Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of Pimpmon ❯ Dr. Pimpmon Seuss ( Chapter 1 )
Heheh...whoever wrote the Sailor Moon Dr. Seuss rhyme...thx for the inspiration. *Buri-chan and Amande-chan bow* btw...Buri-chan has short blue hair and a sailor moon tanktop and short black miniskirt...I have curly brown hair andam wearing a pink kimono...
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.30.2001 | Pages: 1 | Words: 200 | Visits: 346 | Status: Completed
Amande chan: "Monkeys fly out of Pimplemon's ass"
CRAFTYKID: and also a brown lumpy mass
Amande chan: What's that? A fish?
CRAFTYKID: It looks like it belongs in the dog dish!
Amande chan: A dogdish that is Pimplemon's!
CRAFTYKID: Pimplemom got two detentions!
Amande chan: And Pimpmon went to a pimp convention.
CRAFTYKID: And Pimplemon skipped his detention
CRAFTYKID: Pimpmon met another pimp named Alabaster.
Amande chan: Pimpmon threw him some plaster.
CRAFTYKID: Pimpmon knew he was the best pimp in the world.
Amande chan: Because his cane can be twirled.
CRAFTYKID: He also has a long fur coat.
Amande chan: Not that he needs to gloat.
CRAFTYKID: And don't forget his long shiny car.
Amande chan: He can drive it to a singles bar
CRAFTYKID: It has a wonderful shaggy interior of a tiger.
Amande chan: Purple tiger at that and it's in a picture
CRAFTYKID: It even has a gorgeous light fixture!
Amande chan: The fixture is turned off when he shags him or her
CRAFTYKID: But they still rub against the shaggy fur.
Amande chan: They left the window open and said, "Burrr…"
Amande chan: "Yeeeeessssss…SIR!"