Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Funny Junk ❯ The Ghetto Pt.1 ( Chapter 6 )

 

 

 

It was 3:00am, and the sonic crew had just saved the world yet again, and celebrated with a party, but unfortunately for the team, Sonic chose to get high during their celebration party, and unfortunately he was the only one who could drive…

 

“Dude, take a fucking left!” yelled Tails. Sonic swerved the car right. “Oops! *giggles uncontrollably*,” Sonic said. “We're lost!” Knuckles says,” I told u not to touch my stash of weed!” *Sonic starts to roll up a blunt* “Otay,” he slurs,” I'll just smoke this,* laughs uncontrollably*”.

 

“Hey jackass, you ran another red light,” Tails said. “Hey-hey u, yeah the midget in the back seat,” Sonic said slowly,” I bet your feet cant even reach the pedals, *starts laughing again*”. ` Dickhead,' Tails thinks to himself.

 

The car starts to slow down*. “Sonic, why are you slowing down?” asked a now awake Amy, who was passed out in the backseat from drinking,” And where is my underwear?” *Knuckles begins to laugh*. “ Its not me,” said Sonic. * the car slowly pulls up in a dark neighborhood and stops in a cul-de-sac, in front of an abandoned house.*

 

“I'll be right back,” Sonic says, getting out of the car. “Where are you going? It's dangerous out there!” Amy called after Sonic. “Hey, pick me up some Cheetos, I'm fucking starving!” yelled Tails out the window.

 

*Sonic runs up the steps and jumps through the window, shattering the glass*. “Ouch! Stupid window wasn't open!*laughs*”.

 

“This is fucking great! We're stuck in a fucking project, with no gas, and with an idiot driver about to get his ass kicked!!” yelled Knuckles. “ Hey look, its someone over there on that corner! I'll get him!” cried Tails. As he reached for the door, Knuckles grabs his hand. “ Muthafucka, are you crazy?!” yelled Knuckles,” We could get shot, or killed.”

 

“Grow some balls,” snickered Tails,” I was joking.” *He starts to laugh and pisses his pants*. “Damn…” he says looking at himself. “Hey, it's actually Shadow!!” Amy yells out. “Sorry, don't trust him either,” Knuckles says while locking the doors.

 

*there is shuffling gong on in some bushes*. “What the hell is that?” asks Amy quietly. * A shadow leaps out and runs across the street*. “Was that a fucking crack-head?!” yelled Tails. * Another shadow leaps out a tree*. “This is bullshit! Take Tails, he's still a virgin!”

 

*Suddenly, there is a shadow looming over the car….. Tails has just shit in his pants….. What will become of our heroes?*