Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ The (Not So) Horribly Cliched Kaikari Fic ❯ Morals Are SO passe. ( Chapter 3 )

Kali: Sorry this took so long; she wouldn't be nice and use our ideas.

Somebody Else: I DO NOT DO LEMONS!!!

Het. Kaizer: Which totally sucks for us.

Somebody Else: *whips muse*

Somebody Else: Oh, and I would also like to thank the wonderful people who reviewed. Yuko, I am taking your advice. Thank you for the bit of sanity. AJ Reaper, THANK YOU!!!! I'm so totally psyched that somebody used a Pilot Candidate reference in a review for MY fic. I don't know why, but that made me very hyper. Lady Espelle, That's a great name! Long is a good thing. Just look at my full title. *grins* And I did get the hint. You were hinting that you liked the story, right? And no, I don't know the song, but if you'll tell me who it's by and what the name is I'll look for an mp3. ^_^ Also, the "Kaizer captures Kari and falls in love with her" is a very clichéd idea, I assure you. Just go read a digimon fic by Yamiko. She's on my favorites list. Also, I know I can't compete with your German because I can't speak more than five words of it. Not even that, actually.

Kali: You're boring the readers, get with the fic- making already!!

Somebody Else: Just one more person to thank. Yamiko. Thank you for being there for me. You are a truly wonderful friend. Even though I didn't exactly take your advice.

Het. Kaizer: Are you done yet?

Kali: You know they're just going to skip over this anyways.

Somebody Else: FYI, every once in awhile somebody does actually read these things. Oh, and Italics means somebody's thinking or I'm putting emphases on a word and (italics in parenthesis) means someone's hormones/ inner hentai is thinking. Now I'm done. Here's chapter three.

Chapter Three: Morals Are So Passé...

Hikari awoke slowly. The first thing she was aware of was the silky warm cocoon she was in. The next thing she became aware of was the fact that she wasn't supposed to be in a silky warm cocoon. She was supposed to be in flannelly warm cocoon. Why aren't I in my room? Did I spend the night at Miyako's? But Miyako doesn't use silk sheets- OHMYGOD!!!! KEN!! Hikari opened her eyes and sat up so fast she made her vision swim.

After her eyes had adjusted, she looked around her. There was a black bedside table to her left with a small gold lamp sporting a black lampshade with a golden design around the bottom. The room was medium- sized but seemed small due to the king sized bed she was laying in taking up most of it. The bed had silk sheets and down comforters and pillows. All the bedding was navy blue with a gold design on the trim, including the sheer canopy. Looking around she saw matching designs along the tops and bottoms of the walls, which looked like they had been carved out of a really big black stone and polished. The golden design appeared to be actual gold inlaid into the stone.

There weren't any windows; the only light came from a small nightlight plugged in by the door across from her. Turning to her left she saw another door. Probably locked. But still, it never hurts to try...

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The Digimon Kaizer tried to monitor the digidestined's progress in their search for Hikari, but he ended up checking in on her every few seconds to see if she was awake, and then staying there for a few minutes. I shouldn't take this much pleasure in watching the enemy sleep. But she looks so angelic... Ken remembered how she looked at him with complete hatred back on the airdramon and shuddered. I must remember that she is not an angel. She has the ability to hate and plot against me. She is lovely but she is not a savior... but maybe....NO! I will not let her control me like this. Let's just see what her friends are up to.

That's how his thoughts went for nearly an hour before he flipped his main viewing screen back to Hikari one last time and realized she was waking. Well it's about time. I was starting to think I gave her too much sedative. God she's amazing... she looks so shocked to be here... Ken watched as a her face passed from shock to cold analysis to hopelessness, then he watched as she got out of the bed and plastered a look of sheer determination on her face and tried both the doors. First she found the bathroom, and then she tried the one that led out onto the hallway. That one, of course, was locked.

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Hikari turned and sagged against the locked door. "Well it was worth a try," she muttered to herself. For a few moments there she had thought she had a chance but the door was bolted from the outside and there were no windows. There were numerous vents but none of them ere big enough for her to get through. Fortunately, she did discover a light switch for a crystal chandelier hung above the bed. She turned it on. If I have to be trapped, I'd rather be trapped in a light room than a dark one. God, I hate this...ugh. I know what'll make me feel better! A shower. Showers always make me... wait. How do I know he doesn't have cameras set up in there? Yeah, right Kari. This is still Ken Ichijouji. He may be evil, but he still has pretty girls throwing themselves at him left and right. He wouldn't bother doing that. But still... Oh don't be silly! You need a shower anyways. Maybe it'll make some of the stiffness in your neck go away... wait a second.... Neck... Hickey.... OH MY GOD!!!

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The Digimon Kaizer watched with great amusement as his captive rushed to the bathroom, flipped on the light, and leaned over the sink. Now what could she possibly be so worked... Hikari pulled down the collar of her shirt and lightly fingered the hickey there. Oh. The Kaizer Chuckled to himself. So that's what she's so worked up about. Me. Hmmm....

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My god. How could I have forgotten that he gave me a hickey! How am I supposed to explain this when I get rescued? DamnitdamnitdamnitDAMNIT! He was practically... Hikari shuddered as she remembered how close ken had gotten to her on the Airdramon. (I'll bet that if he had just shifted his hips a little I would have felt...) Oh god I can't shower! He almost definitely... Oh, don't flatter yourself Hikari Kamiya. He has girls throwing themselves at him right and left and god knows I'll never escape on my own. I'm being way too vain. He would never think me pretty. But the hickey... So what. He probably just wants to try turning my friends against me by saying that I enjoyed it or some such crap. That's the cliché isn't it? Only then the captives usually did enjoy- BUT I DIDN'T!! ....did I? Ugh. My head is seriously starting to hurt. I've read way too many fan fictions where to good guy kidnaps and seduces the good girl. Hikari rubbed her temples irritably. At this point I just don't care. I'm taking a shower and that's that. He probably won't be looking. And with that Hikari started to strip.

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Ken watched with great interest as Hikari leaned over the sink, rubbing her temples and looking thoroughly irked. I wonder what she's thinking about... Surly she isn't that irritated over a little hickey? Then he watched as Hikari abruptly pulled away from the counter and determinedly grabbed the bottom of her shirt. She's not going to actually- Hikari pulled the shirt up over her head, leaving her breasts bared to the camera, inadequately covered by her black lace bra. Oh my god. Black? Well, now. Who would have guessed? Hey, that thing doesn't have any sort of a backing or anything. It's just pure lace... I can see- "Things I really shouldn't be seeing," he muttered aloud. "After all, I'm a gentleman and..." Ken's words trailed off as Hikari reached for the waistline of her shorts. (Oh god... I wonder if her panties match...)

"Master?" a timid voice from behind him spoke up.

Ken turned irritably to see wormmon cowering timidly behind him and roared, "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU INSIGNIFICANT, INCOMPETANT LITTLE BUG?!"

"w-w-well, Master... you see, I was informed that you wished to attempt a takeover today, and I just came to verify the list of digimon you wanted ready for you."

"Grr..." Ken literally growled at the small digimon. That was all the warning he got before Ken took a step forward and whipped him. "I GAVE YOU SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO DISTURB ME!! THE TAKEOVER WILL WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW!! I AM TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW TO DEAL WITH INCOMPETENT BLUNDERINGS!! THE NEXT TO DISTURB ME WILL BE KILLED, GOT IT?!!"

More pathetic cowering and whimpering. Ken sneered in disgust. It's not like the insect hadn't had any real whippings. Sure, he had drawn blood, but not as much as he could have. "Yes, Master. As you wish."

"Leave me you pathetic fool." He watched the little green digimon scurry out of the control room.

Turning back to the viewing screen, he unleashed a string of expletives in such a multitude of languages that any little old lady from any part of the world would have been appalled to hear him. I don't believe that she's already- grr... WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! I'm supposed to be a gentleman, and she's the enemy and she's... (Naked and wet and right behind that shower curtain). WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!! I DON'T NEED TO THINK WITH MY HARMONES RIGHT NOW!! Merde and Damn.Wait a second... Cloths. When she gets out... I'd better program an outfit for her. (Or you could just let her run around naked...) Gr... cloths. (but not too many cloths...) No, I definitely want to be able to see some of that nice cleavage...

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Hikari threw her lacy black thong onto the accumulated pile of clothes with a nearly tangible sense of relief. Miyako had given her the underwear set as a joke birthday gift. Actually, she hadn't really acted like it was a joke... but just the same, Hikari only wore them when everything else was dirty. Or when nobody was home and she was bored out of her wits and she just wanted to get dressed up. She loved the way the bra made her look in low- cut shirts, but she would never wear something that showed her cleavage so nicely outside the house. So, it remained hidden in her bottom drawer except for on the days when there wasn't anything else clean, and then she made sure she wore a high- cut top (something that wasn't exactly a rarity in the Light Child's wardrobe).

Hikari nearly purred when the warm water hit her skin. Taking a shower was definitely a good idea. I might just have to test the hot water heater's capacity in this thing... mmm... rose scented body wash! If it were my brand I would be worried that he's stalking me. She quickly checked the labels on the shampoo and conditioners, just in case. Not my brand; he hasn't been stalking me. Just a coincidence, I suppose.

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Ken walked down the hall, a mass of delicate- looking white silk and lace rippling down over his arm. Once he reached Hikari's room, he ordered one of the two Gazimon guarding the door to take Hikari's old cloths to the laundry room, allowing him to go in and get them since the Kaizer doubted his own control. Then he sat down on the bed to wait for her to come out. After about five minutes of waiting he started pacing. After five minutes of pacing, he just leaned against the bedpost irritably. Although you wouldn't be able to tell from his face. The only thing about his face that he couldn't control perfectly was his eyes, but he always hid those behind his dark tinted lenses. I'll have to yell at her when she comes out. The nerve of that little wench... how dare she make me wait. It took me nearly twenty minutes to get the cloths done, and then I figured she would be out soon, so I didn't bother to color them... god, I would have had time to program a frikin' universe the way this is going... I wonder why Dr. Evil likes the word frickin' so much? NO! I will not succumb to randomness. I am the digimon Kaizer and I should have perfect control over my thoughts. That means not having random ponderings concerning random western movies. (Or random sexy girls who are currently naked and wet just on the other side of that door) Dammit! BAD THOUGHTS!!!

And wouldn't it just figure that at the exact moment ken was pondering her sexiness, Hikari walked out still dripping wet and clad in only a skimpy little towel? Oh, god. The fates must despise me to put me in the same room with such temptation...

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Hikari stepped out of the shower feeling great. The hot water heater was apparently much larger than the one at her home (although that wasn't saying much...); usually she had to keep her showers under twenty minutes or be frozen to death. She had definitely been in more than that and the water wasn't even starting to cool off. Maybe I could get used to- NO!! MY GOD!! What is wrong with me? I'm going to be rescued and... Ugh. I don't believe I thought that.

Grabbing a towel and wrapping it around herself without bothering to dry off first, she walked over to the door before she realized something was wrong. What is it? I have this weird feeling that... wait... I got undressed in here so my cloths... I didn't hear anyone come in, but then my head was under the water and... Oh god... did Ken... What if he's still here?! I can't go out there. Well if he's waiting for me then... well I certainly won't be able to stay in here forever. Sighing Hikari stepped out of the bathroom.

Surely enough, there was Kenny- boy, looking totally impassive, and totally sexy. Damn, does his uniform have to cling like that? I WANT him... NO!! I DON'T!!! Hikari cleared her throat and looked at the wall. "So, what do you want, Kenny- boy?"

Ken had walked up and wrapped her arms around her waist and before she even registered that he wasn't sitting anymore, she felt her chest pressed up against his and his lip against hers. Oh. God. He's such a good kisser…goodbye thoughts. I don't think I need you anymore.

Hikari's head bent back with the pressure of the kiss, her back following suite, and if he hadn't kept his arm around her waist she might have fallen. His other arm, wrapped around the outside of her thigh, pressing it to his hip and his hand… it was ever so lightly stroking the bottom of her upper thigh, but it was truly amazing what such a light touch could do to her. Hikari just rested her own arms lightly on his shoulder pads.

Then ken started moving down her neck. Kissing, licking and ever so gently suckling… Hikari's thoughts came back to her. Sort of. Ohh…that feels nice… mmmm…but what is that-OHMYGOD!! IT'S HIS…thing. So far gone was Hikari that she couldn't actually remember anything else to call it. Maybe I should stop this before it gets too out of hand… Ken found her hickey and lightly started playing with it. oh… aren't we supposed to be enemies?

This much remembered Hikari attempted articulation. This isn't an especially easy task when you have one of the world's sexiest bishonen all over you. "Ken… um… this is…. Wrong….or… something…. Ooohhhh…" Ken had found a sensitive spot on her jaw.

"You seem to be enjoying it."

Hikari forgot to breathe for a few seconds. His hot breath on her damp neck was one of the nicest things she had ever felt. But… no. What would her friends say? "Ken, Stop."

Ken growled and brought his eyes up to hers. "Why?"

"Because we're enemies, and I'm not about to lose my virginity to an evil phsycopath. Don't you have any form of morals at all?"

Ken smirked and pinned her against the wall, kissing her breathless again. Oh, god I WANT this… When he pulled away he smirked, a look evil playfulness in his eyes. "Really, Hikari. I would have expected better of a fashionable girl like you. Morals are so passé." With that Ken let her drop and turned his back, leaving Hikari to tumble into a heap, catching her breath and wondering exactly when he had lost his glasses. "Dinner will be served soon. You were out for quite some time, my Angel. The Gazimon outside your door will escort you to the dining hall once you are dressed." Ken collected his glasses from the bed and left. Hikari stared after him dazedly for what felt like centuries. But…I thought…wanted…felt good…Passé?... morals… WHY?

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Somebody Else: Sorry that took so long!!

Kali: When are you gonna use our great torture ideas?

Somebody Else: WOULD YOU BE PATIANT!! Yeesh. She needs to really piss him off first.

Het. Kaizer: Well at least this one's getting worked on. Unlike all her other fics.

Somebody Else: *Sighs* I just don't have time to work on this one AND all the other ideas you guys throw at me. Damn evil muses…

Angel: If you could tell us how to improve it would be greatly appreciated.

Davis: Hey! Shut up! I'm doing a preview thingy!

Somebody Else: No you aren't. I'm going to make them suffer. *ties up davis and throws him in the yaoi Kaizer's room.*

Kali: I don't think he considers that punishment…

Somebody Else: *suddenly realizes this*

Somebody Else:*mumbles* Oh crap.

Somebody Else: *snappishly* Shut up.