Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ God i suck at writing ❯ NOOOO ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer= I don't own anything in this fic so stop asking me!!! HEHE^_^

Nick=hi and welcome 2 my talk show!!!! And my guests 2 day are the cast of digimon 0.1 and 0.2

Guilomon=I thought it was our show???

Nick=+pulls out bow and arrow and shoots guilomon+

(guilomon lays dead on floor)

Nick=AWWWW MAN!!! Its going to take for ever 2 get those blood stains out of my carpet!!!

DC=+sweat drops+

Nick=ok this is the part of the show were I'm supposed 2 ask u guys questions…..if only I could find those flash cards

Dc=+falls down animae style+

Nick=found them!!!!!! Ok first one is for tai Who the hell is tai!

Guilomon=I think that's taichi

Nick=I thought u were dead!!

Guilomon=o ya (lays back down dead)

Nick=anyways taichi y ru cheating on koushiro with yamato?

K+Y=WTF!!!!

Taichi=^_^; ummm… I can explain HEHE^_^;

T+K+Y start fighting

Nick=takes out ray gun and kills t+k+y

Rest of the dc cast eyes are bulging out 0_o

Nick=they were bound 2 kill each other anyways

Kari=U bastard u killed my bro!!!!

Nick=(shoots kari with bow and arrow in the heart)

Kari=y did u do that 4!!

Nick=Dam u survived!! (shoots kari with a ray gun)

Kari=ow…

Nick=(chops off kari's head)

Kari=O so now im supposed 2 be dead now ooo im dead!!!

Nick=(grabs kari's head and throws it in the lost and found) Finally!! On with the show

Dc=^_^;

Nick=next question is for Davis

Davis=o no..

Nick=if u were stranded on a desserted island with all ur friends and had 2 resort 2 cannibalism who would u eat first?

Davis=Wat kind of question is that?

Nick=(brings out gun) Now answer the damn question!!!

Davis=miyako

Miyako=Wtf!!! (takes nicks gun and shoots davis and kills him)

Dc cowering in fear

Nick=u know wat just 4 the hell of it im gonna kill every1 except for takeru and iori (for some mistacle reason every1 dies except 4 iori and takeru)

T+I=(Cowering in fear)

Nick=ok this is my last question wat do u guys think of takori?

T+I=(blushing) umm…

Takeru=this is wat I think of it (pulls iori and kisses him 4 2min)

Nick=+cough+ +points 2 bak room+ +cough+

Nick= ok well that's it ppl see u next week when I interview the cast of yu yu hakusho bye bye HEHE^_^

So wat u think that was my first fanfic so r and r plz!!!