Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The Digital Network ❯ Yamato Ishida on the Tonite Show! ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Apprentice of Gennai 
TDN goes live, featuring Matt on Hay Reno's Tonite Show. Elvis, rocket men, and your average fare of stupidity.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.01.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
TDN goes live, featuring Matt on Hay Reno's Tonite Show. Elvis, rocket men, and your average fare of stupidity.
Anime/Manga: Digimon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.01.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 243 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own Elvis, Disney's Rocket Man, or Digimon.
The Digital Network presents...
"Yamato Ishida on the Tonite Show!"
by: Gennai's Apprentice
"Woah! What a freaky dream I had," Tai said as he got up from a small couch. "Where am I? Oh yeah... Duh, I'm in the T.V. studio,"
He sat up and started thinking out loud, "Man, that dream sure was right about a few things though, our own T.V. Network to mold and control as we please. And still, we can't even put on our own life stories without having to buy back the copyrights from that Fox Network, and all those other Japanese companies like Bandai and Toei. Stupid corporate pigs! Always sucking off the good ideas from kids like us. Ah well, I wonder what it would be like to be e-mailed to the... OMIGOSH! The Tonite Show is airing in a couple minutes and I'm going to miss it!"
Tai ran as fast as he could to get to the main broadcasting room. The party, the kids had earlier, really took a lot out of him. As soon as he entered the room, he saw the rest of the gang sitting in chairs at computers and other really high tech junk. As Izzy was giving them orders, Kari interrupted him, "Hey, nice of you to finally wake up Mr. Big CEO. You're about to miss Matt," she said then turned back to the bank
"Yeah, yeah, cut the big boss junk, at least I made it,"
Matt had a few weeks earlier flew to Hollywood, California for his big interview with Mr. Hay Reno.
"O.K. everybody get ready, the transmission is coming in from Hollywood..." said Izzy.
"Izzy, get a direct feed from the satellite..." Tai ordered
"Got it! Connection established! Prepare to upload 'The Tonite Show' on Digital Network, channel 527." replied Izzy.
"Upload started! Begin live feed from Hollywood in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Live feed commencing!" said Kari
Tai all of a sudden feels a weird kind of Deja-vu going on here.
"On this screen, we can see what people here in Odaiba, Japan are watching on channel 527." Izzy stated
"Yeah, that is IF anybody's watching..," Mimi mumbled to herself as everyone looked towards the screen...
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Announcer: Welcome to... The Tonite Show with your host Hay Reno!
Hay Reno: Hey there all you people out there, and I'm not talking about those T.V. freaks drooling with their faces smashed up against the T.V. screens! Tonight on the Tonite show, we'll be having a special guest, *mumbles* since when did we not. *regular voice* Yamato Ishida!
*Matt strolls proudly to his seat*
Matt: Hay Reno!
Reno: Yes, what'cha want?
*Audience laughs*
Matt: I've always watched your show! I really love your band the most, though.
Reno: You're supposed to be one of the eight kids that saved the world and some so-called Digiworld, right?
Matt: Yup.
Reno: And now you want to start up your own band, right?
Matt: Yup.
Reno: Do you know anything other than "Yup?"
Matt: Yup.
Reno: *In an annoyed tone* And what would that be?
Matt: Nope.
*Drum roll effect*
*Audience laughs*
Reno: *Sarcasticsally* What are you going to name your band? The "Yup's" or the "Nope's?"
Matt: Actually, I'm going to name it "The Digital Monsters." I know a group o' guys, and we'll have everything running under a week or so.
Reno: It's not gonna be those kids you went with to that other world, I hope.
Matt: Nope...
Reno: SHADDUP already about that!!!
Matt: Okay, man! Just cool it buddy.
Reno: *sighs* Let's go to a commercial while I compose myself...
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*A man is walking, talking into his cellphone, oblivious to the incoming big-rig*
Man: I told you I really don't give a (beep)! You and the rest of your (beep) little group are fired, you got me F-I-R... *sees big-rig* AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
*Man is hit by an eighteen-wheeler and appears inside a white seamless room with no windows and no door. In the center is a white chair in front of a white table with a white laptop sitting on the table.*
Man: Hey, what's this. The laptop's connected to FanFiction.Net, I love this place!!
*He opens a fanfic by Gennai's Apprentice*
Man: Huh, where are all the fics? It's only an empty page! All of these fics are a bunch of empty pages!! What's going on here!?! *looks around room* Where am I...
/\/\/\/\/\/\
GOT FANFICS?
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Announcer: And now, we're back with The Tonite Show!
Reno: What kind of a commercial is that?! We seriously need to get better sponsors. Now Matt, tell me do you have any girl friends quite yet?
Matt: Well... I don't know really. Don't know many of 'em, but if anybody out there in the audience is looking for a willing and available guy, here I am. Just nobody ugly please.
*Crickets chirp*
Reno: Ahem... well... okay... Moving on, tell us a little bit about your adventures.
Matt: Well... we landed on this island called File Island. One moment we're at summer camp, the next we're attacked by this giant bug-like Digimon called Kuwagamon.
Reno: Uh huh, yeah, yatta yatta yatta. Tell us about the part where these Digimon came to OUR world.
Matt: Oh, ummm, well waddaya want to know?
Reno: Y'know like that part where ya hit that batty vampire and his talking (beep) out of the ballpark!
*Drum roll effect*
*Audience laughs nervously*
Matt: That wasn't very funny.
*Reno gives Matt hard stare*
Reno: And I'm guessing YOU know what's funny?
*Matt sweatdrops*
Matt: Well, I know this one joke my friend Izzy told me...
Reno: Then let's hear it!
*Reno smiles evilly thinking this guy doesn't have a funny bone in his body*
Matt: *In German accent* Why was Newton surprised when he was hit in the head with an APPLE?
Audience: WHY, MATT?
*Matt smiles*
*Reno jumps in seat*
Matt: *In German accent* He was sitting under a PEAR tree!
*Audience laughs hysterically*
*Reno sweatdrops*
Reno: Oi, what did I do to deserve this?!
Matt: *turns to audience* Wait, wait, I've got another one, What's black and white and green?
Audience: WHAT?
Matt: Two skunks fighting over a pickle!
*Audience laughs even harder*
*Somone in audience spontaneously combusts*
Reno: Ooh, that's gotta hurt, CLEAN UP ON AISLE SEVEN!
Reno: *after it gets quiet again* My info says that you also have a brother, T.K. that went with you to the Digital World. What was it like for him?
Matt: Well, I can tell you this much, he went in there a little boy, but he came out a grown-up little boy! I'm proud of you bro'!
*Audience "Awwww's"
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Back at the Studio...
Kari pats T.K. on the back, "See," Kari says, "I told you your brother loved you!"
T.K. smiles up at her, "Yep, you're right as always, Kari!"
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Back at the Tonite Show...
Reno: Going back to your band, what instrument do you play?
Matt: I play the harmonica...
Reno: Alright, who the heck got this loser on my show! First, he upstages me, now he's making fun of me! I want my agent fired RIGHT NOW!
Matt: *in small voice* ...but I can also play the electric guitar.
Reno: *sighs* Oh well we only have a few minutes left so why don't you play something on your harmonica for us.
Matt: Sure! (Starts playing the blues)
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
My momma sent me to prison
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
She sent me away
*da doo da da dun*
I was being a Bad Boy
*da doo da da dun*
And they took me awaaaaay
I got the blues
*Band joins*
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
Now there at the prison
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
They treat me all bad"
*da doo da da dun*
I can't handle it 'nymore"
*da doo da da dun*
I'm just feelin' so sad"
I got the blues"
*Guitarist tosses his guitar to Matt*
Then the warden threw a party at the county jail!
The prison band was there and they began to wail!
The band was jumpin' and I began to swing...
Shoulda heard them rock that jailbird sing...
Let's Rock!
Oh yeah, Let's Rock!
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock!
*Everybody's in the aisles and all over the stage dancing*
Reno: Well that's it for now, people! GoodNightEverybody!
***********************************************************************< br />
Back at TDN Studios...
"And that's a wrap everybody, let's call it a night!" said T.K. in his high-pitched voice, "I always wanted to say that."
"And I wholeheartedly agree, with you 'my little Ewok.'" Kari said smiling.
T.K. turned around and looked at her with a quizical look on his face, "Huh, what did you say Kari?"
"Oh nothing," Kari said while turning to leave, "I just watched 'Rocket Man' one too many times, that's all."
"Okay Izzy," Tai said getting up from his seat with a yawn, "just run the reruns on "Digimon Adventure" for the rest of the night."
Izzy frowned at him, "Don't you think people would get a little tired of Digimon, Tai, after watching the same show a thousand times straight?"
"Well," Tai began, "unless that cheap producer of ours would hurry up and finish his Twilight Zone series, we wouldn't have to worry about this, besides, we'll have some better shows soon."
"Alright, whatever you say..." Izzy nodded, then looked in Mimi's direction, "Mimi, could you press those buttons over there."
Mimi, uttered a sigh, murmured a reply, and pushed the... button-aye, <If only Matt liked me...>
STAY TUNED
A/N: Hey, I didn't mean it about the big corporate pigs thing. Please don't hurt me. Hey what are you doing? Get away from me! Stop it! *a group of business men approaching author* Hey can't you guys take a joke, come on... *business men attack author*
Petros: Hello, my name is Petros the Cat, a long lost brother of Peter the Cat. While my owner here is getting what he deserves, I suggest reading his other fics, because he won't be around for a while.
~@~
Post A/N:
GA: I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this.
The Digital Network presents...
"Yamato Ishida on the Tonite Show!"
by: Gennai's Apprentice
"Woah! What a freaky dream I had," Tai said as he got up from a small couch. "Where am I? Oh yeah... Duh, I'm in the T.V. studio,"
He sat up and started thinking out loud, "Man, that dream sure was right about a few things though, our own T.V. Network to mold and control as we please. And still, we can't even put on our own life stories without having to buy back the copyrights from that Fox Network, and all those other Japanese companies like Bandai and Toei. Stupid corporate pigs! Always sucking off the good ideas from kids like us. Ah well, I wonder what it would be like to be e-mailed to the... OMIGOSH! The Tonite Show is airing in a couple minutes and I'm going to miss it!"
Tai ran as fast as he could to get to the main broadcasting room. The party, the kids had earlier, really took a lot out of him. As soon as he entered the room, he saw the rest of the gang sitting in chairs at computers and other really high tech junk. As Izzy was giving them orders, Kari interrupted him, "Hey, nice of you to finally wake up Mr. Big CEO. You're about to miss Matt," she said then turned back to the bank
"Yeah, yeah, cut the big boss junk, at least I made it,"
Matt had a few weeks earlier flew to Hollywood, California for his big interview with Mr. Hay Reno.
"O.K. everybody get ready, the transmission is coming in from Hollywood..." said Izzy.
"Izzy, get a direct feed from the satellite..." Tai ordered
"Got it! Connection established! Prepare to upload 'The Tonite Show' on Digital Network, channel 527." replied Izzy.
"Upload started! Begin live feed from Hollywood in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Live feed commencing!" said Kari
Tai all of a sudden feels a weird kind of Deja-vu going on here.
"On this screen, we can see what people here in Odaiba, Japan are watching on channel 527." Izzy stated
"Yeah, that is IF anybody's watching..," Mimi mumbled to herself as everyone looked towards the screen...
***********************************************************************< br />
Announcer: Welcome to... The Tonite Show with your host Hay Reno!
Hay Reno: Hey there all you people out there, and I'm not talking about those T.V. freaks drooling with their faces smashed up against the T.V. screens! Tonight on the Tonite show, we'll be having a special guest, *mumbles* since when did we not. *regular voice* Yamato Ishida!
*Matt strolls proudly to his seat*
Matt: Hay Reno!
Reno: Yes, what'cha want?
*Audience laughs*
Matt: I've always watched your show! I really love your band the most, though.
Reno: You're supposed to be one of the eight kids that saved the world and some so-called Digiworld, right?
Matt: Yup.
Reno: And now you want to start up your own band, right?
Matt: Yup.
Reno: Do you know anything other than "Yup?"
Matt: Yup.
Reno: *In an annoyed tone* And what would that be?
Matt: Nope.
*Drum roll effect*
*Audience laughs*
Reno: *Sarcasticsally* What are you going to name your band? The "Yup's" or the "Nope's?"
Matt: Actually, I'm going to name it "The Digital Monsters." I know a group o' guys, and we'll have everything running under a week or so.
Reno: It's not gonna be those kids you went with to that other world, I hope.
Matt: Nope...
Reno: SHADDUP already about that!!!
Matt: Okay, man! Just cool it buddy.
Reno: *sighs* Let's go to a commercial while I compose myself...
***********************************************************************< br />
*A man is walking, talking into his cellphone, oblivious to the incoming big-rig*
Man: I told you I really don't give a (beep)! You and the rest of your (beep) little group are fired, you got me F-I-R... *sees big-rig* AAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
*Man is hit by an eighteen-wheeler and appears inside a white seamless room with no windows and no door. In the center is a white chair in front of a white table with a white laptop sitting on the table.*
Man: Hey, what's this. The laptop's connected to FanFiction.Net, I love this place!!
*He opens a fanfic by Gennai's Apprentice*
Man: Huh, where are all the fics? It's only an empty page! All of these fics are a bunch of empty pages!! What's going on here!?! *looks around room* Where am I...
/\/\/\/\/\/\
GOT FANFICS?
***********************************************************************< br />
Announcer: And now, we're back with The Tonite Show!
Reno: What kind of a commercial is that?! We seriously need to get better sponsors. Now Matt, tell me do you have any girl friends quite yet?
Matt: Well... I don't know really. Don't know many of 'em, but if anybody out there in the audience is looking for a willing and available guy, here I am. Just nobody ugly please.
*Crickets chirp*
Reno: Ahem... well... okay... Moving on, tell us a little bit about your adventures.
Matt: Well... we landed on this island called File Island. One moment we're at summer camp, the next we're attacked by this giant bug-like Digimon called Kuwagamon.
Reno: Uh huh, yeah, yatta yatta yatta. Tell us about the part where these Digimon came to OUR world.
Matt: Oh, ummm, well waddaya want to know?
Reno: Y'know like that part where ya hit that batty vampire and his talking (beep) out of the ballpark!
*Drum roll effect*
*Audience laughs nervously*
Matt: That wasn't very funny.
*Reno gives Matt hard stare*
Reno: And I'm guessing YOU know what's funny?
*Matt sweatdrops*
Matt: Well, I know this one joke my friend Izzy told me...
Reno: Then let's hear it!
*Reno smiles evilly thinking this guy doesn't have a funny bone in his body*
Matt: *In German accent* Why was Newton surprised when he was hit in the head with an APPLE?
Audience: WHY, MATT?
*Matt smiles*
*Reno jumps in seat*
Matt: *In German accent* He was sitting under a PEAR tree!
*Audience laughs hysterically*
*Reno sweatdrops*
Reno: Oi, what did I do to deserve this?!
Matt: *turns to audience* Wait, wait, I've got another one, What's black and white and green?
Audience: WHAT?
Matt: Two skunks fighting over a pickle!
*Audience laughs even harder*
*Somone in audience spontaneously combusts*
Reno: Ooh, that's gotta hurt, CLEAN UP ON AISLE SEVEN!
Reno: *after it gets quiet again* My info says that you also have a brother, T.K. that went with you to the Digital World. What was it like for him?
Matt: Well, I can tell you this much, he went in there a little boy, but he came out a grown-up little boy! I'm proud of you bro'!
*Audience "Awwww's"
***********************************************************************< br />
Back at the Studio...
Kari pats T.K. on the back, "See," Kari says, "I told you your brother loved you!"
T.K. smiles up at her, "Yep, you're right as always, Kari!"
***********************************************************************< br />
Back at the Tonite Show...
Reno: Going back to your band, what instrument do you play?
Matt: I play the harmonica...
Reno: Alright, who the heck got this loser on my show! First, he upstages me, now he's making fun of me! I want my agent fired RIGHT NOW!
Matt: *in small voice* ...but I can also play the electric guitar.
Reno: *sighs* Oh well we only have a few minutes left so why don't you play something on your harmonica for us.
Matt: Sure! (Starts playing the blues)
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
My momma sent me to prison
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
She sent me away
*da doo da da dun*
I was being a Bad Boy
*da doo da da dun*
And they took me awaaaaay
I got the blues
*Band joins*
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
Now there at the prison
*da doo da da dun, da dun, da dun*
They treat me all bad"
*da doo da da dun*
I can't handle it 'nymore"
*da doo da da dun*
I'm just feelin' so sad"
I got the blues"
*Guitarist tosses his guitar to Matt*
Then the warden threw a party at the county jail!
The prison band was there and they began to wail!
The band was jumpin' and I began to swing...
Shoulda heard them rock that jailbird sing...
Let's Rock!
Oh yeah, Let's Rock!
Everybody in the whole cell block.
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock!
*Everybody's in the aisles and all over the stage dancing*
Reno: Well that's it for now, people! GoodNightEverybody!
***********************************************************************< br />
Back at TDN Studios...
"And that's a wrap everybody, let's call it a night!" said T.K. in his high-pitched voice, "I always wanted to say that."
"And I wholeheartedly agree, with you 'my little Ewok.'" Kari said smiling.
T.K. turned around and looked at her with a quizical look on his face, "Huh, what did you say Kari?"
"Oh nothing," Kari said while turning to leave, "I just watched 'Rocket Man' one too many times, that's all."
"Okay Izzy," Tai said getting up from his seat with a yawn, "just run the reruns on "Digimon Adventure" for the rest of the night."
Izzy frowned at him, "Don't you think people would get a little tired of Digimon, Tai, after watching the same show a thousand times straight?"
"Well," Tai began, "unless that cheap producer of ours would hurry up and finish his Twilight Zone series, we wouldn't have to worry about this, besides, we'll have some better shows soon."
"Alright, whatever you say..." Izzy nodded, then looked in Mimi's direction, "Mimi, could you press those buttons over there."
Mimi, uttered a sigh, murmured a reply, and pushed the... button-aye, <If only Matt liked me...>
STAY TUNED
A/N: Hey, I didn't mean it about the big corporate pigs thing. Please don't hurt me. Hey what are you doing? Get away from me! Stop it! *a group of business men approaching author* Hey can't you guys take a joke, come on... *business men attack author*
Petros: Hello, my name is Petros the Cat, a long lost brother of Peter the Cat. While my owner here is getting what he deserves, I suggest reading his other fics, because he won't be around for a while.
~@~
Post A/N:
GA: I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this.