Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon Millionaire ❯ the reunion ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
~Special Millionare episode!~
By: "Crazy, Twisted" DaiKari
AUTHOR'S NOTE: PLEASE PUT A BOOK MARK FOR THIS STORY OR RECORD IT! THANKS!
DaiKari: Hello again readers. If you're wondering about Rege, he called in sick, annd I'm filling in for him for this reunion show. Yeesh! here's the disclaimer.
Boring 411, disclaimer: Yeah, Yeah, I'll do it. I do not own digimon or digidesined or even the tv show or even the toys/plushies/games/cards! Note: Digimon: Digital monsters Belongs to Fox Kids, Bandi, and Toei Animation Studios Inc. If you sue, and that for a fact, I don't own those, you will get..let's see..
*rumages though backpack*
Some of my old homework, my school books, my laptop and some 5-year old gum on a penny. Anyone want that?
Audience: EWWW! *runs off and pukes*
DaiKari: Thought so. Now back to the show. I will interview the contestants in order in which they were on the show along with their phone- a-frinds and their digimon. Ok, Izzy.
Izzy: Yes Mr. Author?
DaiKari: Please, call me DaiKari. Izzy, how did you get Mimi to be one of your phone-a-friend lifeline?
Izzy: Not easy DaiKari. *cuddles close to Mimi and she blushes a deep pink; the same colour of her hair*
DaiKari: How so?
Izzy: well, it wasn't easy.
DaiKari: What did you have to do?
Izzy: Want me to tell you ALL the reasons?
DaiKari: *imatiting Mike Brady from the "snow white" episode or one of the three stooges* It wouldn't hurt!
Izzy: get ready for a commerical break.
DaiKari: *confused* Eh?
Izzy: Its gonna be long.
DaiKari: let's go for it anyway.
Izzy: First of all, I had to do all of her chores, second, help with her cooking line, third, do her hair, dye it, cut it, style it, and gel it, Get a date with Tentomon and Palmon, lastly, make a date for her with Tai.
*doom music*
DaiKari: Wow. She worked you like a dog there, didn't she?
*audience laughter*
Izzy: *blushing* Yeah.
DaiKari: Mimi, that true?
Mimi: Call me Meems.
DaiKari: OK, Meems, is that ALL true blue?
Meems: Yes, it is.
DaiKari: And Palmon and Tentomon too?
Meems: Ask them yourself.
*DaiKari turns to the two digimon and swatdrops*
DaiKari: O_O() uh, Palmon, Tentomon?
*they stop kissing each other for a moment*
DaiKari: did you hear that question?
Pal, Tento: Yes. It's ALL true.
DaiKari: thanks. You may continue to what ever you were doing.
*DaiKari turns back, facing camera*
DaiKari: We'll be right back after this message and we will interview Kari, our first millionaire next! Go get a snack or something while you wait! *throws some of his "IZZY" interview cards at the camera*
*Camera Pans out, goes black*
Izzy: Want to be as smart as me? It could happen. Buy one of my computers during my 'be as smart as izzy' contest. If you have the grand prize computer box, it will have a D-3 and
D-terminal inside for you to do to the digital world for some of my lessons. Boring annoncer: HEY! DaiKari: SORRY! Annoncer: Better. oops! *talking real fast* "Buying this computer during ths contest signifies your agreement for the contest rules. One computer per person per week/month. If you have the winning box, the box will not beep until you turn on the digvice. The prizes are: Grand prize: Trip to digiworld; 1st prize: A date with your favorite boy/girl DD! (all expenses paid!); 2nd prize: $2,000 for a month!; 3rd and last prize: Izzy will visit your house and will take you to the digiworld for a limited time. The contest ends 6/17/04. Hurry and buy YOUR Izzy today!"
*Back to the show*
DaiKari: Welome back to Who Wants to be a Millionare?!" the reunion show! Before the break, we talked to our and your half million dollar winner. Now we'll interview our first millionaire. Kari.
So, Kari, how do you fell?
Kari: Rich!
*audience luaghter*
DaiKari: besides that.
Kari: Married.
*all gasps and faces like this: O_O*
DaiKari: Let me guess. Davis.
Kari: Right as rain.
DaiKari: What about Gatomon?
Kari: Still going with Veemon.
DaiKari: I *heard* he popped the question to Gatomon. Was she shocked, and did she accept?
Kari: To her and my surpise, she WAS shocked. She is still thinking about marring her mon of her dreams. Ask her to make sure or to double-check or for fun/entertainment.
DaiKari: Gato, is ALL that true?
Gato: Yes, it is DaiKari. I may say 'yes' soon. But, it gets chaotic from there on and up the hill. So I'm taking my precautions.
DaiKari: Kari, have you made plans for your wedding yet? if so, where is it going to be held?
Kari: Yes, we did. It's going to be held in Barbados. All the digimon are welcome. Bad digimon, try to behave or be on your BEST behavior. Even some of the other DigiDestined are welcome throughout the world.
DaiKari: Ah. Don't get nervous. Make sure to pack and PLEASE bring your sunscreen.
Kari: I will. *Suggles and kisses Davis, which makes him blush*
DaiKari: I'll take the same answer for the digivices and the D-termnals. Make sure they are turned off.
*DaiKari turns to the camera again*
DaiKari: That was the interview about Kari. Our first millionaire. The next to be interviewed is Davis. Please stay tuned! Don't touch that mouse or that keyboard! *Tosses the Kari interview cards at the camera*
*commerical break*
Kari: When Davis proposed to me, I was in shock for DAYS! I HAD to tell him in school. I tryed to tell him, biit I couldn't! That's whhen I ordered Spill-my-gut-pills! When I took one, I told him yes, he almost fainted, but being the sweet girlfriend I am, I caught him. Call Joe at 1-800- truthpills. He'll GIVE you a weeks trail for only $9.99!
*Back to show*
DaiKari: Now we are going to interview our second millionaire, Davis. Hello, Davis.
Davis: Hello DaiKari.
DaiKari: Our second millionaire. How does it fell to be a millionaire?
Davis: It makes other people jealous of me that I, somehow won the million.
DaiKari: Some strange questions, aren't they?
Davis: and some tricky, if I can add that.
DaiKari: You could. Can I quote you on something?
Davis: Sure. "Being on 'millionaire' is no easy task. Even the music is made to scae you a little. The only people you have is rege, the audience, and your phone-a-friend. Get used to your surrondings and you can win at least one hundered-twenty-five-thousand."
DaiKari: Thanks for the quotation Davis.
*Again, DaiKari turns to the Camera*
Daikari: we will be right back after these words. When we get back, we will speak to TK, our one and only loser that he had won nothing!
*tosses his cards at camera again to joke around*
TK: Want a *Davis Interrupts, quietly* Loser, dorky, STUPID, baka-like *runs off before he gets noticed* hat like mine? Please call me at 1-800- gilliganhats. Or visit gilliganhats.com The hat will be at your house or business in about 3-5 days. You can also make it overnight delivery.
*back to show*
DaiKari: Welcome back to the millionaire reunion show. As you can tell by the commerical break, it's not TK's turn to have the 3rd degree. So Tk, how does it fell to be a loser?
TK: Hurt Daikari.
DaiKari: how so?
TK: it's embarrassing to miss the very first question which is easy where you can win a simple millionn dollars.
Daikari: Can I quote you on that?
TK: No, thanks.
DaiKari: Ok. Now, Tai.
Tai: Yes?
DaiKari: have you EVEN measured your hair at the end of S1?
Tai: I have. It was 3". Now in S2, its 1 1/2." My beautiful, beautiful hair!
*audience laughter*
DaiKari: *laughter* It does get funny after a while. Keep on playing man. ROCK ON! Now, Takato and Rika.
Takato, Rika: Call us Riktato.
DaiKari: *O_O* So, Riktato, besides having the thirty million, how do you feel?
Rikato: Like close friends.
DaiKari: Like boyfrined/girlfriend? Don't mind me asking.
Rikato: Yes, we do fell like that, in fact. *They start kissing, but start tounging*
DaiKari: *O_o()* So there's my answer. Fellow Digidested and tamers, here's your last questions.
Here's the question for the S2 DD.
"How high can a digimon digivolve?"
A: ultimate B: DNA C: mega D: champion
S2 DD(unison) C. Final answer.
DaiKari: Correct.
Ok tamers. Excuse my french in this one. "Who is the bitchiest gameshow host?"
A: anne robertson B: regis philbin
C: bob barker D: Ted Stryker
Rikato: I saw the show. A. Final answer.
DaiKari: amizingly, they got it correct.
Rege: Am I late?
DaiKari: Sorry rege, we are about to close this reuion. Stay tuned for the bloopers.
~Bloopers~
IZZY
Ikky, what are the two objects that Kari kept?
Izzy: First it's Izzy, second it's funny.
*Both rolls on floor laughing*
TAKE 2
DaiKari: Izzy, "What two objects did Kari keep at the end of S2?"
A: info not seen
Daikari: what the (censored!)
Director: Oops!
TAKE 3
Daikari: Izzy, "What two items did Kari keep at the end of S1 and S2?"
A: her camera and her whistle
B: her D-3 and her D-terminal
C: Gatomon and Veemon
D: Davis and herself
Izzy: I'll walk.
KARI
DaiKari: "What in the (censored) is yuri?"
DaiKari: HUH? ?_?
Director: My bad!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "What is yuri?"
A: Guy/girl realationship
B: guy/guy relationship
C: girl/girl realationship
D: digimon realatonship
Kari: EWWWECH! C. final
DaiKari: Correct.
DAVIS
DaiKari: "In gods time what does Nathan mean?"
A: no idea B: no idea
DaiKari: Director!
Director: CUT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "In god's time, Nathan means what?"
A: gift of gab B: gift of god C: gift of bob D: gift of tv
Davis: B.
TK AND TAI
DaiKari: "what is the favorite couple, by statistics?" A: kenkari B:tkari C: daikari D: yaken
TAI
DaiKari: "In (censored)" *spits* WHAT!
Director: techh glitch! CUT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "In drafting the angle commonly used is what?"
A: 90 B: 15 C: 0 C: 45
TAMERS
DaiKari: where's lee? (henry)
Rika: in my belly!
DaiKari: WHAT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: Where's lee (henry)?
Takato, rika: at home, he's sick
Questions
DaiKari: "Where did Tk get his hat?" A: gilligan B: gilligan's island C: gilligan D: island
DaiKari: WHAT AGAIN!?
Stone cold: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Director, Daikari: SECURITY!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "Where did TK get his hat?"
A: stole it from Gilligan B: got it from Gilligan C: had it D: used it as a bowl
Author's last note: HEHEHE! I felt like adding the bloopers as well to te reunion episode! I wanted this to be twice as funny! Again, and for the last time in this fic, R&R, flames welcome, and clean cussing. JA NE JA NE JA NE!
~The End~- `~DaiKari~`
By: "Crazy, Twisted" DaiKari
AUTHOR'S NOTE: PLEASE PUT A BOOK MARK FOR THIS STORY OR RECORD IT! THANKS!
DaiKari: Hello again readers. If you're wondering about Rege, he called in sick, annd I'm filling in for him for this reunion show. Yeesh! here's the disclaimer.
Boring 411, disclaimer: Yeah, Yeah, I'll do it. I do not own digimon or digidesined or even the tv show or even the toys/plushies/games/cards! Note: Digimon: Digital monsters Belongs to Fox Kids, Bandi, and Toei Animation Studios Inc. If you sue, and that for a fact, I don't own those, you will get..let's see..
*rumages though backpack*
Some of my old homework, my school books, my laptop and some 5-year old gum on a penny. Anyone want that?
Audience: EWWW! *runs off and pukes*
DaiKari: Thought so. Now back to the show. I will interview the contestants in order in which they were on the show along with their phone- a-frinds and their digimon. Ok, Izzy.
Izzy: Yes Mr. Author?
DaiKari: Please, call me DaiKari. Izzy, how did you get Mimi to be one of your phone-a-friend lifeline?
Izzy: Not easy DaiKari. *cuddles close to Mimi and she blushes a deep pink; the same colour of her hair*
DaiKari: How so?
Izzy: well, it wasn't easy.
DaiKari: What did you have to do?
Izzy: Want me to tell you ALL the reasons?
DaiKari: *imatiting Mike Brady from the "snow white" episode or one of the three stooges* It wouldn't hurt!
Izzy: get ready for a commerical break.
DaiKari: *confused* Eh?
Izzy: Its gonna be long.
DaiKari: let's go for it anyway.
Izzy: First of all, I had to do all of her chores, second, help with her cooking line, third, do her hair, dye it, cut it, style it, and gel it, Get a date with Tentomon and Palmon, lastly, make a date for her with Tai.
*doom music*
DaiKari: Wow. She worked you like a dog there, didn't she?
*audience laughter*
Izzy: *blushing* Yeah.
DaiKari: Mimi, that true?
Mimi: Call me Meems.
DaiKari: OK, Meems, is that ALL true blue?
Meems: Yes, it is.
DaiKari: And Palmon and Tentomon too?
Meems: Ask them yourself.
*DaiKari turns to the two digimon and swatdrops*
DaiKari: O_O() uh, Palmon, Tentomon?
*they stop kissing each other for a moment*
DaiKari: did you hear that question?
Pal, Tento: Yes. It's ALL true.
DaiKari: thanks. You may continue to what ever you were doing.
*DaiKari turns back, facing camera*
DaiKari: We'll be right back after this message and we will interview Kari, our first millionaire next! Go get a snack or something while you wait! *throws some of his "IZZY" interview cards at the camera*
*Camera Pans out, goes black*
Izzy: Want to be as smart as me? It could happen. Buy one of my computers during my 'be as smart as izzy' contest. If you have the grand prize computer box, it will have a D-3 and
D-terminal inside for you to do to the digital world for some of my lessons. Boring annoncer: HEY! DaiKari: SORRY! Annoncer: Better. oops! *talking real fast* "Buying this computer during ths contest signifies your agreement for the contest rules. One computer per person per week/month. If you have the winning box, the box will not beep until you turn on the digvice. The prizes are: Grand prize: Trip to digiworld; 1st prize: A date with your favorite boy/girl DD! (all expenses paid!); 2nd prize: $2,000 for a month!; 3rd and last prize: Izzy will visit your house and will take you to the digiworld for a limited time. The contest ends 6/17/04. Hurry and buy YOUR Izzy today!"
*Back to the show*
DaiKari: Welome back to Who Wants to be a Millionare?!" the reunion show! Before the break, we talked to our and your half million dollar winner. Now we'll interview our first millionaire. Kari.
So, Kari, how do you fell?
Kari: Rich!
*audience luaghter*
DaiKari: besides that.
Kari: Married.
*all gasps and faces like this: O_O*
DaiKari: Let me guess. Davis.
Kari: Right as rain.
DaiKari: What about Gatomon?
Kari: Still going with Veemon.
DaiKari: I *heard* he popped the question to Gatomon. Was she shocked, and did she accept?
Kari: To her and my surpise, she WAS shocked. She is still thinking about marring her mon of her dreams. Ask her to make sure or to double-check or for fun/entertainment.
DaiKari: Gato, is ALL that true?
Gato: Yes, it is DaiKari. I may say 'yes' soon. But, it gets chaotic from there on and up the hill. So I'm taking my precautions.
DaiKari: Kari, have you made plans for your wedding yet? if so, where is it going to be held?
Kari: Yes, we did. It's going to be held in Barbados. All the digimon are welcome. Bad digimon, try to behave or be on your BEST behavior. Even some of the other DigiDestined are welcome throughout the world.
DaiKari: Ah. Don't get nervous. Make sure to pack and PLEASE bring your sunscreen.
Kari: I will. *Suggles and kisses Davis, which makes him blush*
DaiKari: I'll take the same answer for the digivices and the D-termnals. Make sure they are turned off.
*DaiKari turns to the camera again*
DaiKari: That was the interview about Kari. Our first millionaire. The next to be interviewed is Davis. Please stay tuned! Don't touch that mouse or that keyboard! *Tosses the Kari interview cards at the camera*
*commerical break*
Kari: When Davis proposed to me, I was in shock for DAYS! I HAD to tell him in school. I tryed to tell him, biit I couldn't! That's whhen I ordered Spill-my-gut-pills! When I took one, I told him yes, he almost fainted, but being the sweet girlfriend I am, I caught him. Call Joe at 1-800- truthpills. He'll GIVE you a weeks trail for only $9.99!
*Back to show*
DaiKari: Now we are going to interview our second millionaire, Davis. Hello, Davis.
Davis: Hello DaiKari.
DaiKari: Our second millionaire. How does it fell to be a millionaire?
Davis: It makes other people jealous of me that I, somehow won the million.
DaiKari: Some strange questions, aren't they?
Davis: and some tricky, if I can add that.
DaiKari: You could. Can I quote you on something?
Davis: Sure. "Being on 'millionaire' is no easy task. Even the music is made to scae you a little. The only people you have is rege, the audience, and your phone-a-friend. Get used to your surrondings and you can win at least one hundered-twenty-five-thousand."
DaiKari: Thanks for the quotation Davis.
*Again, DaiKari turns to the Camera*
Daikari: we will be right back after these words. When we get back, we will speak to TK, our one and only loser that he had won nothing!
*tosses his cards at camera again to joke around*
TK: Want a *Davis Interrupts, quietly* Loser, dorky, STUPID, baka-like *runs off before he gets noticed* hat like mine? Please call me at 1-800- gilliganhats. Or visit gilliganhats.com The hat will be at your house or business in about 3-5 days. You can also make it overnight delivery.
*back to show*
DaiKari: Welcome back to the millionaire reunion show. As you can tell by the commerical break, it's not TK's turn to have the 3rd degree. So Tk, how does it fell to be a loser?
TK: Hurt Daikari.
DaiKari: how so?
TK: it's embarrassing to miss the very first question which is easy where you can win a simple millionn dollars.
Daikari: Can I quote you on that?
TK: No, thanks.
DaiKari: Ok. Now, Tai.
Tai: Yes?
DaiKari: have you EVEN measured your hair at the end of S1?
Tai: I have. It was 3". Now in S2, its 1 1/2." My beautiful, beautiful hair!
*audience laughter*
DaiKari: *laughter* It does get funny after a while. Keep on playing man. ROCK ON! Now, Takato and Rika.
Takato, Rika: Call us Riktato.
DaiKari: *O_O* So, Riktato, besides having the thirty million, how do you feel?
Rikato: Like close friends.
DaiKari: Like boyfrined/girlfriend? Don't mind me asking.
Rikato: Yes, we do fell like that, in fact. *They start kissing, but start tounging*
DaiKari: *O_o()* So there's my answer. Fellow Digidested and tamers, here's your last questions.
Here's the question for the S2 DD.
"How high can a digimon digivolve?"
A: ultimate B: DNA C: mega D: champion
S2 DD(unison) C. Final answer.
DaiKari: Correct.
Ok tamers. Excuse my french in this one. "Who is the bitchiest gameshow host?"
A: anne robertson B: regis philbin
C: bob barker D: Ted Stryker
Rikato: I saw the show. A. Final answer.
DaiKari: amizingly, they got it correct.
Rege: Am I late?
DaiKari: Sorry rege, we are about to close this reuion. Stay tuned for the bloopers.
~Bloopers~
IZZY
Ikky, what are the two objects that Kari kept?
Izzy: First it's Izzy, second it's funny.
*Both rolls on floor laughing*
TAKE 2
DaiKari: Izzy, "What two objects did Kari keep at the end of S2?"
A: info not seen
Daikari: what the (censored!)
Director: Oops!
TAKE 3
Daikari: Izzy, "What two items did Kari keep at the end of S1 and S2?"
A: her camera and her whistle
B: her D-3 and her D-terminal
C: Gatomon and Veemon
D: Davis and herself
Izzy: I'll walk.
KARI
DaiKari: "What in the (censored) is yuri?"
DaiKari: HUH? ?_?
Director: My bad!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "What is yuri?"
A: Guy/girl realationship
B: guy/guy relationship
C: girl/girl realationship
D: digimon realatonship
Kari: EWWWECH! C. final
DaiKari: Correct.
DAVIS
DaiKari: "In gods time what does Nathan mean?"
A: no idea B: no idea
DaiKari: Director!
Director: CUT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "In god's time, Nathan means what?"
A: gift of gab B: gift of god C: gift of bob D: gift of tv
Davis: B.
TK AND TAI
DaiKari: "what is the favorite couple, by statistics?" A: kenkari B:tkari C: daikari D: yaken
TAI
DaiKari: "In (censored)" *spits* WHAT!
Director: techh glitch! CUT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "In drafting the angle commonly used is what?"
A: 90 B: 15 C: 0 C: 45
TAMERS
DaiKari: where's lee? (henry)
Rika: in my belly!
DaiKari: WHAT!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: Where's lee (henry)?
Takato, rika: at home, he's sick
Questions
DaiKari: "Where did Tk get his hat?" A: gilligan B: gilligan's island C: gilligan D: island
DaiKari: WHAT AGAIN!?
Stone cold: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Director, Daikari: SECURITY!
TAKE TWO
DaiKari: "Where did TK get his hat?"
A: stole it from Gilligan B: got it from Gilligan C: had it D: used it as a bowl
Author's last note: HEHEHE! I felt like adding the bloopers as well to te reunion episode! I wanted this to be twice as funny! Again, and for the last time in this fic, R&R, flames welcome, and clean cussing. JA NE JA NE JA NE!
~The End~- `~DaiKari~`