Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ DBZ-Angels ❯ DBZ-Angels ( Chapter 1 )

Goku: God-fuckin'-dammit....my power level is like 600 billion from giving everyone royal ass-whoopins all day long...but i cant fuckin' kill anybody cuz WE'RE ALL FUCKIN' DEAD!!!!!

Vegeta:Kakkarot, shut up, i'll beat your monkey ass someday, u saiyan son of a WHORE!!

Bulma:Hey hotty, calm down, we just made sweet, sweet love, u should be exhausted!

Krillin:WAAH!? veggie make sweet, sweet lovin' to Bulma, but he's... impo....

Vegeta:Shut up, you have a nose and my dick works, leave it at that.....pipsqueak

Krillin:Makes sense....oh yah, that reminds me, i have to make sweet lovin to 18

#18:Yoo-hoo, hey hot-buns come over here and take me now!

Gohan:*pukes*Heterosexual talk makes me sick!

Piccolo:I agree.

*a baah is heard in the background*

Gohan:Dammit, who let the goat out of the room!?

Goku: Ah fuckin' sick, i thought Tien and Chao-zu were bad...but...my own son....AHHHHH DAMMIT*hits yamcha in the face so hard, all but 3 of his teeth fall out*

Yamcha:Gawd....dawmit.........therd...time dis month......BWASTARD!!!! come on Puar, lets make sweet,sweet love!

Puar:YIPPY!

Tien: I never thought it would happen, but chao-zu poked my 3rd eye out with his insanely tiny penis.

Goku:*spits out beer* FUCKIN' SICK, i lost my appetite for today....thats just sick....YOUR EYE.....his dick.....FUCKIN...EWWWWW...dammit..thats wrong!

Gohan:Not as uncommon as u'd think.

*everyone quirks an eyebrow at Gohan,'cept trunks who is passed out from WAY too much weed*

Goten:*spits out beer* Explain yourself faggy!

Gohan: I was, well u guys know that patch piccolos been wearing over his eye?

Group:....yah......

Gohan:Well he told u guys an arrant wine cork did it...but........my....di....

Trunks:Yo....what did....i miss?

Goten:*bitch slaps trunks*

Trunks:dis...fucking...sucks*passes out*

Goten: U was saying Gohan?

Piccolo:Dammit Gohan!*picks up Gohan and phases out to unknown place*

Goku:That was fucked up

Brolli:AGH...DIE GOKU!

*goku dick slaps brolli and he explodes*

Goku:Damn Funimation, how many times do i have to kill that ass before they catch on?

Vegeta:Shut up!

Goku:Why? your a FUNi spy!

Vegeta: I would never work for those gay faggots who shamelessly promote DBZ in the means of.....dear god...PINBALL AND FRUIT SNACKS! anyways...i fucked chi-chi last night!

Goku:DAMMN U VEGGIE! LETS GO!

Vegeta:Indeed*goes SSJ4*

Goku:Weakling*goes SSJ5*

Vegeta:*whines*NO FAIR, this isn't a cheap fan manga that everyone thinks is real,come on, i ain't as dumb as all those other people!

Goku:Fucker*goes SSJ4*

Vegeta:AGH*goes in all big and bad, and gets whomped on in .5 seconds like usual*

Vegeta:Damm...u...Kakkarot...i'll...beat ...u..someday*passes out*

Goku:*laughs so hard he passes out*

Yamcha:*panting*Damn that was good....oh..gosh....animal sex..damn

Goten:Dammit, why am i the only normal one around here!?

Goku:Shut up boy, i'm straight...i had u, didn't i?

Goten:Well...yah...

Goku:THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Goten*starts crying.*YOUR SO MEAN WHEN YOUR HUNGRY!

*runs away*

Goku:FOOD...WHERE!!!!!?????*raids all nearby food stores*

Oolong:Oh...damn..*sweating*

Yamcha:Wheres Puar?

Puar:Right here Yamcha!

Yamcha:Why aren't u out of breath?

Puar:Why would I be?

Yamcha:Cuz we made sweet loving.

Puar:WE DID???? WHEN?

Yamcha:2 minutes ago..

*Oolong walks up panting*

Yamcha:*puts 2 and 2 together*DAMN U PIGGY*ki blasts oolong and the pig disentagrates*

Yamcha:AHAHAHAHAHAHHA....AHAHAHAHAHAHA*walks off*

Vegeta:*regains consciousness*Goku....omae o korosu

*Heero Yuy gets up from nearby bar and walks by group*

Heero:Hello,now....tell me which one of u motherfuckers stole my line!

*everyone points at vegeta, while a semi-conscious trunks has his finger accidentaly pointing at himself*

Heero:Well, well, if it isn't that purple haired faggot*materializes Wing Zero out of nowhere and blasts trunks to little pieces*

Vegeta:*insane laughter*...wait.....*angry snarling*U KILLED MY SON..NOW I KILL YOU!*goes SSJ5(hypocrite)*and sends a million huge ki blasts at Heero**when dust settles, heero is standing there with a gaping hole in his torso roughly the size of a beachball*

Heero:*sarcastic*Ow, that hurt

Vegeta:WAAH?

Heero: Well i am the PERFECT soldier*regenerates torso*

Vegeta:HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!

Heero:TAKE THIS DICKHEAD*bitch slaps Vegeta 50,000 miles onto snake way*

Heero:Now to take his most prized possesion.

Goku: His pride?

Heero:No, u dumbass..Bulma....

Heero:Hey babe, lets shag!

Bulma:Hell yes

*they walk off in the distance*

*The end*

Epilogue:they all live happily ever after, and vegeta comes back after many months and is pissed