Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Fallen Devimon's saga ❯ And so it resumes ( Chapter 9 )

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<P>Authors Notes: I’ve decided to go with just continuing the saga, though if anyone thinks I should still do a re-write, feel free to say so. Chapter 8 and Chapter 9 are actually chapters running at the same time, one focusing on the upper kingdom, and the other focusing on the struggles back on the surface of the digital world.</P>
<P>"Infinity Cannon!"<BR>
A devastating blast shot from the cannon on Mugen Dramon’s back. The power of the attack compared to the resilience of Koushirou were so different, it was like using a nuclear weapon to kill a fly. As Koushirou closed his eyes due to the flash and waited, in a reaction that wouldn’t do much, Kabuterimon flew into the blast’s path, deflecting it upward and away from Koushirou, but a hole big enough for a human to fit through was made in the beetle digimon.</P>
<P>"Kabuterimon!" Koushirou cried out, tears running down his eyes as his partner digimon, who had been through so many adventures with him, was fatally wounded.</P>
<P>"Koushirou, I could only manage to block one attack. When the next blast comes, you will most certainly die. I failed you, Koushirou. I failed in my duty as your digimon partner." Kabuterimon responded, an equal sadness running through him.</P>
<P>"No, you didn’t fail me. If not for you, I’d already be dead. You’ve done well as my digimon partner, and I’m so sad it’s over." Koushirou responded, crying his eyes out, as the body of the wounded digimon began glowing, and in its place was a digitama, which he promptly grabbed and began trying to protect. "Now, it’s my turn to protect you, my friend."</P>
<P>&#9;"Die, kisama." Sora yelled angrily. After all the things Kabuterimon had been through, and after so many fights they had together, that mechanical demon had destroyed him so easily. She was a fool to doubt Koushirou, who had done nothing but assist them throughout this war, he wasn’t like some chosen children who would die easily. Angrily, she unsheathed a brilliant feathery flaming sword, causing most of the chosen children to wonder where she got it, and leaped up, sword outstretched, ready to kill Mugen Dramon, before he could kill the rest of them in the same way, only to find herself in a warm yellow talon.</P>
<P>&#9;"Sora, if Kabuterimon died that easily, think of what will happen to you." Garudamon said soothingly, as she clenched her talon protectively despite the child of love’s attempt to escape. "As for Mugen Dramon, I am getting a bit sick of only the leader’s digimon and holy digimon defeating the main enemies." She added, an odd humor in the perfection digimon’s voice, as she flew up and prepared to make Mugen Dramon pay for all he had done to the digital world.</P>
<P>&#9;"Shadow Wing!" Garudamon began glowing with flames, then sent a bird made entirely of fire to scorch Mugen Dramon’s armor. For a moment, Mugen Dramon radiated with the red of the bird’s flames, but then returned to his silvery color, seemingly unharmed.</P>
<P>&#9;Lady Devimon, confident that Mugen Dramon could handle the horde of celestial digimon, turned her attention to Angewomon. "Puwazon!" She yelled, her spear-arm outstretched in an effort to impale Angewomon, which the archangel digimon easily flew out of the way of. </P>
<P>&#9;Angewomon, seeing this attack, began to wonder, why had Lady Devimon attacked her? The succubus wasn’t trying to pick off the strongest, there were others here much more powerful then she was. But she wasn’t looking for an easy kill either, she was far from the weakest, and the look on Lady Devimon’s face was one of pure hatred. Why had she used the Puwazon attack? The attack is clearly not designed for long distances, why didn’t Lady Devimon use Darkness Wave? Looking into Lady Devimon’s eyes, and noticing the absence of the sadistic joy that any other nightmare soldier would have when attacking the upper kingdom, she made an important realization.</P>
<P>&#9;Lady Devimon was not a cruel, heartless monster, bent on taking over the digital world, like Fallen Devimon was, Angewomon realized. She wasn’t a horrible evil, and the reason she had attacked the upper kingdom was not because the inhabitants threatened her, or because angel and demon digimon were natural enemies, but because it was Angewomon’s home. Black Tailmon were mischievous, but not truly evil, and the only reason this one became a Lady Devimon was to gain the strength necessary to kill her. She felt so bad for the poor digimon, those two Lady Devimon she had killed in the past must have been close to the one that she was battling now. "Lady Devimon, I am truly sorry for all the suffering I have caused you. Do whatever you like to me, for what I put you through, I deserve it." Angewomon boldly offered, preparing to face her fate, taking a stance rendering her unable to shoot her holy arrow, and hoping the succubus digimon would realize Angewomon had only done what she had because she had no other choice.</P>
<P>&#9;"How dumb does she think I am?" Lady Devimon wondered. "Does she honestly think I’m stupid enough to fall for this bluff? She’s obviously just waiting for me to go in close so she can kill me with the attack that killed my eldest sister, but I won’t fall for it."</P>
<P>&#9;"Do you really think I’d fall for that? Darkness Wave!" A plethora of purple bats shot out from Lady Devimon, in a manner quite similar to Vamdemon’s Grisly Wing technique. Angewomon hovered in place, unmoving, hoping that by being hit she could prove that she was telling the truth. The bats descended on her, and the pain they brought was immense. </P>
<P>&#9;"Ow!" Angewomon screamed in pain. The attack from Lady Devimon had shredded the pink ribbon that went over her head, along with her lower right wing and the robes covering her right leg, as blood gushed from the numerous bites from Lady Devimon’s bats, but she still refused to do anything about the attacks, for she was sure it was the only way to reach Lady Devimon. </P>
<P>&#9;"Angewomon, don’t be stupid. Get out of there!" Hikari yelled, noticing what the digimon she loved was going through, and determined not to let it continue. </P>
<P>&#9;"No." The angel digimon said softly. "Lady Devimon may take me captive, torture me, do things to me of the sort that belong in a PWP lemon, and things the Digimon Kaizer could only dream of, but if it lets me get through to her and makes her stop causing all this destruction and pain, it will be worth it." She responded, continuing to endure the attacks, and Lady Devimon began wondering if Angewomon might not be doing this as some sort of trick. </P>
<P>&#9;"Lady Devimon-sama, I see you are having second thoughts about this. After all Angewomon has done, do you really believe she is enduring this out of a desire to do anything other then cause you more pain." Phantomon questioned, muttering under his breath "If she does believe, all I’ve worked for will be for nothing."</P>
<P>&#9;"How can you even think something like that." Hikari said, popping a vein and looking quite outraged. "If this were a trick, Angewomon would have given up a long time ago, she can’t even continue fighting now." She added, looking over at the wounded form of the digimon she loved. "Angewomon is enduring some of the worse physical pain any digimon has to offer, and if you are truly loyal to Lady Devimon, you wouldn’t continue writing Angewomon’s sacrifice off as trickery."</P>
<P>&#9;Lady Devimon was truly confused by the recent turn of events. That stupid angel-child had a good point, if Angewomon was planning deceit, she would not have endured so much that she would be rendered helpless. But why would Phantomon lie to her? She would need to keep an eye on her advisor from now on, of that she was sure. Turning around, she began to retreat to right out of the gate to the upper kingdom she went through in order to get time to think things over, motioning her forces to follow.</P>
<P>&#9;"Shouldn’t we go after them?" A Piddomon asked, wondering why the Seraphimon commanding them had not ordered Lady Devimon’s forces to be pursued.</P>
<P>&#9;"No, I am sure Angewomon’s near-sacrifice was not meant as a trick, but merely to prove to Lady Devimon she wasn’t a monster." The wise commander Seraphimon advised. "And neither are the rest of us, so unless we want to further the hatred a powerful but confused enemy has of us, we shall not attack."</P>
<P>&#9;Lady Devimon, not wanting to spend the enormous amount of energy required to pass through the gate, and still unsure on what to do, began setting up along with the miniscule force she brought inside Mugen Dramon, the mechanical digimon having been altered to double as a fortress.</P>
<P>&#9;"Phantomon." Lady Devimon said coldly, "Why did you betray me?"</P>
<P>&#9;"Betray you? I was merely offering my advice, I certainly did not mean to deceive you, even I can make mistakes." Phantomon lied, trying to not let the recent battle completely shatter Lady Devimon’s trust in her, this trust was needed in his plans.</P>
<P>&#9;"I may have been foolish enough to trust you, but I’m not that dumb." Lady Devimon responded, annoyed with her advisor’s lies. "If you are truly loyal, then prove it." She added, unsure of where things would go from here. Were Phantomon not the one who betrayed her in the first place, he would of course suggest some dangerous test, but Lady Devimon couldn’t think of any at the moment that would help her out at all, so she began to think long and hard about it.</P>
<P>&#9;While Lady Devimon was thinking of what to do to Phantomon, the chosen children had been shook a great deal by the battle, but none more so then Hikari and Angewomon. </P>
<P>&#9;"What’s wrong, Hikari?" Angewomon asked, noticing that despite Angewomon’s numerous physical injuries, Hikari seemed even worse off then she did.</P>
<P>&#9;"Kabuterimon died, and you were very lucky you didn’t as well, I’m surprised Lady Devimon didn’t kill you. I don’t want to lose you." Hikari cried, then realizing what she said, and how much she sounded like some character in a shoujo manga, covered her mouth.</P>
<P>&#9;Hearing this, Angewomon tried to think of a way to comfort the child of light. "Hikari, I was willing to make that sacrifice because I knew Lady Devimon couldn’t bring herself to kill me, at least not when I wasn’t resisting and willing to sacrifice myself." Angewomon lied, hoping Hikari would stop fearing so much for her sake.</P>
<P>&#9;"Oh really." Hikari responded, rolling her eyes. "Then what about Angemon, Ophaniovael, and Seraphimon? The only race of digimon more prone to sacrificing themselves then angel digimon are Leomon."</P>
<P>&#9;Angewomon, having been caught lying so easily, tried to think up a truthful response that would reassure Hikari, but none came to mind. "You will just go out and die in battle, won’t you." Hikari said angrily, "And leave me behind to be filled with grief about it."</P>
<P>&#9;While Hikari was getting angry with her digimon partner, Takeru was annoyed by something else entirely. "What do I do?" He asked angrily, not addressing the question to any living being. "So much has been happening lately, and I don’t even have any idea of what to do from here, or how to save this world."</P>
<P>&#9;"For most of the battles we’ve been in, I don’t think any of us had an idea of what to do." Sora answered softly, her presence having gone unnoticed until she made that comment. "Even the ones leading us just charged into battle without thinking half the time. What will happen will happen, and racking your brain for ideas and crying out in frustration won’t change any of it."</P>
<P>&#9;"You’re right." Takeru admitted. "It’s just so frustrating, not having a clue what to do." Sora nodded, and then changed the subject. </P>
<P>&#9;"I have something to speak to Angemon about." Sora mentioned, not giving any hints about what it was, and remaining oddly secretive.</P>
<P>&#9;"Garudamon told me you needed it, and especially after what happened earlier today, it’s clear it will benefit you greatly." Angemon replied, not giving Takeru any clue as to what "it" was. Takeru, not having much to do with this conversation, and knowing he wouldn’t get a clue as to what they were talking about, got up and left so as not to make them act more secretive, but all sorts of suspicions were brewing.</P>
<P>&#9;"Well, even with what we’ve been working on, I’m still little more then a battery fueling Piyomon and letting it evolve now, hopefully this training will change things." Sora responded, desperately wanting to be able to do something, anything, to help out against the numerous evil digimon threatening the world that meant so much to her.</P>
<P>&#9;"So, why are you keeping this secret from Takeru?" Angemon asked, drawing his staff and attacking to the right.</P>
<P>&#9;"He’ll probably think it’s too dangerous for normal humans to fight digimon, and try to talk me out of it, even though being a normal human didn’t stop either Taichi or Daisuke from being killed by Devimon. Still, he would have a point." Sora responded, somewhat distracted by the thought of Takeru. "Besides, it might be nice to surprise him." She added, bringing her sword up to parry only at the last moment, and leaving her left side completely defenseless.</P>
<P>"Were you actually planning to attack Mugen Dramon like that?" Angemon asked, shooting a much weakened version of heaven’s knuckle, and with Sora’s sword not in a good defensive position at all, making a clean hit. "You were right, you certainly need the training. I know a Knightmon around here who’s a pretty skilled instructor, I think I should introduce him to you." He suggested, knowing that he certainly wouldn’t make Sora into a competent warrior.</P>
<P>&#9;"Good idea." Sora responded, hoping with a skilled instructor, she would hold her own against the numerous digimon she would battle. "So, when can we meet this Knightmon?" She asked, hoping it would be before the next attack.</P>
<P>&#9;"Come to think of it, I think he’s training a group of Angemon and Piddomon right now, you should fit right in. Let’s go, before you miss too much of it." With that Angemon flew out the window, and calling for Garudamon, Sora soon would as well. Despite the efforts at deception made by Sora in flying out through the window, Takeru noticed Garudamon’s large shadow, and followed after to where Knightmon was teaching.</P>
<P>&#9;"What’s going on here?" Takeru wondered. "Why would Angemon, of all digimon, keep something so secret from me. Come to think of it, he has been disappearing often lately, in the direction of Sora and Garudamon’s quarters." Suddenly, it came to him. "Are Sora and Angemon in love and keeping it from me? After what happened at the upper kingdom lake, I thought she returned them. Either way, Angemon keeping something secret from me is very odd, he is my digimon partner after all. I have to know what’s going on." </P>
<P>&#9;"Berserk Sword!" Knightmon yelled, slashing downward at a Dinohumon, which moved it’s small blade up to block, but found it sliced in half from the sheer force of Knightmon’s blow. "When up against an attack of that power, block with the sturdier areas of the sword." The Knightmon instructed, and then began to demonstrate to the many digimon he was training which areas of the sword are best for blocking powerful attacks. However, as he noticed Angemon, Piyomon(Having devolved from Garudamon, in order to actually fit into the dojo) and some weird creature that judging from the few descriptions he had, was called a human. "Angemon, do you really believe that a Piyomon could learn to wield a sword well? As a Garudamon, perhaps, but even they are more suited to fire attacks and have such sharp claws, so why learn kenjutsu as well?" Knightmon asked, sizing up the Piyomon he believed would be his student.</P>
<P>&#9;"Actually, I’m the one who’s supposed to be training." Sora corrected, sweatdropping at the Knightmon’s mistake.</P>
<P>&#9;"You, train?" The Knightmon asked, taken aback by Sora’s comment. "But you are a weak human. You probably couldn’t even hold a weapon heavy enough to inflict damage on any of the enemies we’ll be facing, I’d rather not waste my time."</P>
<P>&#9;"I’ll show you how powerful a weapon I hold." Sora said angrily, eager to prove she wasn’t as useless as so many believed, and charging, unsheathed her sword while leaping into the air to attack.</P>
<P>&#9;"Quite a powerful thrust, but if I so desired, I could easily chop your head off, you are completely defenseless while you execute this attack." Knightmon responded, moving his sword down to block, but his hands were vibrating from the force of the blow, and a look of shock spread through his face, though it could not be seen from under the helmet.</P>
<P>&#9;"Garudamon flame. Very powerful, and lightweight enough that even you can wield it, but it burns the user in the process, unless they are born of fire." Knightmon responded, in shock that a mere human wielded a sword made from such a material. "Very well then, while you are weak now, you have a good deal of potential. I shall train you, though compared to me, you will probably never be more then a mere human." Knightmon agreed, but with an aura of arrogance rivaling that of the late Motomiya Daisuke himself.</P>
<P>&#9;Inside the Mugen Fortress, Lady Devimon finally came out of her deep thought that she had been in for hours. "So, what task is planned for me, m’lady?" Phantomon asked politely, hoping it was not a difficult one.</P>
<P>&#9;"Don’t be so polite to me, you traitor." Lady Devimon commanded angrily. "However, I do have the perfect task for you." She announced, knowing that whether Phantomon failed or succeeded, the results would be beneficial to her. "At the battle for Grey Lord’s mansion, which you did not come on in case the attack failed, and Devimon turned against me, a mysterious group, led by some sort of feline/person mix, helped me out and probably ensured our victory in that crucial battle, so I was able to learn the spell needed to raise Mugen Dramon." Lady Devimon explained.</P>
<P>&#9;"So, what does this have to do with my mission?" Phantomon asked, already having a good idea, but keeping with ritual just the same.</P>
<P>&#9;"Your mission is to find this group, and find out what their motives were for helping me. If it turns out that they plan to turn on me, or already have, and are now my enemies, ensure they can not continue to threaten us." Lady Devimon commanded, hoping Phantomon would be useful in this, it had been bugging her for a while. </P>
<P>&#9;"Very well then, m’lady." Phantomon responded, visibly annoying Lady Devimon, and then floated out of the Mugen fortress.</P>
<P>&#9;As Phantomon floated to what Lady Devimon’s sources believed was Felis’s location, Angewomon looked like she had seen a ghost.(Okay, bad pun.) "Did you see that, Hikari?" Angewomon asked, wondering if she was hallucinating, how could a Phantomon have made it in that far undetected?</P>
<P>&#9;"We have to stop it." Hikari pointed out, trying to fly out the window when she was stopped by Angewomon. "What is it?"</P>
<P>&#9;"Even if it is Phantomon, I’m too injured to do anything, I won’t be able to protect you." Angewomon said sadly, her arm in a sling and much of her upper body wrapped up in bandages like a certain Rurouni Kenshin character, her robes being tattered by the battle and the angel digimon being stuck with only these for covering, and the bandages didn’t even go up far enough to hide the upper third or so of her large, fanservice-designed breasts. "If you died out there, trying to stop Phantomon, not only would I lose you, but I would feel as responsible for your death as I did for Wizarmon’s." Angewomon said, remembering the sorcerer digimon who died to get Hikari her crest and free the angel digimon(Well, a cat digimon back then) from Vamdemon’s rule. She still missed the data-type digimon, and knew that if she lost Hikari like she had lost Wizarmon, being an angel digimon wouldn’t stop her from having a future of despair.</P>
<P>&#9;"What, am I so weak I can’t even take down a Phantomon?" Hikari asked sarcastically, remembering how Vamdemon’s servant was killed by a Heaven’s knuckle aimed for the vampire digimon. She couldn’t just let Angewomon put herself in danger like she had against Lady Devimon again, and though it was cruel, she was angry at Angewomon, and thought the best way to get back at her was to put herself in such peril the same way.</P>
<P>&#9;"No, it’s not that, but…" Angewomon responded, at a loss for how to describe her feelings. She couldn’t make a dramatic confession of love, since her own feelings were conflicted on whether she could bring herself to love again.</P>
<P>&#9;"But what?" Hikari asked, trying to get Angewomon to at least admit her feelings, but the female angel wouldn’t do so.</P>
<P>&#9;"For a long time, Wizarmon was my closest friend, and the only one I could trust. He sacrificed himself so you could obtain your crest, and if you were to die here, that sacrifice would go to waste." Angewomon answered, giving a minor reason in an attempt to convince Hikari not to do so, since she couldn’t bring herself to admit the major one.</P>
<P>&#9;"You should have considered that before nearly letting his sacrifice go to waste against Lady Devimon." Hikari said coldly, never having felt this sort of anger before, and she spread her barely-grown wings to take off.</P>
<P>&#9;At this moment, Angewomon caught a glimpse of the digimental of courage Daisuke once held in Hikari’s D-terminal, and what had happened to the prior two bearers of courage. Angewomon may have been badly injured, but she had to do something, but her injuries were so severe she could barely even fly. But maybe, just maybe, the digimental of courage was the key. Hikari may have been doing this to get back at her, but risking her life like she was doing took true courage, and it might be enough to activate the digimental. No, it wouldn’t work, even if the digimental of courage had the power, Hikari would have to activate it willingly, and the child of light would obviously not do so. Sadly, Angewomon sighed, and hoped Hikari would survive the battle ahead, since all she could do now was hope. </P>
<P>&#9;Where the Phantomon was headed to was an abandoned building, one that the Protectors of the Digital World found to be a suitable hideout. Hikari was following, but not making Phantomon aware of her presence yet, she needed to know what the ghost digimon was up to first. Phantomon arrived, unable to see the protectors in the poorly lit building, but he could still sense their life energy.</P>
<P>&#9;"So, Felis is your name, was it not? Why did you send your group to help Lady Devimon at the battle of Grey Lord’s Mansion?" Phantomon asked, pretty sure it was mere coincidence aligning them, but Lady Devimon had to know. </P>
<P>&#9;At this question, Felis wondered how to respond. Clearly, this nightmare soldier was dangerous, and had to be killed, but the organization was greatly wounded. Black Lilymon was absent, Grappleomon unconscious, and Felis still hadn’t recovered from Ookuwamon’s attack on his leg. And maybe, if he was clever enough, he could pretend to be an ally and gain a chance to assassinate Lady Devimon. No, even if Phantomon was stupid enough to fall for it, Lady Devimon certainly wasn’t, these were not normal digimon, and though he had been trained for infiltration, infiltrating a group of humans and infiltrating a high-level group of dark digimon were extremely different. No, he would have to command his group(Or what remained of it anyway) to make a run for it, and have faith in the half-angel hiding outside the building(Or trying to hide, Phantomon’s ability to sense life and Felis’s feline hearing made it so she wasn’t hiding from anyone, Phantomon just didn’t think her powerful so let himself be followed.) and her ability to stop him, even if Hikari was a half-human. </P>
<P>"Yes, Felis is my name. I helped Lady Devimon in the hopes that Mugen Dramon and Fallen Devimon would destroy one another, I did not realize how strong her vendetta against Angewomon was." The hybrid responded, seeing no reason to conceal the truth from a dead digimon,(There were reasons to do so to undead digimon, but soon he would return to his grave once more, this time eternally.) and arrogant enough to write Phantomon off so quickly.</P>
<P>"In that case, upon the orders of Lady Devimon, you shall die." Phantomon said coldly, without an iota of remorse.</P>
<P>"If you think you can kill me, give it your best shot." Felis replied boldly, knowing on an injured leg and with his group at half-strength he wouldn’t stand a chance, but it would make Hikari more likely to intervene if he put up a struggle. </P>
<P>"Soul Chopper!" Phantomon swung his scythe in a downward arc, and though Felis moved his swords to block, the force of the attack still pushed him back into the wall, despite his block. "Giromon, come through for me, just this once." Felis thought, thinking of the insane ball digimon, and how the attack could at least get them away from the fight, for now. </P>
<P>"Deadly bomb!" Surprisingly enough, Giromon actually came through. A huge explosion rocked the already feeble structure, and in the confusion and near-collapse, Felis, Giromon, and Yami Leomon fled upstairs, carrying Leo with them.</P>
<P>"Death Sent" Phantomon began, knowing a ranged attack would work better, but he never expected intervention of the worst sort, that coming from the half-angel chosen child. </P>
<P>Hikari had seen enough. As if it wasn’t bad enough that Phantomon almost made Angewomon’s sacrifice be in vain, now he was even trying to kill his former allies, who were too injured to threaten him, for what reason? Was it revenge, killing them for trying to come and warn the angel digimon? Or was it just an attempt to win Lady Devimon’s favor. Regardless, she couldn’t let them die so easily. "Heavenly Javelin!" A long spear of bright light formed in Hikari’s hand, and was launched at Phantomon.</P>
<P>"Soul Chopper!" Phantomon swiftly swung downward, deflecting the blast into the ground. However, when it made contact the javelin burst, and when the ball of light cleared, the bottom of Phantomon’s cloak was torn, and it was clear he was greatly wounded by the blast. "Hikari, this isn’t like you at all. I’ve heard all the reports from the other dark lords, and you’ve always been the kindest and most merciful of the group. So why, why now do you nearly kill me with a sneak attack from behind, and judging from the look in your eyes." Phantomon added, noticing Hikari’s brown eyes having narrowed, "You plan to finish me off, to kill me in cold blood. This isn’t like you at all."</P>
<P>Hearing Phantomon’s words, Hikari began to wonder, what was she doing? For so many years, Hikari had displayed an almost unnatural sense of kindness, and was never one to nearly kill a helpless foe, capture or incapacitate perhaps, but never outright murder. Though a part of her told her not to listen to the Phantomon, it was the same one that had tried to trick Lady Devimon into killing Angewomon so recently, there was much truth in his words. But before she could think much more about it, her internal monologue was cut short. "Soul chopper!"</P>
<P>"After 1 year and 7 chapters, the author can’t come up with a decent opening, so what makes you think that would change now?" Chibi-Miyako said. "It’s not easy on us either, with all the time he devotes to the main fanfic he really should focus on the omake more."</P>
<P>"No one even understands it, it’s goal is to make less sense then excel saga after all, why should I devote time to it?" Birdboy2000 said quite rationally, but after being impaled by Chibi-Shurimon, changed his opinion on the matter. Now, back to the "plot"</P>
<P>"Damn you Devimon, haven’t you ever heard of plot immunity!" Chibi-Takeru shouted angrily to the heavens, charging at Andromon.</P>
<P>"Spiral Sword!" Chibi-Andromon responded, but the shot went off target and sliced Chibi-Takeru’s digivice in half, emitting a strong light releasing the black gear. In the interest of time, we will skip the following scene, and jump to an argument on top of infinity mountain instead. </P>
<P>"It’s quite obvious I am the best villain here, only I was able to conquer the digital world." Chibi-Piemon said, trying to convince the other demon lords to serve him.</P>
<P>"Are you kidding me? 4 ultimates on your side and you still lost? At least I bothered to find out from Centarumon how I would fall, and if not for that Dagomon-forsaken Angemon, I would have survived as well." Chibi-Devimon replied, popping a vein at the Piemon’s comment.</P>
<P>"How could any of you adventure characters claim to be the greatest villain, when your personalities are flatter then Lina Inverse’s chest."</P>
<P>"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows."<BR>
&#9;"That Angemon destroyed you as well, Piemon, despite being a lower level of evolution, proves your weakness. You didn’t even take the chosen children seriously until Mugen Dramon’s demise." Chibi-Vamdemon responded angrily, oblivious to a red-haired sorceress’ chanting.</P>
<P>"Buried in the flow of time. In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness. Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power that you and I possess. Dragu Slave!"</P>
<P>At this moment, Infinity Mountain, File City, and much of the surrounding area was obliterated. Vamdemon and Devimon’s chibi counterparts were blown away, and Chibi-Piemon was simply annihilated. </P>
<P>About one week later, Chibi-Vamdemon awoke. "Well, I can’t let these two stop me from ruling the digital world." He mused, and then decapitated them. </P>
<P>"With Piemon out of the way, I can take over now." Chibi-Vamdemon said evilly, oblivious to the presence of the chosen children.</P>
<P>"Hello, you forgetting about me?" Chibi-Angewomon responded, loading her heaven’s arrow.</P>
<P>"Oh, Angewomon! Why can’t the bad guys ever win." Chibi-Vamdemon cried, sick of the constant defeats suffered by villains in every anime except possibly Excel Saga and Shin Seiki Evangelion. </P>
<P>"You make a ton of idiotic mistakes preventing you from winning." Chibi-Taichi taunted, then handed him a list of screw-ups made throughout Digimon Adventure by the villains, beginning with allowing a risk for betrayal like Leomon to fight in the incident at Devimon’s illusionary hotel, when Ogremon and Devimon were strong enough alone to handle the weakened chosen children. </P>
<P>"Unfortunately, due to time constraints and general laziness on the part of the author, this chapter must end now, be sure to check back in a couple years for the next installment in this weird omake." Chibi-Miyako announced, filling in for the depressed(Due to Angemon’s death.) Chibi-Takeru. "And there is some fanfic preceding it too, but the omake is the good part." She added as an afterthought, biased by her chibi views.</P>