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Interviews with the Stars:Digimon

Matt:Hi, I'm Matt Jennkins, but some of you know me as MattAttack.

Joe:And I'm Joseph Lord, or LordJoe to all you party people on the east side.Party over here party over there.

Matt:Uh.... no.

Joe:I know

Matt:Anyways, today we will be interviewing the stars of the hit anime series Digimon.

Joe:Who likes what? What likes who? Whose doing what? and Whose doing who?(heh-haaaaaaaah, shizam!)

Matt:Ok you really gotta stop it

Joe:I know

Matt:Unfourtunatly Yamato Ishida could'nt be here because..... uh what did he tell us again?Joe:That we were insignificant, and we would never amount to anything

Matt:Well Yamato, your band never gonna make it out of the garage.

Kari:Uh are you guys gonna interview us or not?

Matt:Oh yeah back to the interviewing. Uh Kari I think Joe had a question for you.

Joe:Are you and Tai really brother and sister?

Kari:No..

Matt:That was the stupidest question ever!

Mimi:Why is'nt Joe here

Matt:He is he's right here

Mimi:No Joe from Digimon

Matt:There's a guy named Joe on Digimon?

Mimi:Yes, remember Joe Kido

Matt:Oh yeah. But honey this is "Interview with the STARS"

Joe:Ok Davis, how do you get your hair in that weird shape?

Matt:God you are a dumbass

Joe:Hey man that-

Tai:Um Um Um. Interview

Matt:I'll ask the questions, Tai, did you feel kind of like a mentor to the new kids.

Tai:Yeah in a way, I set an example of what a great actor was.

TK:What are you talking about, you sucked

Tai:You are 2 inchs away from an asswhopn'

TK:Whatever. Everone knows I'm the only star here.

Kari:Oh yeah right

TK:Shut up flat chest.

Kari:....dope dick

Davis:hahahahah....dope dick that was good.

Matt:Hey hey hey. We're doing this for MediaMiner.org, kids might be readin'

Mimi:I dont feel comfortable here

Matt:Ken how has the show changed your life?

Ken:Well I used to get picked on at school, because my hair was blue. But if it was'nt Digimon I never would've met Yolei, come here girl.

Ken and Yolei start makin out all over the place.

Kari:Oh god get a room

Davis:hahahahah .......get a room that was good

Matt:Dang! check out the tounge action, I think theyre the next Brittney and Ashton.

Joe:uhhg uhhg uhhg... MediaMiner.org

Matt:Oh yeah... uuuh which one is Izzy?

Joe:The nerdy lookin one.

Matt:Him?

Joe:No that's Cody

Sora:Matt?

Matt:Yo?

Sora:Do you even watch the show?

Matt:uuuh....yeah..of of...of course I watch it.

Joe:no you dont

Matt:Yeah I do

Joe: you watch kari

Matt:She's.....part of the....show

Matt:Oh yeah Faye were'nt you in Playboy?

Joe:Wrong Anime

Matt:Oh I mean Kari are you single at the moment?

Kari:yes but how do that relate to-

Sora:Why are all of the questions for Kari?

Matt:cuz I dont know the rest of your names

Joe:That's all of the time we have.

Matt:Kari, I'm hungry if you know what I mean.

Kari:How about some of my pie?

Davis:hahahahah...............pie that was- wait a second.

Kari:My place. now. lets go, Matt

Matt:MattAttack has got to go. See you guys on the next "Interview with the Stars"