Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 5 ( Chapter 5 )

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Tai Live 5: PikaFlash's World DX
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au

Opening Theme:

Jerry Springler:

"I hate Teletubbies"

Mimi: I can't believe we must work with him. Look at his ears...

Chichi: I reckoned that you look like a fat Teletubby that needs to go on a diet...

Mimi: Oh yeah!!! We shall see...

Tai: Excuse me ladies, excuse me ladies. I think I'm in the wrong show...

Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...

Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...

Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:

Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...

Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowedge and more!!!

Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...

Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*

The Mobile Tai-Live: The newed Feature, where Tai or Kari will be traveling around Japan,
America or Australia to get a glimspe of the popularity of Digimon(or join in with the
festival that's taking place)...(Next Episode)

What the...: Tai and gang will find weird things that are picked up from the ground and may
have a curious puppy look on the object...as Tai introduces the object to the public...(Next
episode)

Guest Star/Author: Tai will ask an author that will do something secret for the episode...and
Tai will ask the Star/Author to make an apperance and do the scene...oh and btw, we can't
gurantee as the choices are random...heheheheheheheh(Next Episode)...

The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...

Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...

*Introduction*

Tai is on stage

Tai: I like to admit that I am a shortarse...but a girl wanted to be surgically stretched
because she does not recieve the minimum height requirment...like this, "Would you like
Chicken or beef?" "Let me think...wait a minute!!! YOU ARE BELOW THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT BY
an INCH!!!" Well, why would she do this when there are other jobs in the Flight industry...

Then, Tai walks to his desk...

Tai: Well, at he end of the fic, I'll be doing this stunt outside the studio where I'll be
running from a barrage of water bombs prepared by Kari and Sora, isn't that right?

*On the Super Tai Box*

*Kari: Yeah! We'll be from up here, tossing some water bombs onto Tai...*

*Sora: It's part of a bet where Tai would run to the limo down below without getting wet...*

Tai: Well, I will win this time, Sora...not like the last time...

*Sora: That's because the last time, your breath stinks...anyway, catch ya later, Taichi-kins*

Tai: Ok, if you haven't noticed, but haven't you noticed that most Television Stations have
decided to put their transparant channel symbols on a TV show, and I'm starting to think that
that sucks...

Then Tai was staring at a "fly" flying in the screen, as Tai whacks it to the camera...

Tai: Clear it...

Joe walks from the back stage and wipes off the remanants of the "Fly"...

Tai: Oh, and get rid of the FOX's sign over there, while you're at it...*points to the Fox
logo on the TV screen*

Joe tries to wipe off the sign, but insteand, the camera was just like brand new...

Tai: Never mind...Ok, ever since something weird's happening the weather's getting weird and
we find it too late for Christmas, but we have been doing a few investigations and a few weird
answers led to the fact that this has ended up as Taiing with Tai...

*Taiing with Tai*

Tai: What was the worst Christmas present you got?

Serena: Socks...

Tai: I thought only boys have them?

Serena: No, this also goes for girls...

*

Tai: So what was the worst present you have got for Christmas?

Darien: Hankerchiefs

Tai: How many?

Darien: Too many.

*

Yolei: A bar of soap that's already un wraped and rewraped in present paper...

Tai: Oh I see. You?

Ken: Mine is more like a Round-robin present...because I got the same book 5 times!!!

*

Tai: What was the worst present you got for christmas...

Gohan: Some boxers and wrong colored socks...

*

Tai: What was the worst present you have got for Christmas?

Mimi: A G-String...

Tai stares at the camera...

*

Tai: Did you say, "HEY! No more freakin hankys!!!"?

Darien: No. I just say, "Thank you."

*

Goku: I didn't have time to spend Christmas with my family...

Tai: I see, so any present is a good present, right?

Goku: Right...

Tai: Here. *picks a leaf from a tree* Merry Christmas...

Goku: I think that's the worst present I got for Christmas...

*

Tai: If I give you a hanky, what do you say?

Darien: "No more freakin hankys?!!!

Tai: So, what was the worst present you give someone?

Darien: A Bouquet of Thorny Roses...

*

Amy: Underwear...grandma size!!!

Tai: Did you send any?

Amy: No.

*

Tai: So, what was the worst present you gave someone?

Goku: Nails and pins in a plastic box...

*

Mimi: I hate socks that are small...

Tai: Ok, to anyone who knows Mimi, no small socks that are below the heel...

*

Tai was siting at his desk filled with stuffed toys that look like Cartman, Austin Powers, a
purple hippo, and an Action Man figure...

Tai: O, today's guest is kinda like to be able to tell the diffrence from "Ho ho ho" to
"OOOHAOWAHWHAOA"*, we bring to you, YAMATO ISHIDA!!!

*Translation: Insert Evil maniac that wants to take over the world laugh*

Matt enters the stage and sits next to Tai at the desk...

Matt: HEY!!! I back...

Tai: Matt, how's life?

Matt: Well, it's fine...and our impressions of Britnay Spears really shocked the world, right?

Tai: Yeah, well, I can be a pretty girl sometimes...

Matt: I see. Anyway, I am here to suggest presents that must be avoided...like "Soap on a
rope"...who came up with that idea?

Tai: Don't know. But I know it burns, believe me, it burns...

Matt: I think some idiot was in the shower, when he saw some soap, and he decided to drill a
hole into the soap and we got "Soap on a rope"...

Tai: Yeah. Anyway, what about that time you met Barney the Dinosaur...

Matt: Well, there was this Christmas Parade, as I was to be Santa, I saw Barney, with his
head the table next to him!!! AHHHH!!!!!!! Anyway, I was asked to carry a smaller Barney for
the Parade, but the Outfit was so hot, it felt like my pants were dropping to the ground...
until I noticed that it was getting a little drafty...then when I relised that my padding
and pants fell, I tossed the mini-Barney and pull up my pants...

Tai: And someone in the crowd would wonder, "Is it just me, or does Santa sound like
Yama-chan?"

Matt *shudders*: Yeah, that is correct...

Then the camera was at the backstage as we can see Jun being held back by the Guards of Tai
Live...

Back on stage...

Tai: Well, I reckon those lesbians left. Will you have the honors, Matt?

Matt: we will now introduce you...the Patamon!!!

*The Space*

Then Patamon walks to the center of the stage...

Patamon: People do not remember me as the one who saved Gatomon on a tree, but the one who
fell of the tree, carrying Gatomon like she's my wife...people always remember you when you
fall down, so I'm taking this opputunity to get myself a role in the next Space...naturally,
I would like to have my own show with Gatomon...anyway, I'm smart..."What's the diffrence
between a crab and a lobster?" Well, crabs walk sideways...oh my god, then I have lobsters on
my feet!!! I also do Anime-related jokes...Tenchi and Kiyone. also, I'm a great dancer.*
50-60's Music starts as Patamon shakes his belly for a while and then tells to cut the music*
So, if anyone wants me to be in the space...then call me, because I desperately need another
Gatomon to save...

*Quick views of scenes of Matt and Tai dancing on the screen...*

*SUPER TAI BOX*

Tai: Ok, now is the feature of the episode...the Super TAI BOX...and this time, we'll pick a
random name in the box and see the results...and...it's blank...well...never mind...there's
the Parachute...this time...we're doing it BIG...we are going to do a community service
scene...

Cast:
Tai as the guy that always wear a lab coat
Matt as the guy who drinks a good beer
Mimi as the hostess
Jun as the poor girl inside the bathroom

*Mimi's house...*

Jun: Mimi, where's the bathroom?

Mimi: Over there...

Jun enters the bathroom...

Matt: HAHAHAHAH!!! Can you believe that he's still singing?

Guy: Yeah...

Matt: Now, I need to use the men's room...*puts the beer bottle on the table*

Mimi heard what Matt did...and then she started running, stopping Matt from reaching the
bathroom...

Mimi: *slowly* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *as she drops the plate and trips*

Then Matt opens the door to see Jun at the toliet bowl screaming...as Matt was covering his
face in fear...

Later...Jun was crying...

Matt: I didn't know she was in there?

Mimi: Too late!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!

*Then the gang freezes as Tai comes on screen in a lab coat*

Tai: Forgeting to lock bathrooms is a problem in the Anime world...it breaks up relationships
and partys. This is a problem...so follow this message...

"If you're in, lock"
"If you're out, knock"

*Spidey-Tai with a short scene of Tai dancing around dressed as Britnay Spears...*

Tai: Weird, isn't it? It couldn't get any more weirder than that...hahahaha! *starts to give
that sensing pose* Oh my god...my Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling...a CHARACTER
IS IN DANGER!!! I have to go now!!!

Tai starts running out of the studio...

TK's apartment....

TK was watching a Patamon movie, when a wild Basketball was jumping around, then Tai enters
the apartment and kicks it, as it wents out of the window, exploding into a beautiful display
of fireworks...

TK: Thanks Tai. You saved my life...

Then they both ate popcorn, then Tai runs back to the studio...

Tai: Blonde-haired crisis over...next week, I, Tai, will personally interview Goku for
preparing to be the next president...and also, we do hope you people can try to request
for at least a good scene for the Super Tai Box...I mean, it's getting dusty if it just
stays there...and I'm not wanting to be Britany Spears just to keep it from getting dusty...

*

*Final Scene*

Tai: Welcome back. I am now going to continue on what happened last week...my daughters, Mimi
and Yolei has just returned from shopping to wait for their boyfriends...well, this is now a
"what if" if I have 2 unpopular daughters...

Tai: Please, please, come in...

Izzy and Joe were sitting on the floor...

Tai: What do you want?

Izzy/Joe: Orangeade...

Tai: Ok.

The Light fades and Tai walks into the kitchen...

Tai: These kids are weird...

Then Mimi and Yolei entered the kitchen, with Mimi having her hair 01 Style instead of 02
style and Yolei wearing a bandanna...

Mimi: Is our boyfriends here?

Tai: <-_->... they're outside...

As Mimi and Yolei left, Tai was still in the kitchen...

Tai: I really wish why...

Tai walks to the living room...as Tai sees Mimi and Yolei leaving...

Yolei: We'll be back early tonight, mom!!!

Mimi: Bye!

Then, Yolei and Mimi left with Izzy and Joe...

Tai: Wait...what about the drinks...I hate the old orangeade trick...

The background fades and Tai was standing there...as he removes his Sora disguise...

Tai: Next time, I'll be going to a bank, and also watch out for the upcoming PikaFlash's
World Specials, like "Gatomon and Patamon Unspectacular", the new DEBATES, with the topics
like "Gambling is Good for you", "We must always look on the bright side" and "Bigger is
Better"...until next time...and don't forget the new Guest Star/Author thing coming up...
anyone will recieve a random Email from me(taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au) so be prepared
for a surprise...and in upcoming news, PikaFlash will be making his site the home of Tai
Live...so...if there's anything else? *No reply* Ok, good night...

*

Tai was outside the studio...

Tai: Now, it's the moment of truth...will I get to the Limo before I get wet? I'm going now!!!

Then Tai runs pass a barrage of water bombs...

Then as Tai reached the Limo, he was pounded by water bombs thrown by Sora and Kari as he
knocked down the chauffer(who is Matt)...

Tai: Awwww...man, I lost...well anyway that was fun...so, see you next time, on Tai Live...

*

Next episode of Tai Live...

Opening scene:

Tai, Matt and Kari were walking down the corridor...

Matt: Now we meet the star of Dragon Ball Z...he's in here...

Tai: Thanks...

Tai opens the door and sees the Saiyan transformed into his Monkey form as Tai quickly closes
the door...

Tai: Did anyone bring Salior Moon here?

Kari: No, but Rini is in the next room...

Tai: Oh no...

Introduction:

Tai: Hi, I am Tai, 15, boy, I get to know people, I like kids, and Digimons...so I'm a well
rounder...the ladies love me...I'm active...musical...so see me on Tai Live in my world...
or yours...well...we begin this episode with this...problem...well, the 4Kids are known as the
one who never show new Pokemon episodes...well, there's this problem...the HEad of WB was
taking a free trip off to Australia's Warner Brother's Movie World to meet his fan, Fudd...
that' right...Fudd...did he go there just to meet Fudd? Well, WB is Fudd's boss...

*Credits*

Author: PikaFlash Tai

Producer: Taichi Yagami

Top of the Props: Anywhere possible...

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Looking for: The Joke Credits?

Watermelon Skiier: Hikari Yagami

Well, we are not doign them: This year?

Sketches: Too much Television

The Space: Patamon

They take up space: And cost us money

Taiing with Tai: Only has 2 (i)s in it, not 3...

What's your problem: With the real credits anyway?

Tai is not: A Homosexual...

Make up: Mimi Tachikawa

Camera: Koushiro Izumi

These people: Are all important...

And Neither: Is Matt...

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

Usual Characters that may randomly appear: Kari, Matt, Patamon and Gatomon

Tai Enterprises managed by: PikaFlash Tai, Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami...

More usual characters that may randomly appear: Mimi, Jun, Joe and Sora

Espically that guy: Without him...we are screwed...

*End Credits*

Give a comment to us about Tai Live at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au or
pikaflash_007@pokemonpost.com and btw, now we can add a blooper scene of
the Super Tai Box scene...

*Blooper*

Matt was doign the community service scene...

Director: ACTION!!!

Matt was raising his arms as he prepares to cover his face in fear...but instrad, he was
aiming to get a view of Jun's...you know...

Matt: CUT!!! I can't do this!!!

*End blooper*