Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ When Things go wrong ❯ Darkness ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
"When Things go Wrong"

~By: "Twisted, Wild, sick" DaiKari~

DaiKari: Yes, I'm back again with one of my fics AND my muses. I thought this up when I finished my 1st, 2nd, and my latest fic. So PLEASE! don't flame me if it's bad. OK, the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I don't own digimon period.

Kari: If he did, he'll be rich--

Davis: and famous, editing the episodes-

Cody: Writing cue-cards, writing new lines--

Yolei: Change our clothing, and our D-mail--

TK: And he'll maybe take away my hat or dye it.

DaiKari: Good idea, my fellow muse!

TK: FORGET I said THAT!

Ken: He'll also rule the Digital World.

All:(Unison) In closing, He does NOT own anything animated about digimon period.

DaiKari: Thanks my muses. Off to school you go!

ALL: YES!!

The couples: DaiKari, Tklei (TK/Yolei), Veegato, and Taiora (Part 2)

~~~The Ficcy~~~

It all began in a typical day in Odaiba high school. The final bell just rang. The DigiDestined gang/crew is in the computer lab. Let's just eavesdrop on them.

Davis: Are we all ready to beat the evil?

Kari(Thinking): Usually Davis is bossing us around or even more. SOMETHING is up.

Everyone(unison): Yes, we are.

Davis: Ok. DIGIPORT OPEN!

(the usual intro to the entrance to the digiworld)

Davis: Ok, where's the fucking evil?

TK: Hello? Control spires? Dark Rings? Ken?

Davis(thinking): TK is getting CRAZIER at the moment. WHERE IS the fucking evil anyway??!

Davis: Check your D-3's. There is some evil here. Our D-termials went off when we got here. Please digivolve just in case.

*DIGIVOLVING COMPLETE*

Davis: Stand by. Evil could come in any direction. We'll be on the lookout for the control spires, Ken, or even any movement.

Kari(thinking): This is a side of Davis I didn't see before. Is he on some kind of medicine or diet? Oh hell, a change is a change.

*forty-five minutes later*

Davis: NO evil! Why did our Digivices go off? Oh well! *checks the d- terminal or the digiworld time* YIPE!

Group: What?

Davis: It's ten PM here! We should set up camp here until further notice or until some evil digimon comes. Let's flip a coin to see who.. well, you know. Who's first?

Yolei: me! I call heads!

*Davis flips the coin and it comes heads*

Yolei: I bet ken's in the tent (A/N: OR NOT!)!!

Davis: TK, Heads or tails?

TK: Is this for Kari?

Davis: No, for a sleeping bag or the cold ground in the tent.

TK: Why didn't you say so? Heads.

*Coin flips again*

Davis: Sorry TK, tails. Kari, Heads or tails?

Kari: Heck of it, Tails.

*Coin fippage*

Davis: Tails it is.

Kari: KAWAII! *clings to davis*

Davis: *cough!* Kari, could you let me go? *cough!* You're cutting *cough!* off my *cough!* air *cough!* supply. *cough!*

Kari: sorry.

Davis: Forgiven Anyway. Cody, Heads or Tails?

Cody: Heads.

*flipp!*

Davis: Tails. Sorry Cody.

Cody: Ok, I need my Kendo practice on the *heh heh* "dummy".

Davis: *chuckle* I get it. Do it.

*All the digimon return to champion form to rest and to gather more energy and strenth*

*At the tent*

Davis: Kari, don't worry. I won't look. (A/N: Davis is aleady in his PJ'S)

Kari: If you say so.

*Davis closes his eyes and falls asleep as Kari changed into her PJ's*

Kari(Thinking): He's a man of his word not like TK. He's fucking sick. (A/N: You know what I'm talking about he wanted to commit suicide and try to take a peek at night) I fell like slapping him in the next door tent! ARRGH! Calm down girl. Don't take your anger out on Davis. Take it out on TK. OI!

*talking now, not thinking*

Davis, you can open your eyes now.

Davis: *dreaming* Oh, Kari! I love you. There's one thing I need to do to you.

Kari: I hope he means kissing me or something like that.

*Davis pulls Kari in his sleeping bag*

Kari: OOF!

Davis: I hope you like surprises. Here it comes.

*Davis starts to lean in and kiss Kari and their lips meet*

Kari(thinking): He's a GRAND kisser! I want him as a boyfriend! I guess he knows what to do next.

Davis(Thinking): Wow. She didn't pull away from me . I hope she appreciates what I'm doing or I'm looking for a slap to the face.

*They begin to tounge then deep french, then a little make out scene or to you readers, lime scene*

Unison(thinking): THIS IS SWEET!

*after four minutes, they let go of each other.*

Davis: I guess you heard me talking in my sleep.

Kari: *giggle* Yeah. I talk in my sleep as well.

Davis: Yeah, I know. Gatomon told me. But she didn't tell me that when I go over for a "sleeping" party at your house that I talk in my sleep. Weird really.

Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato!

Davis: Shhh!

Kari: SHHH!

Veemon: *dreaming* Oh, Gato! I want to hold and love you forever! One question stands in our way. Will you..

Kari: He wouldn't!

Veemon: *sleepingly* Will you..

Davis: He would.

Veemon: *dreamland* Will you marry me?

Kari: *gasp* (A/N: O_O) he did. I hope Gato didn't hear that.

Davis: Knowing Gato, she did. *whispers* she DID hear it because of her ear size. *chuckle*

*WHAP!* (A/N: -0_0-)

Davis: Hey, Kari! I was joking!

Kari: Why didn't you say so? One question.

Davis: I know what it is. Yes, I would.

Kari: You mean it?

Davis: Yes.

Kari: Oh, my little muse and plushie!

*deep cling*

Davis: I hope you ment for us to be boyfriend/girlfirend.

Kari: *nods* In fact, I did my little snuggle-pumpkin (A/N: *PUKES* sorry. cute talk, eh?)

Gato: Vee-chan, I have to think about it. Until then, your the 'mon' for me. *giggle*

Kari: *blushing* Huh, I thought she would say no to him.

Gato: No? to my sweet, little Vee-chan?

*Gato pulls Vee into a deep french kiss that only a digimon can do and lets their owners see them with a blank expression on their face and after twenty minutes, they let go of each other*

Davis, Kari: WHOOO!

Veemon: *Blush* Thanks, my little Gato-san. I needed that. 'Night love, 'Night Davish, 'Night Kari.

Davis: 'Night Kari-chan, 'night gato, 'night Vee.

Kari: 'Night my little sweetie, 'night vee, 'night sweets.

Gato: 'Night lovebirds, 'Night my little sweetie. (A/N: *Pukes again* I can't stand this! What? Oh! A little too lovey-dovey for you?)

*at the other tent*

TK: ARRGH! I thought Davis would pull the two-headed coin trick on me. But, he didn't. A regular coin! Oh, DAMN!

Yolei: Calm down, TK.

TK: HOW!?

Yolei: Like this.

*The two get PULLED in a embrase and started to kiss a little*

TK(thinking): Yoeli isn't like this. She's SEXY FOXY! (A/N: SAY WHA!?! HOW DID THIS GET IN HERE?!) Ohh! I WANT HER!

Yolei(thinking): He's a good kisser. I hope Ken didn't see this from his base.

*Thier tounges intertwine with each other and a little lime scene begins and ends in two minutes*

Cody: HIYA!

*Cody stikes the TK dummy in the chest with the Kendo stick*

TK dummy: AHHHH!

*The dummy then hits the ground hard with a LOUD BANG!*

Yoeli: CODY!

Cody: Sorry! I needed my pratice!

TK: It didn't hurt me a bit. He just used the evil twin dummy of me to practice. 'Night Yolei-chan.

Yoeli: 'Night Tk-sama. 'Night cody.

Cody: 'Night.

*Tent #2 silences and night falls*



*The next morning*



Davis: *Yawn!* Morning Kari-san.

Kari: Morning Davis-chan.

Davis: Should I wake the two lovermons?

Kari: Not just yet. Go catch us some breakfast.

Davis: alright. Wish me luck. That digiocean CAN get rough. (A/N: I have watched a LITTLE TOO MUCH of 'GILLIAN'S ISLAND'!!!!)

Kari: Ok, babe. (A/N: Should I have another lime scene?) *Kiss on lips* (A/N: Good enough for you?) Bring in at least enough for gatomon.

Davis: I've seen the digimon eat. I'll catch about fifty pounds or more! :)

*Fast foward 40 minutes*

Davis: I'm back!

Kari: What did you catch?

Davis: one hundred fifty pounds of fish!

Kari: One heck of a fisherman!

Davis: Lets cook these already! I'll get the others.

*fast forward 10 minutes*

Yolei: Yummy!

TK: delicious!

Cody: Who cooked/caught these?

*Kari points to Davis*

Tk, Cody, Yolei(unison): YOU!

Davis: Yes.

Veemon: You had it in you didn't you?

Gatomon: At least he got enough for us.

Davis: To quote Kari: "Catch enough for the digimon. I've seen them eat."

Let's go back to the real world after we change our clothes. SEPERATE TENTS PLEASE! (A/N: again, DON'T EVEN THINK IT HENTAI LOVERS!!)

*fast foward 3 minutes*

Davis: You guys ready?

All: Yes.

(exit theme from digiworld)

Davis: What? Finally we have perfected our landings.

Kari: You can say that again.

Cody: At least I have more energy for my kendo matches.

TK: yeah, and some for me to get more 'gilligan' hats. (A/N: First time he admitted that!)

Author's chapter note: Well, at least SOME of the DigiDestined had a good time while the evil was gone/deleted/banished. Will they return to the digiworld and triuph? Stay tuned for the next episode of Digimon: Digital Monsters!