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Tento Maniac: "GYYYYOOOWWWWW!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!"

He droopped Videl on-2 the ground, & looked behind himself. There were a guy & a little gid with gold-glowing hare & green eyes!

Gohan: "PUT MY MOTHER-APPOINTED WIFE DOWN, OR PAY THE PRICE!!!"

Goten: "YEAH, THE PRICE!!!"

Videl: "BOUT TIME, GOHANCHAN!! GET ME AWAY FROM THIS.....THING!!!"

Tento Maniac: "RAAAAAGGHH!!! TENTO MANIAC!! I'M ~TENTO MANIAC~, U GOD-DAMN FUCKIN ~SLUT!!!!!!!~"

Gohan: "Ooohhh, your gonna regret ~that~ line, Mr. Tento-Pants!!!"

Gohan putted his handz over his head, & made a ball of Ki!

Gohan: "MA-SEN-KOU!!!"

He brought his hands down, & released a blast of Ki @ Tento Maniac!

Tento Maniac: "RRRROOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!! IS THAT ALL U GOT!?!?"

Just then, all 5 Sailor Senshi aappeared on the scene!

Sailor Moon: "NOW, THAT IS NOT ALL!!!!!"

Tento Maniac reconized the 4 girlz, butt this new 1 was unfamiliar 2 him!!

Sailor Moon: "I'M THE ETERNAL SAILOR MOON, & I WILL RITGHT WRONGS & TRIUMFH OVER EVIL, & I"ll ~PUNISH U IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!!!!~"

She powered up her atttack!

Sailor Moon: "STARLIGHT HONEY-MOON THEREPY ~KISS!!!!!~"

She shotted the healing move @ Tento Maniac, but it s Tsuki-Ki waz aabsorved by him!!

Sailor Mars: "Lemme try sumthing..."

She pulled out her ofuda, & beganned a chant.

Sailor Mars: "Rin-Pyou-Tou-Sha-Kai-Jin-Retsu-Sai-Zen........AKURYO TAISAN!!!!!!"

She tossed a spell tag @ Tento Maniac, effectifly freezing him!!

Sailor Mars: "Ah, that worked."

Sailor Venus: "VENUS LOVE & BEAUTY ~SHOCK!!!!~"

It hitted Tento Maniac, cauisng him gr8 damage!!

Now Tento Maniac was ~really~ pissed!! He letted out a feral scream, & the electric bondz were brokeden!

Tento Maniac: "YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! HA HA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"

S. Mars: "Rats".

But suddenly, Me, Happosai, & Rei's Granpa appeared in front of them all!!

Me: "Fear no more, 4 GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER is here!!!!" ^_^

Rei's Granpa: "& the handsome super-hero, HINO SUNNENDONO!!!!" ^_^

Happosai: "& don't forget HAPPOSAI, PANTI DOROBO X-TRAORDENAIR!!!!!" ^_^

Meanwgile, Tento Maniac had broken out of the spell!

Tento Maniac: "OH, IT'S ~U~ GUYZ AGAIN!! I'M NOT SCARED OF LITTLE RUNTZ LIKE U!!!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "U ~WILL~ B!! MIDORI MISSLES!!!!"

He fired his Midori Missles @ Tento Maniac!

Tento Mnaiac: "AAAAAAAGGHH!!!"

Happosai: "HAPPO DAI-KA-RIN!!!!"

Happosai threwed a ball @ Tento Maniac, furthermore doing more damage!!

Tento Maniac: "YYOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

It wuz my turn!!

Me: "CCCOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSMMMMMIIIIIIIICCCCC KKAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE-HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-........ .HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha blasted Tento Maniac back 2 the Stone age!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! U LITTLE BASTURDS!! I'LL B BAAAAAAaaaaccccckkkk.......!!!!!!!!!"

Eveybody: "YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!"

Gohan & Goten leaped down from the top of the building.

Gohan: "Hey, Who the hell r u!!?"

Me: "I m GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO, but u can just call me GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER, or simply GOOMBA BENJO, 4 short. I m an OtakuJin from OtakuSei, a world fart far away from here."

Gohan: "Oh, I c. Just curious"

Goten: "Thatg waz a really cool attack u used on that monster. What'z up with that?!"

Me: "That was called the COSMIC KAME-HAME-HA, a move possesed only by the Magical Hentai Kaizer, & no 1 else. It's 1 of the more strongest attacks in the galaxy. It's like youre regular Kame-Hame-Ha, but its stronger & uses Cosmic-Ki 2 power use."

Goten: "Oh.".

Sailor Jupiter wuz starring @ Gohan the hole time.

Makoto: "Wow, he looks like me old BF!"

Rei: "Oh they ~all~ look like your old BF, MakoChan."

Makoto: No, siriusly, he doez!"

Just then, Videl camed running up 2 Gohan.

Videl: "OH, gohanChan , I waz so scared!!!"

Gohan: "It's all right now, VidelChan."

Makoto was now looking @ the girl in her bra & pantys that waz kissing Gohan. (She wasn't the only person ^_^)

Makoto: Hey, & she looks like my old GF!!"

Every-1 stared @ S. Jupiter.

Usagi, Ami, Rei & Minako: "NANI???!!!"

Makoto: "Oh, rite, I musta forgotted 2 tell every-1: I'm bi-sexual!!"

Minako: "Oh, that must may b y u wanted 2 do it with me so badly!"

Makoto: "Yep, that'z pretty much y! & that girl's has got a nice piece of ass!!"

She continued (& so did we ^_^) as the 2 cont. 2 make out & touch each other. Gohan gotted hard from having a almost-naked girl near him. Videl felted this & becmaed wet. Gohan wuz about remove Videl's bra when he realized ppl. were here! (Dang)

Gohan: "ILY, VidelChan, I want u, let'z do this sumware else".

Videl: "Hai, ILY 2, GohanChan, take me now."

Gohan & Videl had been married a short time after destroying Majin Buu, & the worst thing, is, that Gohan still hasndn't the gutz 2 hump her!! It's been a week, & Videl waz very imaptinet!!

The 2 flewed off somewhere 2 do it: An old abandoned Ninja Lair!

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Gohan: "Wowah. Nice weird place."

Videl: "Yeah yeh yeah whatever. now cum on!! My virgin pussy wants you're SaiyaJin meat!!"

Gohan: "OK."

Gohan taked off his shirt & pants & underware (Son wearing Briefs..heh heh) & he waz naked. Videl looked @ his HUMUNGUS 11-in. cock!!! (all SaiyaJin'z have big 1's)

Videl: "Oh KamiSama....that's ~really~ big! That probably not going 2 fit in me!"

Gohan: "Oh, big nonsense. Go on! TOUCH IT!"

Videl gabbed his cock & sucked it in & out of her mouth!

Gohan: "WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHH!!! VIDELCHAN!!! YOUR MOUTH IS SO WET & MOIST!!!!! KEEP SUCKIN!!!"

Videl sucked & sucked & sucked& suckd & sucked, until Gohan cammed all over!!

Gohan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh......!!!"

Videl: "Yummy!OK, now your tunr!!"

She taked off her bra & Gohan immdeately beganned 2 suck her nipples!

Videl: "OOOHH GOHANCHAN"!!

Gohan ripped off her pantys (not literaly \_/) & stared @ her hot & wet pussy!

Gohan: "U want this now, VidelChan!?"

Videl: "Yes I do, butt what if it don't fit in me?!"

Gohan: "Oh, of corse it will!! Don't b silly!!"

Gohan rammed his cock in-2 her pussy, & popped her cherry!

Videl: "OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Gohan: "It ok, VidelChan. It won;t hurt no more."

He drived his big cock in & out slowly, then he goed faster!!

Videl: "OW OW OW !!! OWW!!!! OWW!! OWWWWWW!!!! YES YYEEEEEESSSSS!!!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME HARDER!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHH YEAH..!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gohan: (pant) pant) pant) AHHHH YES!!! U SO TIGHT!!!!! & I FIT, 2!!!"

He wuz still in Super SaiyaJin, so he was ~real~ strong here! @ that moment, me, Happosai, & Rei's Granpa walked thru the entrence!

Happosai: "Now c, Goomba, this is the old Secret Meetting place of Happosai's School of the Pervertedly Challenged. U should b fel rite @ home in.....GR8 SWEET-OH!!!!!!!"

Me: "SWEET WOWZERZ!!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "HOLY SHINTO!!!!!"

We all sawwed Gohan driving in & out of Videl's pussy like a maniac!! (not quite Tento Maniac material though ^_^) They didn't c us, so we pulled out r cox started 2 bat off! Suddenly, Gohan & Videl screemed as they cummed!!

Gohan: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, VIDELCHAN!!!!!!!"

Videl: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, GOHANCHAN!!!!!!!!!"

We also cummed, along with them!Everybody'z cum gotted all over the place! (man, what a mess)

Videl: "Ah ILY GohanChan. I'm glad we gotted married."

Gohan: "Me 2, VidelChan."

They then smooched each other & goed 2 sleep.

Me: "Wow! I don't believe it! That even didnt' c us!"

Rei's Granpa: *sniff* "They're a perfect couple..." ;_;

Happosai waz staring @ them floor with thee same eyez.

Happosai: "Ahhhh lucky Gohan....his wife has such ~beautiful~ undergarments.... *snif*"

He goed over 2 Videl's bra & pantys on the floor & admired her sikly white bra, & her gorejess white pantys of silk, wet from her juices. He helded them with tears of joy.

Happosai: "mm, I'll tresure these bra & pantys 4ever...."

He putted them in his Gi while whipping away a tear. We looked @ them, sleeping on the floor in a training matt, Gohan sleeping with his large cock still in his sexty wife's pussy.

Rei's Granpa: "Soooo,...what should we do with them?"

Me: "I better put them back home.'

I heled up my Holy Kaizer Scepter.

Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Take these 2 lovers back home!"

& it did! However, what I had not counted on waz that they goed bnack 2 ~there own houses!~

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Back @ the Son house-hold.....

Gohan materialized in the middle of the living room in a ring of Hentai-Mahou-Ki. Chi Chi was reading a magazine, & Goten waz playing with his Gameboy Advanse(TM). Gokou had falled asleeep after batting off. Goten looked up from his Pokemon game & looked @ Gohan all funny!

Goten: "MOMMY MOMMY I C GOHAN'S WEE-WEE!!!!"

Chi Chi looked up from her magazine.

Chi Chi "EEEEEEEE GOHAN U GET DRESSED THIS MOMENT!!!"

Gohan: (wakes up & blush) "OH, OK!!"

He reaced up-starez & putted cloths on.

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@ Satan City Apt. bildings....

Mr. Satan was reading the paper ("BIG FLESH THING KILLS EVERY1 ON EARTH", how intesting.) while drinking a bottle of Malt Liqueor. Since he had losted a gr8 deal of $$$ after loosing the recent Budoukai (he betted on some other strong fiters that lost), he had 2 sell his fancy house & move in-2 this cheeezy apartment building.

Mr. Satan: "Damn, life sure sux."

Just then, there waz a knock on the door!

Mr. Satan: "WTH do u want!?! It better be important!!"

Haruka: (out-side) "Is this your dautter?!"

Mr. Satan gotted up & opened up te door. There was a hot short-blond chick holding a naked Videl over her sholder!

Mr. Satan: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!??????"

Haruka: "If ound her sleeping naked in the lobby. She must have sum ~weird~ habitz!!"

Mr. Satan: "Tell me abut it. She had 2 go & marry this stupid baka country boy with big muscels!! Anyways...(blush) Your cute! Wanna come on in here???"

Haruka: "Gomen nasai, Mr. Satan, but I'm gay."

Mr. Satan: "Awwwww, crap."

HAruka goed over 2 the bed & putted Videl down on it.

Haruka: "U sure have a beautiful dautter. But my lovely MichiChan is good enuff 4 me anyday. Hopefully, she'll get back from touring with the Starlights any-day now"

She walked over 2 back the door.

Haruka: "Thankfully, I've got Setsuna up there in my room 2 ~keep my company~, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Anywhy, Sayounara!"

She goed out the door & left. Mr. Satan looked over his naked dautter on the bed. Videl wuz mumbling in her sleep.

Videl: "MmmMmm....arigatou, GohanChan.."

Mr. Satan putted his figer up up her pussy & porbed around.

Mr. Satan: "Wow...He took my dautter'z virginity...Whatta husband..."

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Back @ the Ninja Lair.....

We explored the old Ninja Liar 4 a while. IT waz HUGE!! It a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom, a training room, a rec room, + a whole lotta other stuff!

Me: "WOWZERS!!! I'm gonna hafta go out & buy some cool stuff 4 this place!"

Sure, I could use my Scepter Magic 2 make some cool stuff, but hay, it's fun 2 spend a lot of dough! So we goed out 2 the town 4 some shopping!

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We goed 2 the Mall!

Me: "1 OtakuJin Ney is = 2 about $1000000 here, so I'm rich!! Hee hee heeee!!!"

1st we goed 2 The Furniture Store & boughted some comfy furiture. (Gotta have a bed & couch, + some usefull tablez). Then we goed 2 a Elecktronicks Store & buyed sum cool gadgets. (A Big-Screen TeeVee, a VCR, a DVD player, a huge frigerater, a micro-wave, & a stereo system) We also buyed a ~ton~ of Anime videos & DVD's & CD's & tape'z!! (IT waz a big store!) We then boughted misllelaneus stuff, such as lampz (the lite bulb kind, + many assorted differnet lamps with the colored lava inside), arcade games (4 the rumpis room), & don't forget all the rare expensive & cool Anime merchandise!! I also buyed the most expenisve computer, with al the cool perifel gizmoz!! Ir wasn't 2 hard carrying all that stuff around, cuz I used my Scepter Magic 2 move it all back 2 the Lair! When we where dun, It was 6:00, time 4 dinner!!

Me: "So, where do u 2 want 2 eat?"

Rei's Granpa: "Hey, I know the PERFECT place!! C'mon!Follow me!!"

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We followed Rei's Granpa 2 a place that looked like a theater & resterant.

Reis' Granpa: "This is the Satan City Hentai Dinner Thetaer! U get 2 eat a delicios dinner ~&~ c a hentai movie or strip show!!"

Me:"Dinner & hentai?!? SHWEET!!!!"

Happosai: "KEWL!!!"

We goed in! There 2 greet us was a really sexy Japanese geisha with a kimono & hot figure!

Geisha: "Konbanwa, sirs. May I show u 2 you're table?"

She leaded us 2 r table, & we starred @ her tight ass ass we goed 2 r table. She satted us down @ r table, & we taked a looked around. Their was a big screen behind a big stage with exotick decorationz. There was a also a long bar!

Me: "Ooh, do u cume 2 this place often, SunnenSan??"

Rei's Granpa: "Og course I do!! It's gr8!! They have scrumptious chow & really sexy movies & strippers in the world!!!"

I taked a further look around the place b4 everything started. I noticed that there were a lot of men in this place. 4 example, there waz an old guy with a beard (Mutenroshi) sitting with a pig wearing clothes(Oolong), a teen-aged boy with a pony-tail (Ranma) sitting with his father (Genma), & a middle-aged man with glasses (Nobuyuki) sitting 2 his son (Tenchi). Tenchi did not look very exited.

Tenchi: "OtouSan, I do ~not~ want 2 b here! I get nosebleedz!"

Nobuyuki: "Urusai, Tenchi!! This'll make u a man 4 sure!!!! ^_^ Oh, & have u metted my good frined Genma Saotome?!"

He beckened @ Genma sittingacross from him.

Genma: "Hello, Tenchi!! You're the kid I've hearded soo much about!"

Tenchi: "Uhhh Hello 2 u 2, SaotomeSan."

Genma: "Oh, & have u met me son Ranma!?! When he's wet, he turnz in2 a girl!!! Ain't that sumthin? Imajin that!!" ^_^

Ranma: (big blush)"DAAAADD!!! I thoughted we discussed that!! Not that in public!!"

Genma: "Gomen, Ranma. Anyways, I also turn in2 a panda when ~I'M~ wet!! Cool, eh!?!?"

Tenchi: "eeeeeerrrrrr.......!"

Just hen, Oolong looked @ them.

Oolong: "I can turn in2 ~anything~!! Watch this me!!"

*POOF!!*

Oolong transaformated in2 a cat!! & U know what Ranma thinkz of about cats....

Ranma: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! C-C-CCAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!! CAT!!!! HELP ME!!!! SAVE ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oolong the cat: "Jeez, WTH is ~that~ kid's problem?!?"

Genma: "Evern since I tried 2 teach him neko-style teckniques by shoving him with cat treets in2 a pit of cats, he's been like that since."

Oolong the cat: "Oh."

*POOF!!*

Oolong turned back in2 a pig. Ranma stopped panicking & sitted back down. It waz then that Genma taked notice of us sitting @ r table.

Genma: "HAY!! HappySan!! What r u doing here?!"

Happosai: "I'm just here as a loyal devotie of the perverted artz! U?"

Genma: "I'm here just on a spesial father-son outing with my favorite son, Ranma!"

Ranma: "But I didn't want 2 go here!! I wanted 2 go 2 the movies!!!"

Genma: "This ~is~ a movie, Ranma. A hentai movie & a strip show!! Doesn't that make u ~Happy~!?"

Ranma: "No. I want 2 leave. ~NOW!!!~"

Genma: "Like hell your'e leaving!! U watch the show, & I won't have 2 use...."

He reached in2 a sack, & pulled out a spray bottle!

Genma: "...SENOR SELTZERSAMA!!!!"

Ranma: "AAAAAAGGHH!!!"

Genma: "If u don't want the world 2 c u become that sexy red-headed girl, u will ~watch the show!!~ & u will ~bat off!~ if we do!!!" DO I make myself clear!?!!?"

Ranma: "Uh um derrrr.."

Genma: "& maybe I'll make u ~dance naked~ if the show sux!! How do u like ~that~!?!!?

Ranma: "H-Hai, OtouSama. I'll be a good little boy. Yes, sir, & will ~stay~ a boy 4 the rest of the nite!!" ^_^;

Genma: "Good."

H turned back 2 Happosai.

Genma: "So who r your friendz?!"

Happosai: "Oh, well this blad guy next 2 me is Hino SunnenSan. He can become this really kick-ass fighter-suit, with this ~really powerful attack~ called ~MIDORI MISSLES!!!~ BOOM BOOM!! KA-BLAMMO!!!!!!!! Heh heh heh...." ^_^

Me: "Ill introduce myself, HappySan. U may sit down."

Happosai: "OK."

Me: "My name is GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO, but u may call me GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!, or just plane GOOMBA BENJO will do @ any time. I m an OtakuJin from OtakuSei, a civilized civilization far frfom this planet of Earth. & This what I'm holding, is the HOLY KAIZER SCEPTER, & it can do ~anything~!!!"

Happosai: "& it used this cool awesum attack called...~COOOOOSSSSSMMIIIICCCC KAAAAAAAMMMMEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEE-......HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !~ Hoo hoo!!" ^_^

Me: "Cute, Happosai. & your name is??"

Genma: "My name is Saotome GenmaSan, & this here is my son Ranma. Say hello 2 the Magical Hentai Kaizer, Ranma."

Ranma: "Uh, hello there."

I looked @ the other man & son.

Me: "& u r?!"

Nobuyuki: "Well, my name is Masaki NobuyukiSan, & this kid with the girly pony-tali is my son, Tenchi. He lives @ r house out in Okayama, with 7 gorejuess ladys, 1 of them his mirai dautter!!"

Tenchi: "Ummm, hello, I guess."

I then looked @ the old man & the pig.

Me: "Who r u?"

Mutenroshi: "Y, I'm MUTENROSHI, AKA the KAME-SENNIN!! I live in the middle of the ocean, & I know lots of strong martial artz moves, including the KAME-HAME-HA!! Ohh! Oh, yeah!! I also have a pet tortise!"

Happosai: "Oh, u know the Kame-Hame-Ha?! I've been trying 2 perfetc that move, but all i get a week little blast that don't do nothin!! Could u help me sumtime with it!?"

Mutenroshi: "Hmm..well, come by 2morow, & I'll help u."

Happosai: "Ah, arigatou."

The pig speaked up.

Oolong: "I m Oolong, & I m a pig that can transform in2 anything, however not 4 long times."

Me: "OOh!, let's c!"

Oolong: "OK."

*POOF!!*

Oolong trnsformated in2 a slug!

Me: "HA!! Is that est u can do!?!"

Oolong the slug: "NO! NO! It's NOT!!"

*POOF!!*

He turned back in2 a pig.

Oolong: "I must be running low on ideaz latly."

Just then, the hot waityress geisha camed by & taked r orders. We all ordered the most delicious things on the menu (Ranma & tenchi just wanted bread, don't know y), & she came back with them shortly.

Waitress geisha: "Enjoy you meal, & ~really~ enjoy the show..." ^_~

She winked cutely & seductlivly, & walked off as we stared @ her ass as she goed. Them, the lites dimmed & the stage lights goed on! it was starting! Sexy music played as the 1st dancer camed out in the stage! She waz wearing a sexy pink little thing that looked kinda exotick. She also hadded short dark blue-purplehair & almost looked 2 young, since her breasts weren't all that big. However, the 2 Saotome men recgoinized her immediastlty!!

Genma & Ranma: "WHAAAAAAAAAA AKANE!?!?!?!?!?!"

Also then, another hot dancer camed out 2 the stage! She hadded the same outfit on, cept it waz puple (^_^) & she looked like Akane, butt her gair waz she was older & hadded bigger breasts. Ranma & Genma also recongnoized her 2!!"

Ranma & Genma: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA KASUMI!?!!?!?!?!?"

& another girl camed out on the stage, also! She was like the other 2 girls, but she hadded a blueish outift & sorta-red-brown haire. Also, her breasts where normal-sized. The 2 Saotome guyz knewed her anywhere also 2!!

Ranma & Genma: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NABIKI!?!?!!?!!?!"

Rei's Granpa: "AWRIGHT!!! I just remembered!! 2nite's the nite that the ~Terrible Tendo Trio~ performs!!! They're HOT!!!!" ^_^

Happosai: "Ehhhh maybe just Akane. Kasumi kinda boring 2 me, & Nabiki wood gonna ~annil8~ me if she c'z me c her naked!!! I need a disguise 2 get they're paantys!!"

Me: "Allritey then, Happy!"

I raised my HKS in the aire.

Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Make Happosai a ninja outform!!"

& it did! Happosai waz now in traditionasl ninja suit!

Happosai: "HA ha!! Thx, GoombaSan!!"

Me: "Ah don't mention it." ^_^

Meanwhile, up on the stage, the 3 Tendo girlz where staring their routine. All the men in the audience hooted & hollered (even us) as they started 2 dance around.

Akane: "R U boys wanna 2 get ~NAUGHTY~?!!???

We all cheered!

Genma: "OWAH!! Akane ould never not say sumthing like that!!? U should marry her, Ranma!! Have lotta of kids!! Screw Ukyou!!"

Ranma: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W..............!!"

Kasumi: "YESSSS!!! We're here 2 get hot & nake & make u horny!!!!"

We did mroe cheering!

Happosai: "OOOOOOOO NOw I suddenly think that Kasumi's a more hot chick now!!!!!"

Ranma: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W...........!!!"

Nabiki: "& now let the sexy & beatufil ~TERRIBLE TENDO TRIO~ amaze & delite u!!!!!"

Us & the audience where whoping & holloring 4 them 2 start their show!!

Ranma: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W..................!!!!"

Genma whacked Ranma.

Genma; "RANMA SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!"

Ranma cam 2 & looked around confused. Then he looked up @ the 3 attaractive sisters up on stage!

Ranma: "GYAHGH!!!!"

Jest then suddenly, Akane goed 2 the edge of the stage, & started 2 unfassen her sexy bra! Happosai gotted ready 2 grab it! Finally, she had it off, & she throwed it 2 the hapy aufience!!

Happosai: "Hoo-YAH!!!"

He quickly jumped up & caughted it & putted it in his Special Sack(TM) that he always haz with himself. Happosai looked @ Akane's bra!

Happosai: "Nice & soft, pink, & silky. SWEET-OH!!!" ^_^

We were al drooing @ hooting @ the site of Akane's small cute breasts. as she cont. 2 dance around topless. Ranma was entranced & rok-hard @ this sight!

Ranma: "God-DAMN those r sexy brests!! & those nipples r hard 2!!"

She then pulled down her pinkpantys & thoweed em in2 the hungary audience. Happosai leaped up & catched them!

Happosai: "Hee hee heeeee.....Shw was gettin all wet,..I can tell!!! Ho hohio...!" ^_^

We gotted more harder as we gazzed @ AAkane'z wet & gorejess pussy! Ranma gotted harder, 2!!"

Ranma: "OMG...Her pussy is soo yummy...She deson't even shave it, ether!"

Kasumi & Nabiki then floundered 2 the edge of the sdtage & threw their topz in2 the auience, reverlaing their hot & big breasts!!Happosai getted them!

Happosai: "HOO HOO!! Gothca!!"

The sitghte of Kasumi & Nabiki topless & their breasts wuz driving Ranma mad with feer & desire.

Ranma: "AYYAAYAYAAAA!! GIMMY ME MR> SENOR SELTZERSAMA!!!"

He snatched (eeh ehehe) up Senor SeltzerSama from Genma'z open bag.

Ranma: "I know!! I'll make me a girl!! Then I won't be hard or attractived 2 the girls any-more!!!! Ima genius!"

He sprayred himself with the water, & he becamed a female!!

Genma: "RANMA What u do ~taht~ 4!?"

RanmaChan: "Cuz I don't want 2 b aroosed by those girls any longer more!! Ha ha ha!"

She looked back 2 the stage. Kasumi taked off her pantys & thowed them 2 the corwd! Happosai (ass usual) caughted them.

Happosai: "AHh, her pantys r now rite 4 swipin!!"

RanmaChan now looked @ Kasumi's naked body. Butt she waz still exited, cuz she becamed wet in her croutch!!

RanmaChan: "Shit, Kasumi looks good naked....AAAGGGHHHH I DIDINT' WORK!!!!! NOW IM A LESBIAN!!!!"

Kasumi then goed 2 the pole (hee hee hee heh) & danced around it. Her pussy & breasts touched it, & we gotted hornyer than ever! We yanked out r cox & started 2 bat us off! Then, Nabiki danced near the edge of the stage, & ppl. started stuffing $$$ in her panty string!!

Nabiki: "Ahhh, money.."

All seemed 2 OK when suddenly, there wuz another ginat explosion & brite flash of light outside! That could mean only 1 thing......

Rei's Granpa: "Oh, crap!! Tento Maniac again!!! I was just enjoying this!!"

Happosai: "Yeah, I wanted 2 get the new slutty Nabiki'z panty's!! Eh, I'll swipe em l8r!!"

We ranned outside 2 fite him! Genma, RanmaChan, Nobuyuki, Tenchi, Mutenroshi, & Oolong followed. A bunch of other ppl. followed just 2 c what was going on. When we gotted outside, we where rite! It waz another Tento Maniac again!!

Tento Maniac: "AHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! GROOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!!!! U CAN'T KEEP A TENTO MANIAC AWAY 4 LONG!!!!! ROOOOAAARRR HAHAHAHAA!!!!"

Me: "& U WON'T EVER ~B~ AROUND LONG WHEN ~I'M~ ON THE SCENE!!! IN THE NAME OF HENTAI, I, GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER, WILL ~DESTOY U!~!!!"

& @ that moment, Akane, Kasumi, & Nabiki ranned out in2 the stareet, not rememebering they were naked.

Happosai: "YEAH!! & U interferred with my perfect-going plan 2 swipt the pantys of the 3 Tendo Sisterz!!"

Akane: "WHAAAAAAAAATT!!?!?!?!?!??!?? WHO ~IS~ THAT LITTLE HENTAI, ANYWAY!!?!? I have a hunch who......!!!"

She walked over 2 Happosai, who waz still in ninja's clothing.

Happosai: "Errrrrrr Hi, Akane...I mean Hello Miss!!!" ^_^

Akane ripped away his mask, revealing his familiar face with the lecherous smil on it.

Akane: "U!!!!!! HENTAIIIII!!!!!!!"

Happosai: "Uh-oh.....!!"

Haappousai leaped in2 the air & flyed!!

Happosai: "HA ha hahaahahaaa!! Get me up here!!!" ^_^

Akane: "GET DOWN HERE, U ECCHI BAKA, SO I CAN CLOBBER U 2 HELL!!!!!!!"

She tapped in2 HammerSpace (Stop! Hammer Time ^_^) & summoned a GIGANTICK Anime Mallet(TM)!!!

Happosai: "Make me!!!" ;P

Akane: "I'll make u!!!"

She used all her strngth 2 hurl (heee hee hee) her mallet up towardz Happosai!

Happosai: "BARRIER!!!!"

A Ki shield goed up in front of Happosai! The mallet hitted the shiled & fell hamrlessly 2 the ground!

Kasumi: "When did he learn 2 use ~that~!?!"

Happosai: "There's a ~lot~ bout me u don't know!! I'm more stronger that u think!! Watch ~this~!!! SHISHIN NO KEN!!!!"

Every1 watched as Happosai split in2 4 Happosai's!!

Akane: "WHAT THE &*%*%!?!?!?!"

Happosai's: "HAHAHA!!! U DON'T KNOW WHICH OF ME 2 ATTACK!! NOW YOUR FANCY PANTYS R ALL MINE!!! Except yourz, Nabiki."

Nabiki: "Mine!? What do u mean mine?!!?"

She looked down @ herself, & she sawwed that she was still topless!!

Nabiki: (big blush) "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She threwed her hands over her breasts! Also, Akane & Kasumi noticed that they were ~completely~ naked!!

Akane & Kasumi: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They blushed & ranne back in2 the building! Tento Maniac was looking mighty imatient!!

Tento Mamiac: "R WE GONNA FITE OR WHAT!?!?!?!???"

Rei's Granpa: "U DAMN RIGHT WE R!!!!"

He transformated in2 his battle-armor!

Tenchi: (wiping up nosebleed): "YEAH, uh WHAT HE SAID!!!"

Tenchi activated his battle-suit with Light Hawk Wingz!

A voice came from inside the buidling!

Haruka: "URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!! WORLD SHAKING!!!!"

A gold ball hitted Tento Maniac!

Tento Maniac: "AAAGGHHH!! ITAI!!"

Sailor Uranus (he hee heh heeh)camed out of the theater!

Sailor Uranus: "I'm Sailor Uranus, & in the name of a new age, I will kill u!!!"

Tento Maniac: "OH_HO!!! YOUR'E HOT!!!!"

Tento Maniac reached out a tentacle 4 S. Uranus, & grabbed her by the waiste!

Sailor Uranus: "AAAAAHHH!!! PUT ME DOWN ~NOW~!!!"

But then, out of no-where, a big blast of Toki-Ki struck Tento Maniac!

Sailor Pluto: "Dead Scream."

Tento Maniac: "GYYYOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Uranus: "SAILOR PLUTO!!!"

Saiolr Pluto: "Tsk tsk tsk U promised me u'd cum home 2 me after the hentai show waz over. But now I c u here, trapped by this big, tentacled youma!!"

Sailor Uranus: "I couldn't help it!! It just appeared!!"

Sailor Pluto: "Well, in that case, I'll get u free!! TIME STOP!!!!"

Time suddenly stopped! We were frozen, except 4 Haruka & Setsuna! Sailor uranus was now able 2 easily slip out of Tento Maniac's tentacle!

Haruka: "Domo Arigatou, SetsuSan."

Setsuna: "Dou Itashimashite. Now let'z take care of the beast!!"

Time then resumed.

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!! WHERE TEH ^&%&&*% DID SHE GO?!??!?!?!"

Rei's Granpa: "NO time 2 think about that!! MIDORI MISSLES!!!!!!"

He fired his Midori Missles @ Tento Maniac!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAGGHH!!!!"

Haruka: "SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!!"

Sailor Uranus shooted blasts of Super-Ki from her Space Sword!!

Tenchi: "OK my turn. JURAI SWORD BLASTER!!!!!!"

Tenchi fired blasts of Ultra-Ki from his Tenchi-Ken!!

Tento Maniac: "OOOWWWWWW!!!!! U BAKA IDIOTS!!!!"

RanmaChan lunged @ Tento Maniac!

RanmaChan: "MOKO TAKABISHA!!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "TENTO BEAM!!!!!"

The 2 attackz hitted each other & excploded!!

Tento Maniac: "AH-HA!! NOW I GOT U!!!!"

He tooked a tentacle & picked up RanmaChan by the legs!

RanmaChan: "HEY! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!!"

RanmaChan's loose T-shirt floppd down, revealing her naked chest 2 every1!!

RanmaChan: (blush) "AAAAAHH!!"

Tenchi: "AAGGHH!!!"

Tenchi gotted another nosebleed! We al starred @ her sexy big breassts!

Happosai:"OOOH look @ that!! Her nipples match her hair!"

Tento Maniac threw away her shirt & used a tenacle 2 suck on her left breast!

RanmaChan: "OOHHHH EEWWW!!!! Butt it feels so good!!"

Teno Maaniac then sucked on her rite breast as her ripped away her pants, reveling BRIEFS!!

Happosai: "CRAP! I ~knew~ he would ware pantys, not even as a girl!"

Tento Maniac: "WOAH KINKY!!! But they cum off anyway!!"

& he ripped em away!! We all becamed awed by her beauttiful red-hared pussy!

RanmaChan: "AAAHHH NO, NOT DOWN THERE!!!"

Tenchi: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! U PUT THAT SEXY GOREJESS GIRL DOWN RITE NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL 2 PAY!!!!!!"

Every1 looked @ Tenchi gunny!

RanmaChan was staring @ Tenchi. SSomething about him made her real ~hot~ 4 some weird reason! She got wet & dripped on2 the ground!

Tento Maniac: "OH WHATAYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!!?!?"

Tenchi: "JUST WATCH ME!!!"

He helded out his hand @ Tento Maniac! Ultra-Ki began 2 form in it!

Tenchi: "SUPER JURAI BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!"

He released a power Ki move called the Super Jurai Big Bang Attack (like Vejita's, except it uses JuraiJin power) @ Tento Maniac. Tento Maniac dodjed it, & it hitted a builidng & completely demolished it!!!

Tento Maniac: "HOLY SHIT!!!!!"

RanmaChan was now staring @ Tenchi's handsome body & blushing profusely. She didn't care that her actual true form was a male even!

Nobuyuki: "I'M HIS FATHER, SO THAT MEANS I HAVE SIMELAR POWERS, 2!!!"

He taked off his shirt & bulked up large muscles!! He bgeanned 2 gather brite Ki between his hands!

Nobuyuki: "FINAL FLASH!!!!!"

He putted out his arms & released a load (hee hee) of bright Ki @ Tento Maniac, but he dodjed it as well! It hitted another building & blewed that 1 up as well!!

Tento Maniac: "DOUBLE HOLY SHIT!!!!!"

Nobuyuki: "U HAVE NOT SEENED THE FULL EXTENT OF ME POWERE YET!!!!"

He reached in2 sub-space, & pulled out a medium-sized plastick ball! He held the ball up in the air, & it started 2 gather light Ki from all around. (like street lampz & the moon-lite)

Nobuyuki: "NOBU DAI HIKARI-DAN!!!"

He tossed the ball of lite @ Tento Maniac, resulting in a ~huge~ explosion of lite!! It did a lot of damage 2 Tento Maniac, & RanmaChan felled 2 back 2 earth!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAYYAYAAAAGGHHH!!!!!"

Me: "He's weakened!! Now it GOOMBA'S time 2 shine!!! CCCOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSMMMMMIIIIIIIIICCCC KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE-HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE-........HHH HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"