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Dragon Force Zeta Chapter 2 - Cobra Saga

Episode 30: The Zeta Sword Part 4

(OP Theme: Megumi Hayashibara - Just Be Conscious)

Narrator: Last time Tommy, Stan, Kyle, Butters, Chuckie and Dil head to look for Beavis and Butthead who wonder off from eth group only to fine themselves locked in battle with a bunch of Cobra Soldiers. Toast, Tommy and Dil quickly took care of them until Destro showed up knocking Cartman into a Van owned by the Griffin family. After Ranma defeated Destro the gang all head off to warn Ayeka about Cobra's arrival in Hazelnut.

-At the Pearson's home-

Alvin Jr: This must be the Address.

Beavis: Hey who's is going?

Butthead: So is anyone home?

Trunks: We're going to find out.

(Doorbell rings)

Woman: Coming! (Opening the door) May I help you?

Goten: Hi my name is Goten and these are my friends.

Beavis (Pulling Goten away): My name is Beavis heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Butthead: Mine is Butthead.

Alvin Jr: Never mind them Mrs. Pearson. We come to tell you about the danger your family is in since Ghaos has been set free again.

Lydia: Not the tall tale of my father's.

Arthur: You don't believe your father?

Lydia: No I don't his story he told Janie and I when we were kids about Demons and any of that nonsense.

Yusuke: Hey Four eyes that's not nonsense!!! We have seen it for ourselves before coming to this town!!

Lydia: Hey don't get loud with me young man.

Kuwabara (Covering Yusuke's mouth): You have to forgive Urameshi here Miss but you father is telling the truth about Ghaos and the Alpha Team in fact Alvin Jr's grandfather is Samuel Stevenson one of your father's allies.

Lydia: Ture but My father never show me any prove. Except that Key stone which Janie lost years ago?

Alvin Jr: That because it was stolen.

Arnold (Coming into door the house): May be this can show you that your father is not lying about Ghaos.

(Arnold showed Lydia the Zeta Sword)

Lydia: That's the same Sword I saw in my father photo book.

Rei: Well it looks like we have more company.

Tommy: Guys Cobra is in Hazelnut.

Ayeka: Oh no they must have tracked you all down.

Lydia: What would Cobra being doing in our town? GI Joe is not here.

Peter Griffin: Are you kidding lady it's not GI Joe their after it's the Princess and her sister.

Shampoo: Aiya!

Mousse: Somehow Cobra tracked us all to this town. And who are these people.

Peter Griffin: The name is Peter Griffin and this is my family.

(On the TV set)

TV News Reporter: This just in Cobra has taken the entire Hazelnut Mall Hostage.

Baroness: Out of my way you.

TV News Reporter: Hey!

Baroness: Listen up People of Hazelnut we have the mall and the people inside held hostages. We demand that Neo Z-Fighters Show themselves and bring us the Zeta Sword or I'll order the B.A.T's to attack the people inside the Mall You all have until sun down.

(Rei slices the TV set in half)

Rei: Bastards!

Lydia: My daughters are in the mall.

Trunks: We'll save them and stop Cobra!

Sheen: YO JOE!!!!!

Carl: Sheen that's their line.

Sheen: So?

-Everyone headed towards the mall-

Stinky: Looks like they have the Mall surround just as that Baroness woman said.

Kai: There's an open door and two Guards and standing next to it.

Rei: Leave them to me.

(Rei jumps down and Slashes both Guards)

Rei: Suzaku Tensho!!!

Guards: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Blood Splash)

-Inside the mall-

Cobra Soldier: Who's there?

Trunks: Buster Cannon!!!

(Trunks fires his Buster Cannon forward and blow 3 Cobra Soldiers away)

(Laser Gun shots)

Rei: Your turn Ash.

Ash: Okay Pikachu Thunder Shock!!!

(Pikachu jump in mid air)

Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!

(Zapping noise)

Cobra Soldiers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Brock: Go Onyx!!

(Onyx Roars)

Cobra Soldier #1: Hey you're not allowed to use your Pokemon at people!

Brock: The rules didn't say anything about Cobra. Onyx Slam attack!!!

(Onyx Slams cause the Cobra Soldiers)

(Goofy-like screams)

Major Bludd: Stone Carve that Onyx!!!!

Cobra Soldiers: COBRA!!!!!!

(Rei zoomed in and with his arm out and spin into the tornado)

Cobra Soldier #2: What was that? you barely lay a hand on us.

Rei (Turning his head around): Really?

(The 10 Cobra Soldiers were cut up into bits)

Major Bludd (contacting the Baroness): Baroness my men are being turn to
Fish sticks need back up from the B.A.T's!

(Baroness: I'm busy Major Bludd! The Joes are trying to get inside.)

Major Bludd: But that same Nanto Seiken fighter is with the Neo Z-Fighters!

(Baroness: You'll have to deal with this Nanto Seiken fighter yourself.)

(Rei destroys Major Bludd's Radio link)

Rei: Looks like you're on your own.

Major Bludd: All units retreat to the top floor!!

(Major Bludd and what's left of his troops ran up
To the Top Floor of the Mall)

Stan: He's getting away!!

Kyle: After them!!

-The Top Floor-

Major Bludd: Storm Shadow active the mist!!!

(When the Z-Fighters got up to the top floor fog covered the whole floor)

Cartman: What the hell is this?

Alvin Jr: It must have some kind of Mist use by Ninjas.

Kevin Shawn: Yeah we should be careful walking around in this Fog.

(Just then some thing hits Ed in the back of his head)

Ed: Ow what hit me!!

Aka Pella: Show Yourselves!!

Voice: Flash Beam Blitz!!!!!

(Alvin Jr stops the energy wave with his Red Dragon
Sakabatou)

Cho-Cho: Houshin Renha!!!!

(Cho-Cho fires her Cannon Wave knocking the girl into the wall)

Voice #2: Wait don't hurt her!!

Eddy (Drawing out his Gun): Okay come out if you dare!!!

Alvin Jr: Eddy you don't have to draw those out I think know who this is.
Jennifer Ann Pearson.

Voice #3: Jennifer Ann?

P.A: It's Pepper Ann! And who are you? You look familiar.

Cartman: Wait a Sec Jennifer you can't have a name like Pepper Ann because we already have a Pepper in this Fanfic her name is Pepper Mills.

P.A: So what? At least I don't go confusing World History and Hollywood.

Alvin Jr: Pepper Ann My name is Alvin Stevenson Jr. your grandfather and My grandfather were on the same team with Richard Morrison.

P.A: I heard Aunt Janie told me and my sister all about it.

Alvin Jr: So you know why Cobra has taken the mall and the people inside it Hostage. They’re out to destroy the Zeta Sword which Arnold has gotten from Your Grandfather.

P.A: Why is what?

Arnold: Ghaos has been set freed and Cobra is trying to destroy this Sword because it's the same Sword your grandfather use to scar Ghaos's chest with.

Nicky: You mean the stories Pepper Ann's Grandfather said it all true.

Sheen: Yeah what do you think it was all fake?

Nicky: I thought they were all made up.

Sheen: NO IT'S NOT!!! YOU FOOL!!

Carl: Sheen don't yell!

Sheen: Why not?

(Cobra Soldiers Surrounds them and Laser guns clicking)

Carl: Take a guess.

Sheen: You're coward Major Bludd.

Major Bludd: Well what do we have here it would seem that 3 of the Hostages has escaped.

Milo: They got guns!

Lilo: You won't get away with this Major Bludd!

Stitch: Tooike Naga Cheapo!

Cobra Soldier: Hey did you just call Major Bludd Cheap? (Holding a Bat) I'll teach you some manners!!!

(Just then two thumbs press the Cobra Soldier's head)

Lilo: It's Ken!

Stitch: Ken's back!

Pepper Ann: Nicky you seen this guy?

Nicky: Nope.

Cobra Soldier: Hey what the big idea driveling your Thumbs into my head for. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(The Cobra Soldier's head was blown off his body)

Pepper Ann: What was that?

Milo: His head just blew right off.

Kenshiro: Take you men and leave this mall or you want them to die too.

Cobra Soldier #2: You are going to pay!!

Kenshiro: Waaaaaaaattttttt!!!

(Kenshiro kick the Cobra Soldier in the jaw and Elbows another one in the chest)

Kenshiro: North Star Chest trust Death fist!

(Each Cobra Soldier's chest begin to blow up)

Cobra Soldier #3: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Cobra Soldier #4: Oh no my Chest! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Kenshiro: You feel the pain of my Scars? Now where are the other hostages?

Cobra Soldier #5: We don't know only Major Bludd knows. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

(Chest blowing up)

Major Bludd: You'll not send me to Hades!!!

Stitch: Jakata Crista!!!

(Stitch jumps on Major Bludd's back pinning him on the floor)

Major Bludd: Get off of me you bloody blue furball!!!

Kenshiro: Tell where are they?

Major Bludd: I'll never tell you Hokuto Fighter!

Stitch: Sipatta!!!

(Stitch throws Major Bludd right into the bottom floor of the Mall)
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Episode 31: The Zeta Sword Part 5

Narrator: Last time in an attempt to destroy the Zeta Sword Cobra has taken an entire Mall hostage. The Neo Z-Fighter quickly head over to the mall and Rei took care of half of Major Bludd's troops. And Kenshiro sudden came back and join the team once again. Now it's off to save the other hostages.

(While the Neo Z-Fighter is up on the top floor the Joes manage to get in side the mall)

Roadblock: Man the lights are out how can anyone see in here?

Duke: Keep your eyes peeled team Cobra could be anywhere. Gun-ho you, Scarlet, and Snake Eyes come with me we're going to the top floor while the rest of remain here to see if any Cobra Soldiers wondering around.

-In the meantime on the top floor-

Nazz: Hey I think I hear somebody coming to the top floor.

Bernice Jr: There are 4 of them.

Tenya: Are they from Cobra?

Ranma: Only one way to fine out, hey you show yourselves!!!

Gun-ho: Duke who's that?

Duke: I can't see anything in this blasted fog.

Ranma: Who are you guys suppose to be?

(Kuno smacks Ranma with his Wooden Sword)

Kuno: Ranma Saotome you never heard of GI JOE?

Ranma: GI JOE? Why should I suppose to about them?

Ayeka: Okay which one of you is the leader of this GI JOE?

Duke: That would be me your highness. Captain Black told me that the Neo Z-Fighters are helping you find your missing half brother.

Gun-Ho: And we all know what you're going to say. Why did we let Cobra take over your home planet?

Ayeka: Well aren't you going to tell me?

Scarlet: We're sorry that we could not fine out about Cobra's take over of Planet Jurai before it was too late.

Duke: Cobra left Neo Earth without anyone knowing about and I can understand why you are upset Princess but at least you and Sasami are safe with these guys.

Beavis: Hey Butthead I found them heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.

Butthead: Like who Beavis huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?

(Beavis open the door and some wracked him on the head)

Beavis: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Boy: Take that you Fiends!!!

Beavis: Get away from me your fart knocker!

P.A: Hey that's Dieter Liederhosen he goes to the same school as we do.

Butthead: Then tell him to back off before I kick his fat ass!

(Gunshot)

Eddy: Hold it fats we're your side.

Dieter: Pepper Ann, Nicky, Milo are guys are all right!

Kenshiro: Dieter where are the others?

Dieter: They are on the roof but I managed to escape that Baroness.

Kuno: And you left the others behind.

Dieter: But those Cobras have guns and everything.

-On the roof-

Destro: You two have allowed one of the hostages escaped! You fools he could have warned the JOES and the Z-warriors by now!

Trunks: You again!

Ranma: Back for round 2 Destro?

Destro: Grrrrrrrr! So they come!

Baroness: Arnold Quintan Hand over the sword or else we open fire.

Arnold: Forget Baroness it's not happening!

Baroness: You'll regret that Open fire!!

(Before they could attack Kenshiro and Rei wipe them all out)

Cobra Soldiers: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Baroness: What the devil!!!

Scarlet: Duke did you see that?

Duke: I saw it Scarlet but I don't believe it.

Gun-Ho: What was that?

Quick Kick: It's called Hokuto Shinken and Nanto Suichoken.

Gun-Ho: Translate I don't know much about Japanese.

Quick Kick: Hokuto Shinken mean The Divine Fist of the North Start and Nanto Suichoken means South Star Waterfowl Fist.

Rei: Well Miss Looks like your plans has been reduced to ribbons.

Kenshiro: Set these people free now or you want to die.

Baroness: You'll pay for your interference!!! COBRA!!!

(Cobra Ninjas jumps from the sky)

Baroness: Attack them all!!!

Ranma: No you guys don't! (While jumping up) Zujoukuushuukyaku!!!

(Ranma drops down and slightly forward with both feet knocking down 8 Cobra Ninjas. Arnold charged in with using his Shinkuu Hazan attack striking down 4 Ninjas)

Alvin Jr: Kevin, Tommy set the hostages free while we deal these guys!

Kevin Shawn: Okay.

(As Kevin and Tommy head towards to Hostages Strom Shadow stand in front them)

Strom Shadow 9drawing out his Katana): Hold you'll have to get pass me Shigure Ninja.

Kevin Shawn: So you heard of my mother's Ninja Clan. Okay then Tommy stand back. (Drawing out his Katana) Reppu Zan!!!!

(As Kevin swings his Energy slash attack Strom Shadow jump over it and then both Ninja begun a clash of Ninja Swords)

Tommy: While he deals with him I'll have to free the Hostages.

Scrap-Iron: Not so fast Tommy boy!

Tommy: Out of the way Scarp-Iron Kamehame ha!!!!

(As Tommy fires the Kamehame Ha Scrap-Iron holds up his two hands trying to push back the energy wave)

Charity: Tommy need help let's go.

Yusuke: Let’s see how Scrap Iron likes to push back this SPIRIT GUN!!!

P.M: Destructo Cannon!!!!!!

(Yusuke and Pepper Mills combine their own attacks with Tommy's Kamehame Ha causing Scrap Iron to be send right into the Wall)

Scrap Iron: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Scrap Iron was knocked inside the Mall)

Yusuke: That should take care of him.

Loud: PEOPLE YOU ARE NOW FREE!!!!

Man: We're saved!!!

(Cheers)

Gun-Ho: Man they done better then we did Duke.

Duke: Well they are picking up where the Alpha Team and the Dragon Force left off from.

Baroness: I wouldn’t be cheering just yet!

(Beeping sound)

Stitch: Beeping?

Lilo: It's a bomb!!!

Baroness: You guess right Miss Pelekai in 2 minutes this mall will go up in smoke and you all with it!

Strom Shadow: It would seem that it's time for me to make my leave.

Eddy: Get back here you Bastards!

Kevin Shawn: Never mind them we have to disarm the bomb.

Stitch: Chibu-Chiba!

(Stitch grabs the bomb and throws it up into the air and Goten fires his Kamehame ha!)

-A loud bang-

Duke: That was quick thinking guys.

Kyle: Yeah but the Baroness is getting away!

Arnold: And they would try another attack on this town and we can’t risk that.

Milo: You guys planning on leaving?

Kurama: We must for you see we don't wish to endanger anyone here.

Kuwabara: And we agreed to help the Princess fine her missing brother Yosho.

_At the Dragon carrier_

Peter Griffin: So you guys are heading out.

Hank: Yep we're guy waiting for the others to get back so we can be off.

Peter Griffin: Hey Hank since our van got smashed do you think we can catch a ride with you guys Hehehehe.

Dale: Hey this is not a taxi!

Lois Griffin: Come on Peter we'll take a bus back to Quahog.
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Episode 32: Serpentor's Viper Force

_We now cut to the Serpentor as he summon his Viper force_

Syeve Viper: You summon is Serpentor.

Serpentor: While Cobra Commander and his force deal with the Neo Z-Fighters I want you my Viper Force to gather the Wishing Orbs for me and if the Battle Fighter has them my commands are to take it from them by force.

Stegou: Your will is ours to command master!

Syeve Viper: Viper Force we leave to Neo Earth at once.

-Now back on Neo Earth-

Ranma: Okay everyone let's head off back to HQ!

(The Dragon carrier start to fly off to Hazelnut)

-On broad the Dragon Carrier-

Butters: Hey where did this box come from?

Stewie Griffin (pop out of the box): Ha! I'm free from that Woman.

Butters: Hey I know you you're that talking baby.

Stewie Griffin (Clapping his hands): Well looks like we have a comedian.

Akane (Picking Stewie): Stewie what are you doing here?

Stewie Griffin: What do you think you’re doing and hand on me you tomboy brat! Unhand me I say!

Akane: Stewie does you mother know you stowaway onboard the Dragon Carrier?

Stewie Griffin: No she doesn’t know now release me at once.

-And in Hazelnut-

Lois (putting her hands on her head): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Mag: Mom what's wrong?

Lois: Mag your brother is on that ship!

Peter (Shocked): Stewie is where!?

Brain (Yelling): Hey! Stop the Ship!!!

Peter: They can't here you. We have to follow that Ship.

Lois: But we don't have a van anymore.

Peter: Don't worry I rented on.

-On the Dragon Carrier-

Soun: Saotome I think I heard the boy's dog telling us to stop.

Genma: Well Stewie looks like you are going back to your family.

Stewie: Blast!

(As the Carrier lands)

Lois: I'm sorry that my son caused you guys any trouble.

Butthead: No that's okay.

Beavis: Yeah your son is cool.

Ryoga: Get off that Button!

Beavis: What button?

(Door closing)

Chris Griffin: Hey we're inside the ship!

Lois: You Idiots! I should ring both by your neck!

Beavis: Hey back off your married!

Butthead: Yeah really huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.

Peter: Never mind them what about these guys?

P.A: Hi.

Kurama: Like her mother she too doesn't believe anything about your grandfather's story and Ghaos.

Chris Griffin: So she wants to see for herself.

Ranma: Okay but why are they doing here?

Dieter: I smell ramen.

Shampoo: Shampoo told you Ramen is not free.

Dieter: Not free how much you are charging?

Milo: Nicky and I are with P.A.

Pink-Eye Pete: Hey Mr. Griffin you want to look at read my Comic book.

Peter (turning around): Oh my god what's with the Pink eye!?

Meg: Stay away!

Butthead: Hey Baby huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.

(Meg Slaps Butthead in the face)

(Phone Rings)

Lois: Hello.

(Nani: Hello is my sister Lilo there?)

Lois: Is anyone here named Lilo?

Lilo: It's me Mrs. Griffin.

(Nani: Lilo where have you behind lately)

Lilo: It's a long story Nani.

Cartman: Hey don't forget to tell her about us and where you, Stitch, Jumba and one eye had been.

Ranma: I think we should head to Lilo's home before we go back to HQ.

Stewie: Yes let is all head to the land of palm trees and hula skirts!

Ranma: Who the hell invited you any away!

Lois: Don't you yell at my baby in that matter.

(Splash)

Girl-Ranma: Hey Lady you didn't have to throw water on me!

Meg: What the hell?

Brian: He turned into a girl.

Lois: How did you do that?

Girl-Ranma: While pops and I were training in Neo China we fell into a cursed spring in Jusenkyo. And we're not the only ones. Ryoga turn into a pig, Shampoo turn into a Cat and Mousse turn into a duck.

Chris Griffin: And what does your dad turn into?

Goten: A Panda.

Sheen: Carl it's Ranma's Cousin the one I told you about!!

Kuno: My love you return!

Meg: Wait a Sec she's not what you two think.

Lois: She a he.

Kuno: Mrs. Griffin what are you talking about?

Kodachi: Are you saying that this girl is a man?

Sheen: What trick are you trying to pull here?

Meg: You guys don't----

Girl-Ranma (Covering Meg's Mouth): Meg shut up if Either Sheen, Kuno or his sister Kodachi knows about my cursed form.

Libby: Sheen would end up jumping out of the window.

Cindy: And it's not the first time he did that. Some guy dress up as a girl and when we found out he jump out of Jimmy's bedroom window

Lois: We didn't mean to traumatize anyone.

-Now we cut to the Battle Fighters and LFA in the desert regions of Neo Earth-

Alvin Servile: Hey any since of the 1st Wishing Orb Simon?

Simon: Let's head up north.

Alexander II: I wonder what Alvin Jr and the others are doing while we are looking for the Wishing Orbs.

Sky: We got a massage from Goku. They have met Princess Ayeka from Planet Jurai and are going to help her search for her long lost brother Prince Yosho.

Rikki Malone: Yosho? Didn't he disappear along time ago?

Alexander II: Yeah but there were no confirmation of his death.

Fieval: So he's still alive

Alvin Servile: That's right.

Alexandra: The tracker is picking up something.

John Armington: It must be it.

Alvin Servile: Okay let's start digging.

Syeve Viper: Stop right where you are!

Alvin Servile: Who are you guys?

Syeve Viper: We are the Viper force I'm Syeve Viper leader of the Viper Force.

Stegou: The Cobra Emperor has sent us to gather the Wishing Orbs for him.

Razor Armington: What does he want with the Wishing Orbs? He already has control over Planet Jurai.

Tricera: Serpentor plans to Restore Cobra-La and bring back our master Goloubus from the grave now we shall take that Orb.

Alvin Servile: In your dreams!! Vulcan Bazooka!!!!!

Syeve Viper (Blocking Alvin's attack): We also behind order to take them by force if needed! Viper cannon!!!


(Syeve hold out both hand and aimed a powerful Ki shot from his hand)

Buster Bunny: Duck!!!

Alexander II: I'll take deal with their leader.

Alvin Servile: Okay then we'll take care of the rest!

(Alex II transformed to his Shin Human form and he and Syeve begun a fist fight. while Admiar pull out his axe and send a stock wave towards Sky and Simon.)

Admiar: COBRA!!!!!!

Sky: I hate that Name! Spiral Disk!!!!!!

Simon: Particle strike!!!!

(After Sky's Spiral Disk knocks out Admiar's axe Simon shoots a big energy blot toward him knocking him right into a Sand dude)

Vandor (Drawing out his Sword): Venom Slash!!!!

Rikki Malone: Senkuuretsuha!!!! (Thousand Sky Bursting Flame)

(Rikki sends out a jet stream of flames at Vandor sending up into the sky)

Adam Frank: I have the Wishing Orb!

Stegou: And I have you Human!!!

(Stegou swings his blood stained Blade Staff around like a Wild man trying to chop up Adam but he dodges away from each blow.)

Charles Flemish: Be gone Reptile!! Neo European Fire Cannon!!!!!!!!

(Charles Flemish fire his Energy Cannon blowing Stego and the other Viper force members away)

Syeve Viper: What in Cobra-La?

SH Alexander II: Your forces have been defeated Syeve Viper, tell Serpentor he's not getting his hands on these Orbs.

Syeve Viper: You think it's over? You fools this is only the beginning you may have that wishing Orb but we'll recover the 2nd one! So prepare yourselves all of you!
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Episode 33: Lilo's hometown

Narrator: Last time While Searching for the Wishing Orbs Battle Fighters and LFA came across a group a man-like Reptiles known as the Viper Force send by Serpentor to retrieve the Orbs for him however the Battle Fighters has easily take care of them but they are not out. In the meantime Lilo got a call from her older sister Nani who wanted to know where she been all this time. And now the Neo Z-Fighters are making a stop in Neo Hawaii.

(Now the Dragon Carrier lands near Lilo and Stitch's home)

Hank: So this is where Lilo and Stitch live This is a nice house I’ll tell you what.

Peggy: What a nice home you have here Lilo.

Lilo: Thank you Mrs. Hill.

Ranma: Okay where is your sister Nani?

Beavis: Hey behind you! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Shampoo (Turning around): Aiya!

(A Tidal Wave land on Ranma)

(Big Splash)

Girl-Ranma: Okay who did that?

Stitch: Cousin.

Neko-Shampoo: Meow!

Jumba: Ha! I see you encounter Experiment 520.

Girl-Ranma: You mean that overstuff Experiment made that big Tidal wave?

Stewie: I say you done well for yourself Jumba. You know what Ranma it would be funny if Sheen were to fine out that you can turn into a girl in cold water.

Girl-Ranma: Hey if he does he can leave me alone.

Cindy: And he'll end up jumping out of a window.

Brian: So Cannonball is one of Blaze and Noa's cousins.

Blaze: I can see his size enables him to make that Tidal wave.

(Doorbell rings)

Beavis: Hey open the damn door Nani!

Butthead: Yeah Really!

Lilo: Beavis Nani doesn't allow guest to use the D-word.

Beavis: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Butthead: She said D huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh!

Nani: Lilo who are these two?

Butthead: We're Beavis and Butthead baby!

Beavis: Yeah Baby.

(Slaps)

Beavis: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Akane: Never mind them Nani you don't mind if we come in?

Nani: Sure.

(Inside)

Cartman: Well guy Lilo was telling the truth about her sister having a big ass on her.

Nani: What was that word?

Pleakley: No cursing!

Cartman: Hey I can say what ever I F***ing like!

(Nani open the door and throws Cartman out)

Lois: Stan does your friend kiss his mother with that mouth?

Stan: I don't know all that me, Kyle and Kenny know that Cartman talks like that all of the time

Peter: Serves him right for being a fresh mouth.

Cartman: Hey open this damn door!!!

Everyone: You shut up!

Eddy: Why don't you go some where!

Cartman: Screw you guys!! (Walking away)

Nani: Lilo who are all of these people?

Timmy: Nani may be we should explain.

(Timmy and the other explain to Nani about the events from Chapter 1 up to now)

Nani (Shocked): Lilo you mean a week ago Carl, Kenny and Pule got killed by a Pokemon?

Carl: We was dead.

Nani: But how can the dead come back to life?

Trunks: Gohan and Videl along with his mother use the Dragon balls to wish them back to life.

Nani: And Blaze and Noa are Stitch's cousin from Los Angels and Dimmesdale, California.

Alvin Jr: Yeah at first I didn't know that Blaze is a K-9 wolf Experiment 2000 and Trixie's pup is Experiment 2001.

Trixie: Until Gantu came a harassing us for them. But Timmy gave Noa to me for my birthday.

Beavis: Where did you think Cartman ran off to?

Peter: Last time I saw him he went down the street with Brain.

-Walking down the street-

Cartman: I can't believe that Bitch Nani just because I said the D-word she has to tell me to leave.

Brain: You don't go and say a curse word when you are in somebody's home.

Cartman: I do that in Stan's home, Kyle's home, Kenny's home and even in my home!

Brain: Hey Nani doesn't know what your mother let you get away with in South Park but you are not in South Park you are in Kauai and the Locals doesn't like to hear out of towners cursing them out.

Cartman: What.

Brain: You're hopeless Eric.

Cartman: Hey don't call me hopeless!

(BGM: New Edition - If It Isn't Love)

Myrtle: That Talking dog has a point no one like i heard someone trash mouth.

Girl: Yeah!

Cartman (turning around): Why do you mind your own da--------?

Myrtle: Mind my own what?

Cartman (Blushing): Oh god I have seen a Angel

Brain: Hey Eric? Neo earth to Eric

Stan (Walking to the block): Oh geez Cartman snap out if it!

Cartman (Waking up): Hey where did that girl went off to?

Lilo: You mean Myrtle?

Chris Griffin: That girl has been mistreating Lilo since they were kids and you like her?

Cartman: Not like Chris.

Meg: Oh no but she's 14 years old you are 8 years old.

Cartman: I don't care Meg. If Stan can get together with Wendy I can get together with that Myrtle chick.

Butthead (Holding Cartman): Hey Cartman she's a Teenager.

Cartman: Damnit! Let go of me Beavis and Butthead!

Kyle: You're too young for her Cartman.

Cartman: I told you I DON'T CARE!!!!!NOW LET GO!

Lilo: Akane may I borrow your mettle.

Akane: Sure.

(Lilo wracks Cartman on the head)
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Episode 34: Aqua teen Hunger Force

After getting hit on the head by Lilo Cartman found himself back on the Dragon Carrier.

Cartman (Getting up): Hey where that Myrtle girl go!

Brain: Let it go Eric you're 8 years old.

Cartman: Age doesn’t mean a thing to me!

Brain: Don't you stop a think that she has a boyfriend? And besides we're heading back to Z-Fighter HQ soon.

Cartman: Already? Could I bring Myrtle?

Brain: No you can't.

Cartman: And why not Brain?

Brain: 1). you’re too young for her, 2). Myrtle and the Hula girls don't get along with Lilo and 3). What makes you think she wants to come along?

Cartman (Walking out of the Dragon Carrier): G***DAMNIT!!

Voice: Hey you!

Cartman: Who's there?

Voice: I did.

Cartman (Shocked): Whoa talking Milk Shake?

Shake: I know how you can lure Myrtle into this ship?

Cartman: You do then tell me!!!

Shake: Whoa clam down kid!

Frylock: Shake what are you telling that kid?

Shake: I'm helping this poor boy fine his lover,

Frylock: His so called lover is a 14 year old teenager.

Cartman: Who cares!? I want some love!!!

Shake: Myrtle has a dog name Gigi aka Experiment 007 bring Gigi put on the ship that will lure her and her friend into the ship.

Cartman: Why I want her friends i just want her.

Shake: Well what about Stan, Kyle and Kenny?

Cartman: Stan is with Wendy, and I don't know about Kyle and Kenny.

Frylock: Don't listen to him Eric you're just making a fool out of herself!

Cartman: Oh you can s***k my b***s!

Frylock: What!!!

(Later that day)

Brain: Okay everyone all set?

Peter: Sure Brain everyone here.

Brain: Okay let's head out!

Myrtle: Hold it!

Cindy: What are you doing four eyes?

Lilo: Myrtle is something wrong?

Myrtle: One of your friends took my Gigi!

Cindy: Hold it Myrtle I have my own dog and so does Trixie.

Myrtle: Who asked you blonde?

Cindy: No one seen you f***king mutt now you and your friends get out before me, Libby, Akane and Shampoo throw you and the Hula girls out of the Dragon Carrier!

Myrtle: We're leaving until I have Gigi back Cindy.

(Heart Beating)

Jimmy: Ladies there's no need for a fight!

Cindy: She and her friends started it Neutron.

Brain: Hey what's going on here?

Chris: Myrtle and her friend are here.

Shake (Turning on the Auto Plot): And we're off!!!

Frylock: Shake no!

Brain (Turning around): Hey get out on there!!

(The Engines starting up)

(BGM: Asuka 120% Opening Theme)

Beavis: Whoa we are flying.

Brain: Okay who are you guys?

Frylock: My name is Frylock and this Meatwad and that Shake.

Shake: Master Shake to you Brain.

Lilo: Wow talking Milk Shake and Fries.

Myrtle (Grabbing Lilo by her dress): I want my dog Lilo!

Chris Griffin (Grabbing Myrtle by the shirt): get your hands off of Lilo!!!

Cartman: Hey get off of my Myrtle, Chris or I’ll kick you in the nuts!

Akane: Wait a sec this has your name written on it!

Cartman (Sweat drop): What ever do you mean?

Akane: Don't play dump I would have suspect this from Ranma but you! This is unbelievable you're 8 years old!

Ranma: Hey don't compare me with fats here!

Cartman: I don't care if I’m 8 years old.

Myrtle: You mean he has Gigi?

Stan: Yep I found him in his room.

Cartman: Hey!

Myrtle: Why did you adduct Gigi and almost got me beat up by Lilo's overgrown boyfriend?

Chris: She thinks that I'm her boyfriend?

Lilo (Blushing): Me and Chris?

Meg Griffin: Lilo and my Brother?

Stitch: Nuwaga!

Stewie: Ewwww how horrid.

Ranma: We're deal with you later Cartman.

Cartman: Lame!

To be Continue

(Ed Theme: Utada Hikaru - Wait And See)