Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Yamalicious ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer= roses are red, violets are blue, I own nothing so please don't sue

Author's note= I dunno what possessed me making this ^__~ I had this crappy idea one hour ago when I was at my grandma's and I found it amusing. This show just what a girl with no life I am ^__^ and guess what? I don't even like this song, so why I chose it it's beyond my faculties; well, now, onto the fic! Oh yeah, I forgot! Homophobes stay completely away!! Don't tell me I didn't warn you afterwards!

Yaoi!!! Taito!!! Jyouto!!! Koumato!!! Matt's kind a slut, but how can we blame Tai& Co? who can resist Yamato Ishida??? YAMALICIOUS

Tai, can you handle this?

Joe, can you handle this?

Izzy, can you handle this?

Barely digivolve, we've arrived

I'm looking hot, with those features of mine

Baddest dude, dude inside

Tai this summer

Attracted me with his goggles-thing

There you are, come on baby

Don't you wanna fight with me?

Can you handle, can you handle me?

You gotta hit much better if you want some fun tonight

Don't you dare touch my hair if you want some fun tonight

Read my lips carefully if you like what you see

Shake, punch, hit, move, prove you can hang with me

By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me

Zip your pants, it's time to go find my bro

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this

'cause my body's too yamalicious for ya babe

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this

'cause my body's too yamalicious for ya babe

Guys, can you handle this?

Guys, can you handle this?

Guys, can you handle this?

I don't think you can handle this

Joe, you're gonna be addicted to me

I'll make your nose bleed

Lead my lips, slap my thighs

Don't you touch my hair or you'll die

I'm looking hot, smelling good

I feel your *aehm* hardening, it needs his food

I don't think so, you're making me moody

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this

'cause my body's too yamalicious for ya babe

Izzy, come on, spin me around

Make my booty touch the ground

I can't help but wonder why

You love me more then do I

I shake my gelled hair at every swing

When I move my hips I make you sing

I hope you can handle all this fire that I have

Now it's time join the others, your turn it's cessed, you didn't know?

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this beauty

I don't think you're ready for this

'cause my body's too yamalicious for ya babe

I think none of you's ready for this beauty

I think none of you's ready for this beauty

I think none of you's ready for this

'cause my body's too yamalicious for ya babes

THE END

Teti= yeah, I know, it sucked -___- anyway I had fun writing this, so please review thanks!!!

Please no flames!! ~she suddenly changes her mind~ no, wait, flame me, so I can use your criticisms to cook some pizza with salami! Mm…I'm getting hungry, wonder what's in the kitchen…