Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The dangers of siblings working together... ❯ And the insanity ensues... ( Chapter 1 )

The dangers of siblings working together…

By melody and foxfire9

melody: Hello, everybody! Welcome to a world of laughter and fun! Grab some popcorn, a soda, or whatever else you like and relax! Now then, let me introduce myself: my name is… *drumroll*… melody!!! …but you already knew that. Anyways, this is my brother, foxfire9.

foxfire9: Hi! ^___^

melody: *sweatdrops* ….ummmm….yeah. Just to help with any confusion, foxfire9 is also referred to as "the brat". As for myself, the brat likes to call me….ummm…hey, what do you call me?

foxfire9: A lot of things.

melody: *glares*

foxfire9: *glares back*

--- 10 minutes later ---

melody: Yeah, well, as I was saying…ahh, forget it! On with the story!!!

foxfire9: Hope you like it!

Warning: May cause severe side and jaw pain. Other side effects include sore throats and runny noses. The use of tissues is recommended.

Disclaimer: We own it all!!! Every single bit of it!!! They all belong to us!!! …*ahem*… okay, if you actually believed that for even a second, you are either insane (go you!), on something, or just plain stupid. (Oh, and if it's the second one, can you tell us what it is and where we can get some?)

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Things that will never be said in…

Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta: This outfit is uncomfortable. Woman, get me that pink shirt!

Vegeta: I love you, Bulma dear!

Vegeta: I'm so glad Goku can protect us!

Goku: DIE!!!

Goku: Just shut up!

Goku: A shot? No biggie…

Goku: But Chi-chi…I'm not hungry.

Piccolo: I've decided to give up meditating and do something fun, like dancing!

Buu: Buu hate candy!!!

Freiza: Dang! I'm late for my ballet recital! (A/N - he is staring in Swan Lake) ^__^

Zarbon: I've decided to shave my head…

Krillin: I've decided to shave my head! (hehe)

Inu-Yasha

Inuyasha: You know, maybe I'm not so cool…

Inuyasha: I love you, Shippo! *hugs*

Inuyasha: Owww!!! I got a paper cut… *breaks down and sobs*

Inuyasha: Ahhhhh!!! I broke a fingernail!!!

Rin: (to Sesshoumaru) I hate you, you big mean doggie!

Miroku: I've decided to give up on women.

Kirara: Ruff, ruff!

Sesshoumaru: *looks confused* Wait a minute…where is my tail?

Sesshoumaru: Rin, sweetie, come here and let me give you a good night kiss!

Things that should happen/will never happen (but should)in…

Dragon Ball Z

Villains shut up.

Villains die sooner! (A/N - I mean, come on!)

Saiyans get a brain.

Freiza sees a dog and thinks it is an earthling.

The dog goes SSJ and beats the crap out of Freiza!

Bulma wears a modest outfit.

Buu forgets to pull himself back together and dies.

Cell gives up on the androids.

Cell forgets how to regenerate and dies.

Goku's children don't look just like him.

Vegeta actually forgets his pride and does something smart for a change…

Master Roshi matures and acts his age.

Inu-Yasha

Sesshoumaru kills Jakin!!! (cheer)

Sesshoumaru becomes kind and unobsessed with Tetsusaiga.

Inuyasha shuts up and kisses Kagome.

Kikyo gives up and dies…finally…

Miroku stuffs his hand in his pocket. (A/N - not that he has one…)

Naraku hands over the shards of the sacred jewel and leaves!

Kagome wears pants.

Sesshoumaru kills Jakin…again.

Miroku and Sango get married.

Inuyasha and Kagome get together.

Jakin says something intelligent.

Kagome completes the Jewel of Four Souls.

Kagome looses interest in Inuyasha's ears.

Kaede takes off her eye patch - after all, Halloween is over…

foxfire9: Well, that's it. The following chapters will either be like this or just some silly, random story…with us, you never know! Now it's time for the corny and soon-to-be-overly-annoying ending poem, courtesy of mel.

melody: Thanks, kitsune. *foxfire9 smiles happily and starts dancing around the room*

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melody and foxfire9: Bye! ^__^