Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ MST3K: T.K., Kari, and Davis star in "Play My Game" ❯ Default Title ( One-Shot )

In the not-too-distant future, somewhere in time and space,

Pearl Forrester was hatching an Evil Scheme.

She kidnapped some authors from the Internet,

Just a bunch of irregular 'peeps she didn't like.

Her experiment needed some good test cases,

But those were all taken so she took what she could get!

Get! Us! Do-o-o-o-o-own! (We resent that…)

I'll send them random fanfics,

The strangest I can find,

La-la-la!

They'll have to sit and watch them all, and I'll monitor their minds.

La-la-la!

Now keep in mind they can't control where the fanfics begin or end,

La-la-la!

They'll try to keep their sanity with the help of their crazy friends.

Roll Call!

HIKARI ROIVAS: Wax on, wax off.

JESANAE TEKANI: I love Jon Bon Jovi!

ROBSTER80: See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist, you better run!

JENNIFER MORTOOOOOOON: I'm retired from writing, leave me alone!!!

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts,

La-la-la!

It's a fricking blatant plot hole, just fuck off and relaz…

…for Mystery Science Theater 3000!" (Twang!)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: "Play My Game"

MST by Hikari Roivas

(The Satellite of Love. Inside, we see our space-faring heroes playing a grueling four-person Elimination Battle Royal on a Playstation 2)

Jennifer: God, I HATE wrestling games!

Jesanae: Sadly, it was Kari's turn to pick the game.

Hikari: Hehehe…

Robster80: Well, maybe we'd be able to beat him if he wasn't always that Shawn Michaels guy.

Hikari: Hey, the Heartbreak Kid is the best ever, and he's the best I'm with in Smackdown 4. Why would I be anyone else?

Robster80: This is true…

(Screen shuts off and we see Castle Forrester. Pearl, the Observer, and Professor Bobo are standing at the control desk)

Pearl: Hey there, losers! How're my favorite prisoners?

Jennifer: Anger levels rising…

Jesanae: Blood beginning to boil…

Pearl: Lovely, truly touching…NOW GET IN THE THEATER!

(lights and sirens blare)

Jesanae and Jennifer: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robster80: Oh shit! We're in trouble now!

Hikari: Lead the way, Harpo!

Robster80: (Harpo Marx) Beep, beep!

Hikari: Translation, "FANFIC SIGN!"

(All enter theater. A web browser has already downloaded the fanfic.)

Play My Game

R80: (Motorhead) Time to play the Game!

It was very late in the Digiworld. All of the DigiDestined were sitting around the campfire, talking about how they should go about defeating the Digimon Emperor.

Jenn: (Sora) C'mon guys, let's just get his parents to take away his computer privileges.

"I have no idea what to do, but I do know that first of all we have to get rid of the black spirals and the control spyres." Yolei piped up.

Jesse: (Mimi) Weren't we just talking about the Emperor here?

Kari: (Tai) I think so, but I'm not certain.

"I agree, after all, those are the very tools that control all of the Digimon." Izzy replied.

Kari: (Cody) HELLO?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DIGIMON EMPEROR DISCUSSION!?

"How can we, there's too many of them!?" Davis asked with a little bit of nervosness in his voice.

R80: (Wizard of Oz) Control spyers, black rings, and black spirals, OH MY!

Jesse and Kari: (Jim Ross) OH MY!

"The only way that we can destroy more then 2 at a time is to spilt up into groups and destroy them. We'll all meet back here at the next sundown and see how far we've gotten. Yolei, you go with Cody. Matt you'll be paired up with Mimi. Izzy, you'll go with Joe. I'll go with Sora, and Kari can go with T.K and Davis." Tai said.

Jenn: Ladies and gentlemen, the "fearless leader" has spoken.

R80: (Matt) Dibs on the Forest Of Irrelevant Street Signs!

"That sounds like a great idea. Well, we'll met you guys back here at sundown." Yolei shouted as her and Cody ran off into an opposite direction.

Jenn: (Tai) Wait! That's the incorrect opposite direction!

"Oh man, this is a great oppertunity. If onlyI can get T.E out of the way, I could make a move on Kari."

R80: (Cody) Hey, Davis STILL doesn't know how to spell T.K.!

All: (cruel merciless laughter)

Davis thought to himself while eyeing Kari from head to toe. "Okay Let's get a move on!" Tai confidently remarked as the others split up with there Digimon.

Jesse: (Tai) Ow! Matt, watch where you're swinging that stick!

Kari: (Butt-head) I try to hit you with a stick, and you, like, try to get out of the way.

"Okay, that only leaves us." T.K whispered.

R80: (Rizzo The Rat) Why are we whispering?

Kari: (The Great Gonzo) It's for dramatic emphasis.

"That's fine with me, but where should we go first?" Kari asked.

Kari: (Saliva) (singing) I'll open your eyes and make you see, / I'm the king of my world, / I'll break down the walls around you, now. / I'm the king of my world, / I'll break down the walls around you… / AROUND THE WALLS OF JERICHO!

Jenn: What the hell does that have to do with the fic?

Kari: No idea.

All: (sweatdrop)

They all looked around each other. Tai and Sora had gone north to go to the Geckomon Village, Matt and Mimi had headed for the old western town where Deputymon and Starmon took care of things, Izzy and Joe had headed off for Primary Village to see if there was a control spyre there, Yolei and Cody were headed for the area where spiral mountain once existed, leaving Kari, Davis and T.K only one more place to search.

Jesse: ("Road Dogg" Jesse James) We've got a Wendy's, a McDonalds, a Subaru's, and a Triple X Adult Entertainment Center.

R80: ("Triple H" Hunter Hurst Helmsley) Let's go to

The Triple X place!

Jesse: ("Road Dogg" Jesse James) Why don't we go get ourselves a nice slice of pie?

"why don't we search around this area here?" Davis asked the others. "Since everyone else has at least somewhere good to go, why don't we just stay here and search the whole place."

Kari: (T.K.) Sure, Davis, let's sure the WHOLE FRICKING ISLAND OURSELVES! Idiot!

R80: (Ren) Stimpy, you IDIOT!

"Uhh....oh alright. I guess we'll use your idea for once Davis." Kari sarcastically mocked.

Jesse: Yeah, go girl!

Davis, T.K and Kari headed into one direction until they came to a dead end.

Kari: (Kevin Klein from "Dave") And we're walking, we're walking, we're walking, we've stopped!And it's…Bill Johnson, Secretary of State, it's an honor to meet you, sir!

"Oh great...just great. Now what!?" Davis asked. "I've always heard that 3's a crowd, so why don't we split up 2 to 1? I mean, I'll go with Kari and T.K can just go off on his own with Patamon." He suggested.

Jenn: Isn't this a lemon?

R80: Yeah, so?

Jenn: Eek! T.K., stay with them! I'd rather see humans doing humans than humans doing flying potroasts!

Kari: (Beavis) Heh-heh-heh…wang!

Jesse: Eep! (Smacks Kari)

Kari: Ow!

"NO WAY!!! I'm not leaving, why don't you go?" T.K started the argument.

Jesse: Technically, didn't Davis start the argument?

While Davis and T.K were fighting over who got to stay with Kari, she had something else on her mind. Something in her eyes changed as she seductively licked her lips.

Jenn: (Kari Kamiya) Does anyone have Chap-stick?

"Wait you two. You can both stay with me. After all, as I always say, 3's CUMpany." Kari said it just like that.

Kari: (Quiet Riot) (singing) Cum on feel the noise, / Girls ROCK their boys!

Davis's and T.K's mouth dropped open with amazement.

Kari: (Davis) Holy shit! She displayed personality!

R80: (T.K.) Can she do that?

"Okay then, if we're both staying, what were you planning on doing with the both of us??" Asked T.K Kari said nothing at all. She just licked her lips again and strutted over to the both of them.

R80: (T.K.) Okay, Kari, you can use my damn Chap-stick, geez!

"Why don't we play a little game that I call "Two On One"?" Kari suggested, with a little coy smirk on her face.

All: (Motorhead) TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!

Jesse: I foresee that rant shall be used again in this MST.

"Alright, how do we play that?" Davis asked, dumbfounded.

Kari: Easy. Tab A goes into Slot B.

Jenn: Lather, rinse, and repeat.

Kari looked him in the eyes...just the look that gave him suggested what to do.

R80: They're communicating by blinking.

"Uhhh...oh!" Davis was shocked.

Jesse: Delayed reaction.

"Yeah you idiot. She wants us to do her good you dope!" T.K yelled in Davis's ear.

R80: (Marilyn Manson) (singing) We're all stars now, / In the Dope Show. / We're all stars now, / In the Dope Show!

Kari: (Marilyn Manson) (singing) There's lots of pretty, pretty ones, / That want to get you high. / But all the pretty, pretty ones, / Will leave you alone, and blow your mind!

"HEY!!! Just who do you think you're calling a dope T-Gay?" Davis yelled equally as loud back to T.K.

Jenn: What is it with this guy and remembering two letters?

"Enough enough. Let's just get the game started." Kari meekly said, pulling off her skirt and undoing her buckle of her pants.

Kari: No good can come of this…

Davis could feel his hard on getting harder. After all, this WAS his Dream girl stripping infront of him. T.K just stared at Kari with a certain lust spark in his eyes. Kari pulled down her pants, to reveal that she wasn't wearing any panties. Davis started to drool at this site. Kari's tender and soft pussy was right there, and waiting for him. Davis took of his gloves and clothes and discarded them ontothe ground in a pile. T.K took off his hat and his clothes, and got ready. T.K's 6" cock was right infront of Kari's face, begging for a lick.

Kari: I repeat, no good can come of this!

Kari's mouth surrounded his hard prick, sucking on it like a straw. Davis could no longer take this kind of torture, he thrust himself into Kari's warm cunt.

R80: ("Road Dogg" Jesse James) Now then, two tears in a bucket, and if you ain't down with that, then I've got two words for ya…SUCK IT!

"Ahnnn...OH YES!" Kari screamed as she felt Davis bucking in and out of her.

R80: …I honestly can't think of anything here.

Jesse: Me too.

Jenn: Ditto

Kari: (Ash Ketchum) A Ditto, where?

R80: Haha, that old line!

Meanwhile, T.K was in absolute bliss as Krai sucked on his hard member. Her right hand was stroking and massing his balls while her left hand was stroking it up and down in time to her rythm of sucking. T.K felt a warm sensation building up inside of him until he could no longer take it.

Kari: Fight it, T.K., fight the temptation!

R80: (John "Florida" Hickery) …and before you start I am not a racist. I hate everybody irrelevant of other issues, but I especially hate Yankees! By which I mean anyone from Georgia or further north…

"Aaaaahhh! Kari I'm cumming!" T.K screamed as he shot all his sweet seeds into Kari's mouth.

Kari: (Maurice Chavez) Dios mio! You shot him! There-there-there's blood, and-and pubic hair all over the studio!

T.K could feel it being immediately gulped down. Davis strated pumping Kari even faster, making her moan in pure sexsual bliss.

R80: (Groucho Marx) So ladies, if four-mones persist, see your doctor. If your doctor persists, use caution.

"Ohh...harder Davis HARDER!" She mewed into the air.

Jenn: (Aya Brea) Harder, harder damnit! Daniel, you're not pushing hard enough!

R80: (Daniel "Bo" Dollis) Damnit, Aya, I'm trying but the door's stuck!

Davis obeyed her command and thrust himself into her tight cunt harder and faster then ever before. Soon he came, shooting all his jism into her twat. This brought Kari over the edge.

Kari: (Vince McMahon) Dude Love faces the current, reigning, and defending champion Stone Cold Steve Austin for the WWF Championship tonight, at, Over The Edge In Your House Pay-Per-View!

"Unhh...DAVIS!!" She screamed as her orgasm hit, shooting her sex juices against Davis's cum.

Jenn: (Kari Kamiya) OH GOD NO! I'M NOT PROTECTED! I DON'T WANT DAVIS' CHILD! NOT DAVIS! HELP ME!

"Huff huff...Now let's trade places." Davis told T.K

Kari: (Eddie Murphy) Is there a problem, officers?

T.K had no problem with this, as he and Davis traded places.

R80: (Dan Akroyd) Looking good, Billy-Ray!

Kari: (Eddie Murphy) Feeling good, Lewis!

"Are you two having fun yet with my little game?" Kari asked.

Jenn: (Davis) It's okay, but I thought we were going to play Chess!

"OH yeah...we have NO problem what so ever." Davis remarked.

Kari: (T.K.) Uh, guys…I've got a problem…

Jesse: (Kari Kamiya) Again? Oh, come on, T.K., are you impotent or what?

"Good...continue then." Kari replied.

Jenn: (Princess Leia Organa) Help me, Obi-Won Kenobi, you're my only hope!

Davis put his erect penis inside of Kari's mouth. T.K wasn't so sure how to fuck a girl, since this was his first time. T.K kind of knew what to do. He shoved his dick inside of Kari and got a good reaction. She moaned loudly, but it was little muffeled since Davis's cock was in her mouth. Kari bobbed her head up and down on Davis's member, making him quietly moan with pleasure. She rubbed his balls gently and teasingly with her left hand, and squeezes on his ass cheeks with her right. Kari was enjoying this greatly, because she also secretly liked Davis, and T.K was her little sweatheart. T.K started to slowly establish a rythm inside of Kari. Her inner walls were clamping against his cock.

Jenn: (T.K.) HOLY SHIT! I TRIED TO PULL OUT AND IT CAME OFF! I'M A EUNICH!!!!!!!

"Oh God...you're...so tiiight!" T.K moaned, trying to hold his orgasm back.

R80: Didn't Davis just do her? Shouldn't she still be stretched out?

Kari: Ladies, would you care to comment on that?

Jesse and Jenn: NO!

Kari licked a few circles around Davis's cock head. Kair's tongue was almost begging Davis to cum, then finally the moment came.

R80: (Booker T) Tell me…I did not…just see that…!

Kari: Everyone, do Bischoff!

All: (Eric Bischoff) I'm back! / And I'm better than ever! / I've got a knack, / For making things better. / Face facts, / `Cause your opinion don't matter. / This maniac's, / Gonna step on whoever…

"Uhh...KARI!" Davis shouted as he shot all of his seed into her mouth.

Jenn: Oh my god! He shot Kari in the mouth! Now she's a mute!

Kari: (Monty Python) …and there was much rejoicing.

All: (monotone) Yay.

Kari swallowed this salty and warm cum down with no argument. Davis was a little tired, but he kept on letting her suck his cock. T.K thrust himself inside of Kari faster and harder than ever.

Kari: (T.K.) Oh sweet Jesus! I think I lost my watch in there!

"Man, she's so tight...I'm gonna cum soon!" T.K thought in his mind. "I can feel it...oh Kari..."

R80: (Butt-head) Fire those retrorockets, shoot the fruiton torpedos, and, like, make us go that way!

Kari: (Beavis) Aye aye, captain!

"Aaaahhhnnn!" T.K moaned as he felt his essence being injected into Kari's system.

Jenn: (Kari Kamiya) AHHHH! I'M NOT PRO-…aw, screw it, at least it's my Takeru-chan ^^!

"oh T.K...Keeeyaaaaaaaaahhh!" Kari sceamed as loud as she could as her orgasm waved over her. Her wetness surrouned T.K's dick as he pulled it out of her.

R80: God I wish I were back at my hideout, with Veemon, Gotsumon, and the others. We had barf bags and dark glasses for times like this.

T.K and Davis collapsed from sheer exhaustion. Kari licked her lips, satisfied. She put her clothes back on and cuddled up next to the two, running what happened to her back again and again in her mond.

Jesse: (Kari Kamiya) HELP ME! I'M RUNNING FROM THE SEX!

"Maybe they WERE worthy to play my game after all."

All: (Motorhead) TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!

The End!

(Doors slam. We see Robster80 lying on a couch in the living area)

Robster80: Oh sweet Isis! My aching head!

Jennifer: What's wrong?

Robster80: I think I got dumber from reading that lemon!

Hikari: Don't worry, Ami will help you recover.

Robster80: Ah yes, my beautiful Ami. Thank you, Roivas, for that little pick-me-up.

Hikari: Your welcome, oh Almighty One.

(Castle Forrester. Chaos reigns. Observer is trying to get Bobo into a giant flea bath)

Brain Guy: Mistress, please, help me!

Pearl: What? Me? And ruin my nails?

Brain Guy: But Mistress…

Pearl: Oh fine. Hold on a second.

(Pearl hits the button. End credits roll)

Pearl: (V.O.) Down, Bobo, damnit calm down- OW! FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M CALLING THE GODDAMNED ANIMAL CONTROL!