Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Millionaire ❯ Izzy ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
"MILLIONAIRE"- YOU GUESSED IT! DIGIMON STYLE!

Regis: I'll do this disclaimer. Author does not own digimon, digital monsters, if he did, he'll be writing cue cards, be a walk-on in the show, make some of the characters go on dates, and so on, he has a wicked, twisted mind, also, he doesn't own "Millionaire" nor ABC so don't sue! Time to play our little game. Our first contestant, pulling out at random card, the winner is IZZY!

R: hello, Izzy!

I: Hello Regis.

R: Are you nervous about being on TV with your friends and being in the hot seat?

I: Not at all.

R: OK, according to my card, you have a girlfriend. Who is it?

I: *blushes* Mimi.

R: I see.

I: She's one of my phone-a-friends as long with my other friends.

R: If you're ready to Play, lets play, "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONIARE?!"

R: For A hundred. "What Don't you do to a computer?" A. work on it B. Play games C. water it. D. lug it around

I: rege, the answer is C.

R: Correct for a hundred dollars! Here's the two hundred dollar question. "When you were in the digiworld, who got the first crest?"

A. Tai B. You C. Kari D. the rege man

*laughter from audience*

I: The joke answer, pretty good rege, but, I'll go for A.

R: Correct for two hundred dollars. Here's the three hundred dollar question. "What is yuri?" is it..

A. A guy/guy relationship

B. A guy/girl relationship

C. A girl/girl relationship

D. A digimon relationship

I: The answer is C rege.

R: Correct for three hundred dollars. We'll take a commercial break. Izzy will tackle the five hundred dollar question.

*commerical break*

Davis: Do you hate it when your girl flirts with another boy? It happens to me. Buy the one thing Girls can't resist! Davis-style chocolates! Call me NOW at 1-800-Davis-style. (A/N: THATS NOT A REAL NUMBER! SO DON'T CALL IT!) Your babe will be all over you! Here are some happy customers!

Ken: I was so unhappy when my Yolei was talking to TK. When I bought Davis- style chocolates, she's on me like bark on a tree (A/N: I got that expression from "Spongebob Squarepants" I don't own nickelodeon either, don't sue) It's only $3.99!

*Back from the break*

I: I didn't Know Davis made chocolates his way or any other way.

R: Ready for your five hundred dollar question?

I: Ready and willing!

R: for five hundred dollars. "What is a Neopet?"

A. A pet that hails from Neopia

B. A pet that bugs you

C. A unknown digimon

D. Another pest to take care of.

I: I'll go with A.

R: Correct for five hundred dollars! Here's the thousand dollar question. "What is a mini-computer called?" A. A laptop B. a calculator C. A izzy D. A digivice

I: I'll like to say C, but it's A.

R: Final answer?

I: Yes.

R: He just won a thousand dollars! Izzy, if you miss and question until you go up to $32,000 you are guaranteed to win that much money until you decide to walk. Here's the two thousand dollar question. "When computers were first invented, what bug flew inside and gave us the term 'computer bug' today? A. moth B. ladybug C. butterfly D. A fly

I: I'll use my 50/50.

R: computer, take away two of the wrong answers please.

*computer leaves A and C*

I: Much better. I'll answer A. Final.

R: Correct for two thousand dollars! Here's your four thousand dollar question. What is the term for the S3 digidestined? A. tamers

B. trainers C. warm-ups D. Noobies

I: I'll answer A. Final answer.

R: Correct for four thousand dollars! Here's your eight thousand dollar question Izzy. "What rock band sued Napster in 1999? A. Pink

B. *NSYNC C. Metallica D. BSB

I: I remembered this event. The answer is C. Final.

R: correct for eight thousand dollars. Another commercial break. This time Izzy goes for sixteen thousand dollars! We'll be right back!

*commerical break*

Kari: When Davis proposed to me, I was in shock for DAYS! I had to tell him soon in school. I tryed to tell him, but I couldn't! That's when I ordered Spill-my-Gut-Pills! (A/N: I know it sounds gross, but read on) When I took one, I wanted to tell him that I'll accept! I told him yes and he almost fainted, but being his sweet girlfriend, I caught him. If you have problems telling your girlfriend/boyfriend something, Call Joe at 1-800- truthpills (A/N: same thing with Davis-style chocolates. There is no such number, if there is, Don't call it!) He'll give you a week's trial! I love Davis! I'll order him some so he can tell me how his loves me! Only $9.99!

*Back to the show*

R: Sixteen thousand dollar question coming up! "What is IBM's nickname?"

A. Big blue B. Blue's Clues (A/N: I don't OWN ANY PART OF THE NICKELODEON NETWORK! I.E. NICK JR., NICKELODEON, and NICK AT NITE) C. Bear in the Big Blue House (A/N: I don't own Disney either) or D. Levi's (A/N: I don't own any clothing company whatsoever)

I: The answer is A. Final.

R: Correct for eight thousand dollars! Izzy, you still have your ask the audience and you phone-a-friend lifelines if you need them. Here's the sixteen thousand dollar question.

*Izzy's eyes bug out*

R: "Who holds the world record for tallest building?" A. Japan B. France

C. NYC (in memory of 9/11) or D. China

I: I may not know my history, but I'm sure it's A. Final.

R: Correct for sixteen thousand dollars! Here's the thirty-two thousand dollar question, miss here, you will lose thirty-one thousand. "What OR WHO was the last dark master to be defeated/deleted? A. Myotismon B. Puppetmon C. Venomyotismon D. Cherrimon I: I remember that battle well. It's C. final

R: Correct or thirty-two thousand dollars! You will leave here with at LEAST that amount. Here's your sixty-four thousand dollar question. "Hayhead is who's nickname?"

*izzy giggles a bit*

R: A. Tai B. Davis C. Sora D. Mimi

I: I might get beaten up for this, A. Final.

R: He's on fire! sixty-two thousand dollars! Here's the one hundred twenty- five thousand dollar question. "in DaiKari's fic, 'the mole' Who WAS the mole?" A. Mimi B. Kari C. Sora D. Tai

I: Huh, I didn't read that fic. I'll ask the audience.

R: audience, Izzy needs your help. "In DaiKari's fic, 'the mole,' who was the mole?" lock in your answers by pressing A, B, C or D. Vote now.

*audinence results*

A: 12% B: 75% C: 2% D: 11%

I: I'll go with the audience. B. final.

R: Right for One hundred thousand dollars! Here's the quarter of a Million dollar question or in Layman's terms, two hundred fifty thousand dollars. "What is a VeeGato?"

A: new digimon B: relationship between Veemon and Gatomon C: A fighter D: a DD

I: I'll use my last lifeline.

R: Who are you going to call?

I: I'm calling My girlfriend.

R: Please dail Mimi's number. AT&T (A/N: I Don't own any phone company)

M: Hello?

R: Mimi?

M: Yeah?

R: Regis here from Who wants to be a millionaire. Your boyfriend is stuck on a question and needs your help he will have 30 seconds to read off the question and the four choices. Ready Mimi?

M: Yeah

I: Mimi, "What is a VeeGato?" A: New

digimon B: a veemon/gatomon relationship C: a DD D: a host

M: B, 100% sure.

I: thanks

*buzzer goes off*

I: I'll go with my G/F B. final answer

R: She's correct, your correct, for a quarter of a million or two hundred thousand, fifty thousand dollars Here's the Half million dollar question. Or the five hundred thousand dollar question. "When was the Internet invented so doctors could share information?" A. 1990 B. 1998 C. 1997 D. 1390

I: C. Final

R: Correct for half a million or five hundred thousand! Izzy, you Have no lifelines, this question is all you! Here's the million dollar question. "What are the two things that Kari kept at the end of each season?"

A: her whistle and her digital camera B: her D-3 and D-terminal C: her digimon and her ring D: Herself and Davis

I: *anime sweatdrop* I have no clue. I'll walk away with the Half a million or five hundred thousand.

R: He's walking with Half a million dollars. Or in Layman's terms, five hundred thousand dollars. What would be your guess Izzy?

I: A.

R: you would have been correct for the million.

I: I know, that gut instinct. I should have went for it.

R: Hey! he watches our show! There's a good side! You're walking with half a million! here you go!

*Regis hands the check for half a million to Izzy and he walks off the stage*

Author's note: That was Izzy on "Millionaire"! He would have won the million but he stopped because of his gut instinct. You would have too. Now, R&R, Tell me who would you like to see in the "hot seat" Flames welcome. No "baka's" please and no cursing. Fake cusswords allowed. JA NE! PS. I wrote this because I was bored.