Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Reluctant Bride ❯ Catch the Heart! ( Chapter 10 )

`*` ...`*` -Mental conversations

`^`.....`^` -When Piccolo, Nail, and Kami have a conversation.

'.....' -Thoughts

"...." -Speaking

Luna: I know, this has taken me sooooo long to update!!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But I've been getting into different animes lately, hahahahahaha I've just been finding/reading fanfics for them lately. ::sweatdrops:: But now that it's summer, I have more time to write. I hope.... O_o

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Disclaimer:

Piccolo: Can you get anymore weirder?

Luna: Well, I like seeing you romantically paired with teenage/adult Gohan! I wanna keep Chibi Gohan for myself! And if it makes you feel any better I like seeing you two with other people. ::hugs Chibi Gohan who appeared out of thin air::

Piccolo: X_x Oh, that's right. She's entered the yaoi phase of her life...

Gohan: ::weirded out that there's two of him::

Luna: Thats funny. The Trunks-Trio don't seem to mind that at all... ::points to Chibi Trunks, Mirai Trunks, and Gt Trunks who are playing poker::

Gohan: O_o

GT Trunks: Arg!! How does he keep winning?!!

Mirai Trunks: Was I really this evil as a kid...? O_o

Chibi Trunks: >: D Hand over the goods you two. ^_^

::Gt and Mirai Trunks hand over money, swords, and clothing, while cursing under their breath::

Chibi Trunks:: Oy, Luna!

Luna: ::yawns:: What?

Chibi Trunks: Shouldn't you have started the fic by now?

Luna: I should have started the what?

Chibi Trunks: -_- ::thinking:: Can she be any more brain dead? Its time I put an end to this!

Luna: ::has fallen asleep::

Everybody: ::sweatdrops::

Chibi Trunks: ::pounces on the sleeping Luna:: ::ties her up and throws her in the close:: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Now I control the story, and the readers will no longer suffer! And I can finnaly get everyone to the next day! Since it has been the same day since chapter 4.

::nobody tries to stop him::

Luna: ;_; Whaaaa! Its dark and scary in here! ::shrieks:: A spider's looking at me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: ::falls down::

Chibi Trunks: And now onto the story! Written by ME, Chibi Trunks!

GT/Mirai Trunks: There is no way we were this posessed as kids...

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Reluctant Bride

Chapter 8

Catch the Heart!

While everyone watched the two Mirai's bicker, a certain lavender haired youth and his best friend were flying up to Kami's lookout.

Or is it Dende's lookout now that Kami isn't god? Cause they still call it Kami's lookout even after Kami fused with Piccolo, oh shoot I'm off the subject now. Anyway...

"Hurry up Goten!" Goten was riding the Nimbus cloud as the lavender haired boy flew beside him.

"Nimbus is going as fast as it can Trunks!" Trunks, son of Vegeta the Prince of all saiyans and the best father in the universe...

(Luna: That last part isn't true! Stop feeding his ego! It took me too long to deflate it! Trunks: Hey, I'm writing this, so you just but out!)

As I was saying, the two partners in crime arrived at Kami's lookout. Dende and Mr. Popo were nowhere to be seen.

"What was it you wanted to show me Trunks?" Goten asked as he hopped off of Nimbus and onto the lookout.

"I found some weird candy the last time I was up here. Dende caught me and told me not to eat any of it." Chibi Trunks explained. Like god was going to stop him.

"I don't think this a good idea Trunks. Onesan might get mad..."

"Goten! Your sister has amniesia!" He stopped when he saw Gotens confused look, "That means she doesn't remember anything. Her power, for instance." Goten smirked evily.

(Luna: Is that even possible? Chibi Trunks: It is in my story!)

"Lets go get that candy, Trunks!" The two chibi's then raced off in search of sugar.

After half an hour of searching they finally found their prize. They turned the bag over and shook out two pink heart shaped candies.

Dende, unfortunatly for our two loveble characters, walked into the room.

"Trunks, Goten! Don't eat those! They're heart stealers." Both Chibi's looked up.

"What does that mean?"

"Those are candies that literally steal the heart! If you eat one, your heart will pop out and the person will fall in love with the man or woman who took the heart."

Chibi Trunks smirked like his father. He gave Goten a meaningful look and the only son of Goku, got the message.

(Luna: I know that's not possible! Chibi Trunks: As I said, it's my story, so I can do what I want!)

"Thank you for the information, Dende-sama! We'll just being going now." And without looking back Trunks and Goten raced out of the room. Goten called for nimbus, Trunks powered up, and they were gone faster then you can yell 'Stop those half-breeds!'

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Meanwhile, the bickering had stopped, and a very sore Mirai Trunks was sitting on the couch next to his brown and green haired mate, who was refusing to speak with him.

After introduction's were made, the other women had moved into the kitchen to chat, and fix dinner. And the men had gone outside to spar and catch up on the things they missed, which was mainly everyone gawking at Krillen's hair.

Only Piccolo and Sakura were in the room listening to the conversation, or lack there of.

"Peony-chan..."

"Will someone please tell him not to 'Peony-chan' me!"

'How long is this going to go on for?!' Sakura thought. `*`I'm going crazy!!!`*`

`*`You can say that again........`*` Sakura didn't even bother to be shocked when Piccolo's voice floated into her thoughts. At this point there wasn't much that was going to surprse her.

`*`So, we have some kind of mental link?`*`

`*`That pretty much covers it.`*`

`*`Why was I never able to do this before?`*`

`*`We have be in the same room for it to work, or we have do it on purpose. Otherwise we both would've gone crazy by now...`*`

`*`Are you saying that I'm annoying?!`*`

`*`No of course not! Why would you think that?!`*`

`*`I'm not speaking ...er, thinking to you!`*`

`*`Sakura-chan! I really don't think your annoying! Please, talk to me!`*`

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`*`SAKURA!!!!`*`

`*`Ahh!! What are you trying to do, give me a headache?!!!`*`

`*`Hah! Your speaking to me!`*`

`*`I hate you, and your stupid mind tricks!`*`

`*`They aren't so stupid if they worked on you...`*`

`*`Do you enjoy pissing me off?!`*`

`*`Yes.`*`

`*` Well, I'm just going to ignore you, until you apologize!`*`

`*`What?! I'm not the one who assumed that she was being insulted!`*`

`*`Lalalalalalala, I can't hear anything....`*`

`*`Fine! I'm sorry...`*`

`*`What was that? You were mumbling.`*`

`*`I said, I'm sorry! Are you happy now?`*`

`*`Yes. Arigato, Piccolo-san`*`

While this was going on Mirai Trunks and Mirai Peony had a similar mental conversation themselves.

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Chibi Trunks snuck into the room, followed closely by Goten. Piccolo had gone outside, since Vegeta was complaining about not having a decent sparring partner.

Smiling innocently they both walked up to the unsuspecting brunette.

"Sakura-chan, would you like some candy?" Trunks held out the three heart stealers. Sakura smiled back.

"Sure, I'd love one." Sakura took the candy and popped it into her mouth. Unknown to her, a little red heart materialized over her head.

Yawning, Sakura bid both boys goodnight and started walking towards the stairs. Stopping, she turned around.

"Um... Where's my room?" Goten smiled and led Sakura to the room next to the kitchen.

Sakura collapsed onto her bed, ate another piece candy and went to sleep.

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Weird little fish guy comes out holding a flag with Japanese characters on it, and after a few seconds dissapears from view . Translated into english, it reads- Next Day

Piccolo was watching Krillen and Yamcha spar outside the Son household. They, and Master Roshi had spent the night, because they were too lazy to go to their own houses.

Piccolo had meditated outside Sakura's open window making sure Master Roshi didn't do anything. Apparently he had tried, and was still scorched from Piccolo's Mankankosappo, which had been fired at him repeatedly....

Sakura hopped outside, swatting at something above her head. The movement caught Piccolo's eye and he looked over at her.

"What are you doing Sakura? Huh?" He noticed she was batting at a red heart. "What's that?"

"I don't know. It's been there since this morning. I swipe at it, but it won't go away." Krillen notices the commotion, and stoping his training, walks over to Sakura.

He grabs the heart to take a close look at it.

"Darling..."

"What?" Krillen looks up to see Sakura with her hands clasped in front of her, a light blush on her cheeks, and a dazed expression on her face.

"Wha?" He watches her nervously.

"I love you!"

"Wha...wha...what's going on?" Sakura hugs him tightly causing him to lose his grasp on the heart.

"What's the big idea?" The heart dances happily back over her head. Sakura lets him go and Krillen collapses on the ground.

The blush and dazed look dissapear, and she stands there wide eyed.

"Krillen, what are you doing?"

"Huh?" Sakura gives him a confused look. He looks suspiciouly back at the heart, which is rocking from side to side.

His eye's narrow and he once again grabs the heart. Sakura goes back into her dazed mode.

"Darling..." He looks curiously at the heart. Sakura starts moving toward him.

"Ho..ho...hold it, hold it!" Sakura has him in another bone crushing hug, and Krillen once again loses his grip. Sakura lets go of him and is once again confused.

"OK, I've just about figured it out."

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"So when you grab that heart, Sakura falls in love with you?" Piccolo asked quirking an eye ridge.

"More or less so, yes." Krillen explained. "But what we wanna know, is how it got there..."

Master Roshi reached over and was about to grab the heart when it dissapeared with a pop. Everyone looked up.

"Well, it only lasted over night!" Sakura smiled. She pulled out fifteen little candies from her pocket. "I didn't know these things could do that!"

Piccolo recognized the candy. Some crazed anime fan had used the dragon balls to wish for the heart-stealers from the Urusei Yatsura OVA.

`^`Why didn't you tell me sooner, old man?!`^` Piccolo growled mentally.

`^`You never asked, my son.`^` Piccolo was regretting his decision to fuse with Kami and Nail. They were no help outside of fighting, and as annoying as hell.

`^`Cenile old Namekien....`^`

Master Roshi snatched the h-s's from her hand and with a leap of glee, he was off. Gee, I wonder what he's going to do...

"I'm gonna stock a harem with this stuff!" Krillen frowned.

"Oh no you don't! Get back here you perverted old man!" And the chase was on. Master Roshi was off, with Krillen, Yamcha, Sakura, and even Piccolo trailing after him.

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In no time at all he had reached Capsule corp.

"Oy!! Bulma-san!!!" Bulma had been outside watering the garden with her mother. She looked over at Master roshi, and lifted an eyebrow in surprise.

He threw one of the candies at Bulma's open mouth. Only to have Vegeta snatch it away before it acomplished it's goal.

He tightened his grip, grinding the candy turning into dust.

"Trying to steal my mate, old man." Like always it was a statement, not a question. He glared at Master Roshi who was already scampering off.

On the way back he tossed one of the candies at Sakura who, unfortunatly, swallowed it. The heart appeared over her head again, and Master Roshi made a grab for it.

Piccolo raming his fist into the old man's face sent the old pervert flying off towards the city. Needless to say, this was an unfortunate turn of events.

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After another long chase they finally lost him in the crowd. Everyone was wondering where he got all that energy to outrun them.

Apparently, a lecherous old man with candy that makes people love you is going to do whatever he can to get away. Krillen and Yamcha decided to search from the sky, while Piccolo and Sakura searched from the ground.

"Oh he's so handsome!"

"Kawaii!" Varoius similar comments came from the same area. Master Roshi was in the middle of a crowd of young, beautiful, and sexy women, grasping the hearts.

Sakura, who had gotten seperated from Piccolo, noticed and walked over to crowd. Her eye twitched from anger.

Pulling out a frying pan on instinct, from who knows where, she approached Master Roshi from behind.

"HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura whacked him over the head with the frying pan. All the hearts floated from Master Roshi's hands, and back to their confused owners.

Grabbing the back of his shirt Sakura started dragging him out of town. Piccolo had taken to the skies to look for the others, and ran into Krillen and Yamcha.

They all froze when they heard a loud clang. Shivering they looked down to see Sakura, frying pan in hand, dragging Master Roshi back to the Son houshold.

They all grimaced. Sakura remembered how to use the frying pan, which was a death sentence for all the Saiyans, Demi-Saiyans, and Namekians on Earth.

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Master Roshi was outside tied to a tree, and there was no candy left to take from him, since he had used it all. The others were relaxing inside.

"Hey Sakura?" Yamcha turned to look at her.

"Yeah?"

"Where did you get that candy in the first place?" Sakura looked thoughtful for a moment.

"Goten and some kid that was with him gave them to me..." Everybody's faces darkened.

"By any chance, did he have purple hair?" Krillen asked.

"Yeah, he did!" Piccolo's eye twitched. Without saying a word he left the room, and five minutes later came back with both demi-saiyans under his arms.

"Put us down Mr. Piccolo!" Goten squeaked. He knew just how much trouble they were in. Piccolo tossed the bag of Heart-Stealer's into the air and used his eye lazers to disintegrate it.

Sakura felt something come back when she noticed the lavender haired boy. Something else clicked too...

"Trunks, Goten, you little demons!!" She puts her hands in front of her. "Masenko Ha!!!" With that she toasted the two boys, before pulling out her mothers infamous frying pan.

The pair shrieked in terror and tore out the house. The others just cowered and moved away from her.

She put away the frying pan, and the others relaxed. Piccolo smirked.

"I see you remembered how to use your ki." Sakura looked slightly stunned.

"You mean that thing I just did? I didn't remember, I just acted on insinct." Everybody fell down anime style.

Screen goes black.

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Chibi Trunks pops up. "I'm telling you all right now, this chapter...." He starts out seriously, "IS NOT MY FAULT!" He finishes in a sing-song voice while puting his hands on his hips and doing the can-can.

"Hey, it is TOO your fault!!" Sakura looks through a hole that has formed on the black back drop.

Chibi Trunks puts a hand up next to his mouth blocking the words so that Sakura can't hear.

"Uh... It is NOT my fault!"

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Chibi Trunks: Sorry this took so long.. I had to wait for Luna to get off her lazy but and write the Authors Blab at the begining.

Luna: Hey! I was trying to figure out what to do as a prize for the people who guessed what this fic was crossing over/fusing with! Um.. I need you people to review (again) and let me know who you are. The idiot who is locked in the closet forgot. I also need an e-mail adrress so I can send it to you! ^_^ I also want to know what you want...

Chibi Trunks: ::interrupting:: ::thumbing through some of Luna's unposted and unfinished works:: ::ROFLAO:: Oh my god she actually wrote it!

Vegeta: ::looks up from whatever he's doing:: Wrote what?

Luna: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you!!

Goku: What did she write?

Chibi Trunks: ::stops laughing though he's still snickering:: She wrote a yaoi fic.

Goku and Vegeta: ::falls down anime style:: (or if you prefer it the other way) ::crash::

Mirai Trunks: What anime?

Chibi Trunks: ::pales:: Dragon Ball Z

Entire DBZ Cast: O_O

GT Trunks: What's the pairing?
Chibi Trunks: ::sighs in relief:: Its a love triangle. Gohan, Piccolo, and Mirai Trunks.

The Above Mentioned: ::sweatdrop:: ::blush:: ::moves as far away from each as possible::

Chibi Trunks: Well, lets just end it here, shall we?

Ja Ne!!

Luna: Hey! Thats my line!!! Little ::grumbles obsenities under her breath:: And let me outta' this closet!!