Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ When Things go wrong ❯ Darkness ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
"When Things go Wrong"
~By: "Twisted, Wild, sick" DaiKari~
DaiKari: Yes, I'm back again with one of my fics AND my muses. I thought this up when I finished my 1st, 2nd, and my latest fic. So PLEASE! don't flame me if it's bad. OK, the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon period.
Kari: If he did, he'll be rich--
Davis: and famous, editing the episodes-
Cody: Writing cue-cards, writing new lines--
Yolei: Change our clothing, and our D-mail--
TK: And he'll maybe take away my hat or dye it.
DaiKari: Good idea, my fellow muse!
TK: FORGET I said THAT!
Ken: He'll also rule the Digital World.
All:(Unison) In closing, He does NOT own anything animated about digimon period.
DaiKari: Thanks my muses. Off to school you go!
ALL: YES!!
The couples: DaiKari, Tklei (TK/Yolei), Veegato, and Taiora (Part 2)
~~~The Ficcy~~~
It all began in a typical day in Odaiba high school. The final bell just rang. The DigiDestined gang/crew is in the computer lab. Let's just eavesdrop on them.
Davis: Are we all ready to beat the evil?
Kari(Thinking): Usually Davis is bossing us around or even more. SOMETHING is up.
Everyone(unison): Yes, we are.
Davis: Ok. DIGIPORT OPEN!
(the usual intro to the entrance to the digiworld)
Davis: Ok, where's the fucking evil?
TK: Hello? Control spires? Dark Rings? Ken?
Davis(thinking): TK is getting CRAZIER at the moment. WHERE IS the fucking evil anyway??!
Davis: Check your D-3's. There is some evil here. Our D-termials went off when we got here. Please digivolve just in case.
*DIGIVOLVING COMPLETE*
Davis: Stand by. Evil could come in any direction. We'll be on the lookout for the control spires, Ken, or even any movement.
Kari(thinking): This is a side of Davis I didn't see before. Is he on some kind of medicine or diet? Oh hell, a change is a change.
*forty-five minutes later*
Davis: NO evil! Why did our Digivices go off? Oh well! *checks the d- terminal or the digiworld time* YIPE!
Group: What?
Davis: It's ten PM here! We should set up camp here until further notice or until some evil digimon comes. Let's flip a coin to see who.. well, you know. Who's first?
Yolei: me! I call heads!
*Davis flips the coin and it comes heads*
Yolei: I bet ken's in the tent (A/N: OR NOT!)!!
Davis: TK, Heads or tails?
TK: Is this for Kari?
Davis: No, for a sleeping bag or the cold ground in the tent.
TK: Why didn't you say so? Heads.
*Coin flips again*
Davis: Sorry TK, tails. Kari, Heads or tails?
Kari: Heck of it, Tails.
*Coin fippage*
Davis: Tails it is.
Kari: KAWAII! *clings to davis*
Davis: *cough!* Kari, could you let me go? *cough!* You're cutting *cough!* off my *cough!* air *cough!* supply. *cough!*
Kari: sorry.
Davis: Forgiven Anyway. Cody, Heads or Tails?
Cody: Heads.
*flipp!*
Davis: Tails. Sorry Cody.
Cody: Ok, I need my Kendo practice on the *heh heh* "dummy".
Davis: *chuckle* I get it. Do it.
*All the digimon return to champion form to rest and to gather more energy and strenth*
*At the tent*
Davis: Kari, don't worry. I won't look. (A/N: Davis is aleady in his PJ'S)
Kari: If you say so.
*Davis closes his eyes and falls asleep as Kari changed into her PJ's*
Kari(Thinking): He's a man of his word not like TK. He's fucking sick. (A/N: You know what I'm talking about he wanted to commit suicide and try to take a peek at night) I fell like slapping him in the next door tent! ARRGH! Calm down girl. Don't take your anger out on Davis. Take it out on TK. OI!
*talking now, not thinking*
Davis, you can open your eyes now.
Davis: *dreaming* Oh, Kari! I love you. There's one thing I need to do to you.
Kari: I hope he means kissing me or something like that.
*Davis pulls Kari in his sleeping bag*
Kari: OOF!
Davis: I hope you like surprises. Here it comes.
*Davis starts to lean in and kiss Kari and their lips meet*
Kari(thinking): He's a GRAND kisser! I want him as a boyfriend! I guess he knows what to do next.
Davis(Thinking): Wow. She didn't pull away from me . I hope she appreciates what I'm doing or I'm looking for a slap to the face.
*They begin to tounge then deep french, then a little make out scene or to you readers, lime scene*
Unison(thinking): THIS IS SWEET!
*after four minutes, they let go of each other.*
Davis: I guess you heard me talking in my sleep.
Kari: *giggle* Yeah. I talk in my sleep as well.
Davis: Yeah, I know. Gatomon told me. But she didn't tell me that when I go over for a "sleeping" party at your house that I talk in my sleep. Weird really.
Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato!
Davis: Shhh!
Kari: SHHH!
Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato! I want to hold and love you forever! One question stands in our way. Will you..
Kari: He wouldn't!
Veemon: *sleepingly* Will you..
Davis: He would.
Veemon: *dreamland* Will you marry me?
Kari: *gasp* (A/N: O_O) he did. I hope Gato didn't hear that.
Davis: Knowing Gato, she did. *whispers* she DID hear it because of her ear size. *chuckle*
*WHAP!* (A/N: -0_0-)
Davis: Hey, Kari! I was joking!
Kari: Why didn't you say so? One question.
Davis: I know what it is. Yes, I would.
Kari: You mean it?
Davis: Yes.
Kari: Oh, my little muse and plushie!
*deep cling*
Davis: I hope you ment for us to be boyfriend/girlfirend.
Kari: *nods* In fact, I did my little snuggle-pumpkin (A/N: *PUKES* sorry. cute talk, eh?)
Gato: Vee-chan, I have to think about it. Until then, your the 'mon' for me. *giggle*
Kari: *blushing* Huh, I thought she would say no to him.
Gato: No? to my sweet, little Vee-chan?
*Gato pulls Vee into a deep french kiss that only a digimon can do and lets their owners see them with a blank expression on their face and after twenty minutes, they let go of each other*
Davis, Kari: WHOOO!
Veemon: *Blush* Thanks, my little Gato-san. I needed that. 'Night love, 'Night Davish, 'Night Kari.
Davis: 'Night Kari-chan, 'night gato, 'night Vee.
Kari: 'Night my little sweetie, 'night vee, 'night sweets.
Gato: 'Night lovebirds, 'Night my little sweetie. (A/N: *Pukes again* I can't stand this! What? Oh! A little too lovey-dovey for you?)
*at the other tent*
TK: ARRGH! I thought Davis would pull the two-headed coin trick on me. But, he didn't. A regular coin! Oh, DAMN!
Yolei: Calm down, TK.
TK: HOW!?
Yolei: Like this.
*The two get PULLED in a embrase and started to kiss a little*
TK(thinking): Yoeli isn't like this. She's SEXY FOXY! (A/N: SAY WHA!?! HOW DID THIS GET IN HERE?!) Ohh! I WANT HER!
Yolei(thinking): He's a good kisser. I hope Ken didn't see this from his base.
*Thier tounges intertwine with each other and a little lime scene begins and ends in two minutes*
Cody: HIYA!
*Cody stikes the TK dummy in the chest with the Kendo stick*
TK dummy: AHHHH!
*The dummy then hits the ground hard with a LOUD BANG!*
Yoeli: CODY!
Cody: Sorry! I needed my pratice!
TK: It didn't hurt me a bit. He just used the evil twin dummy of me to practice. 'Night Yolei-chan.
Yoeli: 'Night Tk-sama. 'Night cody.
Cody: 'Night.
*Tent #2 silences and night falls*
*The next morning*
Davis: *Yawn!* Morning Kari-san.
Kari: Morning Davis-chan.
Davis: Should I wake the two lovermons?
Kari: Not just yet. Go catch us some breakfast.
Davis: alright. Wish me luck. That digiocean CAN get rough. (A/N: I have watched a LITTLE TOO MUCH of 'GILLIAN'S ISLAND'!!!!)
Kari: Ok, babe. (A/N: Should I have another lime scene?) *Kiss on lips* (A/N: Good enough for you?) Bring in at least enough for gatomon.
Davis: I've seen the digimon eat. I'll catch about fifty pounds or more! :)
*Fast foward 40 minutes*
Davis: I'm back!
Kari: What did you catch?
Davis: one hundred fifty pounds of fish!
Kari: One heck of a fisherman!
Davis: Lets cook these already! I'll get the others.
*fast forward 10 minutes*
Yolei: Yummy!
TK: delicious!
Cody: Who cooked/caught these?
*Kari points to Davis*
Tk, Cody, Yolei(unison): YOU!
Davis: Yes.
Veemon: You had it in you didn't you?
Gatomon: At least he got enough for us.
Davis: To quote Kari: "Catch enough for the digimon. I've seen them eat."
Let's go back to the real world after we change our clothes. SEPERATE TENTS PLEASE! (A/N: again, DON'T EVEN THINK IT HENTAI LOVERS!!)
*fast foward 3 minutes*
Davis: You guys ready?
All: Yes.
(exit theme from digiworld)
Davis: What? Finally we have perfected our landings.
Kari: You can say that again.
Cody: At least I have more energy for my kendo matches.
TK: yeah, and some for me to get more 'gilligan' hats. (A/N: First time he admitted that!)
Author's chapter note: Well, at least SOME of the DigiDestined had a good time while the evil was gone/deleted/banished. Will they return to the digiworld and triuph? Stay tuned for the next episode of Digimon: Digital Monsters!
~By: "Twisted, Wild, sick" DaiKari~
DaiKari: Yes, I'm back again with one of my fics AND my muses. I thought this up when I finished my 1st, 2nd, and my latest fic. So PLEASE! don't flame me if it's bad. OK, the disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own digimon period.
Kari: If he did, he'll be rich--
Davis: and famous, editing the episodes-
Cody: Writing cue-cards, writing new lines--
Yolei: Change our clothing, and our D-mail--
TK: And he'll maybe take away my hat or dye it.
DaiKari: Good idea, my fellow muse!
TK: FORGET I said THAT!
Ken: He'll also rule the Digital World.
All:(Unison) In closing, He does NOT own anything animated about digimon period.
DaiKari: Thanks my muses. Off to school you go!
ALL: YES!!
The couples: DaiKari, Tklei (TK/Yolei), Veegato, and Taiora (Part 2)
~~~The Ficcy~~~
It all began in a typical day in Odaiba high school. The final bell just rang. The DigiDestined gang/crew is in the computer lab. Let's just eavesdrop on them.
Davis: Are we all ready to beat the evil?
Kari(Thinking): Usually Davis is bossing us around or even more. SOMETHING is up.
Everyone(unison): Yes, we are.
Davis: Ok. DIGIPORT OPEN!
(the usual intro to the entrance to the digiworld)
Davis: Ok, where's the fucking evil?
TK: Hello? Control spires? Dark Rings? Ken?
Davis(thinking): TK is getting CRAZIER at the moment. WHERE IS the fucking evil anyway??!
Davis: Check your D-3's. There is some evil here. Our D-termials went off when we got here. Please digivolve just in case.
*DIGIVOLVING COMPLETE*
Davis: Stand by. Evil could come in any direction. We'll be on the lookout for the control spires, Ken, or even any movement.
Kari(thinking): This is a side of Davis I didn't see before. Is he on some kind of medicine or diet? Oh hell, a change is a change.
*forty-five minutes later*
Davis: NO evil! Why did our Digivices go off? Oh well! *checks the d- terminal or the digiworld time* YIPE!
Group: What?
Davis: It's ten PM here! We should set up camp here until further notice or until some evil digimon comes. Let's flip a coin to see who.. well, you know. Who's first?
Yolei: me! I call heads!
*Davis flips the coin and it comes heads*
Yolei: I bet ken's in the tent (A/N: OR NOT!)!!
Davis: TK, Heads or tails?
TK: Is this for Kari?
Davis: No, for a sleeping bag or the cold ground in the tent.
TK: Why didn't you say so? Heads.
*Coin flips again*
Davis: Sorry TK, tails. Kari, Heads or tails?
Kari: Heck of it, Tails.
*Coin fippage*
Davis: Tails it is.
Kari: KAWAII! *clings to davis*
Davis: *cough!* Kari, could you let me go? *cough!* You're cutting *cough!* off my *cough!* air *cough!* supply. *cough!*
Kari: sorry.
Davis: Forgiven Anyway. Cody, Heads or Tails?
Cody: Heads.
*flipp!*
Davis: Tails. Sorry Cody.
Cody: Ok, I need my Kendo practice on the *heh heh* "dummy".
Davis: *chuckle* I get it. Do it.
*All the digimon return to champion form to rest and to gather more energy and strenth*
*At the tent*
Davis: Kari, don't worry. I won't look. (A/N: Davis is aleady in his PJ'S)
Kari: If you say so.
*Davis closes his eyes and falls asleep as Kari changed into her PJ's*
Kari(Thinking): He's a man of his word not like TK. He's fucking sick. (A/N: You know what I'm talking about he wanted to commit suicide and try to take a peek at night) I fell like slapping him in the next door tent! ARRGH! Calm down girl. Don't take your anger out on Davis. Take it out on TK. OI!
*talking now, not thinking*
Davis, you can open your eyes now.
Davis: *dreaming* Oh, Kari! I love you. There's one thing I need to do to you.
Kari: I hope he means kissing me or something like that.
*Davis pulls Kari in his sleeping bag*
Kari: OOF!
Davis: I hope you like surprises. Here it comes.
*Davis starts to lean in and kiss Kari and their lips meet*
Kari(thinking): He's a GRAND kisser! I want him as a boyfriend! I guess he knows what to do next.
Davis(Thinking): Wow. She didn't pull away from me . I hope she appreciates what I'm doing or I'm looking for a slap to the face.
*They begin to tounge then deep french, then a little make out scene or to you readers, lime scene*
Unison(thinking): THIS IS SWEET!
*after four minutes, they let go of each other.*
Davis: I guess you heard me talking in my sleep.
Kari: *giggle* Yeah. I talk in my sleep as well.
Davis: Yeah, I know. Gatomon told me. But she didn't tell me that when I go over for a "sleeping" party at your house that I talk in my sleep. Weird really.
Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato!
Davis: Shhh!
Kari: SHHH!
Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato! I want to hold and love you forever! One question stands in our way. Will you..
Kari: He wouldn't!
Veemon: *sleepingly* Will you..
Davis: He would.
Veemon: *dreamland* Will you marry me?
Kari: *gasp* (A/N: O_O) he did. I hope Gato didn't hear that.
Davis: Knowing Gato, she did. *whispers* she DID hear it because of her ear size. *chuckle*
*WHAP!* (A/N: -0_0-)
Davis: Hey, Kari! I was joking!
Kari: Why didn't you say so? One question.
Davis: I know what it is. Yes, I would.
Kari: You mean it?
Davis: Yes.
Kari: Oh, my little muse and plushie!
*deep cling*
Davis: I hope you ment for us to be boyfriend/girlfirend.
Kari: *nods* In fact, I did my little snuggle-pumpkin (A/N: *PUKES* sorry. cute talk, eh?)
Gato: Vee-chan, I have to think about it. Until then, your the 'mon' for me. *giggle*
Kari: *blushing* Huh, I thought she would say no to him.
Gato: No? to my sweet, little Vee-chan?
*Gato pulls Vee into a deep french kiss that only a digimon can do and lets their owners see them with a blank expression on their face and after twenty minutes, they let go of each other*
Davis, Kari: WHOOO!
Veemon: *Blush* Thanks, my little Gato-san. I needed that. 'Night love, 'Night Davish, 'Night Kari.
Davis: 'Night Kari-chan, 'night gato, 'night Vee.
Kari: 'Night my little sweetie, 'night vee, 'night sweets.
Gato: 'Night lovebirds, 'Night my little sweetie. (A/N: *Pukes again* I can't stand this! What? Oh! A little too lovey-dovey for you?)
*at the other tent*
TK: ARRGH! I thought Davis would pull the two-headed coin trick on me. But, he didn't. A regular coin! Oh, DAMN!
Yolei: Calm down, TK.
TK: HOW!?
Yolei: Like this.
*The two get PULLED in a embrase and started to kiss a little*
TK(thinking): Yoeli isn't like this. She's SEXY FOXY! (A/N: SAY WHA!?! HOW DID THIS GET IN HERE?!) Ohh! I WANT HER!
Yolei(thinking): He's a good kisser. I hope Ken didn't see this from his base.
*Thier tounges intertwine with each other and a little lime scene begins and ends in two minutes*
Cody: HIYA!
*Cody stikes the TK dummy in the chest with the Kendo stick*
TK dummy: AHHHH!
*The dummy then hits the ground hard with a LOUD BANG!*
Yoeli: CODY!
Cody: Sorry! I needed my pratice!
TK: It didn't hurt me a bit. He just used the evil twin dummy of me to practice. 'Night Yolei-chan.
Yoeli: 'Night Tk-sama. 'Night cody.
Cody: 'Night.
*Tent #2 silences and night falls*
*The next morning*
Davis: *Yawn!* Morning Kari-san.
Kari: Morning Davis-chan.
Davis: Should I wake the two lovermons?
Kari: Not just yet. Go catch us some breakfast.
Davis: alright. Wish me luck. That digiocean CAN get rough. (A/N: I have watched a LITTLE TOO MUCH of 'GILLIAN'S ISLAND'!!!!)
Kari: Ok, babe. (A/N: Should I have another lime scene?) *Kiss on lips* (A/N: Good enough for you?) Bring in at least enough for gatomon.
Davis: I've seen the digimon eat. I'll catch about fifty pounds or more! :)
*Fast foward 40 minutes*
Davis: I'm back!
Kari: What did you catch?
Davis: one hundred fifty pounds of fish!
Kari: One heck of a fisherman!
Davis: Lets cook these already! I'll get the others.
*fast forward 10 minutes*
Yolei: Yummy!
TK: delicious!
Cody: Who cooked/caught these?
*Kari points to Davis*
Tk, Cody, Yolei(unison): YOU!
Davis: Yes.
Veemon: You had it in you didn't you?
Gatomon: At least he got enough for us.
Davis: To quote Kari: "Catch enough for the digimon. I've seen them eat."
Let's go back to the real world after we change our clothes. SEPERATE TENTS PLEASE! (A/N: again, DON'T EVEN THINK IT HENTAI LOVERS!!)
*fast foward 3 minutes*
Davis: You guys ready?
All: Yes.
(exit theme from digiworld)
Davis: What? Finally we have perfected our landings.
Kari: You can say that again.
Cody: At least I have more energy for my kendo matches.
TK: yeah, and some for me to get more 'gilligan' hats. (A/N: First time he admitted that!)
Author's chapter note: Well, at least SOME of the DigiDestined had a good time while the evil was gone/deleted/banished. Will they return to the digiworld and triuph? Stay tuned for the next episode of Digimon: Digital Monsters!