Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ CAC: Crazy anime chicks high school ❯ Class...snoring ( Chapter 2 )
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By: shippogurl 
Gym sucks so why do it?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 852 | Visits: 470 | Status: Work In Progress
Gym sucks so why do it?
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.24.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 852 | Visits: 470 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter Two
Kouga and Flame walked calmly into the gymnasium, the class awaited their teachers patiently. Well almost.
Inuyasha: Oh heck no! Kouga is not gonna be my friggin gym teacher!
Yugi: Hey anybody seen Joey?
Joey: Come over here little dude.
Yami Yugi: Joey it is not time for gym I fear that our schedules have been tampered with.
Joey: Woah, how did you two split up?
Yugi: Magical fruit
Joey: Ahh
Miroku: Calm down Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: Calm down!? Wolf boy is our gym teacher! What next? Shippo does geometry?
Vegeta: Could you shut up already!
Inuyasha: Listen monkey boy…
Vegeta: Monkey boy?!
Inuyasha: Yeah!
Vegeta: You are so dead.
Flame: Okay class that's enough.
Alucard: Look the females have gathered outside in skimpy outfits.
Vash: Awesome.
Yugi: You shouldn't look at them like that guys.
Yami Yugi: I am so glad I am not trapped inside of you anymore.
Joey: Ain't that the truth.
Inuyasha: Kagome's doing jumping jacks….up and down…up and down…up and down…hehehehe her top fell off. Sweet.
Vegeta: Look at Bulma…running…that's so hot.
Vash: Go Meril!
Everyone else: Yeah…
Flame: Okay well I am your PE teacher for this semester.
Kouga: I'm late to class.
Inuyasha: Oh…
Flame: Umm before you fall in Kouga you need to sign the roll and then meet the principle in her office.
Kouga: Which one?
Yasuka walks into gym room and sees Kouga. (Aaliyah's "one in a million" begins to play in the background)
Yasuka: Kouga!
Kouga looks at the blue haired principle (Freak-a-leek begins to play in his head)
Kouga: Yo.
Yasuka: (licks lips) I want to see you in my office after class. ASAP.
Kouga: Kay.
Yasuka leaves.
Guys: DANG!
Inuyasha: If I hadn't seen it for myself I'd say she was hitting on you.
Kouga: She's hot.
Inuyasha: That's all you have to say?
Kouga: Yep.
Flame: Okay I want three laps around the gym
Kouga: Crud.
Flame: Yeah. That means you too wolf.
Kouga: (Mumbles some obsinity)
Flame: Hey! No cursing while you're running!
Meanwhile on the field where the girls were running…
Kagome: You think I did a good jog of flashing Inuyasha?
Mai: Yeah that was good.
Akane: You think Ranma's watching me?
Kagome: (panting) Well…is he a girl…or a boy right now?
Akane: He (panting) was a boy when I left him.
Mai; He's probally watching.
Serena: Okay sailor scouts! Human pyramid!
Rini: Yeah!
SS: Aww man!
Karena: YOU ALL FAIL BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SKINNY SLUTS!
SS: Aww man!
After PE…
Flame: Okay class hit the showers! Oh yeah, the heater is broken so you'll only get cold water.
Inuyasha: Cruddy.
Yami: (sigh) Guess we'll have to make due.
Yugi: We have to take a shower together? Eeewww!
Yami: Why are you still following me?
Yugi: Because…I have no friends.
Yami: What about Taya?
Yugi: She dumped me.
Yami: Okay…(Shrugs shoulders)
Ranma: I don't think this is too intelligent. I mean cold water…my condition?
Flame: (pushes Ranma into the shower) Fend for yourself kid!
Female Ranma: Crud!
Guys: ……..
Female Ranma: C…coach. Coach!
Flame: (reading 'flame makers weekly' The essence of fire) I'm busy.
Female Ranma: Dear god someone help me!
Flame: I said I was busy!
Female Ranma: AAHHHHHHHHH!
Flame: Oh shut up already! Taking a shower is not that horrible.
After Shower…
Female Ranma: I'm suing this school for sexual harassment!
Flame looks at soaking wet girl wrapped in a towel standing angrily in his office. He shuts the door.
4 hours later….
Female Ranma comes out of the office with a big smile plastered to her face.
Flame: You better not tell nobody but god. (Color purple)
Karena walks by the office. Looks Flame and Female Ranma up and down.
Karena: I hope you have a STD!
Flame: Baby it's not what you think!
(Oh my! Flame is in trouble. Oh by the way Flame looks like a red headed yellow-eyed Inuyasha except without the bangs and attitude.)
Kouga and Flame walked calmly into the gymnasium, the class awaited their teachers patiently. Well almost.
Inuyasha: Oh heck no! Kouga is not gonna be my friggin gym teacher!
Yugi: Hey anybody seen Joey?
Joey: Come over here little dude.
Yami Yugi: Joey it is not time for gym I fear that our schedules have been tampered with.
Joey: Woah, how did you two split up?
Yugi: Magical fruit
Joey: Ahh
Miroku: Calm down Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: Calm down!? Wolf boy is our gym teacher! What next? Shippo does geometry?
Vegeta: Could you shut up already!
Inuyasha: Listen monkey boy…
Vegeta: Monkey boy?!
Inuyasha: Yeah!
Vegeta: You are so dead.
Flame: Okay class that's enough.
Alucard: Look the females have gathered outside in skimpy outfits.
Vash: Awesome.
Yugi: You shouldn't look at them like that guys.
Yami Yugi: I am so glad I am not trapped inside of you anymore.
Joey: Ain't that the truth.
Inuyasha: Kagome's doing jumping jacks….up and down…up and down…up and down…hehehehe her top fell off. Sweet.
Vegeta: Look at Bulma…running…that's so hot.
Vash: Go Meril!
Everyone else: Yeah…
Flame: Okay well I am your PE teacher for this semester.
Kouga: I'm late to class.
Inuyasha: Oh…
Flame: Umm before you fall in Kouga you need to sign the roll and then meet the principle in her office.
Kouga: Which one?
Yasuka walks into gym room and sees Kouga. (Aaliyah's "one in a million" begins to play in the background)
Yasuka: Kouga!
Kouga looks at the blue haired principle (Freak-a-leek begins to play in his head)
Kouga: Yo.
Yasuka: (licks lips) I want to see you in my office after class. ASAP.
Kouga: Kay.
Yasuka leaves.
Guys: DANG!
Inuyasha: If I hadn't seen it for myself I'd say she was hitting on you.
Kouga: She's hot.
Inuyasha: That's all you have to say?
Kouga: Yep.
Flame: Okay I want three laps around the gym
Kouga: Crud.
Flame: Yeah. That means you too wolf.
Kouga: (Mumbles some obsinity)
Flame: Hey! No cursing while you're running!
Meanwhile on the field where the girls were running…
Kagome: You think I did a good jog of flashing Inuyasha?
Mai: Yeah that was good.
Akane: You think Ranma's watching me?
Kagome: (panting) Well…is he a girl…or a boy right now?
Akane: He (panting) was a boy when I left him.
Mai; He's probally watching.
Serena: Okay sailor scouts! Human pyramid!
Rini: Yeah!
SS: Aww man!
Karena: YOU ALL FAIL BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUNCH OF SKINNY SLUTS!
SS: Aww man!
After PE…
Flame: Okay class hit the showers! Oh yeah, the heater is broken so you'll only get cold water.
Inuyasha: Cruddy.
Yami: (sigh) Guess we'll have to make due.
Yugi: We have to take a shower together? Eeewww!
Yami: Why are you still following me?
Yugi: Because…I have no friends.
Yami: What about Taya?
Yugi: She dumped me.
Yami: Okay…(Shrugs shoulders)
Ranma: I don't think this is too intelligent. I mean cold water…my condition?
Flame: (pushes Ranma into the shower) Fend for yourself kid!
Female Ranma: Crud!
Guys: ……..
Female Ranma: C…coach. Coach!
Flame: (reading 'flame makers weekly' The essence of fire) I'm busy.
Female Ranma: Dear god someone help me!
Flame: I said I was busy!
Female Ranma: AAHHHHHHHHH!
Flame: Oh shut up already! Taking a shower is not that horrible.
After Shower…
Female Ranma: I'm suing this school for sexual harassment!
Flame looks at soaking wet girl wrapped in a towel standing angrily in his office. He shuts the door.
4 hours later….
Female Ranma comes out of the office with a big smile plastered to her face.
Flame: You better not tell nobody but god. (Color purple)
Karena walks by the office. Looks Flame and Female Ranma up and down.
Karena: I hope you have a STD!
Flame: Baby it's not what you think!
(Oh my! Flame is in trouble. Oh by the way Flame looks like a red headed yellow-eyed Inuyasha except without the bangs and attitude.)