Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Cell, Your Personal Guide To Meet Characters. ❯ Cell, A Deadly Duelist ( Chapter 2 )

The camera guy walks up to the camera that he left lying on the ground. He picks it up and turns it on.

Cell: "Welcome back peoples. Today we are going to Domino City to meet the most greatest duelist in the world: KAIBA! He is my personal favorite guy in the world." Cell takes out a big binder full of Kaiba pictures. He starts kissing all of them.

Camera Guy: "Ummmm… Cell. Are you gay because you always kiss pictures of Men or men demons that you like." Cell turns his head to look at the camera guy.

Cell: " What did you just say? Did you call me gay. HOW DARE YOU, YOU BASTARD!"

Camera Guy: " Please don't hurt me. I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cell is about to use the Kamehameha Wave but then finds pity in his heart and gives the camera guy mercy.

Cell: "I guess I can spare you this time. But next time, you won't be so lucky. Now lets get on with the show." So, Cell and the camera guy get a taxi and drive to Domino City. The taxi pulled up near a building with a large screen on it. Cell stepped out of the car and looked up at the screen. There was a person in it talking.

Kaiba: " Welcome fellow duelists to my special dueling tournament. Isn't it just dandy. Well get your decks prepared because the tournament starts NOW!!!!!!!!" Then the screen turns off. There was a loud cheer and people started to duel.

Cell: "Oh my god. Was that Kaiba speaking. His voice is soooo hot. Well I better get a deck so I can actually duel him. This is going to be so cool." So Cell and the camera guy each get a deck. " Now lets go look for people to duel." Then Cell flies over to a creep wearing stupid glasses. "I challenge you to a duel!"

Person: "You dare challenge me! I am WEEVIL UNDERWOOD!"

Cell: "So your point is that I should be scared of a runt who wears glasses that make him look like a bitch?"

Weevil: "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cell: "Well then lets duel freak." Each of the duelists put there deck onto the Duel Disk.

Weevil: "My first card is Petit Moth in defense mode and then I'll equip it with Cocoon of Evolution. Now my monsters defense is 2000!" Weevil starts laughing hysterically.

Cell: "I'll send out my Unhappy Maiden in attack mode. Her attack is 0!" Everything goes silent. Then all of a sudden everyone in the whole city starts laughing at Cell.

Anonymous Person: You idiot! That's a wimpy card! HA! HA! HA! HA!

2nd Anonymous Person: "Everyone knows that card is the suckiest card in the world!" Cell starts crying because of embarrassment. Then Cell gets an evil thought. He flies up in the sky, lifts up both of his hands, and uses the Spirit Bomb on the whole city. Everything and everyone died except for the camera man and Kaiba.

Cell: There's Kaiba down there. I'm going to finally meet him and you to audience. Sorry for almost not including you. I just got carried away because Kaiba is really hot." So Cell flies down to Kaiba and greets him. "H-H-H-Hello Kaiba."

Kaiba: "Hi."

Cell: "OH MY GOSH! KAIBA SAID HI!!!!!!!!"

Kaiba: "Take it easy you green thing."

Cell: KAIBA CALLED ME A GREEN THING!!!!" Then the camera guy grabs out his tranquilizer gun and shoots Cell with it. Cell starts wobbling around and then he falls fast asleep on the ground.

Camera Guy: "Sorry about all the ruckus, Kaiba. Cell can't control his own strength."

Kaiba: "Its alright."

Camera Guy: "It was nice meeting you Kaiba. See you later!"

Kaiba: "Bye." Then the camera guy puts on his special jet pack and flies away while carrying Cell. "Now how am I going to pay for this mess?"

Cell: "What happened? Well, anyways, I don't really care. Well I guess that's it for today. Bye everyone and remember that we will be back next week for "Cell, Your Personal Guide To Meet The Characters."