Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Millionaire ❯ Tk/Tai ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
MILLIONAIRE-PARTS 4 AND 5!

R&DK: Yep, we're making a person miss the first question and then some. Again, this same disclaimer.

Disclaimer: DaiKari does not own digimon it belongs happily to Fox Kids and Toei animation studios. However, I do own rege. Although, he is me. Again, this fic is twisted and wild because of my crazy mind. Enough of this! And now the ficcy!

R: Hello viewers and contestants! That's right! Some one of the DD S1-S3 MIGHT miss the first question. What? Do you think I was giving this Chapter away? WRONG-O! OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS TK!

R: Hello TK.

TK: Hello Rege.

R: By the power of my card, I see that you are single, is that right?

TK: Right Rege.

R: But, the million dollar question is, do you have or have found a girlfriend yet?

TK: Yes, I do. Her name is Yolei. (A/N: I'm expecting Flames from Kenlei fans, so dont try it. Just watch what happens.)

R: Cut the Chat! Let's Play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?! For a hundred. "According to statistics, what is the 'kyutest' couple?" A: Tkari B: DaiKari C: Kenlei D: Kasizerken (A/N:INSIDE JOKE!)

TK: A. Final.

R: NO, sorry TK. The correct answer was B. SO, you leave here empty- handed.

TK: MAKE IT WORSE WHY DON'T YA?

*AUDIENCE LAUGHTER*

R: Backstage now please.

*Backstage Area*

(A/N: TK and the other DD have a Cell phone)

*Cell phone rings*

TK: Hello? Hi Yolei!

Y: I can't beleive you! You missed an easy question! I hate to say this, IT'S OVER! I'M GOING BACK TO MY KAN-SAN!

*click*

*TK Starts to cry, bawling even!*

*Davis, Kari, and Izzy enter*

All(unison): What's the matter TK?

TK: My girlfriend dumped me.

Davis: TK, you HAD a girlfriend? Who was it?

TK: Davis, I can't belive you don't make fun of my name anymore.

Davis: I made a change in my life.

TK: My old girlfriend was Yolei *under his breath* that two-cent bag good- for-nothing-f****** whore who is also a b****.

ALL: (anime sweat drop, in unison, which the couldn't beleive what they heard) ^_^() YOLEI WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!?!?

TK: You better believe it. Anyway, the reunion show is coming soon for the DD/ Mystery guest(s). (A/N: HINT HINT HINT HINT ALERT!) I heard that from the rege man.

*Back on stage*

R: That was TK. He failed to win any money. Now, our next contestand is Tai. Hello Tai.

T: Hello rege.

R: ARE YOU FOCUSED!?

T: Yeah, and pumped up too.

R: OK, let's play WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?! WITH TAI! for a hundred. "Repeatation is what?" A: same sound repeating in sentences B: same word C: same scene D: WHO CARES?

T: A Final answer.

R: Correct for one hundred. Here's the two hundred dollar question. "In the tamers series, that are the digivices called?"

A: D-arcs B: D-3's C: D-4's D: pooper scoopers AKA numb sluge

T: A. Final.

R: Correct again for two hundred. Here's the three hundred dollar question. "In greek psycology, who is the 'great god'?" A: Zeus B: Mercury

C: Venus D: Cupid

T: A, Final

R: Correct again. Here's the five hundred dollar question. "Which of these digimon you did NOT see in the S1 series?" A: etemon B: geckomon C: myotismon D: Veemon

T: D. Final

R: correct for five hundred. Here's the thousand dollar question. "In drafting, what is the angle normally used?" A: 0 B: 90 C: 45 D: 15

T: 90. final

R: correct for a thosand. Here's the two thousand dollar question. "Where is the theme park 'Dollywood'?"

A: Gatlenberg, TN B: Nashville, TN

C: Hollywood, CA D: NYC

T: A. Final

R: correct for two thousand dollars. Here's the four thousand dollar question. "What does the F in the scale for ranking tornados mean?"

A: Fageti B: What it doestorys C: Fungus D: FUN

T: B. Final answer.

R: Correct, we couldn't find the spelling for the word, so we'll give it to you. Here's the eight thousand dollar question. "In 'Sponge Bob Square Pants', what is the name of the squirrel who lives in the ocean in an cozy air bubble?" A: Sandy Cheeks B: squidward C: patrick D: plankton

T: I saw the show. A. Final answer.

R: Correct again! Here's the sixteen thousand dollar question. "What does TRL mean?" A: total request live B: total recovery late C: turtle recovery lake D: Total request late

T: A. final answer.

R: correct for sixteen thousand. Here's the thirty-two thousand dollar question. "How many folds does it take to form a flag into a triangle?"

A: 13 B: 12 C: 14 D: 11

T: B. Final Answer

R: Thirty-two thousand dollar winner! Here's the sixty-two thousand dollar question. "When is 'Pie day?' "

A: 3/14 B: 3/15 C: 3/13 D: 3/16

T: A. Final answer.

R: Correct. Here's the one hundred- twenty five thousand dollar question. "What PS2 game has a quest to turn your friend back from an otssel to a human?" A: Jak and Daxter B: DeeDee and Dexter

C: The faerie odd Parents D: Millionaire

T: A again. Final

R: Correct again! Here's the two hundred- fifty thousand dollar question. "April's birthstone is what?" A: emerald B: saphirre C: Diamond D: ruby

T: C. Final

R: He's On fire! Here's the five hundred thousand dollar question. "What is 9x9^9x6/9?"

A: 3 billion B: 4 billion C: 2,324,522,934 D: infinity

T: 50/50 please rege.

R: Computer, please leave Tai with two ansers, taking away two of the wrong answers leaving one correct one and a wrong one.

*Computer Leaves A: 3 billion and

C: 2,324,522,934*

T: Much better. C Final answer.

R: correct for a half million! Here's the million dollare question. "How tall was your hair in S1?"

A: 6' B: 4" C: 5" D: 3"

T: I can't stand the question about my hair. I'll walk with the half million. My guess would be D.

R: And you would be right for the million.

T: Oh, well.

R: Nice talking to you, make sure to come back for the reunion episode of millionaire Tai.

T: Thanks rege.

*Tai Walks off the stage with a half million dollar check in his pocket*

R: There you go! We have given away 3 million dollars so far! For our last episode, there will be only 5 questions. The last question will be for thirty million dollars. The "hot seat" will be filled with the tamers of digimon from S3. Thanks for reading. You know the rules, R&R. Flames are welcome. Keep cussing as clean as it can get. JA NE READERS! ^_^ <--- KAWAII, NO?