Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The F-Song ❯ Four lettered words that begin with F for 100, Alex. ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Four Lettered Words That begin with F

By: Kaden Zendi Fukuyama

Kaden: I honestly apologize for this fic… Daisuke was pissed and he got a hold of the computer…

Dai: Damn right I'm pissed… I'm only the fucking narrator in Season 3.

Iori: HA HA You suck!

Dai: Well at least I'm in it! You don't even have a part… loser.

Kaden: BOYS STOPPIT!!!

Boys: Sorry Ms. Fukuyama…

Kaden: Better. Now Daisuke why do you hate the others right now?

Dai: Because they treated me like SHIT!

Kaden: No they didn't now into your corner muse!

Dai: Now I'm gonna hafta add a verse about you…

Kaden: Do it and DIE!

Dai: fine here we go with the boring crap… Digimon is not owned by Kaden … SO TECHNICALLY NEITHER ARE WE!!!!! The song however is! On with the best part… my song!!!

Kaden & Iori: Dear God… WHY?

The F-Word Song

Hey there goes Kari
I swear she's fucking psychic
She taunts and teases me
just the way I like it

And Hey there's Yolei
She's such a fucking whore
You turn her down
She just keeps coming back for more

But she's not half as bad
As my fucking sister
If she fell off a cliff
I wouldn't even miss her

And then there's TK
He thinks I'm a fucking Loser
At least my dad's not a chain-smoker
And a Boozer

Ken's a fucking psycho
And I think I kinda like it
Ken's a fucking psycho
And I think I kinda like it
Ken's a fucking psycho
And I think I kinda like it
Don't start that shit with me
I get my torture free!

Hey look there's Taichi
My former fucking Idol
Until the day tripped and fell
Off the fucking pedestal

Hey look now it's Yama
He's so fucking fly
And all the girlies say
He's pretty fly for a white guy

And over there is Mimi
She's such a fucking airhead
If I didn't know better
I'd swear that chick was brain dead

And to my left is Cody
He's such a fucking shrimp
Take away his kendo stick
And he cries like a wimp

To my right is Sora
She's such a fucking tease
All she does and stares
And the boys are on their knees

And then there is Jyou
He's such a fucking pain
I think that one day
That boy'll snap and go insane

Hey don't forget Izzy
He's such a fucking suck up
If he keeps it up I swear
That geek will get fucked up

I think I've learned my lesson...
It's time for S&M with KEN!