Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digital Fiction Theatre 3000 ❯ Feigned Innocence ( Chapter 4 )

SOMEWHERE IN THE DIGIWORLD, EMPEROR TAKERU'S BASE

Takato: I still can't believe it caused him to snap. I mean he was a genius. And there's still two chapters left.

Davis: Hey, it wasn't the fic itself, it was the fic being delivered by the Empress Yolei. Don't forget that up to that day she was going out with him.

(TK enters the room)

Rika: Well, you've finally lowered yourself to stepping into our prison. So what brings this occasion?

TK: Actually, good news. First, Ken was faking insanity

Davis: So he got away?

(Ken is led back into the room by several Bakemon)

TK: No, he was recaptured. Second, I've found a way to transverse dimensions.

Takato: (hopefully) So, we're going home?

TK: (pushing a button) You don't get how I work.

(Kenta, Kazu, Jeri, Suzie, Ryo and their Digimon appear in the room)

TK: Finally, I have lost "Cody expresses his love towards Ken" and "Cody expresses his love towards Mimi"

(all who suffered through the first two celebrate)

TK: So I picked up a lovely piece of Tamers fiction. Tragically, only nine lifeforms can fit in the theatre at one time anymore, so I'll have to select them. Davis, you will always be included. Kari, until you accept my offer you're in the same boat as Davis. Henry, Suzie, Terriermon, Lopmon, you are involved directly in this and therefore must view. Rika, you're going in due to the fact that the events of this story are Suzie under your influence, and just to round it off… Impmon and… Patamon. Now get into the theatre. I've gotten rid of those ridiculous doors.

(The selected group heads into the theatre)

Davis: Thus we sit in the dark, wondering what new terror awaits us.

Henry: Come on, how bad can it be?

Rika: Henry, did you notice the sadistic look on his face when he chose Suzie? This is obviously a lemon involving her.

Henry: I retract my statement.

Kari: Come on, how bad can it be?

Henry: Is there an echo in here?

Impmon: Put it dis way, she's SIX.

Rika: SEVEN, but who's counting?

Kari: I retract my statement.

Henry: There it is again!

I am a fan of the show Digimon.

Patamon: That's good news.

I do not own any of the charters

Davis: Getting that sinking feeling…

Henry: Bad spelling is a bad sign.

from the show. This has a little girl in an incest lemon.

Rika: Told you.

Stop here if you're under 18.

All: Okay.

(all try to get away)

She's A He

Davis: The Jamie Morgan story.

Henry: what?

Davis: James from Pokémon

(Kari snickers)

In the Wong household, everyone was having a good time.

Davis: Not already!

Rika: Not THAT good.

But the only ones in the house were Henry,

Henry: crap

Terriermon,

Terriermon: Leave me out of this!

Suzie

All (minus Suzie): (Lost in Space) Danger, Will Robinson!

and Lopmon.

Impmon: Somehow I doubt da "She" in da title's Suzie.

Henry: Lopmon, is there something you're not telling us?

Lopmon: I refuse to dignify that.

Henry was looking after Suzie.

Impmon: I'll bet.

Rika: Don't make this worse than it already is.

But was playing on the computer instead.

Kari: He's got the job of "babysitter" down.

Suzie was watching TV with Terriermon and Lopmon. Suzie flipped through the channels to find something to watch. Terriermon was looking at Lopmon with a smile.

Terriermon: Please, that's practically incest.

Rika: Did you READ the disclaimer?

`She looks so much like me,' he thought.

Davis: No kidding. I still can't believe you aren't digivolved from the same In Training.

`She's so cute. Even if she's in Suzie's doll clothes.'

Lopmon looked slightly at Terriermon knowing what he was thinking.

Rika: (Terriermon's brain) eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat…

(Henry covers Impmon's mouth)

`He's looking at me again,' Lopmon thought. `I know he's always happy. But that stupid smile can't hide the fact he's in love with me. I only hope I can find a way to tell him the truth.'

Patamon: (stupid) I wonder what that could be.

Lopmon looked at her fully

Kari: So many things wrong…

and he winked at her. Lopmon swallowed.

Impmon: already?

Suzie flipped through the channels then stopped. She got up and a worried look.

"Oh no," Suzie said. "I have to go potty."

She raced to the bathroom, grabbing Lopmon with her.

Rika: (Bob from Reboot) This is bad. Very bad.

"Suzie. Not again." Lopmon said.

Suzie felt better using the toilet with Lopmon near by. But Lopmon hated it.

All: TMI!

`If I have to tell someone,' Lopmon thought. `I should be Suzie.'

In the bathroom, Suzie was getting ready to use the toilet. Lopmon looked away

All: GOOD!

but Suzie just passed gas.

Davis: (Terrance) I think I have a penny up my butt. Would you check on it, Phillip?

Henry: (Phillip) Certainly, Terrance.

Davis: * fake fart sound *

Davis/Henry: (Terrance and Phillip) hahahahahahaha.

"Oh. False alarm." Suzie said.

Lopmon was glad about that. Even if the bathroom smelt like shit.

All: (Greenday) Bite my lip and close my eyes, take me away to paradise, I'm so bored I'm going blind, and I smell like shit!

Rika: Suzie, how did you know those lyrics?

Suzie: I wisten to Henwy's CDs a wot.

Davis: Henry, do you have any Eminem?

Henry: Yes.

Davis: This might not be quite as bad as I thought. She might know something about it.

Henry: And that would be better how?

Kari: Because you wouldn't have to explain it before the fic's twisted take on sex.

But she had to tell her the hidden truth.

"Suzie," Lopmon said. "Even though we've been partner for short time,

Davis: Someone set up us the bomb!

I've got something to say."

Kari: (Lopmon) but I just said it.

"What is it?" Suzie asked.

All: Hmm…

"I'm… I'm…" Lopmon said.

Davis: A magical butterfly pixie frolicking through the daisies in the fields of life.

Henry: I don't know what you're on, but give me some of that!

"You're what?" Suzie asked.

All: Hmm…

"I'm not a girl." Lopmon said softly.

All: * Gasp *

Henry: Wow, I thought that title was to throw us off.

"Huh?" Suzie asked.

All: (Stone Cold) What? What? What?

Rika: And Suzie catches yet another corrupting influence. By the time the scene comes along she'll be correcting impossible positions.

"I'm not a girl." Lopmon said.

Suzie was confused.

Kari: It hurt itself in its confusion.

She then laughed loud and girlishly.

All: (monotonous, quiet) Ha. Ha. Ha.

"You're kidding," Suzie said laughing.

Lopmon: Yep.

Lopmon shook his head. That stopped Suzie's laughing.

"You're serious." Suzie said.

"I'm sorry." Lopmon said.

Lopmon: Sorry that this fic was ever writen.

Suzie smiled. She had a feeling that Lopmon was a guy.

Suzie: Not twue!

But she needed proof.

"If you're a guy prove it by… by…

Suzie said but coming up with nothing.

"Lopmon, what is the difference between a girl and a guy?"

Davis: (Chef) Well, you see children…

Henry: Continue that and die.

Lopmon was afraid to answer that.

"One thing I can think of is our private parts." Lopmon said.

Suzie was confused.

"Private parts?" Suzie asked. "Like what?"

Suzie: Howawd Stewn's book?

(everyone looks at Suzie and pauses)

All: SHE KNOWS!

Lopmon know he couldn't tell Suzie. She's a 5

Henry: Uh, no, by sixteen it's too late and they're learning from experience.

Davis/Kari: No kidding! * blush *

So he hesitated.

Impmon: He who hesitates mas…

(Davis covers his mouth)

But Suzie was getting impatient and mad.

"Please Lopmon," Suzie said.

Lopmon just shook her head. Now Suzie was beyond mad.

"Okay," Suzie said in a mean tone. "Then I guess, I order you to show me your private part."

All: * twitch *

Lopmon was shocked.

Terriermon: I warned you about sticking your ears in sockets.

"You've been around Rika too long." Lopmon said.

Rika: I accept no blame for this.

"She's smart," Suzie said. "She says that girls have to be more forceful. So I'm being more forceful. Now show me your private part or else."

Lopmon: I choose else.

Lopmon was up against a wall, literally.

Davis: No he's not. That's not literally.

He knew if the others heard of this, he'll be in deep shit. But he couldn't disobey his Tamer.

Terriermon: Why not? I do it all the time!

The choice was hard, very hard.

(Everyone covers Impmon's mouth)

But he had to make one. So he did and hoped for the best.

"Okay Suzie," Lopmon said. "I'll show you."

"Great." Suzie squealed.

"To show my private part which is called a penis,"

Suzie: I thought it was a cockenbaws.

Rika: Adam Sandler skit riff. This is looking better by the second.

Lopmon started. "You must put your hand between my legs and start rubbing."

"Rub? Like a genie's lamp?" Suzie said.

Lopmon: Actually, I meant rub out the author.

Davis: Hey, keep down the author riffs.

"Something like that," Lopmon said looking away.

`Sovereigns. Forgive me.' Lopmon added in private.

All: (sovereigns) NO!

Suzie moved in and did what Lopmon said.

Impmon: (Cartman) Get back into the kitchen and make me some pie!

(Rika kicks Impmon across the room)

Rika: And the next sexist riff will earn the same treatment.

Suzie placed her hand onto where Lopmon's crouch is. She rubbed softly as the fur tickled her palm. Lopmon held back any moans or sound of pleasure. He made a face to prove it. Suzie looked at his face and was saddened. But as she looked at his face, Lopmon's penis was starting to appear. Suzie didn't notice this until she slid her hand up and felt it. She felt a warm, hard rod. She looked down and saw it. She was shocked and pleased.

"So this is a penis." Suzie said.

"All guys have it." Lopmon said.

"Even Henry and Terriermon?" Suzie said.

Lopmon: (as her male fic self) I said all GUYS.

(Henry and Terriermon cast angry glares at Lopmon)

Lopmon: If I'm a male you can be females.

Lopmon nodded.

"So what is it used for?" Suzie asked.

"It's used for a two things," Lopmon said. "One is to pee. And the other is something you're too young to know."

Patamon: But not three minutes ago she was too young to know what a penis is.

Suzie didn't care about age. And unaware to both of them, Suzie was still rubbing.

Rika: How would you not know that?

Lopmon was wondering why he wanted to moan so badly. Then he looked down. Suzie looked down too. Lopmon was scared speechless. Suzie was just confused. On the tip of Lopmon's dick was a little cum. But Suzie didn't know what cum was.

Henry: Or so we hope.

All she knew was it smelt good. Before Lopmon could say anything, Suzie leaned over and licked it. Lopmon moaned after holding back. Suzie tasted the cum and it was delicious.

"Wow. What have that is,

Henry: All your base are belong to us!

I want more." Suzie squalled.

"Fine," Lopmon said in defeat. "To get more you must put my penis into your mouth and suck."

"Like a lollipop?" Suzie asked.

"Kind of." Lopmon said.

Impmon: (fic Lopmon) Except dis kinda lollypop is only given ta adults. Or ta young boys by priests.

Henry: Impmon! That was just wrong!

Suzie was going to like this. Lopmon was going not. Suzie rubbed the cock a little then put it into her mouth. She took it a little as she suck

All: (WWE fans chanting to the tune of "medals") You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!

Terriermon: If most wrestling fans watched the actual fights instead of the ridiculous plot we wouldn't have that one.

and licked it. But slowly she took it all in. Lopmon gasped and moaned with pleasure like he never felt before. It was a weird and good feeling. Suzie was sucking like a pro. She wanted more of that white stuff.

Davis: (Singing) What's in the middle? The white stuff.

Rika: Thank you for permanently putting me off of Oreos.

But she was getting impatient again. But after ago a minute, Lopmon came into Suzie's mouth. Suzie took most of it and the rest dripped onto her clothes.

"You where good." Lopmon gasped.

Impmon: Either da `h' ain't s'posta be dere or da foist `e' should be an `o'.

Suzie slowly swallowed the cum to keep the flavor as long as she could.

"That was the best vanilla I ever had." Suzie said loudly.

All: …

Suzie: How stupid does this person think I am?

"That wasn't vanilla," Lopmon said. "That was cum."

Suzie: I thought it tasted a bit salty…

(Everyone looks at Suzie)

Henry: We are going to have to talk after this is over.

"What's cum?" Suzie asked.

"I'm not too sure." Lopmon said honestly.

Suzie didn't care either. She leaned down and tried to get some more.

As this was happening, Henry and Terriermon were walking to the bathroom because of all the noise the two were making.

Rika: (Hans Solo) I've got a bad feeling about this…

"I wonder what all the screaming was about." Terriermon said.

"It's possibly nothing." Henry said.

Henry: But it's probably something.

But when Henry opened the door, the two saw Suzie giving Lopmon a blowjob.

Davis: Never a good sign.

"SUZIE! LOPMON!" Henry shouted.

"I knew Lopmon was a guy." Terriermon said.

Rika: Wasn't he thinking earlier about how cute `she' was?

Suzie got up from her sucking position and looked at Henry.

"Hi. I was eating cum." Suzie said innocently.

Impmon: Well, as innocently as ya can wit jizz drippin from yah mouth.

Henry: Why didn't we stop him on that one?

Terriermon: I think we stopped bothering when Suzie made the `salty' comment.

Henry was beyond mad.

"How could you do that to my sister Lopmon," Henry said. "Plus I thought you were a girl."

"As you can see I'm not." Lopmon said.

"I knew it." Terriermon said.

Rika: And yet you were fantasizing about `her'

"I didn't," Henry said. "And I forbid you and Suzie from seeing each other ever again."

"Why?" Suzie asked scared.

"You lost your virginity." Henry shouted.

Suzie's eyes started to tear. She cried like the baby that she is.

"You mean. I don't know what virginity means." Suzie said.

"It means you had sex." Terriermon said.

"No she didn't." Lopmon said.

Davis: (Henry) Sorry, my mistake.

Suzie started to stop crying. The guys looked at Lopmon.

"What did you say?" Henry said.

"First off, she wanted to see my penis," Lopmon explained. "Then she wanted to eat my cum. We never had sex."

Impmon: (Bill Clinton) I did not have sexual relations wit dat woman. She just blew me.

Suzie stopped crying as soon as she heard sex.

"Sex? What is sex?" Suzie said. "Is it a game?"

Henry: whoops.

Henry wished he and Terriermon kept their big mouths shut.

"If it's a game," Suzie said. "Then I order Lopmon to play sex with me."

Lopmon was worried. Terriermon didn't care. Henry was beyond mad.

Davis: How many times have we seen that phrase so far?

Kari: Too many.

"You're too young to have sex." Henry said.

Suzie smiled innocently at Henry.

"But I ordered Lopmon to play sex with me," Suzie said. "And since I'm her err his Tamer. He must obey me. Like Renamon to Rika."

(Henry's about to make a comment but values his life)

"Last time Rika baby-sits Suzie?" Terriermon said happily.

Rika: Don't drag me into this. I didn't tell her to blow her Digimon.

"Shut up." Henry snapped.

"Momentai." Terriermon said.

"Not this time." Henry said.

"It's time to play sex," Suzie said. "Um, Lopmon, how do I play sex?"

Lopmon looked at Terriermon and Henry. He was crying a little.

"Please don't make me disobey my Tamer." Lopmon said.

"Why? I disobey Henry all the time." Terriermon said.

Terriermon: Told you.

That wasn't the smartest thing to say.

Davis: Why not? It gives Lopmon a way out of this nightmare.

"What?" Henry said in a mad tone.

Terriermon looked at Henry with a goofy grin. Henry sighed. He wanted to protect Suzie. But he wants to make her happy too. Suzie decided to get aggressive again.

"Henry," Suzie said. "If you don't let me play sex, then I'll never speak to you ever again."

Henry: (as his fic self) Is that a promise?

Henry was shocked. Suzie has her heart into having sex. But she's too young. He had to make a serious choice. He took a deep breath and sighed.

Henry: It was nice knowing you.

"I was thinking about this," Henry said. "But I have to say what I'm about to say and do is very illegal."

Rika: Kids, don't try this at home.

"But I'll be fun." Terriermon said.

"Hopefully for all of us." Henry said.

"All of us?" Terriermon asked.

"I think I'll show Suzie how to have sex," Henry said. "But Lopmon and Terriermon must be in it too."

"Me?" Lopmon said jittery.

"And me?" Terriermon said in a good mood.

"Great," Suzie said. "But I have no idea how to play sex. So you'll just have to tell me the rules and moves."

Henry: (his fic self) here's the rulebook.

Suzie: (pretending to read) Kama… Sutra?

Rika: Nothing surprises me about her anymore.

Henry knew he was going to live to regret it.

Rika: No he won't…

"There are three positions," Henry said. "Oral meaning mouth or what you did. The second is anal which means ass is what Terriermon will do.

Rika: Figures.

Terriermon: HEY!

And the final is straight which is the penis into the vagina what Lopmon will do."

Davis: Was the term "vagina" ever explained?

Kari: no.

"Sound fun." Suzie said happily.

"I guess so," Henry said. "Just don't tell anyone."

All: (Allanis Morsette) Be sure not to tell anybody, especially the members of your family…

Suzie nodded.

"So how to we start?" Suzie asked.

"First we must get undressed." Henry said.

"Why?" Suzie asked.

"You'll see." Terriermon said.

Henry striped quickly and in front of Suzie. He started from the top first. He took off with shoes and sock next. He finished by removing his pants and underwear. Suzie was surprised. It was as big as Lopmon's but Henry's wasn't erected. Of course Lopmon's dick wasn't at full size ether. Suzie looked at Henry and at Lopmon.

"Lopmon, where's your penis?" Suzie said. "And why is Henry's penis all limply? And where's Terriermon's penis?"

Terriermon laughed.

"First off," Terriermon said. "Digimon have sacks to hide our private parts. Second, the reason that our penises are limp is because we're not excited. Finally, stop calling it a penis. That's baby talk."

Suzie looked away from Terriermon.

"I'm not a baby." She mumbled.

Davis: (Jimbo Jones) Tell it to the ear, baby.

"Not for long anyway." Lopmon said quietly.

Suzie thought she heard Lopmon say something but quickly forgot it.

"How do you get excited?" Suzie said. "And what am I suppose to call it?

Davis: Taliwhacker.

Kari: schlong.

Rika: Wiener

Henry: I'm staying out of this.

Suzie: Johnson.

Henry: on second thought… twanger

"Adults call it a dick," Henry said. "And to get it excited you must rub it."

Suzie was confused. But she remembered that it worked before. She started with Lopmon again. Lopmon didn't hide his pleasure this time. Also Suzie rubbed longer and harder. Lopmon was moaning loud. Soon his dick came out of his pouch and bigger than before. Suzie was very happy to see it again. She quickly moved to Terriermon. She did the same to him. Terriermon felt the new feeling with a moan. His dick came out and was as big as Lopmon's. She moved to Henry but Lopmon and Terriermon stopped her.

"Huh?" She said.

"Before you can touch my cock,

Kari: (to Henry) You have a pet rooster?

which is another name for it," Henry said. "You must get naked too."

Suzie smiled. She took off her shirt to reveal her flat crest.

Davis: Wait, Suzie has a crest? Which one is it?

Kari: Just leave it.

She took off her sneaker and socks then her pants and panties. She was naked and a little cold. But she was having too much fun though.

Henry: This sentence has been brought to you by the department of redundancies department which has brought you this sentence.

"Now and I rub?"

Davis: Main screen turn on.

Suzie asked.

Henry nodded.

Suzie walked to him and rubbed his cock. He was moaning a little as he felt his dick harden from his sister's touch. She was rubbing her hardest on Henry because his was the biggest.

Rika: That's not saying much.

When Henry's dick was at its biggest, Suzie was shocked.

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen." Suzie said.

Suzie: (as her fic self) and I've seen three!

"His is not bigger than mine." Terriermon said.

Everyone looked at him.

"What?" Terriermon said.

Everyone rolled their eyes at Terriermon.

"What?" Terriermon repeated.

All: (Stone Cold) What? What? What?

"Never mind," Suzie said. "I'm getting a little bore. If we don't play sex now, then I'm leaving."

Impmon: (Henry) Don't let da door hit yer ass on da way out.

"Hold your horses," Henry said. "I'm ready now. And its have sex."

"Okay." Suzie said.

"But to start Lopmon must go under you and Terriermon goes on top," Henry said. "Once there, you start to suck on my cock. Okay?"

Suzie nodded. She was ready and so was Henry. Terriermon climbed on top as Lopmon went under.

"Now Suzie, this is a warning," Henry said. "At first this will hurt. But then you'll be hit with a wave of pleasure. Or at least I think so."

Davis: Okay, we drown this out with song riffs.

Rika: Only if the fic itself doesn't provide us with enough riffs.

Suzie wasn't afraid of a little pain.

Impmon: How about a LOT? At her age dat'd hoit like hell!

So she started the game by taking Henry's rod into her mouth. It was bigger and thicker than Lopmon's but still fit.

All: (TOOL) I know the pieces fit cause I've watched them fall away…

She took it haft way and before it went in too deep.

All: (Sum 41) Cause I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep a thought in my head instead of going under…

She sucked and blew better than she did on Lopmon. Henry never felt so good before. He almost forgot this was illegal. Then after a haft a minute, Lopmon and Terriermon slowly slid in their cocks. Suzie felt in invasion on her body. She screamed a little shocked and in a little pain. She felt something break

(Davis starts singing the song that comes on afterY2J has a victory)

Henry: No riffs of encouragement!

inside but after a second of pain, Lopmon and Terriermon started humping. When one slid in, the other slid out. They pumped her in the ass and pussy. Suzie sucked and licked Henry's cock as she rubbed his balls. This was going on for three minutes before the three boys climaxed into Suzie's mouth, pussy and ass.

Rika: That's disappointing. Three minutes?

Suzie took it all as the boys removed their dicks. Everyone fell as they were breathing heavily.

"That was extremely fun." Suzie said.

Suzie: Almost as fun as being raped by all the Devas!

Henry: Please, tell me I didn't hear her say that.

She was dripping cum from where she was fucked.

Kari: I get the idea this author's dripping from up in the head.

"I'll say." Terriermon said.

"Let's try this when you a little older," Lopmon said. "And with another girl or two."

Rika: Only if I'm kept far, far away from it.

Impmon: You're mentioned several times in dis one. Hell, you're da reason fer Suzie's behavior. Of course you're gonna reap what ya sowed!

"As long as it's not me again." Henry semi lied.

"Okay," Suzie said. "But when I turn 7, can we do this again?"

All: NO!

"Sure Suzie," Henry said. "Sure."

Henry: Here's how that was supposed to be pronounced. (sarcastically) Sure Suzie. Sure.

This was a good story.

Rika: Why are all lemon authors convinced their stories are works of art?

This will not me the last weird story I'll make. I'll be making more weird lemons.

Davis: And Kari and I will be stuck reading them.

Be on the look out soon.

All: LOOK OUT!

(The group exits the theatre)

TK: Status report?

Davis: All sane, although Henry is questioning his sister's knowledge and Terriermon's hiding for some reason.

TK: Okay, get back here. Today's adventure's finished and I can't think of what to send you next.

(They go back to the main quarters)

Kazu: So, what was it about?

Impmon: Suzie blowin' Lopmon den takin' it in all tree holes from Lopmon, Terriermon, and Henry.

Kazu: Sounds right up your alley, Hentai Henry. Wait, BLOWING Lopmon? There's something wrong here.

Henry: No kidding! The title was "She's a he" and it apparently took place at the same time as the D-Reaper's attack.

(Jeri cringes hearing the term "D-Reaper")

Takato: Henry, you know she's sensitive about that… incident.

Henry: How else was I supposed to describe the timeframe?

Takato: Anything interesting happen in the theatre? Is the fourth wall still in one piece? How traumatized is Suzie?

Henry: Suzie's not traumatized at all! She actually made some of the nastier riffs! She wasn't confused by any of the terms! If I didn't know better…

Kazu: I'd say perverse behaviour runs in your family! Hentai Henry and Slu…

(Henry punches Kazu)

Henry: Insulting me is one thing, insulting my sister is another.

Kazu: But you said…

Henry: Somehow, I'm going to solve this mystery.

Davis: Will Henry really get to the bottom of this? What new horror awaits next?

Kari: Who are you talking to?

Davis: I don't know! It's just that when I'm with these people I feel like talking like that.