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Devil with the Blue Hair

By Houou

Disclaimer: I don't own Samurai Jack or DBZ (unfortunately).

AN: This is the sequel to Samurai Jack Ate Vegeta's Cookie Dough. Don't expect a sequel to In Bondage. I got writer's block on that and then my files were erased.

Never did Bulma anticipate this.

Days ago, Vegeta wandered into Capsule Corp., murmuring about cookie dough and samurai. He meandered into the gravity room and locked the door. When he didn't come out, Bulma called Goku and he blasted the door down.

There was Vegeta, ranting in gibberish and holding a wanted poster with the face of some bounty on it.

They called the doctor, and he declared Vegeta insane.

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The hospital just took Vegeta away to the psychiatric ward, and Bulma went to the gravity room to do repairs and seal it off. Her eyes fell on the discarded poster on the floor. She saw that face before; he had been hanging around the outskirts of the city. Somehow, Bulma knew that this man was the cause of Vegeta's insanity.

Rage overtook her and she stormed out of the room.

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Jack was asleep in a tree; the moon was overhead. He woke up to the sound of crunching and mechanics. He pulled his sword out and prepared for the worst.

The worst he got.

A tank appeared from out of nowhere and rammed the tree he was in, knocking it over. He leaped on top of it and ran in the opposite direction it was facing.

The tank turned with unfathomable speed and fired bombs. Jack dodged some of them. Others were not dodged. One connected with his left leg.

Dragging his injured leg, he ran on. Jack heard a laser being charged up. He turned and deflected the laser shot.

However, he neglected o notice the giant tree in his path.

He ran right into the tree.

His sword fell to the ground with him following.

Jack sat up to find a gun pointed at his head.

On the other end of the gun was a blue haired woman.

"You'll pay for what you did to Vegeta."

"Who?"

"Pointy hair, obnoxious attitude…"

"Oh, him. What happened?"

"He's insane."

"And this concerns you how?"

"Anything Vegeta's involved in concerns me. May you rot in hell."

Bulma pulled the trigger.

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"YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jack fell out of the tree.

"Oh, please say that Aku had nothing to do with the nightmare," he said to no one in particular.

"He didn't."

Jack turned and Vegeta fired a water gun, getting Jack all soaked.

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Vegeta: WOMAN! I AM NOT INSANE!!!!

Houou: I know.

Vegeta: I'LL GONNA KILL YOU!

[Jack and Bulma hold Vegeta back.]

Jack: The endings are similar.

Houou: I know.

Jack: Why?

Houou: It's my fic; I'll do what I damn well please.

Jack: So that's why Vegeta took a water gun to me?

Houou: Yep.

Vegeta: [s he's being dragged away] SOMEDAY I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Houou: I can't be killed.

Vegeta: I'LL STILL KILL YOU!!!!