Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ whose digimon is it anyway? ❯ digi 1, intro, crapy first chap ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Hi I dont own digimon but I wish I did. Taichi: well I for one am glad. Yamato: ya if you did we would be in hell. [Glares so hard face turns blue] SHUT UP OR YOUS BOTH ARE GOING IN A LEMON WITH SORA!! Yamato: er now on to the next story. ***************************************************************** Welcome to the new and improved whos digimon is it anyway? . and Im your host BT [Black_Tears]
BT: Now lets meet the players, here is Im cool and everyone knows it, Yamato. yamato walks in the waves to audience [where all the fan girls try and snag him] and sits down.
Yamato: hello.
BT: [beats fan girls off] now here is Im a pink haired girl who lives in America, Mimi.
Mimi walks in a sits down.
Mimi: hi.
BT: now here is camera girl, Hikari
Hikari: nice to meet you.
BT: now here is Im cute and 4 inches shorter than matt, TAICHI!!
Taichi walks in waves [the audience goes wild and everyone trys to get him]
BT [glares at audience and they sit down]: taichi why dont you sit down.
Taichi: but there isnt any chairs left.
BT: I know that.
Taichi: then what am I supposed to sit on?
BT: Yamatos lap.
Taichi: I should have guessed.
Yamato: Im not complaining.
Taichi: who said that I was? yesh you jump to conclusions
Taichi goes and sits on yamas lap.
BT: o.k. the game is erparty. I think well this is for all 4 of you taichi is holding a party and you all are going but youll be given an envelope and you got act out what it says. o.k. start. Yamato: [looks at envelope ] he ^.^ .
Mimi: [giggle]
Hikari: oh man hahahahaha.
Taichi: wow this is a great party now all I need is the gustiest. dingdong.
Taichi: alright first person.
Taichi: hello Mimi.
Mimi: makes fun of everyone shorter than her hiya shrimp ya wanna dance oh ya you cant even look straight into my eyes your so short hahahah. man oh man are you so small! want some stilts?
Taichi:/pouts/ I dont think I should have invited someone who makes fun of shorter people. BT: o.k. mimi go sit down [laughing like an idiot in her head].dingdong.
Hikari: when someone says her name she grabs them hello
Taichi: hi hikari. [she grabs his arm] hay!!!! dingdong
Yamato: very protective of tai when someone touch him he slaps them off and glares while holding him hey kitten.
Taichi: matt!! shhh!! want a drink hikari? [she grabs his arm again]
Yamato: [slaps hikaris hand holds tai and glares] touch him an die. bitch
BT: O.K. tai who are they.
taichi: hikari grabs people when they say her name. and yamato is very protective of me?
BT: o.k. next shows well be in the next chapter. please r&r please? I know this sucks but I promise the next chaps will be better.