Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Dolemite Jr. VS King Mycanne! ❯ Who's numbah wan?! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: nukemouse 
Dolemite, muthafuckas!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Martial Arts | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.18.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 997 | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
Dolemite, muthafuckas!
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Martial Arts | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 04.18.2011 | Pages: 1 | Words: 997 | Visits: 315 | Status: Completed
I do nott own Dolemite, the ider is still owneded by the peeple who madeded itt.
“Boy,” Dolemite sat in his death bed. “I have somethin’ to tell ya. This belt has carried the blood of our Africen ancestors, and its powah helpeded me to defeat Willie Green and the corrupt white people. And now it’s yours.”
Dolemite Jr. sniffeded as Dolemite let out his final breath and passeded on. “DADDDDEEEE!” Dolemite Jr. shriekeded.
The next day, everyone came to morn the fallen hero, Dolemite. Queen Bee was there, his karate hookahs were there, as well as their kids, the wardin and the FBI agent were there, and Dolemite Jr was sitting near the coffin, weeping.
“Oh, Dolemite.” The preacher spoke in a husheded tone. “You were like fiyah from the heavens themselves, bringing the welief that we neededed, and you were like the instrumant of God’s justice. We will never forgot you.” The preacher boweded out and left the podium.
“Daddee….” Dolemite Jr. sobbeded.
Everyone gave their condolences to the young man, then left, weeping and sobbing. Dolemite Jr. stood up and clanched his fist. “I’m gonna take after my daddy, and keep the piece.” He slimmed his fast on his chist and looked upwards. “Daddy, it’s gonna be a while, before I take down those white motherfuckers in style!”
THE LEGEND OF DOLEMITE: Dolemite Jr’s Big Breakout
A woman was screming, as her tormentors were ripping off her clothing and molesting her. “NO! PLESE, NO!” She thrished in their grap as one of them grobbed a lead pipe.
“Shut up, you batch, or I’m gonna break your fuking head!” Snarled a thug. The woman subbed deeply as the thugs began to violate her in every horribbile way. She twisted and turned as the first thug entereded inside her; a world full of penis cloudeded her mind as she bit back a screm.
The second thug entereded her back door with using any lubricunt. The response from the woman was to arch her back as blud dripped down on the thug’s fleshy wepon.
As the two villains kept thrusting into the poor woman, a loud noise rung out through the valley.
“The fuk was dat?!” The first thug grunted as he pulled out, his hot white essence spluttering on the nude woman.
“Shit, man. Go check it outt!” The second thug ordered the third thug, who went down to the valley entrance. He looked around and grapped his pipe. “All right, you arsehole, COME OUT!”
His answer came in a form of a paunch as he flew back towards the graund with a few teeth flying out of his mouth. “GUH!” He cried out as he landed on the hard concreter.
“What the fuk?!” The first thug ran to the fallen body of his friend. “Hey! Snip outt of itt!” He knelt to the third thug and tried to rouse him. But it was to no avail as something hard ompacted to his skull, and he fell on tip of the third thug.
“Jesus!” The second thug pashed the unconscious woman off of him and charged at the hedden assailant. “I’M GONNA GIT YOU, YOU SON OF A BATCH!”
Those were his last wurds as his vision spun around before going black.
Dolemite Jr. brashed his hands as he stapped over the bodies of the thugs and pocked up the raped woman, covering her with his moat. “Shit, those arseholes don’t know how to treat a womun.” He carried her out of the valley and welked out into the cool night air of the city.
Meanwhile, a phat man was sitting on a throne, watching some toons and eating burgers. “God, that fuking T.C.! How dare he flirt with Carrie?! Carrie and David are meant to be togetha foreveah!” He steameded.
“Lord Mycanne, I have bad news.” A guard bow-ed in front of the king. “What is it?!” He boom-ed.
“Dolemite Jr is heading your way.” The guard blink-ed.
“SO WHAT?! HE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY PLIGHT! TELLA AND ANIMAL GUY ARE THE ONE TUE COUPLE! HE KNOW NOTHING!”
“MY LORD! HE IS HERE!” A second guard rush-ed in and run towards Mycanne. “DOLEMITE JR. IS HERE!”
“WHO?!”
“Dolemite, mothafuka. You herd him.” Dolemite Jr. glard at Mycanne, who was licking Carrie’s boobs on the screene. “GET OUTT! YOU ARE NOTT WELCUM HERE!” Mycanne screamed.
A gurad rushed towerds him, but Dolemite swung his fast and sent him to the jukebox, the shoks giving him an afro, making him look fugly as hell.
“NOOOOO! MY DAVID JUKEBOX! HOW DARE YOU?! TELLA! ANIMAL GUY! DEESTORY HEEM!” Mycanne roareded.
Tella appeared out of nowhere and summoned a huge boudlr and hurled it at Dolemite Jr. The yung Dolemite pulled out a big-arsed gun and blew her away forevah…
“NOOOO!” Animal Guy scremed and leapted at heem with big slashy claws!
“DIE!” Dolemite Jr. stepped to the sides and blew his brains out.
“NOOOOO! WHY?! WHY, DOLEMITE JR.?!” Mycanne screamed as he fell to his knees and cried.
Suddenly CARRIE! She stepped in front of Mycanne and slapped him. “My ture lovah is T.C., not DAVID!” She kiked him in the nards and left.
Dolemite Jr. laughed. “You suck.”
Then…… IT HAPPINED!
The empire blew up in a boom! And Mycanne burst into flames and ran around like crazy!
“HEEEEEEEELP!” But no one did, and he dieded.
Dolemite Jr. then decideded to nakie dance in front of the throne and ladies came from everywhere to join him in his dance!
“I got class, and his ass is now grass!” Dolemite rappeded as he gribbed a batch and they began to shag it up forevah!
DEE END!
“Boy,” Dolemite sat in his death bed. “I have somethin’ to tell ya. This belt has carried the blood of our Africen ancestors, and its powah helpeded me to defeat Willie Green and the corrupt white people. And now it’s yours.”
Dolemite Jr. sniffeded as Dolemite let out his final breath and passeded on. “DADDDDEEEE!” Dolemite Jr. shriekeded.
The next day, everyone came to morn the fallen hero, Dolemite. Queen Bee was there, his karate hookahs were there, as well as their kids, the wardin and the FBI agent were there, and Dolemite Jr was sitting near the coffin, weeping.
“Oh, Dolemite.” The preacher spoke in a husheded tone. “You were like fiyah from the heavens themselves, bringing the welief that we neededed, and you were like the instrumant of God’s justice. We will never forgot you.” The preacher boweded out and left the podium.
“Daddee….” Dolemite Jr. sobbeded.
Everyone gave their condolences to the young man, then left, weeping and sobbing. Dolemite Jr. stood up and clanched his fist. “I’m gonna take after my daddy, and keep the piece.” He slimmed his fast on his chist and looked upwards. “Daddy, it’s gonna be a while, before I take down those white motherfuckers in style!”
THE LEGEND OF DOLEMITE: Dolemite Jr’s Big Breakout
A woman was screming, as her tormentors were ripping off her clothing and molesting her. “NO! PLESE, NO!” She thrished in their grap as one of them grobbed a lead pipe.
“Shut up, you batch, or I’m gonna break your fuking head!” Snarled a thug. The woman subbed deeply as the thugs began to violate her in every horribbile way. She twisted and turned as the first thug entereded inside her; a world full of penis cloudeded her mind as she bit back a screm.
The second thug entereded her back door with using any lubricunt. The response from the woman was to arch her back as blud dripped down on the thug’s fleshy wepon.
As the two villains kept thrusting into the poor woman, a loud noise rung out through the valley.
“The fuk was dat?!” The first thug grunted as he pulled out, his hot white essence spluttering on the nude woman.
“Shit, man. Go check it outt!” The second thug ordered the third thug, who went down to the valley entrance. He looked around and grapped his pipe. “All right, you arsehole, COME OUT!”
His answer came in a form of a paunch as he flew back towards the graund with a few teeth flying out of his mouth. “GUH!” He cried out as he landed on the hard concreter.
“What the fuk?!” The first thug ran to the fallen body of his friend. “Hey! Snip outt of itt!” He knelt to the third thug and tried to rouse him. But it was to no avail as something hard ompacted to his skull, and he fell on tip of the third thug.
“Jesus!” The second thug pashed the unconscious woman off of him and charged at the hedden assailant. “I’M GONNA GIT YOU, YOU SON OF A BATCH!”
Those were his last wurds as his vision spun around before going black.
Dolemite Jr. brashed his hands as he stapped over the bodies of the thugs and pocked up the raped woman, covering her with his moat. “Shit, those arseholes don’t know how to treat a womun.” He carried her out of the valley and welked out into the cool night air of the city.
Meanwhile, a phat man was sitting on a throne, watching some toons and eating burgers. “God, that fuking T.C.! How dare he flirt with Carrie?! Carrie and David are meant to be togetha foreveah!” He steameded.
“Lord Mycanne, I have bad news.” A guard bow-ed in front of the king. “What is it?!” He boom-ed.
“Dolemite Jr is heading your way.” The guard blink-ed.
“SO WHAT?! HE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY PLIGHT! TELLA AND ANIMAL GUY ARE THE ONE TUE COUPLE! HE KNOW NOTHING!”
“MY LORD! HE IS HERE!” A second guard rush-ed in and run towards Mycanne. “DOLEMITE JR. IS HERE!”
“WHO?!”
“Dolemite, mothafuka. You herd him.” Dolemite Jr. glard at Mycanne, who was licking Carrie’s boobs on the screene. “GET OUTT! YOU ARE NOTT WELCUM HERE!” Mycanne screamed.
A gurad rushed towerds him, but Dolemite swung his fast and sent him to the jukebox, the shoks giving him an afro, making him look fugly as hell.
“NOOOOO! MY DAVID JUKEBOX! HOW DARE YOU?! TELLA! ANIMAL GUY! DEESTORY HEEM!” Mycanne roareded.
Tella appeared out of nowhere and summoned a huge boudlr and hurled it at Dolemite Jr. The yung Dolemite pulled out a big-arsed gun and blew her away forevah…
“NOOOO!” Animal Guy scremed and leapted at heem with big slashy claws!
“DIE!” Dolemite Jr. stepped to the sides and blew his brains out.
“NOOOOO! WHY?! WHY, DOLEMITE JR.?!” Mycanne screamed as he fell to his knees and cried.
Suddenly CARRIE! She stepped in front of Mycanne and slapped him. “My ture lovah is T.C., not DAVID!” She kiked him in the nards and left.
Dolemite Jr. laughed. “You suck.”
Then…… IT HAPPINED!
The empire blew up in a boom! And Mycanne burst into flames and ran around like crazy!
“HEEEEEEEELP!” But no one did, and he dieded.
Dolemite Jr. then decideded to nakie dance in front of the throne and ladies came from everywhere to join him in his dance!
“I got class, and his ass is now grass!” Dolemite rappeded as he gribbed a batch and they began to shag it up forevah!
DEE END!