Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ I Am Not The Freaking GAY! ❯ Chappie 1: drugs, kissing, rapage, & motivational tapes ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

I Am Not the Fucking Gay
by:~InsanoFreakChild~

WARNING: YAOI lemon/lime stuff!! No like no read!!!
Hi, this is my first fanfic and is dedicated to friend, zsqueeshmee. She wants me to introduce my muses but I think that's lame.

Ken: Yes, I do think that would be rather absurd. I'm Ichijouji Ken, one of her fucking muses.

InsanoFreakChild: And my boyfriend.

Ken: Am not!

InsanoFreakChild: Oh, yes you are! And don't you deny it! Mine! (hangs on Ken who sweatdrops visibly)

Ken: uhh..... I agreed to be in your story but I don't remember this being in the contract.

InsanoFreakChild: Did you read the very fine print?

Ken: Uhh......

Taichi: I'm Yagami Taichi, the hottest guy ever!

Ken: (whispers loudly) Yagami spelled backwards is "I'm a gay!"

Taichi: Wait! I am not no fuckin queer!

InsanoFreakChild: Shhhhhhh! You'll give away the fuckin plot!

Ken: Like you have one....(InsanoFreakChild glares @ him) So when are you going to do the disclaimer?

Yamato: Yeah, people don't like hearing you talk the whole damn day.

InsanoFreakChild: Why don't you do it then, smart ass?

Davis:(giggles)HeeHee. You said "do it!" (laughs retardedly)

Taichi, Ken, Yamato, & InsanoFreakChild: Grow up!

InsanoFreakChild: Davis, you do the disclaimer.

Davis: Do the disclaimer?(laughs stupidly)

InsanoFreakChild: Stop acting like a stupid 5th grader, dumbfuck. If you don't then you won't get any in my story.

Davis:(groans) Okkkkk, if you have to be cruel and unusual about it. InsanoFreakChild don't own Digimon or anything else. And don't try and sue her, she barely has 50 cents.

zsqueeshmee: And she still owes me six dollars!

InsanoFreakChild: -_- ..... enjoy the story......
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Chappie 1: drugs, kissing, rapage, & motivational tapes

Lying on the floor completely wasted and drunk, with what little brain was left to think, Ken wondered what had gone wrong. He had thrown a wild party at his vacation house on the lake and everyone was invited... especially Daisuke, his best and only friend. Sure he was "friends" with the other digidestined, but he never got close to them even over a span of 4 years. Over the last year he couldn't stop himself from denying the feelings that had been growing inside since the day he felt Daisuke's heart beat along with his own.

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Somewhere across town, Yamato was having similar thoughts, but a little more wanton then Ken. The pain was more than he could bear as he thought about being deep within the one he lusted for and even loved: Taichi Yagami. He began to rubdown the throbbing member between his legs and moaned hoarsely. He could not believe that Taichi would never be his.

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Daisuke lay idly on his bed, the booze still turning in his stomach. His head was throbbing and the heroine was still buzzing beneath his flesh and for some reason unknown to himself, he was firm beneath the boxers he slept in. Why did he fuckin do that? He's my fuckin best friend! Why would he ever try something like that? He knows I'm as straight as an arrow! Maybe he was just too drunk off his ass to realize...... The kiss he had shared with Ken flashed before his eyes and he remembered....
Ken found Daisuke through the
crowd sometime after three
and brought him into a bedroom.

"Whaatissit?" Daisuke had asked
in a drunken tone.

"It's that I need you... soo... badly...."
Ken said drawing himself nearer,
pressing his body against Daisuke
and enveloped him in a
death-defying kiss that made him
moan in pleasure without intending to.
Daisuke had been too drunk to resist.

Daisuke realized that he was getting considerably harder, but the memory was too good to stop now. Wait, WTF am I thinking?!! I am NO FUCKIN QUEER! He drifted off to sleep with the memory of those tender fiery lips and the hungry tongue that had made its way from his own eager mouth to across his shoulders and chest. Ken had only gotten them both half undressed before Daisuke had realized what was going on, smacking Ken full in the face and cussing him out, and ditching the party, leaving Ken extremely hurt. In his sleep Daisuke twisted and turned, tears in his eyes, remembering Ken's deep blue pools of hurt and sadness.

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Taichi was pacing his room, occasionally tripping on a random object, ranting about Yamato both aloud and in his thoughts . "DAMN HIM! THAT FUCKING QUEEER1 HOW COULD HE EVER- WHY WOULD HE EVER DARE- I mean I'm NOT gay, but I SHOULD BE ON TOP! NO ONE EVER TRIES TO FUCK TAICHI! NO ONE EVER! WHAT EVER MADE HIM EVEN THINK HE COULD EVEN TRY! FUCK HIM TO THE FUCKIN HELL!! " He continued to rant in his mind occasionally damning Yamato aloud. Eventually Kari came in, stoned like usual, asking what was wrong. Taichi just growled, "Nothing is the FUCKING wrong! Now get the hell to bed!" He shoved Kari out of his room. Now I can get back to thinking......... That fucking bastard tried to rape me. I can't believe I had to see his FUCKIN eight incher.... Goddammit, if it had been the other way around.... that damn fine hottie would have been heaven fucking him... Wait. WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK?!!!! I must be really wasted... He had to admit that Matt was one sexy beast. But that does NOT mean I'm gay! He fell asleep listening to a motivational tape that had been recorded over to say, "I am not gay. I am not gay. I am not gay. I never will be gay. I am not gay. What am I? Not gay. I am not gay......"

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Ken's hands were trembling near to his exposed hard trembling cock. Ken had never masturbated, never had any need or want to, or planned to do it in any point in his life. He had grown up in a strict family, although not religious, would frown on what he was about to do. It was immoral. His parents still believed he was perfect. Perfect people did not touch themselves. Perfect people did not harm themselves. Perfect people were not gay- fuck that. He couldn't help loving Daisuke. He didn't want to disappoint his parents anymore, but the need was too much to bear. I wouldn't be doing this now if you hadn't rejected me, Daisuke, Ken thought as his hands finally met flesh. He moaned at the new feeling. He began rubbing himself and he skewered his eyes shut. Behind his eyes he was imagining that it wasn't his own hands at work but Daisuke's. When he finally came he screamed a nearly incoherent word that was meant to be Daisuke, "Daaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssuuuuuuukkkkkkkkeeeeee" Thank God my parents aren't home. Ken opened his eyes and they were met with Wormmon's; he had seen the whole thing from Ken's doorway.

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Ken: So what are you Taichi?

Taichi: Not gay!

InsanoFreakChild: We all believe you Taichi......

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