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Digimon Meets Ren & Stimpy

Disclaimer: Digimon belongs to whoever; Ren & Stimpy belongs to someone else, and Alex belongs to Henry and I'm very sorry for using Alex without permission. I am making no profit off of this story.

Alex and Kunemon were wandering around the Digital World arguing about why it is so wrong for Kunemon to date a Keramon. *Shudders*

"…You know how weird Keramon are," Alex stated.

"Yeah but she has a great personality," Kunemon replied.

"Sure, giggling like a maniac and listening to your stories is such a `great' personality. Plus when she digivolves she'll become a he!"

"Oh, yeah. You…what the!!!" Kunemon notices a green portal thingy appearing in the sky.

"HOLY S***!!! What is that thing?!" Alex Shouted.

"It's a green portal thingy," Kunemon said matter of factly.

"Thank you professor obvious." Alex inputs a message in his D-Terminal. "I sent a message to the others."

Scene Change: Computer Lab at the school

"I've got mail!" Kari exclaimed.

"Again! Is your name `Kari I've got mail' Kamiya?" Yolei said in an exasperated manner.

"Yes, yes it is. Your point is?" Kari asked.

"Just checking." Yolei replied.

"Who was it from anyway?" Inquired Cody.

"It's Alex, he says there's a green portal thingy up in the sky over the digital worlds desert regions." Kari answered.

"Let's go! Digi-Port open!" Davis exclaimed as he pointed his D-3 at the computer.

"That's MY line!" Yolei shouted as she whacked Davis' head.

Weird music plays from the magic radio that appeared out of nowhere.

They appear in front of a TV in the digital world.

"Ow!' Davis yelled as he fell to the ground.

"Quit arguing!" Alex said as he walked up.

Suddenly two fireballs fall out of the green portal thingy, which promptly closes.

"Stimpy, YOU IDIOT!!! I told you not to open that e-mail attachment, but noooo, you had to just open it!" Screamed Fireball #1.

"Sorry Ren," Fireball #2 said sadly.

"Sorry isn't good enough! When we get home I'm gonna break your record collection!" Screamed the being known as Ren.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo…ooooooooo…o pant pant gasp ooooooooooo…ooooooooo"

"Uh, hello? Who are you?" Inquired Alex.

"I'm Ren, and the idiot over there is Stimpy."

Camera pans to reveal Stimpy sitting on the ground licking his arm.

"Are you Digimon?" Kunemon said in an interrogative fashion.

"What are Digimon?" Asked Stimpy.

"Digimon: Digital Monsters!" Kunemon, Patamon, Veemon, Hawkmon, Armadillomon and Gatomon chorused. For some reason Alex, T.K., Davis, Yolei, Cody and Kari say it too.

"No," Stimpy and Ren stated.

"Then what are you?" Inquired everyone else.

"We don't know," Ren and Stimpy said in a ponderous tone.

Suddenly a strange glow engulfs Ren and Stimpy. They then turn into two points of light, which then merge into a large one.

"Ren!"

"Stimpy!"

"DNA Digivolve into…"

"PoweredToastmon!"