Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Tai Live: PikaFlash's World DX ❯ Tai Live 7 ( Chapter 7 )

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Tai Live 7: PikaFlash's World DX
By PikaFlash Tai at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au

Opening Theme:

Senator Mimi Tachikawa and Tai Yagami were drinking coffee in the waiting room of Tai
Studios...

Mimi: So, Tai, you have a lot of people on the show, right?

Tai: Yep.

Mimi: Who do you have interviewed?

Tai: It's more like who we haven't got on the show...

Mimi: Who?

Tai: Tenchi, Kiyone, Ranma, Akazukin Chacha, Heero, Rei, Asuka and Shinji, the girl that is a
slayer, that fat panda, the guy who became a boy and possibally Card Captor Sakura...

Why DX?: The crew wanted to make Deluxe scenes, enjoyment and spaces...

Disclaimers: All characters, scenes, songs and stuff belong to their respective owners...

Cast:
Taichi Yagami
Hikari Yagami
Yamato Ishida

Discriptions of the possible scenes in Tai Live:

Opening Theme: Self-explained, Tai and a (few) Random character(s) would do a funny sketch for
as the Opening Theme of the episode...

Taiing with Tai: An interview where Tai will try to question Anime characters on topics of
Romance, Friendship, knowledge and more!!!

Spidey-Tai: aka. the "My Anime/Video Game Character sense's tingling" scene, and Tai will save
the character from mishaps and dangerous accidents...

Super TAI BOX: Originally meant to be the Tai Live Music video thingy, this is another of the
newest editions, where not only Tai (and a few other characters) gets to play as other
singers, but also, play as characters in a movie or even a VIDEO GAME!!! Whoever Tai dresses
will be enough to scare the daylights out of Bill Gates, the Nintento, Sony, Sega and the US
Presidents and even The Digimon Emperor!!!!!*Note: Or maybe that was just a joke, don't take
any offense, guys...*

The Mobile Tai-Live: The newest Feature, where Tai or Kari will be traveling around Japan,
America or Australia to get a glimspe of the popularity of Digimon(or join in with the
festival that's taking place)...

What the...: Tai and gang will find weird things that are picked up from the ground and may
have a curious puppy look on the object...as Tai introduces the object to the public...

Guest Star/Author: Tai will ask an author that will do something secret for the episode...and
Tai will ask the Star/Author to make an apperance and do the scene...oh and btw, we can't
gurantee as the choices are random...heheheheheheheh...

True or False: This is not like truth or dare, but it's more like a quiz show kind of thing...

The Space: Gatomon, Patamon, TK and Kari will be doing the spaces of the fic, which is
self-explained, that it's to use up the extra space...

Final Scene: This is where Izzy comes in, sometimes, Izzy will be seen in this part of the fic
(The end of the fic), and he will consider anything Digimon related, but for somethings won't
be considered as Digimon...sometimes you may not see Izzy, instead, you'll see Mrs. Sora
Yagami instead...

*

Special: This is special, because we'll get to know who is the Real Kari!!!

House of Hikari...

Bio: The girl that co-stars with her brother, Tai. Kari is more like the "Spy" for Tai Live
and has the closest links to the closest "Glossips"...Kari also knits, if someone is there
to help her cast on and cast off...she also likes Cats, only problem is, she has the problem
with her travelling stuffed Gatomon...

*Note: The travelling stuffed Gatomon that goes around the world. Watch out for it. It
may be behind you anytime...or at the Big, Yellow Submarine...*

Top 5 Reasons why Hikari wants Takeru:

1. TK's hot and Davis an arsehole...(Kari: Quite true.)

2. Kari's lifelong ambition is to meet Salior Venus...(Kari: Because she too has a white
talking cat and being on Tai Live makes me get closer to meet her.)

3. Kari's good at sports...once she kicks Matt's arse...(Kari: Matt always wears that track
suit Tai wears when Tai does sports.)

4. Senator Mimi Tachikawa has the latest glossip on Kari and TK...(Kari: Will you stop F-ing
around with my personal life, Mimi?)

5. TK and Davis are both not Gay...(Kari: Quite true.)

*Next episode: "Matt's room of Mattness"*

*Preview for Matt*

Top 5 reasons why Matt never uses a Forklift...

1. Greek Salad

2. Nachos

3. Guitars

4. Courtney aka. Dragonfire

5. "Tiny Man, Big Hair"

*

Tai walks in through the back stage and sees Izzy doing "Rock the baby" on his yoyo...only to
see that Izzy's faking it as Tai threw the "Rock the baby" yoyo onto the floor...

Tai is at his usual spot on the stage...

Tai: Have you heard? NASA's US$1 million weather balloon originally meant to go around the
world, crashed somewhere near where Survivor 2 took place. Luckily, the Survivors survived.
...And NASA's X-perts were checking to see how that hole got there that caused the X-cident.
Maybe if one of the scientists sound like this *highvoice* "I think there's a hole here..."
Now, is that what people sound like with helium, or did he get kicked in the groin...NASA said
that they have a spare balloon ready whan that happens...crisis over...but is it just me that
thinks, "Hey, 2 $1 million balloons? NASA, why not put all that money together and build 1 $2
Million balloon!!!" Anyway, isn't it simple to have a balloon...all you need is a balloon and
the stuffs that's inside? Look at this...*Tai takes a balloon and blows it big* *An Australian
accent* "OK NASA!!!! WHERE'S ME MILLION BUCKS?" Off course, the balloon was holding a tin can,
so if it landed on South Australia, NASA will get 5c refund just for such a big tin can...

Tai walks to his desk...as Kari was sitting there...

Tai: Hi, Kari.

Kari: Hi, Tai.

Tai: So, this is the part of the show called "Tells us where to go", right?

*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played and the map of the world appeared*

Tai: Hey, I haven't asked for the map yet...

Then the map went back upstage...

Kari: Yep. And now, I'll tell my trip to Little Italy...now can you bring down the map

*Song playing, "Tell us where to go" is being played and the map of the world appeared*

Tai: That's better. Last time, Kari went to the Watermelon festival near the Big Fruit
Basket...

Kari: Yeah. This time, I'm going to mark Little Italy with Joe's face instead of a pizza
because Joe has played as a Boss of a Monster Food Shop and Joe knows how to make pizzas
anyway...

Tai: Good choice...besides, if we use any Anchovies, I would have said, "No, I hate
Anchovies".

Kari: Besides, Gatomon finished the last of them. So, when Italy comes to your mind, what do
you think?

Tai: Food, the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben...

Kari: Ok. Let's look at the footage to see how wrong you are...

*Footage*

Kari was standing under an Italian flag...

Kari: This is me here, under the Italian flag, where I suppose that it sure is weird for
the flag is upside down. Or is it on it's right side? *Sees a sad statue* No ears. So, he's
sad because he can't use the phone...

As the camera gives a view of a lot of phones...

Kari: What is it with Little Italty and phones? Anyway, this person also invented the
telephone, but has to wait for another one to invent one to know more about the system...

Kari was sitting next to the person in charge of Little Italy...

Girl: Well, this place is here to make people feel like they're in Italy...

Kari: What about the phones? It must be important to the Italian people here...

Girl: What about them? Well, a lot of people use the phones that the phones are easily spoilt,
so all we have left is this one with the sign saying, "For Historical Display only."

Kari: Oh, but why showcase the phones?

Girl: What is it with you and the f-ing Phones?

Outside Little Italy is a sign saying, "Thank you, call again."...

Back at the studio...

Kari has finished the last Anchovy...

Kari: My hands are oily...*she tries to wipe her hands on Tai's outfit*

Tai: Don't Kari! Don't make me crawer like a girl

*"What the...?"*

Back on the Tai Live studio...

Tai: Nice ending...anyway, now is the segment of the show called "What the...?" This time, our
Tai Live crew have found a few loose ends on this place...well, here's one from Lavender Town,
Kanto...it says, "Pokemon Cemetary, Grill open, Friday". What the? Well, mourners, please
bring a plate. Here's another one stolen by a company from a place called Hogwatts, a packet
of goodies called candy of diffrent flavors of the world like those in Harry Potter books,
in a bag, but with a strange name of "Peckers", What the?...so the next time someone says,
"Come around to my place and have some Peckers." I might say, "Errr, no thanks, Perv"...and
here's one more, a chewing gum packet...it says, "Use of this product may be hazardous to your
health. This contains Saccarin, which is determined to cause Cancer in Laboratory Animals."
What the? Just remember not to feed this to Lab rats. It may be bad for them. It's not cancer,
it's rat cancer. Here's one more, this car wash has a picture which has this weird sign,
saying, "Hand Jom & Car Wash".What the? Well, if you know people who goes there for Sexual
favors, but instead, get their car clean. "AWW MAN!"

*Taiing with [Matt] with guest star Yamato*

Matt: Matt, thanks for your time.

Yamato: No problem...TaiChi was cancelled this week. Do you do TaiChi?

Matt: No, fair enough, have you been to the movies recently?

Yamato: You know I have. Stop asking silly questions you already know the answers to...

Matt: Just trying to sound more professional...I was submitting this interview to an Anime
Magazine called A-World...

Yamato: Well, it's funny you mentioned I saw "Almost Famous" which will get to be the movie
that will make way for Star Wars: Episode 2...

Matt: Did you ever see George Lucas going on dates?

Yamato: Actually, no.

Matt: How many?

Yamato: Baka Matt...

Matt: Oh. Life's hard, isn't it?

Yamato: It can be...I digress...

Matt: You to that a lot?

Yamato: Do I?

Matt: On Wednesdays.

Yamato: I see you've been doing your homework.

Matt: No, I read it off your notes.

Yamato: Oh.

Matt: What about X-Men, the movie?

Yamato: Very disapointing...no Gambit...

Matt: Romeo Must Die?

Yamato: Jet Li is a superstar...

Matt: Mission Impossible 2?

Yamato: Not as good as no.1...

Matt: Crouching tiger, Hidden Dragon?

Yamato: It's a must see!!! The Mytoholgy in it reminds me of Star Wars...

Matt: O' Brother, Where Art Thou?

Yamato: TK's in the backyard...

Matt: The Family Man?

Yamato: Never saw that...

Matt: Boy, you've seen lots of movies. Is that all you do?

Yamato: No, I play my guitar and sports.

Matt: Would you like to play basketball?

Yamato: No, it's too hot.

Matt: How about a run in the park with our track suits on?

Yamato: Sounds good.

Matt: Let's go.

*

Tai: Now, we will have this segment of this show...called...True or False...with our very own
Matt Ishida!!!

Matt: Thanks Tai...

Tai: Well, how was Violin playing on the Gay and Lesbian parade...

Matt: You saw me?

Tai: Yep. You were the only one in the group who's "Hat" couldn't fit his head...

Matt: Come on, Tai, it's not as it my hair is as big as yours...

Tai: You have a point...anyway, your opponent is Jun...

Then Jun walks from the door and sits on the chair...

Tai: So, Jun, you are a Matt Fan, so, you were chosen for the True and False segment because
the "Tiny Man, Big hair" segment was a good idea...

Matt: HEY!!

Tai: Anyway, here's this one to Matt about Jun...Jun Motomiya's original name was Misty
Hymen...

Matt: Well, I can say false...I mean, no one knows for sure who her real name is other than
Jun...

Tai: You want to lock that in?

Matt: Sure.

Tai: That is correct. Now, this one is for Jun...Matt wets his pants in the Tai Live office...

Matt gets embrassed...

Jun: Well, from the look of his face, he's definitely wet his pants...

Matt: Actually, I really did wet my pants, but I spilt orange juice on them, so I literally
had Vitaman C in my pants...

Tai: Quite true. One point to Jun...ok, Matt, here's this one, Jun was a great Survivor of
Extreme Survivor...

Matt: That one would be definetely False!

Tai: Correct, one point to Matt...Jun, here's this one and you'll get what you want...

Jun: Sure...

Tai: Matt's has a false arm on his right...

Jun: True...

Matt: *Beep* WRONG, this arm is real.

Tai: Ok, Matt wins with 2 points and Jun has 1 and a half points...thanks, now let's see
this...

*

*Super Tai BOX Community Service*

Cast:
Matt as Matt
Joe as as the guy who dissappears
Izzy as another friend
Mimi as the Bartender

Matt, Joe and Izzy enters a bar...and sat at a table...

Izzy: Hit it to me...

Joe: Cheers, fellas...

Later...

Matt: HAHAHAHAH!!! Can you believe that he's still singing?

Izzy and Joe laughed...

Matt: I'll get more...

Matt got some more glasses from Mimi...

Matt puts his glass on the table, making the Echo and both Matt and Izzy has their glasses
just below 1/4 full as Joe sees his glass ...

Matt: I got 25 bucks, Joe, you wanna shout...

Joe is gone...

Matt and Izzy are confused...

Mimi shakes her head...

Later...

Izzy: One minute he was here with us, the next, he's gone...

Matt: I have heard of these things happening to other people...but you never think it's going
to happen to be you...

*Then the gang in the background stopped talking as Tai comes on screen in a lab coat*

Tai: This has been happening at bars around the Anime World. Perfectly normal characters seem
to go missing when it's their turn to shout. Stamp out shout dodges. Never buy them beer
unless you know they'll return the favor.

"IF IN DOUBT"
"DON'T SHOUT"

*FOX NEWS FLASH*

Izzy was sitting at the newscaster table with the words saying News Updates...

Izzy: Welcome, now is for us to update...

Tai walks into the screen...

Tai: What are you doing? This isn't suppose to be here...

Izzy: What can I do?

Tai: This show was splited up to be placed together...if you announce the news, you'll just
split the show up.

Izzy: Oh.

Tai: I'm off...

Izzy: And now this...

*

Tai finished a banana...

Tai: Next scene...

*Taiing with [Matt] with guest star Daisuke*

Matt: Daisuke, welcome to my new house.

Daisuke: This is my house.

Matt: Yes, of course, I was being metaphorical. I love what you've done with the place.

Daisuke: You've never been in this house before.

Matt: No, but I saw photos in Digi-Fan Magazine.

Daisuke: That wasn't my house, it was Jun's.

Matt: Oh yeah it was too, I'm always getting you two confused.

Daisuke: It does happen from time to time. Have you got a question?

Matt: Can we swap seats? My butt's getting real numb in this one.

Daisuke: No, I've set the lighting just perfectly for this position.

Matt: This is an interview for Taiing with [Matt], it's not for Tai Live.

Daisuke: Why aren't I going to be on the show?

Matt: I don't know, we just haven't got room, I mean between Characters like Goku and Salior
Moon and award-winning segments such as "Tiny Man Big Hair" we just can't fit you in.

Daisuke: Which award did "Tiny Man Big Hair" win?

Matt: Is that a multiple choice question?

Daisuke: Could you stop?

Matt: The point is Daisuke, you haven't got a lot of passionate fans in the land of the
Rising Sun. I mean you're well respected and all but when we rang the Daisuke Motomiya Fan
Club there was only a message saying that the Daisuke Motomiya Fan Club had merged with the
Yamato Ishida Fan Club and then we rang my/your Fan Club and we were told that the my
fans revolted and kicked both of your Fans out.

Daisuke: That can't be true, my fans would kick your fans arses.

Matt: I think my fans were faster and more agile.

Daisuke: Really?

Matt: That's what I read in the paper.

At this point Daisuke prepares to kick Matt's head off...

Matt: Come on Davis, I'm sure your fans could beat the crap out of the Takeru Takaishi Fan
Club.

Daisuke: Really?

Matt: Sure.

Daisuke: You're not just saying that?

Matt: No.

Daisuke: Thanks Matt... we can swap seats if you want now.

Matt: Thanks, now, my butt is really numb.

*

Tai: Next on, we will show how much Road Rage is going on in this world...

*

Myotismon's carriage crashed into Etemon's train...

Myotismon: Why don't you move that !@#$!@# train to somewhere else?

Etemon: Well, try this !@#$ for size?

Myotismon: Oh yeah you !@#$!!!!

Etemon: You better know what you're !@#$!@# doing!!!

Myotismon: Why not, you piece of $#!+!!!

Etemon grabs his mike and destroys a lamp on Myotismon's carraige with Ladydevimon sitting
inside...

Myotismon started to strangle Etemon and both were strangling each other when Tai drove by in
his sports car next to Myotismon's carraige...

Tai: Is there a problem?

Ladydevimon: No, why not you !@#$ off, you !@#$!@!@#$%^!!!!

Tai: Ok.

Tai drives off as the 2 swearing Digimons were fighting...

*

Tai: Ok, free candy to the audience...well, here we are on Tai Live...

Tai's phone rings...

Tai: Hello? What? But this is Live, I mean, I already have a woman that have sworn 4 times so
I can't prove more...ok. *hangs up* Guys, we have to pause the show again...for an "Address
to the World". Wow.

*An Address to the World*

Kari was sitting on the leather chair as the Famous '80's Pop star, Korrine...

Kari: Hello, I am Korrine. 20 years ago, I invited the world to ring my doorbell, but it
went out of hand that people still ring my doorbell after I removed it and moved house. There
are other pop stars that deserve this treatment, so please, it's been 20 long years...give up!

*

Tai: And that was an Address to the World...now, I need to leave the studio for now...so
stay here...

Tai runs out of the Tai Live Studio, runs out of the [Tai] Studio's building, and then runs
down a street to Sora's flower shop...and then runs out with some flowers as he does the
"Exit, stage left" movement as he enters a restraunt, sitting next to Senator Mimi
Tachikawa...

Tai: Hi Mimi.

Mimi: Hi, Tai...

Tai: So, am I the first one to get flowers for you?

Mimi: That's definitely correct. Errr...Tai?

Tai: *with a piece of steak hanging out of his mouth* Yes?

Mimi: You have something handing out of your mouth...

Tai: Oh. Anyway, what are your chances of being Leader of the Digimon Party at the Anime
Senate?

Mimi: I don't know. All I can say is that we should wait and see what happens next...

Tai: All right, thank you Senator Mimi Tachikawa. And now, we will have back at the studio, to
see our first guest star of the night... James!!!

*

James is at the studio...

James: Ok, now that Tai isn't here, this is my show...and change the Tai Live sign...anyway,
first up, don't you suppose that hair is a weird thing? I mean, when you're losing hair,
people's tone makes it sound like you had the option to lose it. Well, for older women, when
there's a little grey in the hair, they just go off and dye thait hair blue...odd isn't it?
Well, the weird thing is that if you lost something other than hair, like a pair of sunglasses,
well, there's this reply of, "Have you ever check your head?". Anyway, that was fun and thank
you for coming to my show.

*

Kari is sitting in frond of the Super Tai Box...

Kari: Now, I will interview Mr. Cid Highwind, who will talks to us about a conflict during an
unrelated incident of another's de facto relationship. Mr. Highwind, what do you think that
the woman deserves such beating?

Cid:*In the super Tai Box* Definitely, Girly.

Kari: So, why did the de facto husband beat her up?

Cid: Because she deserves it, girly...

Kari: Ok, but why didn't she think that he was going to beat her up with a broom?

Cid: What do you expect would he use the broom for?

Kari: Sweeping the floor? You know that she has lost the use of one eye...

Cid: Well, it's definitely fun and games...

Kari: What's with that attitude, Mr. Highwind?

Cid: Are you asking for a fat lip, girly?

Kari: No. What about that court case?

Cid: Well, I say that that case is one M!@#$%^&*()r if he uses that broom!

Kari: Well...

Cid: Well, isn't it? Smartarse girly!

Kari: I think I'll say good night...

*

Tai runs back into the studio...

Tai: And now, this is the space of the show...with our second guest star from the Monster
Food Shop Series, ZEROMEW!!!

Zeromew is on stage...

Zeromew: Well, this is exciting...anyway, let's start the night with what's going on around
here like why do people let their pets drop their nuggets in their houses...and anyway...here
what I would say..."So, who placed a nugget there? Can any of you pick it up?" But it's a
diffrent case when someone says this..."Ok, who put that there? Huh! Huh?!" and then the
pet would do nothing. But here's one odd question, "Are fruit flies more healthy than normal
flies?". Now that's a diffrent case. But I heard that one person made a toliet cover over a
toliet cover for the kitten...and when someone wants to use the toilet, the cat would say,
"*Cat scratching noise and cat's angry tone*", thank you...

*

In a plane crash at sea...

All the passengers and crew were in the water...most of the passengers do not have their life
jackets on...

Matt: Stewardess, how do you operate this?

Mimi: Yeah?

Izzy: This is like Rocket Science...

Sora: Oh...now you listen.

As Sora swims away, she swims pass Tai in a business suit without a life jacket sitting on
some of his suitcases...

Tai: Stewardess...I'm from the business class...can I have my mineral water now, please?

*

Tai was standing in front of a sign saying "Game Show Segment"...

Tai: Izzy!!! So, what do you like about being here?

Izzy: Well, I'm back. Why?

Tai: You were the lowest scoring person here since the beginning of this gameshow...besides,
the highest scoring person got struck by lightning...look over here Iz. All you have to do is
to choose either to stay or take the money...people hate you...

Izzy: I'll stay.

Tai: Ok, spin the wheel of death...

Izzy spins the wheel with the face of Tai in middle, but Tai got stops it from moving...

Tai: That was the most pathetic spin I've ever seen. Move faster.

Izzy: Alright...

Izzy spinned the wheel as it gets faster and faster and faster...until Tai's face was a blur
and the wheel flew off the wall...

*

Tai Sports: Sprint: False Start 200m...

Tai *Commentator*: Now we will have the False Start 200m sprint...

Davis runs first...

Tai: There goes Davis...

TK runs next...

Tai: And then TK...

Matt and Cody runs ahead...

Tai: Next is Matt and Cody...

Izzy and Joe went ahead...

Tai: Ok, Izzy and Joe has ran off...

Willis just stayed then when the starter gun was shot...

Tai: Oh, that's bad, if Willis does that again, he'll be disqualified...

*

At a fire station...

Tai, Mimi, Davis and Joe were watching a comedy on TV...as we can see the gang laughing...and
then, they are called for duty...

As the gang gets onto the fire truck and drove off...in the firetruck, Tai started to laugh
and the rest joined in...

At the accident site, a man led Tai and gang to a Wizardmon under a large dictionary...

As Tai, Mimi, Davis and Joe picks up the book, Tai started to laugh and released the book,
crusing Wizardmon's torso and legs again as the whole gang sterts to laugh...

*

Puppetmon's Acutpuncture...

Tai was sitting on the chair with Puppetmon holding some pins...

Puppetmon: In Acutpuncture, you need to be relaxed.

Tai: Ok. *Tai tensed up a bit as Puppetmon pokes his ear with a pin...

*Tai screams*

A Tai doll was on the chair...and Tai came onto camera and sat on it...

Tai: Well, during that last scene, someone in the Tai Live crew proposed to my sister, guess
who? TK Takaishi...Congragulations you to and good luck in the future, Kari and TK...we'll
give you footage of the wedding in the next episode...

*

Tai was reading a book called, "The Flowers of my Life: The Sora Takenouchi Story" at his desk
at the Tai Live Studio...

Tai: Ohhhh, Sora, will you ever learn? Oh, sorry, welcome back to Tai Live, I'm taking a break
from putting this place back together from shambles. Anyway, a copy of fanfic about me is
being translated to Coliqual slang. One of the guys translating it is with us from our Tai
Live Studios in London...and here he is, Matt Takaishi...

*Matt is in the Super Tai Box*

*Matt: *Englishman accent* Hey, Govonor, love the show, love the show...you're a bit of a
geezer.*

Tai: Thank you, Matt...

*Matt: *accent* I've been living in that mansion behind me for a few years, you're a bit of a
geezer.*

Tai: Yeah, you're on television...

*Matt: *accent* Yeah, yeah, I'm on the telly...

*"Live-London" appears as subtitles*

Tai: I heard that you have a slang version of a fanfic about me...

*Matt: *accent* Yep, a bit of this I have translated is when I was in me rif-roof reading
Captrain (Tai: Huh?) Book...so I decided to do it on me Jack Jones*

Tai: ...I don't understand a single world of that...can you make one that makes sense?

*Matt: *accent* Well, that's one a little out of German border is a load of Captain Trap...*

Tai: Ok. That makes sense...

*Matt *accent* That's it, Von Trapp, "Sound of Music". Yeah yeah yeah...*

Tai: How are the people going to react if you are going to make a copied version of that
fanfic?

*Matt: *accent* Well, people might have an idea that east is east as the bubble bath
drinking with Britnay Spears in the pittnay if you know what I mean, Tai.*

Tai: Any other fanfics or shows you are planning to Translate, Matt?

*Matt: *accent* Yeah, we're planning to translate "Final Fantasy 7 with a Digi-twist" by
Shadow into Pig latin, with all your favorite characters, KTay, Rikay, Aitay, Monrurugay,
Imimay, Nujnay, Montogay, Odycay and Zzyiay with your bad guys of Vidasay, Nekay and
Olieyay...but in Pig Latin version on that fanfic about you, you were ended up called
Chitay...it's totally Shadow*

Tai: Errr, the Final Fantasy part, isn't that TK, Kari, Tai, Garurumon, Mimi, Jun, Gatomon,
Cody and Izzy with Davis, Ken and Yolei? And what does "Shadow" means?

*Matt: *accent* We just like him.*

Tai: Oh, and before you go, can you read a part about that fanfic, in your translated version?

*Matt: *accent* Ok, Govonor, yay yay, geezer...of course, this is done by our favorite
author, FlashPika *reads* "This is Tai word for geezers. 'How's your father...who stop and
starts in ChiTai. Mellow yellow be my candle flame. Tai studio on Eve's thumb, Tai chicken
run. Tai give us to go to KiTai. Tai give us a double bed to do our work. Tai whoever who
tresspass us, we can tresspass them.' We couldn't rhyme that one. 'Lead us not to Temptation
Island. But Chi may deliver us to Cannibel Evil' End of fic" Thank you very much, Geezer.*

Tai: Thank you very much Matt Takaishi at the London Tai Live Studios. Not it has come to the
end of Tai Live, where we will show you the final scene...

*Final Scene*

Tai: Since we have our hero in court after accidently shooting TK, we will give you a little
summary, but first, let's look on what's been going around the world...basically, Tai/Sora was
in court, Willis was the judge and evidence prove that that was an accident and she only has
to serve jail term for an episode of Tai Live and yada yada yada...well, we won't be seeing
her for this episode and the next...by the way, if you want to see the site that has info on
us, go to http://www.geocities.com/pikaflash_007/pikaflash_007/tai_live_characters_bi os.htm to
see more about us...but we will have this as the final scene. Goodbye and say hi to your mom
for me. Goodbye.

*

Izzy is outside as the window cleaner and as he was waving to Tai, he sent the wiper spinning
in the air...and then the wiper fell all the way down...and as it hits someone's head, Izzy
and Tai pretend to continue what they were doing...

*

*Opening Scene for Tai Live 8*

Tai ran into the lounge room of the Tai Live Studio...as he sits next to Veronica Taylor and
Rachel Lillis...

Tai: Hey, Ash, Misty! Finally all the way from Pallet Town to here?

Rachel: Huh? Errr, Tai, You know that Pokemon is a TV Anime, don't you?

Tai: No, does Matt know?

Veronica: No, it's a television show. We're voice actors. There is no Pallet town.

Tai: *worried* What? Oh god! *Tai runs off*

Rachel: Strange man.

Veronica: Yeah. He must be from...Odaiba.

*Introduction for Tai Live 8*

Tai enters the studio while dancing around as he reaches the centerstage...

Tai: Hello, all been well?

Audience: Yes.

Tai: People at home, same as well? Ok, I know people may not know the glossip, but the battle
for leadership of the Digimon Party in the Anime Senate aka. The Federation of Animes and
Video Games shamelessly borrowed from Star Wars Episode 1, between Senator Mimi Tachikawa and
Jun Mytomiya. But no war being waged, but I want it to be in a steel cage. Jun tries to win
voters by convincing the Senate to return the money to the beer drinkers...but I would guess,
*An accent* Beer? I thought she was talking politics? She did say beer..." *Normal voice*
Anyway, if she's planning on returning the money, then we are going to end up with the biggest
happy hour ever seen...lasting for a month. Probablly people will be drunk when they are
trying to vote for Jun, instead of ticking the box marked yes, they would mark, *Drunk voice*
"I luv you! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!! She mentioned beer!!" Well, Jun wants to keep her distance from
Matt Ishida, because she determines it "Uncool"...but when Jun gets a lift with Joe to the
Senate, she would say, "Could you drop me off around the back so that no one could see? Oh no,
reporters, I gotta duck! If Mimi sees me, how embarassing." It's even fought between Mimi
and Jun even as I speak. Jun was discribed on one Newspaper as, "Plain, bland, Uncharamastic."
Well, stuffed being the leader of the Digimon side! She might as well be perfect for being the
Head of FOX!!!!

Author: PikaFlash Tai

Producer: Taichi Yagami

Tai's favorite golf pro that starts with the letter "T": Tiger Woods

Happy Birthday, Sora!: I didn't forget, Luv Tai

Top of the Props: Anywhere possible...

Matt's favorite sport: Basketball

Yes, he did forget: Matt

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Watermelon Skiier: Hikari Yagami

Kari's favorite Anime character: Salior Venus

No, he didn't: It's just that he didn't call, Kari

Sketches: Too much Television

The Space: ZeroMew

Tai's favorite girl: Sora Taknouchi

What about my Birthday: Izzy

Make up: Senator Mimi Tachikawa

Camera/Editor: Koushiro Izumi

Kari's favorite color: Salmon Pink

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

Sorry, Iz, you're only the Camera and Soundman: Tai, Kari and Matt

Matt's favorite Episode of Digimon: All of them

Tai Enterprises managed by: PikaFlash Tai, Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami...

Tai's Favorite Time of the day: Quarter Past 4

I can hear you Loud and Clear: Izzy

*End Credits*

Give a comment to us about Tai Live at taichi_yagami_zero@yahoo.com.au or
pikaflash_007@pokemonpost.com and btw, now we can add a blooper scene of
the show...

*Blooper*

As Matt and Izzy were sitting at the table for the bar scene, Tai appears on the left...

Tai: HI!!!

*End Blooper*