and not one of you except for me has got a
first aid certificate. And with the swimming carnival tomorrow, every child is at risk. So,
tomorrow, I'm going to give a crash course on first aid.

Matt: Although I don't have my first aid certificate, I do know a bit of first aid. Here's
a good medical question, "What is the best looking muscle in the body?"

The teacher thought for a while, when suddenly, TK raised his hand...

TK: The Bicep.

Matt: I thought you would say that. A lot of people said that and you're right, it is the
bicep.

The next day, in the staff room...Matt, Tai, Kari, TK, Yolei, Joe and Cody were standing...

Yolei: Matt, when someone sprains an ankle, we first need to apply ice. There's no need to
amputate.

Matt: Ok, lets just agree to disagree.

Yolei: Ok, I need someone to play the part of the unconsious body.

Cody raised his hand...

Cody: I'll play that part. I remember I did this during one of my plays.

Yolei: Good. Now lie down.

Cody: You mean now? But I need to know why is he unconsious and if he is having an affair,
how could he do it?

Yolei: Ok, can someone else do it?

Kari: I'll do it. *raises her hand*

Cody: This is madness.

Kari lies on the mat...

Yolei: How do we know that Kari is unconsious from just looking?

TK was eating nuts...

TK: Feel her pulse. *continues eating*

Yolei: I mean from just looking.

TK: Actually you didn't, but I'll play along. Hmmm, I can't tell. Jesus Christ, is she
alright?

Yolei stops TK...

Joe: Her chest is moving up and down showing that she's breathing.

Yolei: Well done, Joe, her chest is moving...

Matt: Hold on! This is something that sickens me. We're all adults that are mature enough to
use the correct term "Her Heaving Breasts".

Yolei: Chest is fine, thank you.

Sora walks into the staff room...

Sora: Izzy is ready for you, Joe.

In the messy hallway...Kari stepped over a few of Izzy's tools when Cody called Kari...

Cody: I want to congragulate you on your take as the unconsious body.

Kari: I was just laying there.

Cody: That's why it worked so real. I wish I could be like you.

Kari: Well, a lot of people have been hinting on your lack of talent.

In Sora's office...Izzy was standing up, giving an angry look at Joe...

Joe: I don't understand. I have always been nice to Izzy, I greet him every morning, I help
him a bit and give him a bit of stories at the end of the day.

Sora: He writes, "I disliked the one they called Joe Kido. Firstly, I am sick of his morning
greetings. Secondly, I am sick of the way he casually puts litter in the bin, completely
undermining the work 'I' do. You don't see me casually solving quadratic equations."

Joe: Well, that's true, I do see you solve quadratic equations.

Sora: "Finally, I refused to listen to any story about his broken marriage. Like his ex-wife,
Mimi, I would rather not be in his company. I still however want to say how were the children
raised." That last one was a bit over the top, but the main thrust is...

Joe: I don't want to be annoying and I want this strike to be over, so I'll be quiet.

In the hallway...

Tai reads a note given to him by a Hawkmon...

Tai: "Dear Mr. Yagami, please excuse my son from swimming because he cannot swim.
Mr. Hawkmon." Now, I will read this to you the way I read it. "Dear Mr. Yagami please excuse
our pissy gutless son from swimming because he is too pissy and gutless." I don't care,
Schedt house will get a point if you jump into that pool...

As Hawkmon walks away and Yolei walks to Tai...

Yolei: I can't believe you're forcing that student to sim because you want a point for your
house.

Tai: Well, all you care about is saving people's lives!

Yolei: Yeah, that's what I want.

Tai: Too late. You've fell into my trap.

Sora walks to Tai...

Sora: Izzy is ready for you.

In the school courtyard...Agumon, Veemon and Gomamon were playing soccer when the school bell
signals the end of lunch, only to have the last tone extended again...letting the 3 Digimons
to cover their ears...

In Sora's office...Tai enters the office...

Tai: *to Sora* What's his problem? *to Izzy* What's your problem?

Sora: Izzy has heard about you sending in a professional to start the race.

Tai: Yeah, Deputymon, best starter of the country.

Sora: Izzy normally starts the main race and he would want to do it again this year.

Tai: Oh, come on! I mean, when Izzy starts the race, he gets carried away by firing the pistol
throughout the race. This is crazy but we're being held at ransom by a guy who collect leaves
as a job and a hobby.

Sora: No, Tai, we are being held ransom by a guy who does his job for nothing. Those men are
rare. Unlike Sports teachers with big hair that are as rare as air.

Tai: Ok, Iz, you can start the last race, but no pistols.

Deputymon enters the office...

Tai: *to Deputymon* I WANT A WORD WITH YOU! *Tai walks with Deputymon* Got some bad news,
Deputymon.

In the staffroom, Yolei was showing the teachers on how to do mouth-to-mouth on a manikin...

Yolei: And that is how you do mouth-to-mouth...any questions?

Matt: I'd like to say this, "why do you keep stuffing everything up?" That is not the right
way to do it!

Yolei: Ok, maybe you do it.

Matt: Ok, stand back.

Everyone stoodback as Matt sprayed mouth-freshener...as he breaths into the manikin...

Matt *mumbling*: Come on, Bobby, breath.

Matt continues pushing and breathing into the manikin...

Matt: COME ON BOBBY, BREATH!!!

Matt was continuing doing mouth-to-mouth...

Yolei: I think that's enough Matt...

Matt: COME ON!!! THAT'S IT! I've got to do a tracky anatomy! Give me a knife!

Yolei: Matt, you're not doing a tracky anatomy, the manikin's not ours and I don't have a
knife!

The bell rings, extending the final tone...

Matt: DAMN YOU, WOMAN!!!

Matt was continuing breathing to/beating the manikin...

Matt: NO!!!!! You've got more to live, Bobby.

Matt started to cry...as the tone continues...for a minute...

Tai: It's ok, Matt...you've did the best you could.

Matt got up and was about to walk away with Tai...

Yolei: You did well, Matt.

Matt prepares to kill Yolei but Tai held him back...

In Sora's office...Kari was in the room...

Sora: You're our last hurdle in this strike. Izzy says that you are "unplesant, arrogant
and full of anomosity. Is that true?

Kari: Yes, I did that because I don't like people.

Sora: Could you please leave the room for a while, Izzy?

Izzy left the room...

Sora: Do you want to know what Izzy wants, Kari? A piece of you. I think he likes you.

Kari: Izzy's neither intrested in either male or female, making him an Aye-sexual.

Sora: But the situation's getting desperate, and its crucial that you must either go ask
Izzy out on a date, or go look for another job up north.

Kari: Ok, I will only ask Izzy out for lunch once, and that'll be the end of it. *mumbling* I
do not like that grubby little man...

Sora: Ok, then I'll tell Izzy the good news. *Sora opens the door, only to find a note stuck
there* He left a note.

"Dear Sora and Kari, forgive me, I was evesdroping and am now slightly embarassed. I am in no
way atrracted to Kari, though she would agree to go out on a date with me without much
arm-twisting. So long as she's nice to me, the strike's is over.

Yours sincerely,
Izzy

PS. I am indeed Aye-sexual."

In the staffroom, Joe was looking at a checklist...

Joe: Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, Cody, with Yolei away, you are acting head of Brown
house.

Cody: But I am bad at acting, my confidence has been smashed. Let Kari take my place.

Joe: Kari is running Hoare house. Cody, sometimes feeling bad for a long makes you feel good.

Cody stops crying...

Matt was sulking when Tai walk sat next to Matt...

Tai: You did great during first aid.

Matt: What did I do wrong? I felt responsible for someone's death that I feel like I wished I
didn't do it or let someone do it. I wish I have another chance to save someone...

Tai: Well, *pats Matt on the back* you'll get your chance. I've got 20 people swimming in my
team that can't swim...

At the swimming pool...TK was standing with a few female students...

TK: I'm sorry girls, but I'm afraid you'll have to put on one-piece bathing suits. The Boss
has this thing about public deciency.

As TK turns around, the students saw that TK was wearing g-string trunks and started to
laugh...

In the change rooms, Joe was reading his stopwatch with Matt in a tracksuit...

Joe: Matt, there's something about these stopwatches. This is the third world record I've
have recorded today...

Matt: Oh, you have to add a minute for every minute. *Matt walks away...*

Tai was comforting Hawkmon...

Tai: Schedt house will get a point if your face touches the water. Ok, so maybe you can't
swim, but do you know who else couldn't swim when he was young and went on to be a great
swimmer? Big Brother! Yep, good old Bro. So, did you eat earlier?

Hawkmon nodded...

Tai: Well, you shouldn't have, jump into the pool.

As Hawkmon leaves, Tai faces Izzy...

Tai: Like I said, no pistols, so, I brought something else...

Tai hands Izzy a spray-horn and Izzy tested it out in front of Tai's face...and calmly, Tai
walks to the pool...

At the pool...

Tai walks with Hawkmon to the stands...

Izzy raised the sprayhorn...and starts the race...

Tai: Alright, slice it up! Left, right!

Izzy continue using the spray-horn and takes out a pistol and fired it too...ticking Tai
off...

Then Cody was watching, and as everyone was distracted with the race, he walks away...

Then Hawkmon reaches the other end of the pool, he cheered...

Everyone was happy, until TK saw Cody in the water...

TK: Look, someone's drowning!

TK takes off his T-shirt, but got distracted by showing off his muscles to the girls...

Matt was next to Kari...

Matt: I'll save him...or her.

Matt takes off his track suit, to reveal himself wearing a full-body speedo...as he jumps into
the water to reach Cody, Tai looked at his stopwatch...

Tai: Keep going Matt, you are going to beat a record!

Matt continued swimming...as Tai follows...

Kari tossed away her stopwatch and jumped into the pool to save Cody...

As Matt reached the end of the pool...

Matt: YES!! YES!!!

Tai *looking at the stopwatch*: Sorry, Matt, you've let us all down.

Matt: No!!! *submerges into the water in shame*

Tai and Kari carried Cody to the change room...

Tai: What was he doing in the water? He wasn't in the race.

Kari: Your classic call for help backfired...someone help me revive him...

Izzy blows the spray horn in Cody's face...but Tai stopped him...

Joe: Well, Cody doesn't seem to be ok, because his "heaving breasts" aren't moving...

TK *eating nuts*: Remember what Yolei said, we must make him breath again...or maybe not.

Kari *checking Cody's mouth*: Something's down his throat...

Tai: Quick, Matt, now is your chance to do a tracky anatomy.

Kari: That's right.

Matt *sarcastically*: Well, now this is a change. You want me to do a tracky anatomy. Maybe I
don't want to do it and you can all be stuffed!

Kari *grabs Matt by the neck*: Cut his throat or I'll cut yours...

Matt *worried*: What if I stuff up? Whatever, I always bring throat tubing with me.

Matt takes out a tube and an army knife and opens Cody's shirt...

Joe: I would like to say that he'll make it or he'll survive, but I can't. Maybe I should
get some oil and enblam him...

Cody catches Matt's hand and he gets up from the floor...

Cody: There's not need to have oil, my friends, I'm not having trouble breathing and I'm not
in danger. However, I am a great actor and this will be my triumph! *he bows down*

Later, Izzy was mopping the floor, when Kari walks in from the showers, wearing a pink towel
around her body...

Izzy decided to put on a very attractive face...

Kari *sarcastically*: You had your chance, sunshine. *Kari walks off to the change rooms*