Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ I'm a pop culture HACK! ❯ Young bloonisim ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon, I don't even own the freakin' "PLOT". I just patched it togather, if you can guess where I got the "plot" you get a cookie. Author notes: I made the Digimon very OOC, Guilmon acts like "the leader", Renamon acts like "the Master" and terriermon acts like "meatwad", OH CRAP I just gave away where it come from! _________________________________________________ "gentlemen!" Yamaki Mitsuo said to ADR-01 in the large empty lab on top of "madness mountan", "get aload of this!". A large metal door open and a wherl pool in time and space sucked ADR-01 in. "This thing!" Yamaki finished..... Before his hair caught fire. "AH! MY HAIR WARMER!". __________________________________________________ "What the hell happen to my lawn?!" Seika shouted as she peered out her window, outside where her lush green lawn was there was a crude, very burnt patch of blackness with a fire here and there. "Terriermon" Guilmon said to Terriermon who was holding a empty book of matches, "you don't use matches to mow lawns". "Sorry Guilmon, but Renamon told me that's how it's done." Guilmon rolled his eyes, he should have figured. Heading into Renamon's room, she wasn't there. And after Guilmon and Terrriermon stopped spazzing from the bizarre colour posters and wild bedsheet patters they headed for the only other place she would be. "Why are you in my pool again you freak?" Seika said, standing in the doorway staring at the lodging shadow spirit-type digimon floating in a large above ground pool with "hotrod flames" on the sides of the pool. "Isn't it bad enough you slept with my daughter and got her summer home in the devorce". The fox lifted her head to add "and I got her -our- daughter out of it", Seika sighed and was about to leave when Renamon's two roommates, the one that did things and the other that did stuff, or Guilmon and Terriermon, walked through the hole in the fence. "There you are" Guilmon said, "Did you tell Terriermon that he can use mathes to mow Hata-sama's front lawn?", Terriermon quip in "she promised me five yen." Hata Seika glared at Renamon, who was sipping from a martini that wasn't there before. Guilmon let out a defeated sigh, "if there's a god I'll get a break from this maddness". Well, aparantly there is a god because a wherlpool in time and space decided to appear over head and suck in Hata Seika and Matsuda Guil and in turn spit out a bottle that crashed on renamon's head! "Hang on Renamon, I'll save you!" Terriermon said as he went and got a rope, but by then renamon was standing up with long, long, looong blond hair, "Holy crap! I got hair!" Renamon shouted. "Well, yeah." Terriermon noted, "you've always had hair" "no, that was fur". Terriermon looked up at the wherlpool as it closed, "what will we do?". Renamon, still fluffing her new hair, just said "here's what we'll do" Terriermon lean in close to listin, "I'll go downtown, head into edwardo's and get this volumed, you on other hand Terriermon will go sit on a grill" with that Renamon walked off. Later on. Renamon, sans new hair, was sitting in her leather chair watching tv mumbling about "Edwardo's stupid hair removle", Terrriermon came in. "I'm hugery" Terriermon said, without looking Renamon spoke "there's a noodle over there" she pointed to the tv's power cable. "That's not a noodle" Terriermon quip, "you know" Renamon got off the chair, "you're right, hang on." Renamon went into the kitchen and came back with a plate, when she was done the power cable was on the plant. "Look, I not that stupid" Terriermon said, "that's the tv cord, if I eat it i'll get a shock. So where's the real noodle?" "okay, okay. You caught me, it's in the dryer drying off." "Thought so" Terriermon said as he went off to get the "noodle", Ruki then came in with her overnight bag. "What happen to you?" Renamon asked her step-daughter with real concern, REAL CONCERN PEOPLE! Ruki staggered towards the couch and began the whole story, when Ruki got to her birth mom's house Rumiko was hidding behind the curtent swearing the yellow school bus across the bus was really "The bus of the undead!" and kept her up for an entire week because of it. Renamon sighed, "she's back on 'that' again?" Ruki nodded. You see, during the three years Oshia Renamon was merried to Rumiko she (Rumiko) was babbling that the bus in the front lawn was really "The bus of the undead." "Okay, I'll bring this up to the judge next week" Renamon said as she sat in the chair, "why are you seeing a judge next week?" Ruki asked while she laid down. "The insident at burger king, it involved the over salted fries." ________________________________________ Four weeks later. The wherl pool in time and space opened up and spat out both Guilmon and Saika, Guilmon got up and brushed himself off. "That's the last time I visit the caniblia demention" Guilmon said. "Yeah, but the food was good though" Saika said before she headed back into her house, Guilmon went into his own home. "Hey Renamon" Guilmon said as he walked into the living room, "uh, where's Terriermon?" "In the dryer". Guilmon sighed as he went to let the dog digimon out. ______________________________________________ Ad Break ______________________________________________ Mr. Deetz: (*Is sitting at the kitchen table eatting oeros while babysitting his granddaughter, Alice) Heh, oeres. All off a sudden a migget pirate runs by and goes under the sink, an alien pops out of the frige and followed the pirate. Mr. Deetz/Alice: Huh? Anouncer: How many times has this happen to you? The Guy off stage: Bring, Bring. Mr. Deetz: (*Utterly confused*) What the? Snookie the cat: (*Picks up the phone*) Hello? Mr. Deetz: (* Trys to cover oeros.*) Boss: You're late, why are you late? Snookie the cat: I.. Uh.. (*Hangs up phone*), ARG! I wish there was a way to create excuses that won't get me into trouble. Anouncer: Sorry Homo, We here at spicka build..... No, wait, we do build thouse things. Magically a device appeared in a "ping". Snookie the cat: Wow, the "Spicka excuse machine 3000"! Guy off stage: Bring-Bring. Boss: (*Not letting snookie pick up the phone*) why aren't you at work? Snookie the cat: (*Hits the button the the "spicka excuse machine 3000"*.) Spicka Excuse Machine 3000: I have cancer. Boss: (*Stunned*) Sorry to hear that, take as much time as you need. Snookie the cat: Thanks spicka! _____________________________________ Terriermon came out of the dryer very dizy, "whao, I want my noodle". Guilmon was silent as Terriermon walked into the living room, Renamon was watching tv and Ruki was at her mothers. "I'm hungery" Terriermon said, "there's a popicle in the pool, jump take this radio with you" Renamon lifted up a electeric radio. Guilmon shook his head, Terriermon felt a weird feeling and Renamon felt alot of pain. Renamon was on the celing as Terriermon kept shotting out a bolt of lightning. "Aw, hell" Guilmon said, "Static cling". __________________________________________________ Ad break. ____________________________________________________ Edward: (*Is tring on clothes while Vicious is holding a stack of clothes*) Visie, do you think makes me look too skinny? (*comes out in a one peice swimsuit with fluffy "cuffs" around the arms, legs, neck holes.*) Vicious: Nope. (*See cameraguy*) Hey! You perv! Edward, that guy was tring to take a peek! (*pulls out sword.*) Edward: What! Blood! Freeze frame. the two are about to kill the cameraguy. Anouncer: How many times has this happen to you? You just wanted to peek on cute girls but there boyfriends always caught you? Well you're a perv! We here at Spicka Inc. We make products for our todays villians! Digimon Kaizer (Who is Tokato): Why am I here? I'm not the "Kaizer" type! Guy off stage: Because Ken's busy! J-reaper:(*Off stage*) I love you for this! Digimon Kaizer: (*Flustered*) Well.. Uh... FORGET JUSTICE! I want to be evil! (*Pulls of Ken's Kaizer uniform to revile one like Ken's only red where it was blue, and gold where black.*) Show me your crap so I, We, can take over the world! J-reaper: (*Stars in eyes*) I love you. Digimon Kaizer. Tokato: Uh, Digimon Kaizer is a bit too dull, how about the Digimon Messiah! (*Picks up J-reaper and they both leave the Stage, Tomoe Souichi and Kaorinite wonder in.*) Tomoe: Uh, Spicka! Support the Soul Busters. Tomoe: I never agreed to that! _____________________________________________ Do to some problems in recording we just came in near the end where Guilmon, Renamon and Terriermon lounge around the living room. "That was exciting!" Guilmon said while flipping though the channel. He stopped on a new report, "What is he doing now?" _____________________________________________ News break. ____________________________________ Ann: This is Ann Gora, Kat's eye news. There's a psycho terrorizing downtown MegaKat city in a giant mech suit. (*In the background the devil gundam is swaying back and forth drunkly*) It's just another day here. Oh! One last thing, Callie baby, I'll be late (*Ann winks*) so don't start without me. ____________________________________ Callico Briggs Blushed deeply as the Swat Kats, Darkat, Dr. Viper, Abby, Felina and Steel stared at her. ************************************************ End!